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October '01

10-1-01
yay a new month. I'm going back to the old school ways. Instead of putting up every day and having a No Entry and stuff, I'm just going to put days I write. saves space I think. Anyway. uhh... Went to the apartment at like 10:30 to take adam to work, while waiting for monkey to get ready, katie comes out of the bedroom in like just a long shirt and sits in the living room having a chill stick. Not the worst thing in the world. So I take adam to work and go back to the old folk's home. They were at a casino. I know, I'm shocked too. About 4ish adam calls for me to pick him up, so I do and I get rent munny out of the atm and we go back to the apartment for awhile. I go around 7:30 back to the old folk's home. Had happy chinese food. Then around 10:30pm I went to the apartment and soon we were off to denny's. Nothing as usual going on. Except kay tells us that kristie is going to be calling the apartment a lot until bryan gives her the ca$he to pay some bills because he lived at the apartment they were sharing after she had moved out, and most likely all the stuff was in her name because he has a few credit companies after him, so he needed to pay, or be taken to small claims court. We left around 2:45. Took adam to the ghettomobile where it had broken down, about 2 blocks from the apartment so he could get some sh*t out of it, then back to his place, then came back to the old folk's home. Later today I'm supposed to take adar to the insurance place, then the license branch to get plates, then we slap that summab*tch to his supra and off we go... well not really. Actually after that we'll probably start moving a lot more sh*t out of old apartment because he was supposed to have all that stuff moved out by yesterday, but the lease was extended by jennifer, the girl he got the place from, so he may have another few days. I think late tonight he'll attempt to drive the car, when traffic's low. Outie

10-2-01
yay updated at 4:20, even though I don't do that stuff anymore. Well we did go to the insurance place, and the license branch, then we put the summab*tch on the car, but didnt' drive it. We got the holy plush penguins we need for wednesday, on pittsburgh's opening day game. Then took adar to the apartment and we watched some tv, simpsons mostly, then I came to the old folk's home where grampappyAJ and misty were, mealing. I watched some women's bowling, then went to meal as well. Aj and misty were talking about people in the bowling league sunday and stuff. Apparently jeeana montgomery is back in town, she had gone to vincinnes university after graduating college in '99. So I should go sunday to say "word to your mother" or something else catchy like that, because pappy is god. anyway after that stuff I went back to the apartment and me and adam went to denny's. Nothing much going on, then as we were discussing katie not wanting bryan to pay kristie for stuff, peggy kind of heard us and told us to tell kay, but instead we told peggy and she told kay, then kay comes over in her "I'm going to kill someone" smile. She told us to tell bryan something, I forget, then we told her not to tell bryan we told them anything, because we dont' really want to get caught in the middle. We're not taking sides. So kay's plan is to have bryan and katie come in thursday, because kay's off and she's going to go bar hopping, then come in a little drunk. heh, a little my arse. Anyway, and she was wanting to scrap with katie, but instead she's going to have katie try to hit her, then bob's gonna call the cops and tote katie away in the paddy-wagon. Silly plan, but anyway. Later jesse gess and mike tickner come in, and they talk to us before they leave, and they told us about how one time mike was in there at a big table with a bunch of people and peggy was about to go on break, so tickner told her to sit with them, and she said "where am I gonna sit, under the table?" heh, perv. she kinda made herself sound bad on accident. So anyway. We left and took adam to the new car, and he started driving around the neighborhood, trying to get the shifting and sh*t down, started of bad at first and was getting irate, but soon he wasn't killing it almost at all, but now he needs to work on shifting good. We drove around, and decided to go back to denny's to show kay and peggy the car, well we got there, eventually. They liked it, even got a few tips from peggy b/c her car's a stick as well. AFter that we left and adam took the thing up to chuck's hood, which is out by dead man's curve, then came back to my car. He is doing better, just needs to work on shifting better. So came here and updated the happy journal. Dunno what's going on tomorrow. Titus isn't on this week for some reason. pappy are livid. Goodnight now!

