September '01
9-1-01
Ooooooh boy I'm ready to kick some ass and take some names. First god tries to make my ceiling collapse on me, then he tries to take away my precious internet, oh precious internet... by me not remembering my password to get online, so I call customer service and get a new password, so I can get online, and now today when I try to get online there's no dialtone, and I look around trying to find the problem, go to the phone jack and it's plugged in, but I push it in a little further and it works, then when I'm connecting I hear a bunch of static, so I connect, at like 26000 bps, which is horrid for a 56k, and it disconnects me in like 2 minutes, try again, same thing, even went far as to 19000 bps. OMG. SO finally I connect at a decent speed and nothing's wrong... sigh. hail jesus. heh.
Ok nevermind, about a minute after writing that, I got disconnected again. Sigh. anyway... went to denny's, and kay was working as she said she'd be, hooray. Sometimes you don't realize what you miss about a person until they're gone,... like boobies. I sound like a 14 year old kid. anyway. I was shocked because we didn't really argue all that much. Usually chuck will be in a piss poor mood and will bitch about everything. And when linda brought me coffee adam and chuck would look at me and kind of laugh when she left, I guess they had their thumbs up their butts again. Hey, just because I don't jump on her when she's right in front of me doesn't mean I can't.... just get a few shots of everclear in me, then we'll see :) I guess that's about it. kay almost seemed mildly happy to see us last night. Then again, we tip very well, so who wouldn't. Now I have to continue to change the page because it's a new month. sigh.
Oooh I'm so irate right now it's not even cool. I'm upstairs watching Bicentennial Man, starring robin williams and the guy from Jurasic Park, and I was getting into it, it's a good movie but then at the part when he's looking for other robots like him, right after he gets told off by the robot putting lines on the baseball field it says it can't read disk. Sigh. i even tried to skip a little farther in case it was just that one part, but noooo, it can't read the disk or anything after that. Stupid thing. Oooh boy, irate like a cat in a rocking chair store...
9-2-01
I sometimes wonder what makes me update this thing so frequently... Some people might make a site like mine, keep up with it for a few weeks, maybe even months, then decide it's not worth the time... Maybe it's because I've actually met a couple of people from it who I can stand. Or perhaps it's just my passive nature, and rather than tell people about my day in person, just let them read about it. I also vent most of my frustrations on here too. Putting all the stuff on here, having the 2 or 3 people who read it take a look, then it's like I was with them, telling them about it. Or maybe i'm just bored and have nothing better to do. Either works for me. In the meantime, lemme update y'all, word b. Last night me and adar went to pick up chuck from hardee's and the peanut butter gang was there, of course, it's the weekend, where else would they be. And he comes to the car and you can tell he's f'ed up on something. I guess he took some sort of muscle relaxers. What a smart guy. Then we go to denny's and he goes to the gas station and buys some yellow jackets aka Over-The-Counter-Speed and takes one of those. This boy is going to die one of these nights, and I'm going to drink my coffee until the paramedics get there. I may put on a sad act around amy and then console her for the loss of her brother, then move on to bad, bad things. Mmmmmmmmmmm... *visualizing*...... I gotta go now
9-3-01
Last night charlie topped his stupidity by, get ready... Opening up a yellow jacket, cutting up the powder in it, and snorting it. And What did chuck have to say about it? "It doesn't taste as bad as crank" words of wisdom from Pooh. Today I got up and went to the old folks home around noon to cut the grass and then go to chuck's house, where I was expecting young'n a plenty, but it fell short. at least amy looked presentable :) we stayed there till about 4:30 then went to adam's. He got off at 3, but instead of coming to chuck's house like I told him to last night, he goes home and waits till like 4 to call. Anyway. hmm... went there, didn't do anything because charlie's poor, then me and adar went to the apartment to do something, I forget, then went to mcdonalds for meal and stuff. As we're driving by ISU, we see the girls track team was practicing... Sports Bra = happy joe. kind of. anyway. yeah. eh... that's about it. Took chuck home b/c he has to work at like 8 tomorrow. in the morn. so I'm waiting for adar to get online so we can see if we're going to denny's tonight (like we're not, heh) and stuff. l8r
9-4-01
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9-5-01
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9-6-01
