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November '01

11-01-01
Oh yeah, I'm hype. and what a way to start the new site. Last night we didnt' go trick or treating, so that sucked, but we did go driving around with the intention of smashing some mailboxes, maybe even lighting some ablaze, we had everclear with us so we could use that to torch stuff. So anyway, we're just going up north, taking a slightly different direction than the night we stole the pumpkins, and we're out in the middle of nowhere, turn onto a gravel road, keep going, turn, more gravel, we do this for awhile, then we're going down this road and see like 2 or 3 cars on the side of the road with people standing by them, I guess just hanging out. We had no idea where we were. Then we take another turn, go a little bit and *screech* we see this tunnel with "Hell's Gate" written on it, with a bunch of names and stuff. That was kind of freaky. We were like "um, time to go back" so we turned around and went off, totally not going the way we came because of course chuck was driving, and after awhile we got on some state road, then saw some sign saying we were in Carbon... whatever the hell that is, then off more, End up in brazil, so should be easy getting home right? no, we turned the wrong way and went opposite of terre haute, didn't realize it till we saw a sign saying Indianapolis, 36 miles. eek, we'd gone halfway to indy! So we find our way to 70 and start going towards TH, see a sign that says Terre Haute, 32 or something. good god. Went halfway to indy looking for mailboxes to smash, almost go meet satan himself, and we ended up not smashing a damn thing. oh well. Halloween sucked. Hope the rest of the week is good. Ha! like that'll happen. anyway. out

11-02-01
yesterday I finally moved all my stuff out of my other house... well 99 percent of it. still got 3 britney spears and 3 "sinister" as my dad would say, posters left. Before that however at bowling, me and adam did equally sh*tty, which is odd, because usually one of us or sometimes both shoots 6. but that's ok. Heh, I said shoot 6 like any of you besides my bro and adam know what that means. ok. Hannah wants me oh yeah, we got the eye contact thing down, someday, OH YEAH, DUFFMAN! nevermind me. We also saw 3 affiliates of the peanut butter gang, brittany, tony benefield, who is the leader, and some dude... I forget his name, doesn't matter. So peanut butter has infiltrated our last refuge of non peanut buttery goodness... damn them. After that we went to the old folks home and picked up me mum's van to get all the poo out of my house in one foul swoop. So we do, PappyAJ helps for awhile, with big stuff and junk. Meanwhile me and him are going at it back and forth in a game of verbal make-the-other-one-look-more-stupid-than-he-really-is. Adam couldn't play because he's as dumb as he can get. So that took us about 2 hours to go get the stuff, load it and put it in the old folk's home. Then I took adam home and came back here to get everything set up in me room. Now it's tight as a penny in my dad's hand... for the less intelligent people of the crowd, he's a penny pincher sometimes, thus would be gripping that penny pretty rough. nevermind, jesus christ. Sigh as I'm writing this I get disconnected and it won't reconnect so I'll have to save it and later when MSN doesn't lick sh*t for fun I'll put it up. k I'm back online. anyway. So later I go back to adam's and we play darts for awhile until about 10:30, then we go to blockbuster to drop off these movies chuck got but adam forgot to take back, as usual, he's done the same with a movie I rented. pile of monkey crap. Then dumbass rents more. Blow(pee wee!), Mummy Returns (because the rock is in it), The Watcher (keanu rocks my house down) and uh.. Bone Collector (no comment). so then we go to hardee's to wait for the big yellow bear stuffed with fluff to get off work. He does and as usual, he wants to get high (I was gonna have friends and be cool, but then.... you know) but me and adar wanted to go to denny's, so we decided to go to adam's, they can get high, then go to denny's. of course I knew that wasn't about to happen. We got there and bryan and katie were gone, so I started playing some soul calibur and made chuck's time on arcade mode look like a piece of indonesian monkey crap on an ugly stick. His was 3min, 32 sec. Mine was 2min, 47sec. PH34R M3!!! Dammit I'm going into excruciatingly long detail over little stuff... ok, we go to balcony, bryan and katie come home, they go outside, they decide to get high too, so Gimp goat, pooh, katie and bryan are getting high, and joe's just chillin like a villain givin props to g's in oaktown, my negro. Soon after me and bryan have at it in soul calibur, and I was beating him on a 2 to 1 ratio for quite awhile, the best being 24-12. Then eventually after I'd say the 40th match, I started to slip. I don't know if i was tired or anything, I ended up 33-30 and we stopped. So then dude wants to play Cricket in darts. So I do and I'm beating the poo out of him on that too and he "accidentally" presses the wrong button and shuts it off. So then at 3:30, we go to denny's. Service was bad, but linda was there, again, she was married so I don't care. kay and peggy were there, of course drunk. and stuff. peggy ends up with lots of water poured on her by one of the arabs, bryan talks to waiter guy about cars, uh, take them home, get home at 5. Old man wilson wasn't up so no lectures for me. yay. out