10-4-01
yesterday kind of sucked. cards lost, penguins lost season opener, but bonds did not hit his 70th homerun, hahaha... until tonight. sigh. stupid assh*le, I hope he dies and goes to hell and gets killed then goes to detroit. about 10:30 adam says he doesn't feel like going to denny's, so I go home, fulfilled with happiness at a fun-filled night of sitting at the apartment watching tv... Today bowling didn't quite suck as bad as I thought it would. we bowled amanda's team, but the silver lining, hannah farmer aww yeah. Even though I think she's like 14. SIGH. oh well, it's still ok to look, and look I did. I even bowled good too. my first 600 at bowling center this season. After that went to the old folk's home, then adam calls and tells me his car overheated and he needed me to pick him up at a gas station. so later we gotsa go get it. He talked to the girl he bought it from and she thinks the leak in the radiator is probably causing it. anyway. I think that's about it. Tomorrow should suck, adar works, no denny's, go to bed to bowl saturday morning. outie

10-6-01
I hate barry bonds more now. 71, f'en corked bat and sh*t, stupid pile of crap needs to be locked away on a boat and shipped to africa to be sold for slave labor. Anywhoo, thursday we were at the apartment and chuck came by and rolled a few joints and we went out to the balcony and adar and chuck got stoned, meanwhile I did my "I love chicken, I love liver, Meow Mix, Meow Mix, Please Deliver" diddy. Then we were off to denny's and chuck even joined us, yee. We got there and about 20 minutes or later kay comes in with like 2 of her friends. Drunk of course. Peggy was our server but carrie brought our food and had the ketchup bottle in her apron in her mommy parts area and her hands were full so she's like "joe, don't take this the wrong way, but there's a ketchup bottle in my apron you need to get" heh... anyway. I tried to play the ol "nobody can resist the pappy personality" card but adam and chuck didn't buy it. me either. She'll probably quit and I'll never be within 2 miles of her again. anyway. Kay and her drunken friends were getting all loud and I was getting irate, so I went to the gas station to get lotto tickets and when I scratched them off, behold, a $40 winner for pappy. So later kay and her friends move to the other side of the restaurant but kay came back and sat with us because this jerk off arab dude I think wouldn't move his feet so she could sit so she got livid and came and sat with us, for a few minutes anyway. Later went home, woke up, blah blah, etc. etc. nothing else. Friday sucked. Hope bowling's fun tomorrow. out

Ah fun bowling fun. not really. kinda. bowled krisinda's team, and she had on the skirt, oh yeah. I are was distracted a lot, but still didn't bowl that bad. Afterwards me ryan and chuck went to Happy Dragon! for lunch. but not before we were going to ryan's house and him and chuck d. were toking it up in ryan's truck whilst pappy followed behind. Ryan can't drive. mwauaha. ok. Adam didn't show up, so after mealing me and chuck went to the apartment but he wouldn't answer the damn door, so I took chuck back to vigo to get his truck and went home, and mammy wilson said to call adam, so I do, and he's on his deathbed again. he's going to call into work and stuff. Man, I wanted to go back to vigo because high school league was there today. sigh. anyway. that's about it. krisinda in skirt...

10-9-01
Nothing really to report, just bored. Adam's been "sick" the past few days, laid up on his death bed apparently. Of course today he was feeling good enough for me to go pick him up to get mountain dew and cans of ravioli at a gas station, but nothing else of course. His body's probably built a tolerance for cold medicine since any time he sneezes or coughs he starts slamming back caps of nyquil and popping pills like Elvis. *cough* uh oh, better call the funeral home now before I die in 4 minutes, I coughed. *chug gallon of nyquil* oh gee this medicine is making me dizzy, I better not do anything... oh wait, joe's online, I'll have him come escort me around to get some mountain dew and canned pasta items, I'll oddly feel good enough to go outside then, but not any other time because that would inconvenience me. I started being a smart ass to him online and he's like 'Sorry to inconvenience you, sir' being a f'en prick. Well when I'm "inconvenienced" for like 5 days straight because his immune system is all but useless now, probably because of advanced HIV or something, who knows what he has these days, so he thinks I"m the ass. God forbid I want to do something rather than chill at my parent's house and chauffer him to get him mountain dew and Chef Boyardee. Hmm... I'm thinking of adding a new section, called "Dr. Charles says:" with lovely quotes that chuck says about certain health issues he seems to have figured out. the one I'll start off with is a dandy. I just don't know where to put it. Probably somewhere near the quote...