damn, I had forgotten how long it's been since last updating this thing. Sorry for all you hard-core pappy-ites out there. Hmm, it was monday when I updated... I forget what's happened since then so I'll just put stuff I want to put. Last night at denny's brian came in, back from california, where he was in that riot that broke out from a concert being cancelled, but didn't get to loot anything because his friend's girlfriend wanted to go to that chinese theater place where all the handprints and sh*t from celebs were in the ground. Then we start telling him about charlie's yellow jacket antics and the such. Later we went to The Apartment to help brian move some stuff around, and then he started playing with Mala and boxing, mala punched dude in the face. heh. Left, went home. Yesterday Adam went to visit his sister, so I were at home and chuck gets online and wants me to pick him up because he's bored at home, gee darn, so I do and we were gonna go bowling, but both centers were busy so we went to adam's, watched simpsons and king of the hill, then went bowling, which we sucked because it's been awhile. We start the thursday league today, then saturday league this saturday. I'm all hype about it now. I'm still wondering who the third person will be on our team thursday. I'm hoping it's this one young'n, but it won't be, and I'm praying amanda won't bowl this year, because I'd hate to have to harm some people... Oh at the mall tuesday we went there kind of late, so some places were closing down, adam got 2 black lights at spencers, as we were walking out, Ryan Nelson, awwwwww yeah, sees us and talks to us. D00d's nuts. He works at the calender place outside spencers. He's about as hype as I am about this league saturday. So that's about it... Last night we went to denny's after taking chuck home from bowling. Not much happened really. Kay didn't feel good, some kind of bladder infection, and linda wasn't our waitress, so an average night. Brian came in about 10 minutes before we left. Then this one waitress tanya comes in with other people who work there, and I must say, she looks a lot better in street clothes than she does in denny's clothes. Whoo ha. I think she was drunk off her ass though. We left, and I'm probably not going to be able to sleep from giddiness from league starting tomorrow. It's been so long since I've been in a league, it shall kick much ass. l8r
9-7-01
Well league didn't really kick that much ass. The first person I saw when i walked into the bowling alley was amanda's mom. sigh. It's just me and adar on a team, so we may try to recruit a third. The young'n I wanted on my team is on amanda's. Funny sh*t. I bowled poopy, adam bowled poopy, then rolled a 289 out of his buttplugged ass then poop again. Lucky pile of sh*t who can't throw a ball right. but anyway. Chuck came by and adam tells me chuck wants to take all his money, buy a cool gun and shoot himself because he can't drive the truck....... Darwin at work. Then he tries to say there's more things than that, doubt it. I go home, go to sleep for some reason, later adam and chuck come by after they left the mall and told me about Ryan's idea to do coricidine before we bowl saturday. I personally think that would be just a little fun maybe, except that I wouldn't be able to drive home for 6 hours. We all wanted to see jay and silent bob strike back since we saw it existed on The Last Word, with Jim Rome. This dude jay mohr was on the show and it had a list of movies he had done, and J&SBSB was on there. We were wondering what the f*ck happened to it because we'd never heard of it coming out, then like a week later we saw a preview for it, awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww yeah. Went to garfield's and mealed to kill time because we had 2 hours before the next showing started, then it was off to the movies. Man that movie was funny shitzu. They beat up little kids at the end. mwuahahah. So anyway, then because pooh had to work in the morning, adam took him home and I went to denny's. Brian got there when I did. Later adam came in of course. Kay was still complaining of bladder infection, and didnt' want to use the facilities, and I told her that's probably how she got the infection in the first place, by holding it in. But no, I was wrong, for she explained "Well I'm not sure if you know this but if you're not getting something for a long long time, then suddenly you're getting it and getting it a lot.... yeah" and brian asked who the monkey was and she told him he would yell at her, which of course means her old mullet boyfriend who is an asshole and a "bitch get in the kitchen and make me some pie" kind of guy. What an intelligent female. Later jewbaby came in and I asked him about being a body guard for ice cube, he said he was for 'nsync and he soon will be for janet jackson. I are know a celebrity....'s bodyguard. I'm not sure he's the actual bodyguard, but one of those guys who keeps people from getting on stage, and I think he may only do shows in the area. like indy or chicago or st. louis or something. But I don't know. Then this girl adam knew awhile back from speedway, Erin walks by and calls him fruit. She came back and talked to him for a little bit and brian seemed infatuated with her. Then when she left he calls adam a dumbass for not giving her their number. silly goats. Then brian was talking to these girls that are probably in there about 75% as much as we are. They're like showing each other odd body tricks they have. I don't care to explain... Later we go to The Apt. to watch The Thin Red Line, a ww2 movie, and jesus w. f'en christ it's long. 2 hours and 45 minutes. We were there watching the gawdamn thing till sun up. It's not nearly as good as saving private ryan though. Today I'm supposed to take chuck to garfield's at midnight so he can stay with adam tonight because we bowl in the morn. and chuck can't drive because rainbows are pretty and we're not driving all the way out to his house to get yelled at and have smelly poo in our car. Other than that, nothing going on today because adar works. I got an application at garfield's so maybe I'll have something to do on weekends too
9-8-01
Marilyn Manson Action Figures!!!!!
The above link will send you straight to utopia, nirvana, the promised land. Oh yes, for finally it has come, Marilyn Manson Action Figures. :) :) :) I went there and I are quite giddy.
