The Vietnam War Story

One day while grampappy and gimp goat were in the vietnam jungle looking for 
charlie.... hey, hhaha, triple K's in the story too :) OK anyways, they slowly crept
closer and closer to the enemy base when out of nowhere 18 viet cong soldiers jump out
and open fire on the two poor unsuspecting victims. Luckily, grampappy watched 
rambo 1 through 85 and was prepared for such a battle. Gimp goat wet himself and hid
behind a bush. Grampappy was blowing away soldier after soldier while gimp waited 
patiently in his own puddle of urine. The only reason grampappy kept the scared 
little goat around was because he held all the ammo and spare weapons for pappy. 
After battling for hours on end, the two heroes had taken over a viet cong base. 
He saw they had taken grammammy crystal hostage and just before setting her free, he
accidentally shot her in the head... oops. As grampappy and gimp goat trekked through
the jungle to look for more hideouts to conquer, PotHead-C came out and asked if 
gimp goat would like to go to taco bell.
"ok" said gimp goat and he left with PotHead-C to get a nachos bell grande, leaving 
grampappy alone with a combat knife and bazooka joe gum. Just then, a squad of 
kamikazee rice pickers emerged and charged on pappy with intent to blow him into 
kibbles n bits while gimp goat tried to score with PotHead-C even though the rest
of the world knew he couldn't because he was lacking the testicular fortitude 
to do anything. 
Grampappy Was Not Amused.
With quick wit, grampappy remembered an episode of MacGuyver and turned the knife and
gum into an M=16 assault rifle. He blew away the little squinty eyes and began looking
for gimp goat. He found him peeing on himself with excitement because PotHead-C 
brushed his shoulder when she walked by. Grampappy then began bitch slapping the
little goat like tommy lee on a good day. After beating him like an english nanny 
grampappy tossed gimp goat into the propeller of the rescue helicopter sent by the 
fine gents in the USA army. Then he f*cked PotHead-C for the hell of it

Moral: Ditching Grampappy is the quickest way to earn an old fashioned asswhoopin.