I'm getting overly irate with my friends. Adam's still on his death bed, BUT he's ok to go outside to smoke weed, which soon after he says "I should go inside, it's not good for me to be out in the cold" even though just minutes before he comes out to smoke a joint with charlie. that is some hard logic there. then he fires off this little gem "I'm making this week for you suck, ain't I?" Nooo, I find joy in being home 23 1/2 hours a day. yes sir. I go to the apartment about 9:30, we watch the end of the cardinals game, go outside and they smoke weed, then I go home. yay. Yeah, I love that. Then he's like "I'm going to feel better friday and then I'll have to work all weekend" which is probably more true than not, he's probably setting it up like that. The f*cking piece of sh*t. I'm friends with a f'en crack addict and bubble boy who's strayed from his protective bubble. Jesus christ. I severely need new friends badly. I'm getting screwed because I'm not a drug fiend and I have an above-average immune system.
Right now I'm trying to talk to good buddy beth for some advice, she seems to have a knack of getting more friends, but she won't respond. guess I can add her to the list of people who want my head to fall off, preferrably in a violent way. I remember back way when I felt I was going through some kind of nervous breakdown, like at the end of july this year or something... oh man. yeah. not going back down that road, but still. it just seems odd how I got to that point. I dont' even know how that happened. Anyway. Adam's getting all offended at me pointing out how f*cking retarded he is. He's slipping back into poserhood, where normal people would stay inside where it's warm to get to feeling better, but no no, he has to go out in the cold to get high. yep. well. good luck on that

10-12-01
Man this sucks, so much to write about, no motivation to do so. Let's see... Wednesday we did go back to denny's... but that's jumping ahead... ok. Wednesday I was at my parent's house the most of the day, and didn't really planning on going anywhere, after all, why go to adam's just to have him moan about being sick, then smoking weed, then he wants to go to sleep. So about 9:30pm he calls me and tells me to come over because katie and her friend also known as katy, I'll use the y to distinguish between katies, went to get some alcoholic goodness. So I go over there and we're all sitting on the couch on the porch, where we were almost all the night. So some arabs and katie's bro's friends come over and are having happy gay fun in the living room while the iq club remained on the balcony. We dont' like large crowds of people we don't know. So later katie and katy come outside and talking to us and stuff, then chuck went home, soon after me and adam leave to go to denny's, after going back inside and seeing bryan stripping for everyone... So go to denny's, of course kay and peg not working because it was wednesday. They don't work wednesday or thursdays. Carrie was there, however :) We got some dude waiter and just kind of sitting in there, nothing going on. getting a little bored. Later carrie came over to say she was supposed to check on us, and talked for a few minutes, when she left I put on my "awwww yeah" kind of attitude, which adam doesn't like. Told him carrie couldn't resist me. anyway.. heh. right. yeah, anyway, well I got my new little catchphrase. Ever see the wrestler Rob Van Damme? and how he points to himself "I'm R-V-D" and stuff. you'll know what I"m talking about if you've seen it. Well, I'm J-O-E, pointing to myself in the same fashion. heh. what's funny is, I can act like I'm the baddest mamma jamma alive and adam will be like "sh*t, you wish" and he actually thinks I believe I have a shot with her. which is funny, I'm kind of making fun of myself, but also adam at the same time because he thinks I'm serious. So anyway, later kay and peggy come in, piss drunk. When kay sat with us, a wave of alcohol-filled breath smacks you in the face. damn. Anyway, she still wanted to go to bryan's to beat up katie, and this and that and she kept wanting to go, and twice she started walking, but it was raining and she didn't get too far. So we leave and when we get back, I get out of the car and start walking toward the apartment, then this cop car turns the corner and shines his spotlight at us and tells us to hold on a tick. So we talk to dude, he asked where we were going, where we'd been, if we'd driven there. Yeah and stuff, so he let us go. Then when we got upstairs to the apartment, bryan tells us some dudes tried to break into his car like just before we got there, which is why the cop stopped me and adar. So bryan went down to talk to the pokey and me and adam went and sat outside on the balcony again. This time like everyone was out there. me adam bryan katie katy and 2 arab dudes. after arab dudes leave katie was telling bryan how one of them was like rubbing some kind of oil on her and how it got all close to her boobages and bryan was getting kind of irate, and she's trying to explain how he didnt' do anything blah blah and trying to show him where it was, she like, lifts up her shirt enough to see the lower parts of her sweater puppets. Hmm, interesting night. Then her and him start wrasslin around and he dropped her on the floor and she hit her butt on the corner of a table and was like acting like she was crying or some sh*t, then he's like ok you can hit me, and she wasn't doing anything, then all of a sudden *Whack* the smack heard 'round the block. Man that was loud. Then later they were wrasslin again and he picked her up and was acting like he was going to toss her off the balcony and she like freaked out and had to go lay down and some poo. Then me adam and katy were just talking out there for awhile. She doesn't look bad at all. She's worthy of pappy's seal of approval. She's no Sarah or peggy, but she's good. anyway. eventually I go home and stuff. Then at bowling I get there and didn't do too bad. had to bowl next to amanda's team :( but got lotsa images of hannah farmer in my head :) After that we went to chuck's house, where soccergirl was fast asleep on the couch. pappy are just wanted to jump on her there. anywhoo. We left and I went to speedway to get some gas and took adam to subway to get meal, took him home, went back to the old folk's home for awhile. Chuck came by, then he went to adam's. Later I went and they had been in the bad grass again. later chuck went to get crista because he wanted more w33d and brought her back. Then when adar chuck and crista went out on the balcony, this thing on drugs came on tv. Hooked: Illegal drugs and how they got that way, Cocaine. Heh, how ironic. Later crista leaves, and by the end of the night, chuck and adam had smoked like 4 joints, the sign of true winners. Again I tell you, I do not do weed, and have done it like twice since last august (year and 2 months, yo) then I came to the old folk's home. Weekend should suck. chuck's off but he's so into his drug thing it won't matter. outie