Tonight was boring. Chuck came by, which shocked me because he can now finally drive. I'm sure amy's happy about that. We just kind of chilled until about 10:30, then we decided to go to denny's and wait for adam to get off work at about midnight. We did, went to garfield's, talked for awhile, mostly about adam deciding whether to get a new car or fix up the old one. After awhile came home. Gotsa get ready for bowling later today. ohh yeah. That's about it. l8rKrisinda Doherty in a skirt, awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww yeah. Damn her for not being ugly or having a bad body and stuff. Anyway. yes, I bowled my first saturday without sarah in like 4 or 5 years. It's heart breaking, but I'll get over it. I get there and eventually everyone else does too. Jamie, Dani, Krisinda, Tiffany, it just makes a guy wanna cry with joy :) Never thought I'd see the day she wore a skirt though, jesus christ... I better find something else to write about or it's going to be all krisinda in the skirt thing... Oh, ryan is trying to say jamie isn't as hot as she seems. Saying how she wears tight ass jeans because she has too much junk in the trunk, and how if she didn't have pants on, it wouldn't look nearly as nice. Well I for one would be willing to find out, although I probably never will. we can all hope though... krisinda in skirt... even better when she threw a ball and you know... well yeah. I remember telling her about how nice her ass was, if only I could've thought at the time to throw everything else nice about her in there, It'd take hours :) Awwwwwww yeah. anyway. yeah. out
Can't...get...krisinda....in skirt...out of....head....
In hopes to get my mind of krisinda's body, I added a few more pictures for the hell of it. Nothing great. just bored. Click Me
9-9-01
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9-10-01
Sigh. denny's is depressing sometimes. Like when you're just chillin having a boring time and like 3 hot russian chicks come in and ask you if you'd move over a table so they could sit by their friends. We did, being the nice guys who get pooped on we are. They got all happy, "Oh thank you thank you, many hugs and kisses" yeah I wish. anyway. I guess they were all a bit drunk because they were all loud and the arabs came in and all this poo. We waited for brian till 2, then left. I'm getting pissed about barry bonds. Dude is using a corked bat and we all know it. 7 shy of mcgwire's record. f'en piece of sh*t who has to have a leather recliner in the locker room... anyway... Yay dolphins won, and the cardinals won. I'm a happy camper. Sort of. I hadn't talked to sarah in like a week, and when I did yesterday I didn't have anything to say. kinda sucked, finally catch her online and when I try to talk to her my mind goes blank. Just shows I do nothing quite frequently. And I can't find the application to garfield's. I guess my mom thought it would be best to hide it instead of leaving it on the table where I left it. Saturday night we were all supposed to get f'ed up, but adam and chuck were the only ones who did. I mixed some everclear with a bottle of OJ, but I didn't drink much so I was ok through the night, meanwhile chuck's being stupid on coricidine and adam started drinking and complaining that there was too much everclear in the kool-aid, despite the fact he kept drinking and drinking. Then did his "Oh man I'm so drunk" routine where he laughs gayly and acts like he can't walk. Other than that, nothing as usual going on. I hope I can find that g'damn app. and get a job. I wouldn't mind working there, apparently everyone's quite open, making it easier to get to know people, making me feel more comfortable. War Furball, I'm out
9-11-01
World Trade Centers Collapse And Pentagon Hit By Planes Hijacked By Terrorists.
9-12-01
Boy am I irate. Stupid terrorists. anyway. Yesterday I got online and then adam got online and asked if I had heard or whatever, no, so he tells me about planes hitting WTC and stuff, and I didn't really think much of it. later went to his house and was watching it, because I don't have cable for some reason that I'm sure could easily be solved.... hint, hint.... Seeing the plane hit the building was kind of cool. Sounds morbid or communist, but I'm a guy, it's natural. Later we take chuck to his happy little shift leader classes, then we see that gas is f'ed up! It was high as $4.50/gal at amoco by the marathon adam used to work at. Damn. I thought I was screwed because I was low on gas, but later they pretty much fixed it. All these gas stations had buttloads of cars in line trying to get gas and stuff. But now it's late and nowhere's busy so I can get it any time I want. We go to denny's and brian's there talking with the arabs. Later he comes to our table talking about how great his 21st birthday was monday, and how he Watched The Patriot with this one girl. Then shows us his "battle wounds" from the encounter on his back. Gee hope kristie doesn't find out... I think that's it. I'm too lazy to do anything else.
