September

9-1-00
Well it's a new month and a new entry. yay. If you missed anything, check the previous entries at the links below. Well, it's only 5:26 am, but I can still make an entry for now. Me and adam went to denny's to meet william and we bought these pills called "Go Go Go Go Juice" which is pretty much caffiene pills. They don't make you hyper, they just give you energy. I guess they're supposed to be dietary. I had like 4. Didn't bother me much. Anyway, after that we went to ISU campus and just walked around for like an hour and a half, just talking about stuff. nothing In particular. Just about how summer sucked and fall better be good. And now i'm kinda wondering if this new girl that I've been chatting with is going to call sometime today. She said she may be staying with her friend for the weekend, who just happens to live about 2 blocks from adam. So who knows how this may turn out. anyways, I'm tired. l8r
Well the girl didn't call. And I spent f'en like 6 hours with adam's relatives... I mean, it wouldn't have been so bad except there were a lot of times where it was just standing around. We went to his ..uh.. I think aunt and uncle's house, then went to his... uh.... cousin's house, then to some place for him to try on his neat little suit, then off to the gay homo mall (I thought terre haute's was bad, the one in..... uh, near charleston, IL is a lot worse) and then to a frickin' church for rehearsal, then to some country club for a meal. I tell ya, I won't be the same after that country club, even though I walked up in there with my red sunglasses, baggy jeans and my green and purple hair :) High society bites, but they sure can spoil ya. We had wine. yay :) Anyways, we got home about 9pm. went bowling, nobody there. Went to denny's, some gay waiter guy, Mark, was a rude ass so we got brian to be our waiter instead. he kicks ass. We didn't stay too long tonight. It was busy. Anyways, not much is going on. Tomorrow I'll probably end up taking greg to nikki's and stay home till later on when adam gets home from the wedding. L8r.

9-2-00
Well I'm at ISU updating the page just because I can :P Me and adam are here for the heck of it, we're bored and decided to just walk around ISU campus for a bit but we made a pit stop at the computer place thing. Lab I guess. anyways, today was kind of boring. I knew adam would be gone like all day, and greg called about 1 wanting me to take him to niki's to "get a piece of a**" so I took him about 4:30. Didn't do anything, went to get him about 7, went to roger's, went to the mall, got another black light for my car, went back to roger's where greg and roger tried to hook up roger's new amp to my speakers but they couldn't get it to work so they stopped about 10:45. I went to look for adam but he wasn't at his house, drove around kinda looking for him, couldn't find him, went back to roger's, decided to leave, went to pizza inn, adam was there. Talked, and we decided to come here. god what a boring day... oh and my bro and his g/f are engaged now. I don't wanna wear a f'en tux, man. Geez, why not just elope or something. Save grampappy some time. anyways.... uh.... yeah.... check out my stardom at the link near the bottom of the page. I'm a god now. l8r.

9-3-00 19:40
Well damn this day. Well not all of it. the Dolphins won their opener so I'm ok. Nothing going on, I've been too tired and it's been too hot to do anything. Plus I've had a headache all day. Well nothing's going to happen tonight b/c I'm just gonna go to adam's about 9:30 and if he has to work 10-6am then I'm probably gonna stay there for a few hours to keep him company and then come home and go to sleep. Well I'll tell you what's happened there (probably nothing) I figured I'd add the time I updated the page too just for the hell of it... although it may be bad in the end because sometimes I update the page the day after it happens. Like early in the morning................ oh well.
Haha, nice episode on king of the hill. Dale's wife finally stops cheating on him because she realized how much she still loved him. Wow, lord knows that doesn't happen too often...
Well nothing happened. Adam didn't have to work and I had to pick up greg in prarie creek...... anyways. so He's going to just give me his 10" speakers when i take him to niki's next weekend. Not bad, I get all this junk just for taking him a few places. not bad at all. and after I sell the ol' buick, I'm gonna use the cash to get a phat amp for my car. As greg would say, "that sh*t's gonna pound" Oh and we've declared Party Up(Up in Here) to be the IQ club's fight song :)

