The Tale of Tony Falcon Pro Skater Game

One thursday night, a benny's night, grampappy and gimp goat went over to 
willy goat's to see if he was ready to go to benny's to enjoy a long night of
coffee and gossip about Mark the Gay Homosexual Waiter, Who Had since then cut 
off his pony tail.  They get to willy goat's and knock on the door.
"Hey guys, come on in", says willy goat. 
"Ready to go to Benny's?"
"No, I'm playing Tony Falcon's Pro Skater"
"How long you going to be?"
"Oh, 5, 10 minutes."
So grampappy and gimp goat wait patiently, then willy goat lets them know once 
he gets a hidden tape in the game, they could go. Later Triple K came over. 
Many minutes pass by with willy goat not being able to get the hidden tape. 
So grampappy and gimp goat get impatient. Then Triple K starts playing.
Many more minute pass by. Willy Goat and Triple K can't seem to get the damn thing.
Wow, it had been 2 hours already. Grampappy got irritated and told them to shut 
the damn thing off and get going to Benny's. 
"Ok This is my last try" said willy goat.
It appears his last try was lasting more than an hour...
Grampappy Was Not Amused. tm 
(trademark, I haven't trademarked the phrase yet, but I might)
So he grabbed the stupid control and within 15 minutes he had gotten the stupid 
piece of crap tape. 
"God damn already, now let's go to benny's." said Grampappy.
"It's too late" said gimp goat and triple K, "We gotta get up tomorrow and go to work."
Grampappy saw it had been 4 hours and was now 2 am.
Grampappy was NOT amused.
Grampappy knocked over willy goat's tv and took out the tony falcon cd from the 
playcenter and chucked it chinese-star style at willy goat and decapitated him and 
beat triple k to a bloody mess with a broken tv. 
Grampappy then backhanded gimp goat for the hell of it.

Moral: Benny's night is benny's night, dammit. Not Tony Falcon night!!!!!!!!!