At this time I'm trying to convice adam to let me turn his website, which he isn't taking care of at all, into the official IQ Club webpage. Featuring bios, reports on hijinx, and general stuff... not nearly as fun as my site, but it's just so people can get the idea of what it takes to be in the iq club. it's harder than it looks.

10-13-01
Sigh I'm bored. Adam says he's going to quit his job, but I'm not sure. said he would today, but he hasnt' been online or anything so I think he may have gone in anyway. Bowling wasn't too bad. I thought it would suck because ryan didn't show up, but like in the 5th frame he did so it was all good. It just seems gloomy when dude isn't there. He's like just now realizing that krisinda has a very, very nice ass, a fact I realized like 2 years ago. Anyway, I miss sarah. Haven't seen her since the softball game I went to like in may I think. I forget. and that day wasn't even that great. Then I find out this one hot chick stephanie weisha is going out with this shmuck c.j. who has like the most god awful haircut on earth, and he is very femenine looking. hmm... rolled well. Came back to my parent's house afterwards, waiting to do something. watching cards game, winning 4-1 at the moment. They'll win, go to arizona and win and then beat the braves' pansy asses. Out

10-14-01
An odd thing happened last night, adam's ex-girlfriend kristen Instant Messaged me, which is odd enough, and we got into a conversation about her boyfriend saying he'd meet her after she got off work for...whatever, and instead was at his friend's house shooting targets and would probably go hunting tomorrow morning... Anyway I say stuff like he's stupid, dumb hick who would rather spend time shooting targets than being with his girlfriend, a very attractive one by the way... anyway at the end of the conversation she's like thanks and called me sweet and says she's surprised I can be nice to her. That's some odd shiznit. Well if you knew how we were at each other's throats when her and adam were going out, you'd know how odd that feels for me. Mortal enemy gives pappy compliments. hmm. told adam about it, he starts getting offensive and saying if she starts calling me he'd screw it up. One, she's taken and she'd never give me a chance, and Two uh... I forget. One is the main thing anyway... so anyway..... out