9-4-00
Well not much going on today.... a little bird tells me crystal and her b/f are coming here next weekend and he wants to scrap. heh, well let him bring it. I'm not gonna do jack sh*t unless he throw the first punch, then I throw the first swing of a baseball bat to his toothless head. I swear, I hate stupid f*ckers that think they have to fight to prove they're men or something. Just makes me wanna kick their stupid asses more. I'm a storywriter, not a fighter. But my louisville slugger says I can be both.
Well It's later. actually it's early tuesday morning, but I'm adding to yesterday's entry while pookie sits in my lap grooming herself. Anyways. Adam got real upset after i pointed out he was a poser after he got high with krista after he got off work. It was me, chuck, adam, krista, willy goat and ediza (some girl from south) and adam and krista were just hitting out of chuck's bong. He's such a poser. then he gets all offended and wants to know how he's a poser and I tell him. And now he's accepted he's a poser and is going to try to change. I'd add more about it but my arm's getting tired from typing all weird b/c pookie's obstructing my usual typing position. stupid cat. l8r

9-5-00
Hey kids, it's time for joe's pathic life entry of the day!!!! yay. Anyways... I got up about 11:15 and called work to see if I worked. of course, I did.... so I go in and work and about 4pm, I go on break with this one girl (it's been like 3 months and I still don't know her name, but she's not like hot or anything, just a friendly coworker) anyways, so I go on break and she's like, "don't you get to leave after 4 hours?" I'm like "uh, they didn't say anything about it to me so I guess I'm working 6 hours today" so when we go back from break marcia's like "Nobody told you 4 hours today?"..... grampappy was not amused. so I worked till 4:30. oh well, another half hour won't hurt. Especially since I only got like 9 hour last week... so I may be seeking employment at speedway with adam soon... but I dont' know yet.... oh well.... Tonight is Denny's night! yay!!! Every tuesday, thursday and sunday (and any other night we feel like it) is officially denny's night. Ok anyway. I'm going to go be bored and look for more dumb pictures for the journal and maybe write a grampappy story or two. l8r

9-6-00
Well it's early wednesday morning. Me and adam are at ISU again. And toocute4cheesits wanted me to update this silly thing so I am. Not much happened at denny's. Nothing, actually. geez... well brian almost took a picture of us with his digital camera and I was going to have him e-mail it to me so I could show the world who gimp goat, willy goat and grampappy were. Not that you'd wanna see because we're 3 little monkies, not much different from the monkey at the top of the page. Anyway, we waited until william built his cream tower... it's like. you know those little cups the cream comes in for your coffee? well he builds them up because he's been saving them for like a month now. well anyway, we eventually never got the picture. maybe thursday. oh well. So that's about it. nothing happened yet. I'm about to get an application for speedway b/c it appears there's a rumor columbia house may be shutting down for good... I don't mind so much for myself, but my mom, brother and his girlfriend work there, so it would screw the whole family. Yet another plot by god to make joe's life sh*tty.
Well good god. after I got home from isu about 5am, I f'en threw up real bad. I don't know why. I just tried to go to bed and I felt dizzy and was getting warm, and I felt the same way the night I had a buttload of weed, but I hadn't been smoking weed. I'm clean as a whistle, but I still felt weird, so I went into the water closet and *wharf* up came my chicken strips and fries from denny's. not to mention about 6 cups of coffee. AFter that I went back to bed and slept just fine..... weird... anyway. work is getting even slower at columbia house, so I'm gonna get an application for speedway tonight. Adam wants to go bowling, so I guess we're doing that after he gets off work...... k l8r.

9-7-00
Hi how you doing? Well today oughta be a little boring even though it's the official denny's thursday. I mean, I COULD go do something, but that would defeat the purpose of being bored. Maybe brian will get our group shot tonight. I dunno... anyways.... I got a new story today. Kristen. heh, it's about adam taking a girl from grampappy. Oh my, you can just imagine what horrible things grampappy would do to him :) ok nothing else to add for now.
Oh yeah, heh, it appears crystal didn't share her life story with her relatives in muncie, so they were shocked to hear she slept with a black guy (well, at least one) and may have gotten hiv from him. Gee, so her aunt's taking her to get tested. Oops, did I do that? *evil grin*
We went to denny's. It was ok other than the fact that I have this sh*tty cold. Lotsa coughing and hacking and I'm producing way too much mucus... not that you care... Anyways... then a table of drunken hot girls and one guy came in and were bothering everyone because they were loud. I'd have been annoyed if they weren't so hot... brian's the man, sunday is his birthday and we're gonna take chuck's bong and let him have some..... well he may not be able to, but it would just be a good intention. I'm hoping to join the ranks of the top-quality workers at speedway soon, but adam says the roster is full or will be soon..... so I may have to wait till someone quits or take a 6am-2pm shift... I could do that.... anyways. I'm hoping I don't work tomorrow so I can go to the mall with adam and purchase a digital camera at radio shack or something. Anywhooo, later.

