The Tale of the Rent-a-Pigs

One night while Grampappy, Gimp goat and Willy goat leaving the great Benny's 
two ISU rent-a-pigs come out and ask if willy goat had been hitting the squad car. 
How silly of them. So they question Grampappy and he claims that willy goat had not
been seen causing harm to the rent-a-pigmobile. So Grampappy and Gimp go to ISU to
have a good walk, for walking and talking about past events soothed the soul and sort
of ended the night. As Gimp and Pappy were walking, a rent-a-pig stops them and asks
what they're doing.
"Just walking around" answered pappyjoe.
So the pig asks for ID and pappy and gimp give them ID. Then another rent-a-pig
shows up and then pappy and gimp realize it's the same two pigs from Benny's. 
So the lady pig isn't amused because she has a corn cob up her ass or something. 
So they begin to question pappy and gimp as if they were committing crimes or something.
"you boys know anything about any car thefts around here" asked pig #1.
"Nope. We're just walking around" gimp says.
Then as the two piglets were about to let pappy and gimp go, pig #1 notices a small 
object in a black case in pappy's hand.
"what's that?" he asks
"Digital camera" pappy says.
"I think you stole that. Give it"
"No, it's mine, piglet"
So the pig tries to take the camera, and in the process it's dropped and is broken.
Grampappy is not amused.
Grampappy then proceeds to kick the pig in the nuts and shove his nightstick up his
ass and throw him under the wheels of an oncoming train. Then pappy grabs pig #2 by
the hair and beats her with a lead pipe until her face resembles that of pig-dog's
smelly hair-less ass. He then feeds the bits and pieces of pig #1 to pig dog and the
national prison death-row inmates as their last meal.

Moral: Do not doubt grampappy, for he is god. And don't do drugs. Think before you drink.