The Tale of the Gay Homosexual Waiter with a Pony Tail

Grampappy, Gimp Goat, Willy Goat and Triple K decided to go to Benny's. Willy Goat
arrived first, so he waited for "the table" to get cleared off.
The Gay Homosexual Waiter w/Pony Tail asked how many people were coming. 
"Probably 3 more" said Willy Goat
"Ok, I'll clean off 'the table' for you" replied the Gay Homosexual Waiter
w/Pony Tail. So after clearing off the table, Willy Goat sat down and enjoyed a
cancer stick. Soon after, grampappy showed up and sat with Willy Goat.
The table hadn't been wiped off yet, but grampappy didn't care, as long as
he got "the table" So Gimp Goat and Triple K (Charlie the impotent KKK member)
arrived and sat down too. Many minutes later, Willy Goat decided he'd wipe the damn
table off himself. So he went to one of the good waitresses and asked for a wet cloth
to wipe off the table. As Willy Goat finished wiping off the table, the 
Gay Homosexual Waiter w/Pony Tail dropped some menus on the table and said
"Not to be rude, but I don't like you people seating yourselves, so I'll get to you
whenever I feel like it"
Grampappy was not amused.
Many more minutes went by and still no service. Grampappy grew weary of waiting
for his usual 8 cups of coffee. He waited and waited. He waited until he couldn't
waits no more. So grampappy dragged the faggoty waiter by his gay homosexual pony tail
and shoved a cucumber up his faggoty gay fairy ass. The waiter seemed to enjoy it.
Ew.
So grampappy put a sign on the waiter that said "I am a gay homosexual" and tossed him
into a crowd of nazi skinheads. The waiter was torn limb from limb and fed to Pig-Dog
and the county zoo chimps. So The Coffee Man came to "the table" and said
"I'll wait on you guys, that other guy's just an asshole. and he's gay too"
So grampappy got his coffee and they all lived happily ever after. 
Except for gimp goat who got a fork stuck in his forehead for making grampappy go to the
stupid wedding rehearsal for 8 hours.

moral: Don't be gay. And if you're going to be gay, at least give grampappy his coffee.