9-13-01
Ahh, finally got my pictures back from wal mart. yay. Good stuff. Went to garfield's with adar and chuck to meal, then went to adam's house till time to go to denny's. Went, brian didn't come, and as we were leaving, kay walks past us and was crying. I'm sure it has something to do with her old boyfriend, but not to worry, being the typical female she is, she'll forgive him and get back with him. But we won't know for sure till probably tomorrow. that's about it. out
9-14-01
Oh no, friday the 14th, aghhhhhhhh.... oh wait... didnt' find out what kay was crying about. There was like nobody working there who would know. anyway. Today I go to the old folks home, where I currently am, and cut the grass, then went to adar's so I could turn in the application when he went to work. Did, dude's like "are you willing to get dirty?" and in a response that was probably not taken the best way, "I can" anyway... perhaps more thought should've gone into that. Well the guy who's in charge of the cooks and junk said they're full, so if they need someone, they'd let me know, or tell adam to let me know. k. I'm done... Oh when we got to the mall there were these young'ns in the parking lot and as we're walking to garfield's, some mall cops come out and gaffle them. Not gaffle, but detained... perhaps stolen items, or perhaps DEADLY CHEMICAL WEAPONS BENT ON WORLD DOMINATION............. I think they stole stuff
9-15-01
Bowling sucked except when ryan was funny, jamie's hot, dani is too, krisinda in skirt again, not as short, went to apartment to wait for cable guys, but missed them by like a half hour, came home, slept till forever, bored. bored. bored...
9-16-01
...bored bored... a continuation of yesterday's antics. Adam got off work early, but rather than celebrate by going to denny's, he whines like a girly girl about it being busy or some stupid sh*t so we don't go. the pansy. Came home, where I are now, still having done nothing.
9-17-01
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9-18-01
Honey nut chex kicks my ass. Go get some.
Eh let's see... Sunday night chuck and billy were at adam's doing coricidine despite the fact I wanted to go to denny's, and so did adam, after all, sunday has always been a denny's night. The original nights were tuesday, thursday and sunday. Dammit. but no, for charlie is more important and his needs are first and formost important. Anyway, billy threw up and chuck was retarded, trying to sound intelligent with his "second platau" or however the f*ck you spell it, thus a new character for me to impersonate was born, Professor Charlie. Yes. It's funny sh*t too. You should hear it, but I won't do it for you unless I'm around charlie or you're hot. Anyway. yeah... hmm.... Went home, monday nothing really happened till we went to denny's. Adam's saying how his pa came by this morning and wanted to bum some more money. Man, it's still odd how I'm the poorest poor person on this side of poor city, and I'm like the only person who hasn't asked adam for anything. anyway, later brian comes in with the girl he Watched The Patriot with on his 21st birthday, and introduced me and adam as "The asshole, and my roommate" in that order. Anyway. she's hot, yeah, hate him. not really. So later I go to water the porcelain pony when brian comes in, and does this "So what do you think?" with the thumbs up thing. Told him I hated him. then he proceeds to tell me the girl from his 21st birthday, and everyday after that, 2 or 3 times a day, except yesterday because they needed a day to rest... yeah. well. Later he leaves, nothing happening. Kay and peggy were working, nothing going on with them. I guess kay doesn't like brian's new mate much, :) in the process of leaving, we see this thing on my car, it's a case for glasses, with the eyewear still inside, so adam takes it in to kay, then we left. took adar home, came to old folks home where I am enjoying the Honey Nut Chex I had endorsed earlier in this entry. just killed a spider. got too close. Don't normally kill them unless they threaten my chex... dammit. Should've known better. out
9-19-01
Egad nothing's happened yesterday. Life sucks. Went to garfield's with adam, had a hot waitress, left, went to hardee's, went to adam's watched simpsons and stuff, went to denny's. Kristie was there, and lucky for brian he didn't come in with his new miss. I'm sure someone would've end up getting hurt. Ah, linda kay and peggy working at the same time. Hasn't been that good since kay, peggy and carla, or kay peggy and stacie (not ho stacie)... hmm, always seems to be kay, peggy and some new person each time. Oh well. I made a website for adam to put his events on, kind of like my page, only not nearly as cool and popular... I'm interested in seeing how bad he'll screw it up and need me to fix it because he's not that smart :) I taught myself html, so maybe he'll do better if I teach him some basics. anyway...out
Adam has a website somewhat similar to mine, not as cool though, which I made for him, got it set up, and he's just editing it now. So uh, go check it out, let him know you care, or don't. http://www.angelfire.com/journal2/bobsquirrel
9-20-01
Ah, what an eventful night at denny's. I went to adam's but he was in the shower I'm guessing, so I go to the old folks home and stuff. Later I go back to adam's and we watch the bestest 2 hours of tv of our lives. I think. Malcolm in the middle, grounded for life, then the finale, Titus and Family Guy!!! OMG, titus was funny enough, but family guy, jesus christ that's good stuff. The first scene in the show just made you know this was going to be a good episode. Peter was like insanely huge and stuff, became fisherman and stuff. yadda yadda. It was all good stuff. if you missed it you suck and I'll pray for your soul. After that me and adam decided to take assclown to the apartment because some person was going to be at adam's place today to check it out, see if everything's good, and they're not supposed to have pets. We take assclown, and when it gets in the door, it goes to Ziggy and they start sniffing each other's nose, and I thought they'd get along for awhile, but then