September '03

September '03

09-02-03
Mwuahahah, Joe died and I, his evil twin... uh.. hmm... Oe will be taking over!!! Things are gonna be a little different around here. (no they're not) hey stop talking from beyond the grave. Anyway, I like to think of myself as a pretty good (gay) guy. Hey stop that! grr... Where's a priest for an exorcism when you need one. anyway. So the last few days of pappyj's life sucked. Much boring things. even at the bar last night where a few girls came in, mick knew one of them and then the three girls started ho-dancing with each other, being in odd and interesting positions and all. Then everyone left but me, I mean joe, pooh and adar. Adam got upset. "see how they just left us? Oooooh, finish that, let's go. They're gonna get it" or something of that nature. then when we leave and get back to the house, mick says he's going to wherever the girls went, so everyone went but me. adam was gung ho about it. amazing how quickly you forgive people when you're thinking with your dick. I, Oe, am also a little more efficient. I'll try to update more often than dipsh*t did. all he did was play natural selection instead of writing to I'm sure his hundreds of loyal fans. A (great) guy like that oughta have many fans of his witty and clever writing, never falling for ploys from a tv show, like switching bodies or jumping sharks or having an evil tw.... nevermind that last one. ( :D ) old man wilson thinks he should join a league to bowl. although bowling's become more of a novelty than a career option he thought of it a few years ago. who needs bowling when you can sit at home being gloomy and anti-social eh? eh? that's right, nobody. I also changed the side bar stuff to make the previous entry thing more "convenient" and took away the frame bar so it just runs smoothly into each other. like a pooh and a puddle of water to hydroplane into old women while looking at a rainbow. OUT

09-05-03
I, Oe, bring you more journal goodness. not too much though. Last night I went to the ranch about 12:30 at night for adar wanted to go to the denny's. I got there and saw the adam, mick and jeremy trying to get the grill going for some steaks. Heh, it took about forever to get the stupid thing going. No lighter fluid, barely enough charcoal... me and adar went and got some lighter fluid, later jeremy and mick went to get some more charcoal and such. Finally we had steak. Before they were done, Megan Eyler called mick and then she came by looking ever nice as usual. She causes the brain pain. It's kind of nice that she's friends with us, but it sucks in a way too knowing that's about all it's going to be. Pretty much never a chance for anything more. :P anyway. boobies. After awhile she left and me and adar went to denny's and then some ruffians came in being belegerant and such, but they approved of adar because he had a john elway jersey on. I guess denver's got its share of drunkards as well as chicago :D then we left.

Didn't do much today except cut the grass, even that had to be forced. Old man wilson got irate because I said I wasnt' going to and he told mammy wilson he was fed up and if I didn't cut the grass he would throw me out :D heh. I told me ma maybe I should start beating him up or something so he'd actually have a legitimate reason to want to kick me out. Going JEnny Jones and Sally Jesse Rafael style! w00t! I cut the grass anyway. later adar gets online to tell me megan tells jeremy he's going to take her out whenever, not asked, told him he was, and he's not sure :D silly jeremy. I guess there's just something he doesn't like about her or something because god knows anyone else from the iq club would be ecstatic like a chimp on heroin if megan said that to us. oh well... that's about that. out.

09-16-03
The Pappy is tehpissed. I spent about all of this morning trying to get programs to load pictures from my digital camera onto the computer with no luck. apparently the twain.dll likes to lick testicles and eat shit so it's too busy to let me use my camera. I have a feeling there's some step I need to know that I'm not doing. I found the cd with the program that I used to put pictures online with my old computer, but it doesn't work right on this one. stupid thing. bah. I'll just end up having to hook up my other computer purely to get pictures online. which is stupid. anyway...

Last night at the denny's lots of discussing about jobs and such, especially since the pooh's lost his job. He got fired for apparently no reason from willy jak's so he's on the bread line with me :D Then he said that today he would call me and adam about 11:30 to go get applications and stuff and here it is 6pm with no call :D that and I haven't gone to sleep yet because insomnia rocks the house down. oh well, I'll sleep well tonight. I'm tired :D I didn't get tired enough to want to sleep until about 2pm, but I figured if I slept then, I'd get up at like midnight and it'd be too late to do anything so I'd just be bored the rest of the night/morning.