9-8-00
Hey kids! mwuahahahhaha.... ok. Well got up to call in to work to see if i work, they said yep, 8 HOURS.... jesus christ.... anyways, well I got off after 6, so that's ok. greg called me at work and wants me to take him to prarie creek..... and pick him up later..... sounds stupid. anyways. I'll probably get my damn digital camera tomorrow or something.... ah yes, tomorrow marks the beginning of this fall's bowling. :) the one everyone bowls in... hmm.... I have a new claim to fame. another letter published by those charming people at Planetquake. I'm gonna be famous, i swear. anywhoo, l8r.

9-9-00
Whoo boy you're gonna love this, I bought a digital camera, usually about $375, well I got it for free for signing up for 3 years of MSN. but anyways. Turns out my computer doesn't have a com1 port to plug into, so I can't put the pictures on my computer from the camera. hahahahahhahhahaha. Not only is god trying to make my life suck, he's trying to make me poor. Anyways.... today was first day of bowling. We bowled against tiffany carithers and brittany chandler. WOw, wish I had my camera there. I'd love to add those 2 to my ass pic collection.... and I shall, someday... and sarah wasn't there... jamie price was, wow... hot still... and grampappy thinks he's going to go after a new target, since apparently sarah's taken. but that shall remain my secret because one leak could ruin it all. hahahha, I am god... no I'm not... I can't even put pictures from my digital camera to the computer.... where's pookie, I need to play.
WELL I figured out what was wrong with the damn camera. Apparently I was supposed to get a CD or two to load the image editing program so I could upload the pictures from my cam to the computer, but I didn't because the damn thing was used and whoever returned it didn't bother to put the cds in. I should've guessed since there was already batteries in it and everything in the box was jumbled around. So tomorrow I'm going back to the mall to complain and get my cds so the world can finally meet the genius behind Grampapy Joe's storytime and the journal as well! hahahaha.... well that's probably a bad thing. Remember, I resemble the chimp at the top of the page. Oh, and at denny's tonight, i saw Natocha Mershon. I haven't seen her in like 3 years. She had such a tight f'en ass back then. Now it's not quite as nice, but I'd still take that :) She's friends with Kay... I don't know her full name so people call her Kay, so I call her kay..... anyways. So I'm gonna have to ask her about natocha tomorrow night :) speaking of, tomorrow is brian's birthday. he's the kickass waiter we usually have. either him or kay. both kick ass. So we're gonna get him special birthday stuff.... like probably a pack-o-newports and charlie's bringing his bong, so uh... that'll cause some conflict :) anyways, Heather (girl at pizza inn) was there too. Still very nice. I got a picture of william and her at pizza inn that just didn't look right. she was trying to avoid getting her picture taken so she kinda ducked down, only when I took the picture, william was right behind her so it looked like she was uh.. performing happy things on him :) heh. anyways.. yeah.... later

9-10-00
Hey!! Grampappy's a happy old goat. I went back to radio shack and got the cd and my camera works now!!!!!! So I put a picture of pookie up thar to show you who the cat behind the genius is :) Don't worry, grampappy and the gang will be up there soon enough. I'm so giddy about this thing working now... for $795, it better f'en work!!!!! anyways... hmm... what else... nothing much going on today.... parents gone, probably getting drunk at my house tonight before I go to denny's :)
Well I've gotten permission to say that I would like to do some very naughty things to stephanie fuqua that I can't discuss because we may have people under 18 reading this, then I'd have to charge you 2.99 a minute :) heh. She's a nut. Before sarah came along, stephanie was on the top of my "to do" list, then she went and disappeared for like a year. She's just a TAD more perverted now than she was last year :) of course, I'm a tad more outgoing too, so who knows what'll happen... hmm.... well we know what I'm hoping for, you all can just use your imaginations. you gutter-minded people.
Well it's early monday morning.... ok I went to speedway about 9:30 to wait for adam to get off then we went to pizza inn to see when we were going to denny's, then we went to hardee's where chuck and desmond were trying to figure out how to get charlie's spare tire out from under his truck b/c chuck had a flat. Well it took about an hour after we got there to finally get the tire changed. And I took pictures!! So Click here to see!
So anyways. after that we went to denny's and I saw natocha there again, and this time I got a pic with her, but she's pregnant............... so I can scratch her off my "to do" list..... and before I get any complaints, my "to do" list isn't as naughty as it sounds, it's merely a list of people i would like to go out with. Anyways, so that was a double edged sword... Charlie took his bong and we all hit out of it (only tobacco though) in the middle of denny's :) We tried to get the whole place to sing happy birthday for brian, but they were stupid and wouldn't..... what else...hmm... I think that's about it really... anyways. l8r people.