10-15-01
Cripes, I'm only really updating this to put up a new picture gallery. It took me like 45 minutes to upload the pics from my camera, edit them, upload them to angelfire and make the page for it. Man, see, it's a lot more work than you people may think to keep you entertained, dammit. The least you could do is show your appreciation by participating in the messageboard conversations. Lately it's just been me and aymee. Anyway. Adam still gets irate whenever the kristen thing's brought up. Tonight I went to adam's place to watch the cardinals game and I thought it was going to be a good game until the bottom of the 9th when the d'backs won... sigh. So before then chuck came over and was mad because he might lose his job because a total of about $160 came up missing in the drawers at work and he has no idea how. So tomorrow he may join the unemployed iq clubbers. Later me and adam went to denny's where nothing happened. Didn't talk to carrie, she must have her anti-pappy shield up to protect her from my magnetic personality. heh, who am I kidding. they ran out of sugar so one of the arabs went to the gas station and got some big thingies of sugar and they had to give people sugar in water cups. My coffee hasn't tasted so odd in a long time, no 3 packets, no no, had to use teaspoons... ok well I'm out. Be sure to see the new gallery, it's quite entertaining, I think so anyway.

Pics Added Oct. 15, 2001

10-16-01
Just updating a little to put another picture gallery up. i'll put what happened later, all I can really say is bryan fighting katie is f'en hilarious at times.

Bryan and Katie Fighting!!!

10-17-01
ok sorry didn't update on what happened but I got busy. well not really, just didn't get online. anyway, went to adam's and katie and bryan started fighting so I filmed it and took a few pictures. funny stuff, then we watched it like twice, using a lot of slow motion and play x2, which makes the funny chipmunk sounds. ok. So yesterday I get up and go to the old folk's home and eventually go to adam's. Him and chuck aren't there, but bryan, katie and katy are, so I stay there waiting on pot-fiends to get back. Later Araf comes by with like 4 kids (dude's been busy) and mala goes apesh*t hyper because she loves the little kiddies. So later chuck and adam get there and of course, with weed. So b,k,and k go to denny's and I'm watching tv while adam and chuck get high on the balcony a total of like 3 times. b,k,k get back and we watch the Queens of Comedy, some funny stuff too but all black women. Why can't any royalty of comedy be white? anyway. After that I go to see what the overachievers are doing, chuck had ordered a pizza and they were both just sitting in adam's room, and I knew nothing was going to happen, so I came home. Stupid f'en idiot friends. ever been at a point in your life when you don't have many friends you hang out with, and the ones you do are total losers? I may not have a job (neither does adam) and I may not have many friends (like adam and chuck) but at least I don't waste my overabundance of time with doing drugs. Adam tells me in conversations online he needs to stop doing weed and that he blames weed for his life being crappy, but he'll still do it, because he's the epidimy of poser. If a hot girl told him to eat horse sh*t because she'll think he's funny, he'd do it. He has no independent thought in his head, it's all filled with things other people want him to be like. He asks why I seem so distant lately, uh, because all you do lately is smoke weed and be stupid? Well it seems to have tilted in the other direction now. Charlie used to be the distant one because me and adam weren't into the drugs like he is, so me and adam were a little better friends, now adam's joined charlie in the loser boat of drugs, thus making me seem like I'm an outcast or something. As I've stated in numerous other entries, I severely need new friends.

