The Tale of Gimp Goat's Execution

One day while grampappy joe was contemplating what to do with his life now that
grammammy crystal had broken up with him and was now missing, gimp goat asks "hey
would you like to go to boogey's to hit some baseballs?"
So grampappy joe was ok with the idea and they went in the pimpmobile.
When they got there, 2 young'ns were at the batting cages. This made grampappyjoe
pitch a tent. As grampappy tried to impress the young'ns with his l33t batting
skillz, he did poorly and gimp goat was talking to the young'ns. 
Grampappy was not amused.
Grampappy gets out of the batting cage as the young'ns walk off to get a refreshing
thirst quenching beverage. "Hey they're hot" said gimp goat. 
Immediately after, he was missing many teeth due to a traumatic head injury with 
grampappy's louisville slugger. 
After many days, the police found gimp goat's body minus a head and limbs in a nearby ditch
with the note "Don't piss grampappy off"

moral: don't piss grampappy off