The Tale Of Willy Goat's Sausage Patties

One night while Gimp Goat, Willy Goat, and Grampappy Joe were at Denny's, Willy Goat
wanted some sausage patties to nibble on like a rabbit. So he tells Mr. Coffee Man
he'd like some sausage patties with his all-canadian slam.
Well Willy Goat waited a whoooole 45 minutes for his sausage patties and started
bitching and complaining and pooping everywhere.
Grampappy was not amused.
Grampappy took his soiled chicken strips and shoved them up willy goat's smelly
goat ass to shut him up about his sausages and stuck his sausage patties in his
nose after Mr. Coffee Man brought them.

Moral: Quitcherbitchin'   (This story sounded better when I thought of it earlier)