The Gay Lil' Hampster That Has Muscle SPasms When It's Touched

One day Grampappy was at Gimpy Goat's house and decided to play with
 the Gay Lil' Hampster.  so Grampappy opened the cage and when he
 touched Gay Lil' Hampster, it jumped around and ran in circles
 and pooped in excitement.

Moral: Don't be a gay lil' hampster that has muscle spasms when it's touched.