assclown hissed and stuff. The rest of the night was just those two hissing and stuff. mala wasn't there for some reason, or else assclown would've had a heart attack. We left and went to denny's, where it was busy as f*ck, but we waited and waited, got a seat, bad service, but it was ok. Later brian and his new toy come in and they sit with us, openly discussing their sex lives, like we care, how she's tired and cranky so when they get home she's going to rape brian so she won't be so tired. yeah. well. Then kay and some friends come in, and that starts it. I guess brian's toy doesn't like kay, and the feelings are mutual from kay. I think her name's katie, another name that can be spelled 100 different ways. Anyway. She's talking about how she just wants to beat kay's ass and stuff, and that continues, and her and brian talk about getting married next may and spending the honeymoon in africa, but she knows better, saying he'd miss his own wedding, and he's unorganized and sh*t. Eventually they leave, then kay comes by and asks us what she said about her, and then said to hold on, took her friends home I think and came back, and wanted to know what katie said about her. So we told her, how kay's a bitch, how she's ugly and her face is messed up. Kay was irate and ready to scrap. Wanting to go to the apartment right then and there and beat her up and some stuff, meanwhile I'm trying to calm her down, I don't wanna see kay beat up some little girl, or take the risk of getting herself beat up, dammit. Too bad kay wasn't drunk, she's fun when she's drunk :) Anyway, so we branch off into different subjects, but most of them ended up in her wanting to beat up katie. She comes off as a bitch, but I guess since we were brian's friends, she was nice to us. I have no beef with her, but it wouldn't be so bad seeing kay and her scrap. Only if I got to watch though. see some clothes fly, but that's another story. kay has nice boobies. now off on a tangent, I don't like using the word breasts or tits, it just sounds... asshole-ish. Boobies, you know what it means, and it doesn't sound so bad, why it's almost even jovial... back from tangent, Kay tried to get peggy involved, saying katie said stuff about her too, but we all knew she didn't. Katie didn't seem to have any problems with peggy. So anyhow, it ends up kay saying she'd help adam move in just so she would have the chance to beat some ass. I'm for it I guess. Then she left, then we left, and now here I am updating the page... Can't wait for bowling, awwwww yeah, gonna make adam eat that 289 when I roll a 301.... I'm so good I can do that. anyway. I think I'll leave that hank the angry drunken dwarf picture up for a bit. It's good stuff. I need a new quote though.
9-21-01
God dammit I have stupid friends. uh yeah. anyway. went bowling, sucked, and my idiot dad decides to come and he goes and talks to the Grubb bunch and comes back all stupid saying he got some new info, which is about hanley aka aflack being single. So I made fun of him to amuse myself, then told him I already knew. Anyway. I got pissed because bowling center sucks nuts, left. Went to adam's to wait for his car to arrive, and it did. It's not so bad. Slightly above average, unfortunately he couldn't get the damn thing to start. heh. he kept trying and trying and couldn't figure it out. so we said f*ck it and went to hardee's to talk to chuck because we hadnt' seen him in like 3 days. ate, came back to adam's, then I came to the old folk's home because I didn't feel like waiting for chuck to go back to adam's. Of course, after work he simply HAD to go get weed, and adam was even kind enough to throw in for some, to "celebrate" his new car, even though he can't start it, much less drive it. So later chuck gets there and I go there and I see adam chuck and billy in the car turning the corner. This goes with the "stupid friends" comment because there was no license plate, billy had much weed on him, and since adar can't drive a stick, the car kept dying. Too bad I wasn't a cop, or man, they'd be in heep o trouble simply by going around the block. We go inside adar's and they get out the bong. So adam, chuck and billy get high while I read Mick Foley's "Foley Is Good" which is still an awesome book, especially the parts about Pooh that I pointed out to chuck to make fun of him because it's so easy. Chuck and billy leave, chuck having his "holier than thou" attitude. It appears he feels like he's too good to hang out with a couple of losers like me and adam... well adam's a loser, not me. Lately he's been distant, hanging with other people, who of course are potheads and probably into other drugs because they're that damn cool. So after they leave adam's hungry but doesn't want to go to denny's and eventually we're just sitting there, said f*ck it and came home. So sh*tty weekend starts a day early because idiotassf*ck has to get up early to go to the license branch, insurance place, covered bridge thing for something before he goes to work. Celebrated by smoking weed. that's real good. I told him if he celebrates things by smoking weed, he's got more problems than just getting his car to start. Oh jumped times a little. After getting back to adam's after going to hardee's we try again, and he's being a whiny ho, so I look in the glove box and bust out the manual. I read off the instructions of the handbrake thing, the clutch and all that stupid crap, he does it, car starts, and he kills it. This went on about 20 minutes, with about as equal number of killing the car. Just by trying to back up about 10 feet, he kills the thing like it's going out of style. Then he got whiny and bitchy again, asking why the car was doing that, and of course, since I built and manufactured the car, I would know. Of course. anyway. So later today he's going to do all this stuff, go to work, get off work, go home and sleep because of some meeting saturday morning at work, then works saturday night, will go home, and sleep because he has to work sunday morning, then we go to willyjacks for stupid payperview wrestling thing. Sigh. Sh*tty weekend all around. I'm going to be bored and junk while