10-18-01
hi. Let's see... ok. well the same night I put that last entry in, adam updated His Site and said he's done with weed and stuff like that. anyway. You should read his site from time to time, he's almost halfway funny when he wants to be. Ok. uhh... Yesterday I went to adam's and we went to the storage unit place so he could get the lock taken off his storage space, because well he needed it. So we did, then we went to lowe's where I got some stuff to make shelves for my room when I move back in to the old folk's home. Just gotta paint them and find time to put them up. Time I have. ok.... well went to denny's last night and kay was there, but not working. She wasn't even drunk! Usually if she's not working she's got a bottle of something in her hand or something. ok. She was having everyone call her house to listen to the answering machine, which from what adam tells me is basically kay having an orgasm..... ahem. I didn't call. Chuck even went with us. Well after awhile we left, nothing that great going on. So today I get up and go to the bowling alley, didn't do that well, not bad though, and didn't see much of hannah. darn. next week we bowl G.I. Jesse and The Mullet. The gess boys and meghan. Meghan by the way is in a story I wrote, the one called Welfare Child. I think link works, unless the name of the story's different. doesn't matter. So we leave and went to the mall where I got my SpongeBob Squarepants visor!!!!!!!!!!!!! i wanted a curious george one, but they didn't have one. There may not even be one out there. but if there is, I want it. Then we went to some store and adam got an adidas visor *coughposer* and a chicago bears stocking cap. Then walked around the mall for a bit then left. We went to subway on 3rd street and when we pulled in, young'ns galore! Looked like some sport team from some school was there. Young'ns a plenty. Even one working there too, but it was busy so pappy couldn't lay the mack-down. Then we tried to leave but adar's car wouldn't start. Then some black dude came by and first he was like "is this your car?" like we were stealing it. heh. he gave some tips and junk and eventually it got started. Went to the apartment, mealed. Bryan and katie were there. Me and adar watched simpsons and seinfeld and Whose line is it anyway. Katie said she was going to steal my visor. Guess she's a spongebob fan too. Who isn't? Came home, updating page. So how you all doing? that's great. out

Hi. See we were all going to go to this phat ass party tonight where the young'ns are way too antsy and will practically rape you if you let them, but I said NO, I MUST go home and put these pictures i have in my photo box online for all my faithful reader, so I did... and if you believe that i have some real estate in afghanistan to sell you. get it while it's HOT... get it? anyway. I talked to sarah online for a few minutes tonight and she was getting drunk. sigh. then some peanut butter affiliate is going to come along and a little sarah jr.'s going to be running around... stupid moron prep cell-phone dickless piles of preppy sh*t...ok

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10-21-01
Well not much going on. Friday adam and chuck went to indy, i didn't wanna go so I stayed at the old folk's home and stuff. Moved my tv and that junk to my old room, and tonight I moved my computer back to the old folk's home. Thing is I can't set anything up really until my pa decides to fix the holes in the ceiling from the storm awhile back. so till then pretty much everything stays in the boxes except bare necesities, like tv, playstation and computer :) Bowling yesterday morning wasn't so bad. Got to sport my spongebob visor, awww yeah. nobody seemed to respond to it though. AFter that we went to hh gregg to look at stereos and amps for cars, and salesman guy was telling us about this kid who came in with his grampa and just started pointing out stuff that he wanted and spent like $5600 in one foul swoop, and old man grampa paid for it all in cash. Damn rich kids, I wanna kill em all. So we left and went to subway then I came home, watched some DragonballZ and fell asleep. later I went by adar's house and knocked and katie, freshly showered, answered and he wasn't there. So I left and drove around for awhile and came back and they were there. later we went on the porch and adam and chuck started smoking weed again, so I knew the night was through right there. On adam's site he posted on the 17th that he was done with weed, and all that stuff. yeah that lasted a good 3 days. good job. anyway. just thought I'd write on here, i'm bored. why not.

10-23-01
Ahh, another fun filled night... wait no it wasn't. I have yet to find the fun in being at adam's place all night, almost every night. It seems adam and chuck have though. "hey let's stay here and watch tv, yeah!" *high five* but adam just got online and NOW all of a sudden he's bored. anyway. sunday we went to denny's but nothing there, then today we were looking for some everclear, or a supplier anyway, and about 8pm me and adar think we should see if william's home. We haven't seen him in awhile anyway, so we go there and yay he's there. So we talk awhile and we get the everclear and go back to adar's and talk for awhile, then I take him back home and go back to adam's. begin to drink a little before I realized we'd be doing exactly squat, so I stopped so I could leave whenever. Adam and chuck went to books a million to talk to crista to see about getting weed, and they come back, about 45 minutes later, and they got taco bell, which is the red flag, so nowhere else to go tonight except home. so I did just that. Saw beth online but since she's on the black list, didn't attempt to talk to her. black list meaning list of people who want my head to fall off in a violent manner. don't ask, it just happens. outie

10-24-01
Last night there was a little bit of drunken fun at adam's. This time i actually attempted to get drunk but to no avail. I'm not even sure if I was buzzing at all. damn everclear kool-aid mix failing me twice now. but bryan and katie sure got screwed up. well katie did. they drink too much beer. that takes forever to get drunk. anyway... nothing really fun actually happened, so i left a little after chuck and adam told katie and katy that I have hot poo sex with them... or 3 am.

