The Tale Of THe Walrus (coocoocachoo)

Once upon a time BBallGirl told Grampappy he should hook up with her friend, Walrus.
Grampappy didn't think that was such a bad idea because quite frankly he was getting
a little antsy. So they decided that Grampappy, Gimp Goat, and Triple K would go to 
a Terre Haute North Yankees basketball game that BBallGirl was playing in to 
meet THe Walrus. When the three knuckleheads walked in the gym, they didn't really 
notice anyone, so they went to the top of the bleachers and sat down to watch the game.
It was a boring game and grampappy was busy watching the young'ns in the gym next door
do gymnastics. Then he heard a loud buzz and saw it was halftime. 
Then a large almost female looking creature started up the bleachers. 
Grampappy didn't give it a thought, this couldn't be her, surely BBallGIrl would know
better than to set up grampappy with a member of the humpback whale family. 
She kept up the bleachers, and grampappy was getting a little worried. 
Then she flashed her teeth almost like a smile, but she looked like she was ready
to tear into a 2 lbs steak at the outback. Grampappy was terrified.
"Are you grampappy?" asked the behemoth.
"Oh sh*t" thought grampappy. Immediately after, gimp goat and triple k decided they
were thirsty and were going to go get something to drink. 
Grampappy Was Not Amused.
"Hey you piles of sh*t, get your asses back here. Don't leave me alone with this 
small planet!" cried g-pappy.
"What?!" exclaimed the 15th moon of saturn.  "How dare you!"
Oh geez, grampappy had instilled the fight nature of the rhino and she was ready 
to charge. So grampappy did the only thing he could think of and ran like the dickens.
She was hot on his trail and was ready to gore him with her silver-dollar sized fangs
when he pulled out his elephant gun and beheaded her. To his surprise, a lot of M&M's
and Tootsie Rolls fell out of her.
Then Pappy set his sights on Gimp and Triple K... He lunged forward and gave a judo 
chop to triple K to incapacitate him while he worked on kicking Gimp Goat's 
smelly goat ass.  Grampappy grabbed the closest blunt object to beat him into 
submission, which happened to be the hippo carcas. Grampappy heaved the mass onto 
gimp goat, splattering him all over the place like a bad Kurt Kobain experience.
Then he trudged over to Triple K. 
"Thirsty huh?!" said grampappy as he threw triple k into a tub of gasoline. 
"Drink this you pile of jewish fudge packing arabian monkey sh*t!" and tossed a
lit zippo into the vat of gas and watched triple k run around with his hair on fire
until finally grampappy kicked him in the head.
Then grampappy screwed BBallGIrl for the hell of it.

Moral: -See Moral of Vietnam Story-