The Tale Of The Ex-Girlfriend

One day grampappy joe got home from work happy because it was finally friday.
So as he was happy and eating a grapefruit, he gets a call from his girlfriend
grammammy crystal. "Hi how are you?" asked grampappy. 
"You need to check your e-mail and talk to adam... I dont know what to tell you."
Grampappy was not amused.
It appears grammammy thought it would be best to break up with grampappy because
he talked to too many girls, even though grammammy fucked more guys than the IRS.
But grampappy knew it was to find another pappy to fuck with. So grampappy decided
it was time to show grammammy how it is, so he rolled her over with his 4x4 pickup
truck with weather chains on the tires.
Grampappy was amused.

moral: Don't break up with grampappy for a stupid ass reason.