morons are out being busy. I don't know what chuck's doing this weekend, and I don't care because he's cooler than us now because he hangs out with winners who will end up with less than high school education because they smoked themselves stupid and will end up getting shot for stealing weed from some other winner. Anyway, enough venting. out... no one more vent. I can understand how chuck's hopelessly addicted to weed because he's a loser with nothing else to do, and that's the only way he feels like he's part of something, but adam seemed like he could go without it, but not anymore. See, he's a follower. If he was with a group of people and they all shot themselves in the head, he'd do it too so he doesn't look foolish. He doesn't have an independent thought in his head. I call those people "posers" but he gets offended if I call him that. I smoked my fair share of weed, and just as fast as I started, i stopped. It wasn't hard at all. "joe want to hit this?" "no" "come on" "no" "wuss" "F*cking retarded loser piece of sh*t druggie" "..." I win. see, it's not so hard. but I've never been a follower, so I don't know how hard it is for adam.Oh man, I go to adam's website to see what he wrote about yesterday, and oddly, he forgot to mention that if it wasn't for me he wouldn't have found out how to start the car, that he smoked weed, but DID find the time to say I'm stupid. huh. I finally see how mentally challenged the poor boy is. A little self centered and concerned with his own well being I say. poser.
9-22-01
Bowling sucked. I guess. Didn't do all that well, and ryan wasn't there to boost team morale. Dude zach showed up. He didn't know when the league started so he missed the first 2 weeks. Third straight week krisinda in skirt. Maybe she's getting herself ready for the women's pro circuit... or just wants to make guys like me be distracted and be bad at bowling. I didn't think chuck would show up because he was supposed to work, and I didn't expect adam till like 2nd or 3rd game, but they both got there like at the beginning of the first game. bowled some monkies who dont' know what the hell they're doing. goofy guy using a spare ball the whole time because it had a skull in it, some guy with a led zepplin shirt who looked like a smaller younger version of charlie, with the whole "death to all" look and everything. anyway... Did kinda bad, considering I was getting screwed left and right. Old man wilson shows up and is at his tricks and giggles again, saying we were all going to hawaii after this because we all had quite exotic shirts on, and then later moles..errr, talked to hanley and another girl, at least those 2 that I know of. He left, and near the end of our 3rd game, adam's dad came in and tried to bash the cards to me, despite the fact they're leading the wild card race, won 8 games in a row, and are pushing the cubs farther away from hopes of a postseason. Bonds must die. Afterwards adam and chuck are noticing this girl who would've been on our team if chuck and zach hadn't joined, except she'd also be with billie fairchild, a... female who is kind of hard to look at, as my bro would say. Anyway, she's 15 and the iq club sulked at such jailbait... we left and went to the apartment so adar could check on his kitty, and we probably interrupted brian and katie from Watching The Patriot, but they played it off like nothing was going on, just watching good ol' non cable tv... anyway. We were there about 20 minutes, brian and katie complained about assclown being a pile of poo and mean and stuff. He merely misses adar, that's all. We left and went to garfield's to meal. He wanted to talk to this Beth girl, not the f*ckable, one who works there. But she had gone home already. Another hot waitress who was probably on prozak or something. The people at garfield's are way too happy considering how busy they get. Anyway. Near the end of our mowing down on grub, she sees I have my tongue pierced and asked if it hurt, "no, look at his" and pointed to chuck, he stuck out his tongue and she cringed like pookie sniffing a magic marker. heh. Tried to explain to her that it feels like someone's pinching your tongue, and that it doesn't hurt. Dont' think she'll be getting any piercings for awhile. anyway. After that came home where I are now. Wondering when G-pappy AJ and misty are going to get home from St. Louis. Later I guess we're going to some cemetary for some stupid reason, but oh well, anything to get out of the houses... meaning mine or my parent's house. Weekends totally suck besides bowling because adam has to work weekends, and chuck... well he's chuck. Anyway... yeah. done. Oh I should probably get a picture of adam's new car he can't drive up sometime. but I don't feel like it. maybe monday or tuesday
9-23-01
Another fun happy night. yay. Let's see what happened today... oh that's right nothing. less than usual even. I went to adam's because we were supposed to go to willy jack's for the pay per view, but the cable thing was fixed so he could get it at his house, so he did. But then he gets all paranoid that it may not work, and that he should cancel it, and we should go to willy jack's instead. It was about 6:45, and ppv started at 7, meaning it would be packed and we'd have to sit on the floor next to the trash cans to watch it. But no, he still wanted to go and was starting his period, but when 7 came around it came on without a problem, so no midol for adam. Then after it's over, he asks if I'd mind not going to denny's tonight because he wants to get up early to get the moving truck tomorrow... sure hell, I don't mind, nothing I like better than sitting at home at night since thursday. Yep, happy fun thursday, friday, saturday and sunday nights. And tomorrow he'll probably have some other gay reason to not want to do anything after 6pm. I should go to church and pray for a friend who isn't a druggie or a faggot fairy fuck. I don't know why he's getting up early to get the moving truck, I'm supposed to help him, and my ass sure as f*ck isn't getting up early to help him move. He can wait til I'm ready, or he can move his couches and sh*t by his gay self.