Can't believe it's been so long since I last posted. I feel as though I'm taking on some of joe's characteristics and being lazy. I, Oe, cannot let this happen! must... overcome... anyway. So last night at denny's I had a revelation that I may in fact be god, and all the stuff happening to me is in my subconscious thought, the kind of thing where if you think bad things, bad things happen. :D after I made this discovery, honest abe came into denny's for the second time that night. *shudder* this guy is so senile and loud it's not even cool. he makes great fodder for a laugh at his expense, but hell hath no fury like abe talking to you nonstop. luckily we were far away from him in the restaurant. w00t.

well the pappy can't think of much else to write... no party at eyler's sunday, she didn't say anything about it since she was at mick and jeremy's 2 weeks ago, so we assumed it was a no go. now we'll find out it happened and it was the best one yet and all the young'ns were flashing and such. oh well. I need a job to get my white eye contacts. mmmmmm.....

9-24-03
yay. I are haven't been writing too much again because there's not much to write. mick's gone out with us to the denny's and to the ihop the last 2 times. I dunno if it's going to be a regular thing but I certainly wouldn't mind. he brings a new and more amusing view to the table. although I'm beginning to wonder if the table had a view to begin with before he came :D

Still jobless and happy fun charlie got a job at garfield's. good guy charlie... I'm not bitter about that, I just still dont' understand why lisa won't let me come back. I guess it's more just to piss me and adam off than anything. hell she may have hired chuck just to piss me off too, but I don't care, unless he quits and gets hired back, then I'd be 84 different varieties of salty. oh well. I'll find a job eventually. I have to. my savings has now gone to a little under 3g, which is bad considering it was 4500 in june :D of course 500 went straight to fix the stupid ghettocruiser. stupid thing. oh well. I'll have my day someday. if by day I mean hour... if that... yep, someday I'll be happy for a few minutes :D Oh yeah, yesterday was sarah's 18th birthday. great. I would usually care, but since basically last winter, she doesn't say anything more than hi or bye to me, so screw it. If she's going to be too busy/good to talk to me then I don't even care. that's about that. late

9-29-03
Man. writing in this thing gets harder and harder each time, just because it's more of a chore to get on here and write than it used to be. I used to want to come and write on this gimpy thing just for the hell of it, now I only seem to when I feel I'm neglecting my hundredths of fans out there. anyway. Lucky gee, yay me, yesterday I went to garfield's ab00t 10 to wait for adar to get off work and there was 2 young'ns in there talking to mick who I later identified as niki, the former hostess with the ass you can set your watch too (still accurate, I might add) and tiffany, one of sarah's friends I kind of knew from elementary school. Anywhoo, it was coincidentally sarah's last night there before she went to work at the buckle. I think that's still in the mall... if not, it's the one next to the mall, across the street. in any case, doesn't affect me any. other than I actually got my first hug in like a year, then she complains "oh joe I never get to see you anymore", despite whenever she's seen me, she just says hi and leaves and whatnot. oh well.

to your shock and amazement, nothing else has been going on. pooh started working at garfield's and has already commended me for not going in there with a semi-automatic rifle to kill everyone. guess his first day was rough :D other than that... nothing really. he finally sees what the adar and I and others were talking about, but he thought after willy jak's he could do anything. wrong. oh well. now he knows garfield's is much harder than willy jak's but hey he still has a job. meanwhile. pappyj...

only thing I have to do to pass the time is play Natural Selection and build models. the core doesn't even go out anymore. jeremy's saving for a trip to atlanta, mick's.... uh... not going out... adar has teeth troubles so he doesn't want to drink, therefor doesn't want to go out, and pooh.. well pooh's just pooh. not that I have the money to go out anyway, but still... it's one thing to not feel like going out, and quite another to not be able to anyway. unless pappy wants to go alone, which would ultra hardcore suck muh bawls. anyway. that's about that. out.