Jim The Possum
The Porch Light
CallFirst
Hamster
Beth
Crystal
Bogey's
Pig Dog
Sausage
Old Man Wilson
The Waiter
Kristen
Hazard
Changing a Tire
A Night at Speedway
Rent-a-Pig
Waiting
Pookie
Vietnam
Walrus
The Posters
Tony Hawk
The Party
A Fight At Hardee's
Amanda
The Fight At Pappy's
Tongue Piercing
Welfare Child (Going Old School)
Willy Goat + Farm Animal
Pappy At Bat
Waiting At Denny's
Garfield's
These next 7 stories I wrote in 3 minutes, and it shows. But they were funny to me, so if you don't think they're funny, you're obviously not smart.
Bob The Turtle
Rascally Rabbit
Grampappyjoe
Aymee the Mouse
Adam Goat
Jared from Subway
Poohbear
Putt Putt
Putt Putt pt. 2
Vacation
-New-Old Woman