-----=======Two Years Ago This Month=======-----
- Adam bores joe by taking him along to a wedding rehearsal. fruit.
- GrampappyAJ and Misty get engaged
- GrampappyJoe purchases the now infamous digital camera!!!
- ISU rent-a-pigs harass joe and adar, which spawned the story "Rent-a-Pigs"
- Pappy sells the sacred original ghettocruiser for... $125...
- Gimp Goat is Fired from speedway for selling cigs to a minor because he's a horny goat :D
-----=======One Year Ago This Month=======-----
- Pooh-man-chu sniffs a yellow jacket in denny's and makes piglet noises
- Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back comes out, and the iq club enjoys it. Later we watch the thin red line at bryan's. We were not amused.
- 9-11-01 - Osama Bin Laden says "Please kill me in very cruel and unusual ways because I obviously have no dick and smell like llama anus"
- Bryan and katie start their relationship based on sex :D hi guys
- Dr. Charles is born
- Adar gets his new ghettomobile, toyota supra
September '02
09-02-02
Hi. I figured I'd be a nice guy and give aj and misty something to read, since they're probably the only ones coming here anymore :D hi. Yesterday I was just chillin like a villain as usual when adar calls and asks if I want to work the easiest shift of my life, which is sunday nights. I say sure and go in there after hooking up my amp in me car. The frankenmobile, since it's basically on a pacemaker now. So anyway. I go in and just sit around talking to adar. Inevitably, we get on the subject of sarah and he tells me he has a little story to tell about her, but it's up to me whether I want to know or not. SIGH I figure why not. He tells me that she was talking to some coworkers about the other night, her and her man were making poon, and he didn't satisfy her enough, so after he left, she went to some other guy's house to get the job done.... yes much sighing ensued. Of course all that really does it strengthen my opinion that I shouldn't go out with her anyway, because it's just bad. enough of that.
So then I get ready for my "easiest shift ever" which turned into a biatch and we didn't get out until 11:30, which is considerably late for a sunday. Mainly because idiot people kept coming in, and like a group of 12 comes in at 8:30 when people are trying to get stuff closed down. So much dishes to be done, and most of them I had to let soak because people like to hold onto things until the stuff in them chemically bonds with each other and becomes one entity... not really, but that's what it seems like when you're trying to clean the sh*t up.
Nothing going on today as of yet. Jolly green and misty came over to do some grillin' for labor day. Later on I went to wal-mart to get some spray paint for my model cars. I'm going to get really bored someday and put pictures of each one up here. I have like 8 done already, working on one, and have another on deck. I make them when I'm bored. and I have 8 done... tells you a lot doesn't it.
09-04-02
Bahahahah, you all didn't believe me, but I said I would, and I did! mwuahahahahahaaaaaaa.... Click Me
09-10-02
Well I put the picture of the Ford Hard Top model I did up. yay me. got a new picture of pookie too, looks similar to one I took before, but he's all messed up this time. that thing's going to hurt itself pretty bad one of these days. Pookie!! so anyway. Can't say much has happened in the past week. working a little more now. Lisa's having me learn more stuff so yay. I guess they wanted another all-purpose worker like adam, only straight :D :D mwuahahaha. ok yeah. uh... I think I'm done. yeah.
09-11-02
Thus marks the one year anniversary of penis-less ragheads trying to act macho, then promptly running and hiding in caves. yay america.
Last night me and adar went to tehpizzainn to get some brew, and we did. after that it was off to garfield's but nobody was working. well, by nobody I mean no young'ns. the crew was planning on going to applebee's afterwards, and some thought maybe they should try and get joe in. yee. after all, they almost never get carded because they go in there so often, so if I went in with them, they probably wouldn't card me either, unless I like went up to the bar and was all like "hey chicky baby, one tall frosty mug-o-bud please, tuts" or.. you get the idea. anywhoo. I thought it sounded like an ok idea, but FIRST of course, adam had to drive around and get stoned. Actually what spawned at pizza inn was adam being like "come on d00d, you should smoke again, you'd love it" and I said I would if he gave me 100 bones right on the spot. He got all mad and said I was stupid because I didn't want to smoke weed. Heh, IIIII am the stupid one for not smoking weed.... Hmmmmmm... why doesn't that sound right... anyway. He's driving around.... packing a bowl.... and smoking out of a bong.... again, while driving... So I was feeling pretty safe, lemme tell you. I just made fun of him until he was upset, then we went to applebee's. as they had predicted, i didn't get carded.... I got a coke. but I drank some of adar's beah anyway. Meanwhile mick's calling people to see what's going on, and this girl who started at garfield's like 2 weeks ago was wanting him to come by because some people were getting drizunk over there, and he's like ok. it ended up like him and 5 other people going over there too, heh. I didn't, I had to go home for sleep. had to wake up early. I didn't mind, had enough events for the night. AFter applebee's, we went to jeremy's house and just chilled and talked about random stupidity for awhile, then adar took me home and they went to ericka's too. This morning mick said I missed a happy fun time, but he never actually said what happened at all, so I'll have to find out from adam later on. I think we's going to the pizza inn again. eeeee. Oh, and go rent or buy the movie "The Others" with nicole kidman. pretty decent flick, eh? out
09-14-02
I'm bored and agitated... seems like I'm in more of a rut than usual. nothing going on, nobody wanting to be social. Like at tehbowling, nobody wanting to talk to pappyJ. Last night I went to the mall to bump around because I was bored, saw sarah from pizza inn, and all she asked is where adam was, and that was that. Then I went to garfield's and saw the other sarah, all she asked is if I still worked there because she hadn't seen me in awhile. That was that. I guess I have some sort of "dont' talk to me" sign on my back or something. oh well. that's my life.