9-11-00
Well today sucked. Last night me and adam came home from denny's and he got drunk off his ass. He was stumbling around and being loud and obnoxious. THat boy is such a poser it's not even cool. He fakes it so much. I know he's drunk, but he still fakes it just so he thinks he looks more drunk. I dont' know why though. anyways, i went to bed about 6 am after watching MOnty Python and the HOly Grail. I woke up about 11:20 and had to hurry to get a shower and to work before noon. Then they tell me it's going to be an 8 hour shift.......... so I didn't get home till 8:30 (half hour lunch) so anyways... and adam has to work tonight 10pm to 6am, so I'm gonna chill in there some. Don't be surprised to see another string of photos from there up soon :) heh. Anyways, be sure to read The Story Of Changing Charlie's FLat Tire
Well I just spend about 4 hours at speedway with adam and got a few pictures for another little storyline. And nothing really happened there... so... I guess tomorrow's another "denny's night". I wonder if natocha will be there again. I hope so, pregnant or not, she's hot...

9-12-00
Well it's about 4am wednesday morning.... anyways. We'll pretend it's still tuesday. Today I got up and just went to work and came home and nothing happened. Adam let his co-worker erin bleach his hair because he's a whipped little dog. She's married and he's still whipped by her :) heh. Ok well I go to pizza inn about 10 and me, gimp and triple k and even willy goat go to denny's. but not before me and gimp stop by speedway to get mentos and so adam could talk to krista (he still thinks he has a shot with her) and so....yeah. then we end up at denny's. For some reason it just didn't seem as entertaining. I guess we were just tired.... anyways.... hmm... as we're leaving, two ISU cops come out and ask if william had been hitting their car. I have no idea why they thought that, but they did. and so they asked me and I'm like "no, he was just going to his car which is right next to yours" so me and gimp leave. We go to isu and walk around for a little bit, then the same cops at denny's stop us and start questioning us like little f*ckers. So grampappy's gonna write a story about that soon. Anyways, they ask where we live and get our ID and they see I have my digital camera and they ask what it is, I tell them it's a digital camera and they're like "Why you holding it like that?".... riiight. I'm just like "I'm just holding it" and so they're like "we're not going to get a report about a camera stolen from someone's car are we?"... I swear, they were pig f*ckers. SO then they're like "well you're not breaking any laws, you're just bringing attention to yourself by walking around here at 2:30 in the morning" and they thank us for being cooperative and we continue walking. Then some hooligans were making noise and they got busted. So we walked till about 3 and then we went home. Oh and I saw natocha come into denny's about 10 minutes before we left. I don't think she saw me though. Anywhoo, l8r.

9-13-00
Man, I never realized how much time this journal thing takes out of my life. it takes a lot of time to go around angelfire's directories and uploading pictures and stories and putting the links to them and making sure everything works and stuff. I'm thinking of only doing a journal entry ever other day. I mean, sometimes I just don't have the time. Like right now it's 5am thursday morning. I SHOULD be asleep b/c I work at noon, but I'm updating this thing. Send your comments or opinions to grampappyjoe@hotmail.com.
Well I got up, went to work, came home. Went to speedway at 10. Same old routine. Then me, gimp and triple K went to triple K's where we saw Clown (triple K's dad) and pig-dog. Soccer girl was in the shower and I was waiting for her to come out, but we left before she did. darn. Anyways. Then we go to willy goat's house where he's watching wrasslin' and then gimp goat gets into watching it and me and chuckles (triple k) get bored and go to ISU and we tell adam we'd be at the fountain. Well we got there and the fountain wasn't on. that sucked, so me and triple k got some chairs and sat right on top of the fountain. So if someone turned it on we'd have been soaked. I was kind of hoping that would happen, actually.... anyways. We wait and wait and wait.... adam and william never show up. Which is not good b/c my keys were in adam's car, and my handy-dandy camera was at williams. So me and chuck go back to williams an he's not there, we go to adam's and he's not there, so we go to speedway and he's there. so I proceed to walk in and pull a knife on gimp goat b/c he was supposed to be at ISu and never showed. he claimed to though, stupid poser. So about 2am, we decide to go to denny's.... we go and it's dead and brian's there but he's off and his fire-ass girlfriend is with him... I would hate him, but he's a good waiter and is actually cool so I don't. Anyways.. so brooke dunning waits on us and Kay got a haircut. Her hair was already kind of short but she got it shorter, and I personally still like it, I mean, as long as she has that ass, she can have her hair any length she wants. Anyways. Adam complains about him being a poser and we get into an arguement about that and how he smokes weed just to fit in and he says he doesn't and all this crap, so right after denny's what does he do??? he goes to williams to smoke weed........ ok. Hypocrite. So I only went b/c he still had my camera. I think other stuff happened but I'm tired so I'm gonna quit here.