10-25-01
Hi. Another boring night because adam wants to get up early tomorrow to take care of some matters at hand, so nothing. Havent' gone anywhere today except to bro's house to get an RF adapter for my happy dvd player. About 10 I asked adam if he wanted to go play some poo' but he said he wanted to go to bed early and some sh*t so I was irate. Tomorrow we're supposed to do stuff though. probably before bowling too. anyway, another valiant effort to talk to Beth to hopefully take her off the black list, but to no avail. it appears seemingly harmless witty comments I think of can sometimes be misenterpreted and piss people off to make them want my head to fall off in a violent manner. Go fig.

10-26-01
Boy am I bent, i wanted to see Gallagher but I had forgotten when it was, ironically last night at denny's I was talking about it, then today I wake up...at like 4 and look at the paper and it's today. damn you all. I was watching the news and dude said there was like still hundreds of tickets available, but probably not good ones. So Pappy didn't go see the sledge-o-matic. Gallagher's f'en old man. You see him on tv and all of his shows must be from the 70's because he goes from bald to wrinkly, bald and gray haired. So anyway. Went to denny's last night, not much happened, haven't seen carrie in awhile to pappy has a bad feeling she up and quit and he'll never again be grabbing things from her apron... nevermind. OK. well This Picture Is going to be on planetquake sometime soon. So I'll be famous again. yay. anyway, out

10-28-01
I come merely to bring this nugget of joy. Misty sent me a URL through ICQ I didn't get until last night, but boy howdy, I are kind of glad I got it. Click Me That's some good sh*t right there I tell you. anyway. Went to bowling yesterday, nobody showed up so I had to bowl by my lonesome, but at least I got a 685. Later on we go to chuck's house and alas, pappy sees amy for the first time in weeks, and chuck had the idea of staying there for a bit while he gets something to meal, so what does adam do to back this up so we can all enjoy the company of amy? "Nah, I wanna go to wal-mart and get some food".... another sign that adam is obviously batting for the other team. or for you lesser intelligent folk, is gay. I came back to the old folk's home to meal and beat some ass at board games, but mom and misty cheated... anyway. went back to adar's and adam and chuck were (new slang term)Sucking Chuck's D*ck. Feel free to check out the IQ Club Glossary to find out what that is, although you may have a good idea of what it may be already. Watched Freddy got Fingered, part of Matrix, and I came home to hook up my own dvd player, but I'm missing a much needed cable cord, so I have to go get that at my bro's tomorrow. anyway.... done

Oh Yes, for today, and today only, see pappy's newfound fame at PlanetQuake that means don't bother clicking the link 2 weeks from now.

10-29-01
Man I just about pooped my pants a few minutes ago. I was standing outside and I heard something, looked and 2 larger than average dogs were like coming towards me wanting to duke it out or something, so I was "hey, get the f*ck out of here 'fore I kill you" actual words, dont' ask me, just came out. anyway, they changed directions quickly. Guess everyone including animals are afraid of pappy's masculinity. oh yeah *flex* anyway. I went to adar's around.. uh 7ish and I forget what happened, but we played soul caliber on bryan's dreamcast and I beat chuck and adam's asses. Adam says I cheat because I use the block button. ok. chuck soon left and later me and adam went to denny's. Kind of boring. Adam was a little nervous because we sat by a table of 4 cops and he had just Sucked Chuck's D*ck so you know. They left soon after we sat down, and I wanted to ask kay what the hell happened to carrie, but we didn't. Soon we left and peggy went outside to her car and we passed by her and I asked her if carrie quit, and she said "well... more like she knows not to come around here anymore for awhile" and told us how carrie had told people that one of the arabs raped her, then told the people later that peggy told her to say that, and peggy got bent and went to her house and so on and so forth, so carrie didn't really quit, she just knew not to go into work anymore. Sigh, My 6th sense about something bad happening to me has proven correct yet again. All the good ones quit. Carla, carrie, stacie, uh... I'm sure there's many more. anyway. Took adam home, then went to the bro's house to get a cable cord and my stereo so I gots my dvd and stereo hooked up now, just gotta get my bed, dresser and a few other things out. Man those dogs scared me for a sec. I was like, don't run, they'll chase you, and I didnt' have either of my knives on me (I usually carry 2 on me) so luckily they knew who the greater beast was and left. I'd run if I saw me too, so do most girls... wait... damn me for making fun of myself!