09-19-02
Tuesday night me and adar went to the pizza inn to drink some alcomahol, and we took the poomanchu and jeremy with us. he works at garfield's too, bartender. We just sit and drink and me and adam make fun of each other and charlie and nothing big. Later we went and saw Barbershop, which was pretty decent. A few slow parts, but holy poo, cedric the entertainer is awesome. "F*ck jesse jackson!"... just go see it, you'll see.
Tonight we went back to pizza inn and drank more bizeer. We kept arguing about random stupidity and lynn talked of how Gib was noticing that lately beer sales have been way up. heh, we haven't been drinking THAT much have we... hmm.. After that we went to garfield's to see what was the dilly-yo. They were going to go to applebee's, so we decided to go too. This girl ericka... erica..... erika... I swear, these names with 500 different correct spellings have got to go... anyway. was pushing adam around inside this big red bin we put our trash in to take it to the dumpster, and it's not what you would call...... clean. But adam's dirty anyway :D and other stupid stuff happened too. mackey fell, mwuaaahaaahaha.... alright. Then we were off to "bees" as they call it.
Just sat in there for awhile, and charlie brought up a subject that will remain secret because adam will whine. He kept whining about it all night how I should keep stuff to myself and this and that, and by the time we were outside getting ready to go to jeremy's to see 40 days and 40 nights, he was all trying to get up in my grill, pulling some sort of intimidation thing. Needless to say, it didn't work. Would you be afraid of This Guy? Me either. I tell him to shut it and we go to jeremy and mick's, and he keeps bitching about it. Doesn't make sense unless you know what I'm talking about, but you don't, so sorry about that. anyway. He's all like "d00d just take it off your website. take it off your website. I'm serious. etc. etc." then he was telling me to punch him in the head :D I should've but I didn't wanna hurt the poor drunk. He kept bothering me until we went into the living room and tried to ... discuss? it but we just ended up watching the movie. Afterwards, adam brings "it" up again and starts whining, then chuck goes home. Adar was being quite annoying. Started watching Behind Enemy Lines, but adam kept bitching through it and about halfway we just decided to go home. Brought him back here because he left his car here, then he's like come on, let's fight, right here. he kept trying to taunt me and hit me in the arm. I was ready to lay him out but it's not right, him being a weak little goat and drunk and all. After that bit, he starts whining about how he's too drunk to drive home, but I was indifferent because he was annoying the piss out of me, so maybe he's in the drunk tank right now. oh well. yay tomorrow off. late.
HI. Last night I went to garfield's and the happy sarah was there. and she actually talked to me. I guess my "don't talk to me" sign was gone. anyway. she was complaining how her boyfriend wasn't calling her and he was partying with her friends without her around and stuff. but god forbid she break up with him. I'm sure he's just a great guy :\. so anyway. There's this new hostess adam mentioned but I hadnt' seen until last night. eeeeeee, cute as a button. she looks like she's 13, but she's 16. so small. geh. I forget her name though. like... ayla or something like that oh well. After we left garfield's we went to bryan and katie's and played some soul calibur. I pwn. They came home later. they were at work. bryan in hardee's getup. heh. nothing wrong with it, it's just not what I expected to see. I had to work so I went home. adar and pooh were getting high on some maui wowie. because they're cool. real cool. cool like a couple of star wars fan sitting outside the theater 2 weeks before the movie opens. so anywhoo.
Not a whole lot went on at work today. saw the little hostess again. eep. Lisa says they're hiring some new people I believe monday. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeee. i wanna see. oh and chuck may get a job there. mwuahahah, we'll just make him quit anyway. so anyway. eh... dolphins win, bears lose. pappy happy. late
09-26-02
howdy eee. I thought I'd give j00 all an update. seeing as how that's what I do and all. yes. Tuesday we went to tehpizza inn and drank.... applejuice in mass quantities. As usual we argued about stupid poo, then went to garfield's. Nothing there, so we went to jeremy's for a little bit, then to bryan and katie's. Stayed there for a bit until pooh man chu got there. I was thinking we were going to the denny's or IHOP after a few minutes, but instead we stayed there doing nothing until like 11:30, and I had to work the next morning, but still went to IHOP. Usual random discussions on stupid things, like sky marshalls, poon in a graveyard which considering who thought it would be hot, I'm inclined to agree :D :D. anti-gov't stupidity(bryan mostly) and other things. Got home all kinds of late and almost didn't get up for work. stupid people.
Wednesday Adam and chuck went to greg's place to smoke the bad grass as usual because they're stupid dependent stoner idiots. After a bit they came to my house, whilst I was working on my 1955 Corvette model, awww jaheeyeah. Did the usual applecider drinking at pizza inn then went to garfield's again. They gave me sh*t about wearing my garfield's hat in there. I guess they don't like it. I guess I suck because I wore the hat outside of work. While there adar took a few pictures, so I'll get that up in a bit. We left to see if katie and bryan wanted to get some vodka and OJ for later and katie thought it sounded ok, so yeah. I thought about it, but I had enough to drink so I just went to a gas station to put air in my tire. I gotta get that fixed, then went home. Being at home and asleep by 11 is just... wow. I should do that every night. but I won't. I might anyway because all charlie wants to do is get high, and adam's met his 2 days a week quota of hanging out with the iq club, so he'll be at the bar tonight. ah well.
I'm working on a new story to quit, and I have a very small bit written right t'chere for you to read. I like it. a little darker than my usual spot of tea, but it'll sell millions. I know it's not the usual text file, but in just txt format, it's all the same font, and the different fonts are kind of crucial to the way the story goes so you'll just have to take the extra time to download the file. it works on the wordpad program that comes with every single computer that's sold, so you shouldn't have a problem with it, and if you do, I'll put another link for you. ah well. I'm about done here. late