9-14-00
Ok people, it's sad when the people at guestbook.com send me an e-mail saying they've noticed I don't get much traffic on this site.... sign the damn book! I'd like to know more than 4 people are reading this... anyways... worked 8 hours, sucked an a$$. I get home and my dad tells me to call greg, so I don't. then I go to willy goat's house to pick him up to take him to hardee's to meet chuck and adam. So while I'm waiting on william, I play with his new puppy beagle (cutest thing on earth, except for maybe sarah) and the damn thing bites my leg!! if it weren't so cute I'd kick it... anyways. we go to hardees and chuck has to stay b/c some d00ds were cleaning the grill and he had to stay till they left then clean up the mess. So me, gimp and willy leave but gimp goes home. So I follow him(willy goat's with me) and we go to his house and we wait on him...and wait....and wait a little more. So I finally go to the damn door and see what the p-funk he was doing. He's all depressed and stuff because "my mom just had surgery" like it was all serious. jesus christ, it was on her ear, it's not like it was life threatening. God. So me and willy go to denny's and wait for gimp and chuck. gimp shows up with a chip on his shoulder, and so I break the ice with the joke "How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?.....2, but i don't know how they got in there" see, 2 flies are screwing in the light bulb... you know... like mating... ok nevermind... so then triple k shows up and we all have happy gay fun. not really, but then krista and her friend ediza show up and adam thinks she went there to see him, but we all know she didn't. anyways. the police that stopped us at isu were there and they talked to us, like "So we're not gonna see you boys walking around there tonight are we? heh heh" so I say "well actually we were thinking about it" then they leave. at least they were in a good mood tonight. So we leave and go to isu and walk around and we wave to the cops when they pass by. Wow, we've befriended some cops. never saw that coming. so then after that we just come home. I guess that's about it. no pics today b/c I left my camera at home. sorry. l8r

9-15-00
God Dammit. My mom informed my the phone bill was like $240..... that's a LOT of talking to crystal. Just goes to show you, long after a relationship ends, it'll still screw you like a horny old man. Good thing I worked 36 hours this week. That'll take care of the phone bill.... so anyways... not much going on, about to out and about with my camera to see what i can get. L8r peeps

9-17-00
Howdy, cowpokes. Well another weekend basically down the drain... except for saturday morning when I was bowling and saw sarah for the first time in like 7 months. Still hot as ever. We talked a little bit, but again, she has a b/f now so it doesn't matter. Well, honestly I doubt I'll ever get the garbanzos to ask her out, so whether she has a b/f or not won't matter. Might as well let the girl have a guy. Anyways.... hmm... I forgot my camera so I didn't get any pictures of the good female bowlers.... I think god knew I was going to forget it so he made them all wear the tightest pants they could find. So many youngn's... and pappy's legally too old for all of them. hahahhahah...... anyways. For some reason greg's little sister courtney thinks i'm hot. TOo bad she's like 12. SO it's not really an ego booster. Hmm... tried 3 different times to go to denny's and it was f'en full all three times. even at 3am. jesus christ. I got a new halloween maskand adam got a gimpy hat. You HAVE to see the random stupidity section. Adam makes a perfect organ grinder monkey. anyways... what else... I have a new picto-story in the works about pookie getting outside. I just have to take the last picture... mmmmm I think that's about it. Crystal's still being bitchy for some reason. Her periods must last like 3 weeks out of a month. oh well. later chumps.