Starting november definately, I'm going to switch to using frames. I'm pretty sure all the browsers out there now are capable of using frames, so I shouldn't have any probs. And if your browser doesn't let you use frames, you got some issues to work on. It's rough work but I got the inspiration from aymee, link seen below with the chicken. Visit her and say hey, thanks for inspiring joe, now his page kicks my ass more than ever! or something of that relevance... k out

10-30-01
Well last night didn't suck much, not much at all. I went to adam's around 10, and we finished watching RAW then we went out to chuck's house and he wasn't there, so we went by denny's and he wasn't there so we went back to adam's and he wasn't there, but bryan said he called like 10 minutes after we left. So we stayed there on the balcony for awhile, then alas, pooh came. We sat up there for about 20 minutes then went to denny's. I was irate because I had talked to sarah earlier that day and she was saying how she may not have anything to do halloween because her friends are jackholes and stuff, and i said she could come with us, and she's like I might, thanks. and that irritates me. She knows she's not going with us, I know she's not going with us, yet my mind won't let it go. anyway. So we go to denny's and yay linda's working, except she's married so I dont' care... we were discussing what to do for halloween, and eventually the idea came to steal a shopping cart and have adam in it at each door we knock or ring, and he can say he's a banana or toilet paper or something. anyway. So we left a little later and went driving around looking for shopping carts. Well we found 2 just sitting behind the krogers near the mall, but they looked too suspicious, just out there near the road, no problem.... so we drove around to look for other ones just in case. Well we kept driving north and passed up kristen's house (TLSWTNTBSITH) and almost got to some other town way up north, we were in park county. Then adam saw some pumpkins. So we drove by like twice, and I really didn't wanna attempt it because we'd lost our killer instinct.... or something. But finally we went, drove up to them, got out, chuck got 2, I got 1 and we were off. Oh yeah, duffman! So we... uh... "found" 3 pumpkins in front of a... uh... gas station pumpkin patch... yeah... Hey they were practically asking for someone to take them, just leaving them out like that. Anyway, later we went back by krogers and were debating on attempting it, but we called it a night, but before that we went back to denny's and gave peggy and kay a pumpkin for the hell of it. they thought the fact that we "found" it was funny. anyway. So we went back to adam's house around 4, and I was itchin to carve one those summabishes up. So I did. I made a pentagram in it, and it turned our darn well if I say so myself, and i do. I'm just that good. I'll have to take a picture of it later. ok I need to make my spongebob costume, but I'm too lazy to do it.. help..

10-31-01
Trick or Treat... Last night pretty much sucked. No trick or treating, chuck had to work till like 11:30 and we didnt' do anything anyway. Chuck and adar got high, adam threw up, katy came over, then her katie and bryan left, and we played soul caliber for awhile. Earlier me and bryan were having at it in soul caliber, both of us doing fairly well. I think I beat him though. I had more wins than he did I believe. Then later I'm playing chuck and rack up a 29-0 record, and adam starts playing using some gay sh*t just mashing buttons not knowing what the hell he's doing, and I get to 33-0 and he beats me then thinks he's god or something. so I left. remember, starting tomorrow Using frames. It's not going to be much different, except you'll have to click a thing that says journal instead of just scrolling down. Just a menu at the top. outie