Waiting For Gimp Goat

One night while gimp goat, willy goat, triple k and grampappy joe were at 
willy goat's waiting to go to ISU to see if the rent-a-pigs' bodies had 
been found yet, gimp and willy decided to watch WCWW wrestling where STYNG
and Big Poppa Chump were having a championship match. Triple K and Grampappy wanted
to go to ISU and not wait for stupid ass WCWW because WWWF ruled the earth.
So triple k and grampappy piled into the ghetto truck and went to ISU to wait on 
gimp and willy. Triple K and Pappy sat by the fountain waiting for the 2 morons. 
They waited and waited. Then waited a little more. Then they continued to wait, after
waiting so long, they decided to wait some more. Later, Pappy and Triple K decided 
to go back to willy goat's to see if they had even left yet, the stupid fuckers. 
So they drive by and the gimpmobile isn't there.
Grampappy was not amused. 
Then triple k drove to gimp's house where they were also not at, then they drive 
to Speedweigh. They see the gimpmobile in it's splendor of ghetto-ness and rustspots
and gimpy headlights. Grampappy decides he doesn't like being stood up at the 
fountain, so he goes into speedweigh to gut gimp goat. Pappy pulls his knife on 
gimp and yells "Die you stupid wrestling freak of nature who needs to get a life 
because all you do is watch wrestling and talk about girls you'll never have a 
chance with in your life!!!!" and guts gimp goat and puts his intestines in the 
sausage turning machine and hooked up his nuts to jumper cables and a diesel engine 
and jumped that boy till his head popped like a happy balloon. Then just for good 
measure he kicked willy goat in the head.

Moral: Watching wrestling is ok. Letting it run your life is not. WCW sucks.