9-18-00
Hey cowpokes! Well not much going on. yesterday kinda sucked. I basically stayed home all day except to take greg and pick him up from nikki's... but I didn't mind... it was the "OFficial Denny's Night" but william didn't wanna go because he's jewish, swedish, and a hint of polish. anyway..... today isn't going to be any better. Worked till 8:30, nothing to do b/c adam works 10pm to 6am... well last night me, gimp and chuck did go to isu.
Pappy In Mask
Triple K at his Finest
Killing Gimp Goat
Triple K In His Future Home
That's me killing gimp goat, by the way. Anywhoo, people kept staring at me in the mask and trenchcoat. I swear, people need to mind their own business. It's like they've never seen trick-or-treaters before. Stupid college kids. anyways. Nothing else is going to happen, so l8r people.

9-20-00
I can't believe how incredibly boring my life is right now. Absolutely NOTHING going on at all. We went to denny's tonight and nothing really happened. won a stuffed animal and gave it to some girl who wanted it. I didn't want the damn thing. I have 3 bags full of stuffed animals. I'm thinking of putting them on ebay........ get some fat cash. I sold my ghettomobile to some big hick dude for like $125. So he's coming to get that tomorrow. other than that. nothing at all. nada. not a thing going on. life sucks. boring. blah, the only thing that could make this interesting is putting what adam told me not to last night.... something about him and a co-worker........ but I won't because I said I won't. Unless I get a lot of requests to, then I will :) l8r.

9-22-00
D00d, still nothing going on. I am kind of considering getting my tongue pierced though. I dunno... I don't want to be like chuck, but I would just like it... I dont' know why... anyways... YES I've heard the chris rock "No Sex In The Champagne Room" thing, but I dont' care. Not giving half a pig-dog's left testicle helps with decisions sometimes. Last night we went to denny's again.... wait.... ok, we went wednesday night and last night. I forgot I didn't write since wednesday. Ok. well. I got the picture of willy goat's cream tower (shown above) I finally got my first 40 hour work week in a columbia house. my previous record was 36 heh. :) well anyways. I R bored b/c adam work till like 3:30am b/c his coworker got mono and can't work. yep, the same coworker as mentioned in the previous entry. :) poor adam. I think I'm going to that place on 7th and Hulman to get some info on tongue piercing. I asked chuck about it and he says it doesn't hurt and it'll be worth it... but I'm still skepticle..... oh well. Nothing else gonna happen. l8r monkeys.

9-23-00
Man. Totally Boring..... went to bowling, sarah wasn't there.... it's her birthday today by the way. She's now 15 even though she looks like 17. Jamie wasn't there either.... god dammit. Why they both gotta be gone the same week..... knowing my luck, sarah was probably getting her "present" from her b/f.... sigh... anyways... got my yearbook. It's a lot better than last year's. Seeing more of Eva Crowder in there. I remember 2 years ago man, had such a crush on her and I have never talked to her either... oh well. Lost my chance, i went and graduated so I can't now... oh well. Then later I went to the mall and got an ink catridge for my printer so I may print out my famous stories and got Californication cd by Red Hot Chili Peppers and some hair bleach. after I get my hair cut (for grampappy looks like a shaggy dog) I'm bleaching my tips pretty much and getting some new color. I don't know what. but My whole head's gonna be that color so we'll just have to wait and see. I'll be sure to post a picture of me and my new hair when I get it done. Went to SteaknShake tonight. Not bad. Not quite denny's but it's alright. Couple of Young'ns got there when we did and left when we did. Very lovely to watch walking away. .....anyways.... bored.....bored bored...

9-24-00
MAN, sundays suck. I slept till like 3:45. Then I just sort of sulked around all day till I went to speedway to go to willy goat's to watch the pay per view. We still don't know who ran over steve austin. and The Rock is still the champion. Heh, in an interview he said maybe chris benoit wanted a wolverine to lick its left testicle :) oh man that guy is gold. If someone sees me in public, please do something stupid so I can write about it, because it's getting REAL boring around here these days. Working noon to 8:30 every weekday is getting old. God save me.... wait... ok people, I just asked GOD to save me. *shudders* that's like asking the president of the anti-smoking campaign for a cigarette. anyways. it's late. leave me alone. bye chimps
Oh wait, I took Picture of my posters to show you the vast array of things pappy's interested in. And yes, that's a pokemon poster on the far right.

