The Tale of The Lame Party

One night gimp goat decided to have a party. Grampappy thought this could 
be a good idea. They made plans and bought stuff and invited many a person 
over and were waiting patiently for people to start arriving... kept waiting... 
Finally the first guest showed, it was beth the fuckable!
Yay. So grampappy and beth went into gimp goat's mom's bedroom and had happy 
time for an hour or so then came back out. 
Later triple k, willy goat, BBallGirl(Walrus.txt) and The Ass(Beth.txt) were
there. But soon after, The Ass left, then BBallGirl left... 
This party was going nowhere. So grampappy and Beth The FUckable went into the
dining room and had happy time for another hour or so.
Later everyone was gone except willy goat, triple k, and gimp goat... 
It was 11pm.... another party bust...
grampappy was not amused.
So he took a chair and broke it over gimp goat's head for having a bad party and
impaled him with a shattered chair leg and fed his head to pig dog.
Then he took beth into the bathroom and had another hour or so of happy time.

Moral: Don't have a bad party even though we can't help it because people who say
        they're coming don't show up. stupid asses..... and don't kill me beth :) heh