9-24-01
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9-25-01
Man, I can't believe I forgot sarah's birthday! I'm such a monkey. oh well. I'll probably send her some ghetto e-birthday card thing. anyway. Yesterday I went to adam's around 5, and him and his pa were almost done packing all the big stuff into the truck, so I was of minimal assistance. Darn. So we got most of the stuff in there, about 10 minutes after i got there chuck did. After loading the poo in, we went to a storage unit to put some of the junk in there, then helped Old Man Carey move some stuff in there, then 'twas off to the apartment. Man moving stuff in there was a biznitch and a half. We almost lost a couch :) but we got it all in, tomorrow I'm going to feel it a little bit. After that, we had to move around stuff to see where things could fit, then moved a couch to the balcony, and the coffee table. So that's a neato mosquito place to sit, just need some kind of plastic thing to cover the couch when it's raining. We left and I went with chuck, he had me go to the ATM and get $40 for him so he could buy weed, stupid f*ck, and that's the only reason he wanted me to go with him. So we go get the weed, go back to adam's and chilled for a bit, I came to the old folk's home and took a shower, for pappy felt less than clean. Went back to adam's, waited forever while adam and chuck got high, then me and adar went to denny's. Awwwww yeah, hadn't been since thursday, and even better, when we went in, who does pappy see working there but Carrie Price, awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww yeah. Sorry I did that for so long. she's just that hot. Anywhoo, Adam went to talk to brian, and I went up to kay and asked if she was enjoying brian's company. She was so irate with katie. Actually she's kind of mad at brian because when kay told brian about it, he tried to say it was kay's fault and that she refused them service, which she said she did not. I are neutral on the subject. So we sat and junk. We thought it was too good to be true to have carrie working now, so i asked peggy what shift carrie was working, she said third, awwwwww etc. etc. yeah. anyway. Meanwhile pappy and gimp goat are having an intellectual conversation and carrie comes to fill up me cup o coffee, and she even remembered my name. Well isn't that special? Then again she's gone to denny's a few times when we were there so it's not like she hadn't seen me in forever. She used to work at some place in the mall and I kind of said hi as we walked by there a few times. anywhoo, after we left we took adam's tv to the apartment and sat for awhile, watching assclown, now known as asshole, by brian and katie, play with mala and tanner, katie's kitty. So they have a dog and 3 kitties. yay. and katie wants another dog. Later mala jumps on the couch and starts going apesh*t chasing her tail. Me and adam had to get up before she hurt us. It was the funniest thing on earth to see assclown and tanner wave their paws at each other like they were trying to fight. Thing is, assclown doesn't have his front claws, tanner does, but is only a few months old. Left there, went to wal-mart and got a cable splitter, a chair for adam's computer, and 2 new putters, Oh Sweeeeet! I'm gonna 0wn next year's putt putt tournaments like there's no tomorrow, and it's going out of style. I'm even going to sport my trophy to the first tournament too, ruffle a few feathers, including the lovely Beth's :) she'll probably try to get Fireman Steve to beat me up though, then yell at me for calling him steve when he's Electrician Ron. But that doesn't sound as exciting as Fireman Steve!!!! yeah, we left and went to Stuckey's to get adam's car, because that's where the U-haul place was and he left it there to drive the truck. Came home. I'm all giddy about using my new putter. man... I wanna go tomorrow... but adam probably wont'.... dammit. i want to get my own ball too. A special happy ball, perhaps a cardinals golf ball, or something with a clever logo or something. Not something retarded like.... oh say an ISU golfball :) I hope beth doesn't try to hit me with her golf club
9-26-01
Got more sh*t moved into adam's house. When we got there katie was playing darts in a sports bra... good stuff. Eh... that's about it... after all that adam wanted to wash his laundry at my house, so I let him, because he's giving me $20. Chuck says he's staying away from the group because he's tired of me making fun of him and being an ass and stuff. All of a sudden Hardcore Punk Goth Man has feelings. what a retard. So now I shall kill him with niceness. Use my super sarcastic caring ability to make him think I'm more of an ass. And he doesn't want us to meet his friend michelle who goes to isu, because we'd screw it up... No, he'll do that well enough himself. Then he'll shoot her in the head and drive off a bridge. Anyway. Just meeting us would screw him over, seeing how charlie has friends who don't smell and dont' threaten to kill you if you don't want to do something or don't agree to something. Anyway. yeah.