9-25-00
Goat goat goat. Well I planned on getting up at 9 to get a haircut today........again..... anyways. I seem to always wake up at 9........turn off the alarm and go back to sleep. I can't help it. bed warm. mmmmmm. Well today's 8 1/2 hours at columbia house went by kind of fast, thank god. IF I ever find another job almost halfway interesting that pays at least $8 an hour, I'm taking it. I dont' care if it's..... well ok, I wouldn't wash old people or anything. I do have SOME limits. but still. Anyways.... adam was being a cockmonkey tonight because I guess he had a bad day. I didn't really know, so I just thought he was being an ass because he thought he had a chance with a girl at work, (who's married) and I just keep telling him she's playing him like a banjo to ease her suffering utnil she sees her man again. He's in the army so he's stationed in cali. She won't see him till LIke december I think. anyways... oops, i probably shouldn't have said that... and I don't believe in the backspace key, so darn :) sorry man. Did I just hear a headline on tv about a kid dying in a mircrowave..... ugh, sick people. anyways. l8r. It's late, I have to get a haircut. heh, yeah, just like all last week.

9-27-00
Man, another example of a crappy day. wake up at 9, go back to sleep.. one of these days I'll get up....really.... anyways. go to work, come home, go to hardees at like 10:30, then........ that's it. We were going to go to denny's (again) but willy goat decided going home to record the WCW thing was more important. that dipshit. if he's going to let wrestling interfere with our plan, at least let it be some GOOD wrestling like WWF. Anyways. Got some more pictures of pookie. so check out the random stupidity section. l8r.

9-29-00
Hahaha, Joe finally gets up at 9 and gets ready and sh*t to get his friggin' hair cut because he looks like a freakin' chow dog. but what happens? god puts a bunch of stupid old men in the barber shop. I swear, god wants me to look like a hermit... so now I gotta find some other time to get it cut... stupid old people.... anyways.... well yesterday gimp goat got fired from Speedway for selling cigs to a minor. He says she looked like 21 but was 15.... and she was hot too. I guess it's only fitting that a hot girl would cause adam's demise. So he's gonna wait a week to find his own shtick, and if he can't find a job he likes, he's going to have this one lady at speedway get him a job somewhere. But tonight he's going to Pumpkin Works with coworker drew and erin and a few of erin's friends. I gave him my digital camera to get some "nice" pictures.... hopefully of the lower back side of certain girls.... but he's adam so he'll end up with a picture of a goat or something. This saturday is willy goat's... uhmmmm. I think 27th birthday. he said he's going to be 26, but he's been 26 for like the last 4 years. So anyways.. hmm... went to denny's last night, got about 5 stuffed toys from the claw machine... couple of nice young'ns there. We convinced mark to get us helium balloons to let us sound like a duck.... we like ducks.... anyways.. hmm.... I really dont' want to go to work today. I went to sleep about 6:45 and got up at 9.... so uh, I'm not that peppy today. I think I'm going to go to sleep till like 11:30 now. later d00dx0rs.

9-30-00
Yay, end of month. I'm going to keep september's entries up for 2 or 3 days into october so the people who don't bother to check out the previous month's entries won't miss anything. Anyways. today was a NICE day. I guess. Went bowling, didn't do that bad. near the end sarah started coming to my table and talking to me and junk and we were just having a happy chat. Then she accidentally teased me by asking "anyone want to take me home?" which I responded with a quick hand up :) heh. Well the other d00ds at my table laughed and she just smiled but she didn't mean it, she was already going home with some lady. dammit. how dare she get my hopes up like that. Anyways, before I left we were both down on the other side of the bowling alley and I told her happy belated birthday (it was last saturday but she was at a volleyball meet) so she was like "oh thank you!" and gave me a hug. yay. See, a little thing like that can turn a week around for grampappy just because she's like one of the hottest girls I know, so it's a good thing. I bleached my hair and trying this sh*t that's supposed to turn it white, but NOOOOOO you have to find a way to make it kind of lather up so it'll work, and I can't very well, so it's just the tips getting white. which I guess is ok... anyways. going to willy goat's tonight. adam and willy are getting plastered and chuck's getting high, and I'm just going to kind of stay there about an hour or so then come home because I don't feel like doing that stuff anymore. unless it's like a party. and it's not, so I'm not. hmm... I guess that's it. l8r