The Tale of The Posters.

One day Grampappy brought home 3 great posters he had just gotten at Resolutions.
All three had the greatest musical artist ever on them, Marilyn Manson. On depicted
him singing on tour, one had him dressed as miss usa, and one even had the great 
one reading a book while on the john. So grampappy triumphantly hung his posters 
around his Britknee Speers and Pokeyman posters. He was quite proud. 
Just then, Old man Wilson walks in and is shocked in disbelief that such beautiful
works of art were found in his own house.
"You take that sick, perverted trash off the walls of my house right now 
or I'll take them off myself!" exlaimed the senile old nursing home reject.
Grampappy did not care for what this old man said, he obviously meant to say 
"Perfect pieces of sophisticated art that simply is too good to be hung on these 
sh*tty walls of my house." but grampappy didn't care either way. 
He shoved the old man out of his room and locked the doors. Heh.
The next day, grampappy had to go to work, so he fed pookie some leftover pickle
slices and went out the door. When he got home from a long day of typing and 
being bored, he walked into his room only to find his posters missing, with the
exception of the Britknee Speers poster which had been apparently molested and had
the smell of Tim Gay (Ben Gay, I didn't think you'd get the pun). It was obvious
to grampappy that old man wilson had torn down his marilyn manson posters and
molested Britknee Speers!!!! 
Grampappy Was Not Amused. tm
So Grampappy grabbed his tire iron and went looking for old man wilson, only to
find him using the bathroom with the door wide open, as he liked to do 
so much, the sick bastard, and clubbed him in the head with the tire iron and drug
his body outside and parked the pimpmobile on his head. 
Then Grampappy kicked him for the hell of it.

moral: Jesus christ, they're posters, it's not like I'm worshipping satan or 
        sacrificing pookie, which I would never do, because that cat would end up
         scratching satan and he would cripple me for life because of that....
          Hey the longest moral ever.