9-27-01
God: 2,853,646,784,089,002 Joe and Adam: .05
Well that's pretty much the score after tonight. Where to start... mmm, well I went to adam's and chuck soon came and he got high, then we went to garfield's, where adam saw his woman, Beth. Well she's not his woman, but she's the person he kind of has in his crosshairs now. And didn't get to talk to her because she was working. We find out that his manager, Ken, is a cards fan :) and so adam was mad at me again because his boss likes me more than him. heh. So we leave and went to putt putt to wait for chuck to get his weed, because adar gave him money to get some, and we played with our new putters, and I kicked his ass (don't believe him if he says otherwise) and chuck hadn't shown up yet and it was almost 9, time for Titus and Family Guy, so we went to hardee's so adam could check on his investment, and chuck said he had to wait for Krista to get there with it, so we went back to the apartment, turn to FOX for an hour of good solid humor, but no, they had Love Cruise on for some stupid reason. stupid show. So we watched the cardinals beat the astros and played darts. Chuck got there and him and adam went to the patio to get high because they're that damn cool, and I'm inside watching south park and stuff, later bryan and katie come in with laundry I guess they'd done. Bryan goes and talks to adam and chuck or something, and katie was complaining about stuff, like the clothes still being wet, dishes not done, the usual stuff. Soon everyone came back in all giddy and stupid because again, they're that damn cool, and we watched Band of Brothers, the WWII mini series that kicks all ass because it's directed by tom hanks and steven spielberg. Chuck left before that, then afterwards, me and adam went to denny's. Peggy, Carrie and Linda working, heck yeah. But didn't turn out so well. When we were seated, just so happens that Beth was there, with the waiter from garfield's. Heh. They left like 5 minutes after we got there, so adam was irate. heh. Later kay comes in with her friends, and they sit in the booth by us, talking about male organs and such. Stupid girl stuff. I overhear an unpleasant conversation where pappy learns that linda is married :( no jumping on her for joe. Then hear about how Carrie kind of went on a date with some guy, who was married and his wife called denny's and biznitched out carrie, but she didnt' care. What else.... Oh when we were at adam's, he was talking to sarah online and she had seen my dad at hardee's, so I'm sure I"ll hear about that tomorrow from old man wilson, he likes to rub things in my face. So anyway, We were there for awhile, and about 20 minutes before we left, two women in suits sit in the booth next to us, one of them looks slightly familiar, and as my curiosity got the better of me, gawking to say the least, I see it's none other than news anchor Dawn Sterling, another person on my "to jump on" list. Sigh. She looks better in person, as would anyone. God dammit, see it's not bad enough he makes our lives suck, but then he throws dawn sterling in the mix... She's goofy. reminds me of sarah. anyway... sigh. out
9-28-01
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9-29-01
Another hard fought day of bowling. well not really. at least ryan showed up to cheer us up when we were down, not that I was down. I don't really give a poo anymore. Anyone can tell you back in the day, if I did bad, EVERBODY knew it, but now I could throw a 115 (and have) and don't sweat it much. Thursday me and adar went to the batting cages sometime after bowling. next week we bowl amanda's team......sigh... what else... friday night after I went to garfield's, adam and I are go went to the apartment because he had to make a phonecall, and I guessed as good as any, he had gotten beth's number, but she wasn't home. Katie sporting the sport bra again. We went to kroger's to get drink and meal, when we got back katie's bro and his friend were there. they're epidomy of punk, anyway. me and adar are watching happy tv in his room and some neighbor arabs come by, and so one of the punks started going off how americans are stupid and all this other stuff, meanwhile it seemed the arabs were paying attention just to humor him. I don't think they really felt any kind of discrimination here in the aftermath of bin laden's plan to get his head imploded. anyway. I left because we had to bowl, didn't do great, didn't suck. Went to adam's for a long while, I helped bryan move a desk of katie's upstairs. wasn't heavy but going up a slanted surface makes it kind of rough. They left and we were still there till about 4, when I took adam to his car he left at vigo bowl, then like 5 minutes after I get to the old folk's home, he calls saying his car broke. heh. So I went to the apartment and took him to work. What sucks is I probably have to get up early tomorrow to take him to work. he goes in at 11am. SIGH. yeah... uh. guess that's it... sarah's profile says she's "talking" to someone, which makes pappy a dull boy. out
9-30-01