11-03-01
Friday totally nothing happened. I woke up, took shower, mealed, eventually went to bed. Didn't see adar or the yellow wonder all day. but I talked to adam at like 12:30am online though. He said bryan katie justin (katie's bro) one of his friends and another of justin's friend Randi who we know because she worked at hardee's and chuck had asked her out while she was working there and she said he wasn't her type (yeah, because she can see :) hehe) so anyway, they were all drunk. So I sleep and get up for bowling and was supposed to call adam to get him up, I call 3 times and nobody answers so I got a little irate. But when I got to the happy bowling alley his car was already there. Him and ryan were both there before me. I must be slippin' in my old age. Yay we bowled the team with this young'n with boobage and stuff. I did ok, 656 or something, and ryan got a 683, 2 pins lower than me last week, yay. Man, every week it seems like there's more and more ass everywhere to be seen. If only pappy could put them to good use... ok sounding like dirty old men. I can't help it that almost every girl there is under 18. so anyway. I came home after and was watching DBZ and had some chinese and fell asleep for about an hour and a half. it's f'en hot in this house, I thought it was hot in my room, and i have the window open and fan on, but I open the door and a wave of heat hits me. Maybe if my dad wore more than cheesecloth and a smile he'd see what everyone else is talking about. oh well, they're going to evansville tomorrow so I gotta get up early on my own to go to clinton to bowl in the city tournament. 9am, bleh. out. Well it's really 4:11 right now, but I'll put 4:20 because of my gimpy ass cousin commenting on it in the messageboard

Bored...badly...doing nothing... posters on wall won't stay up... get up early tomorrow to bowl crappy...

11-04-01
I hate being kind of psychic. I can't think of any other cases off the top of my head, but the recent one is today around 1:30 I was just thinking "Hey, I wanna watch the Shawshank Redemption, That's a good happy movie" and then like I fell asleep, later after watching Toy Story 2, I turned to tnt and alas, Shawshank is on. See, why I don't like this is because I've had these thoughts, or "visions" if you will that I'm going to get rear ended by a semi someday. I don't know if it'll be my first wreck or if I'll die, I just see me at a red light and some dipsh*t rear ends me because he's trying to find some dixie chicks or Hank Williams Jr. on the radio. Stupid hicks. Anyway. Woke up at like 8:10, was supposed to pick adam up for the city tournament at a little before 8, so i'm like poo. get ready, go to the apartment, knock, knock, knock, 5 minutes later nobody's answering. So I leave and drive to clinton to bowl. ryan wasn't there for some reason, but we'd already gotten a sub, so I had to tell tharon, the lady who runs the show, that adam wasn't showing up, so we had to find another sub, and we did. some little kid, probably 12... sigh. Bowled against brittanie chandler, aww yeah. i did fairly well, 637. We bowled next to this team of 5 young'ns, all look like high school freshmen, I'd have taken all but 1 to school :) the 1 exception wasn't ugly, but was the least attractive compared to the others. Dammit, see, I sound bad, they should make a movie called Shallow Joe. Except they'd make me see a chimp as a hot chick. ok. get home, parents are gone to the casino *shock* and I fall asleep, wake up around 4:30, adam had messaged me for like an hour, or tried to. I was asleep. He woke up at like 10. yeah, good time. We're planning on a happy little social gathering at adam's sometime next week because bryan and katie are going to florida for a week. Yay. it's almost like my parents being gone, except at adam's. Ok well I guess I'm done here. Aloha means goodbye, war furball, out

11-06-01
I added a Nedstat thing, to see just who comes and goes to my site from where. Idea from aymee, thank you, and Go To Her Site because it's good too, almost as good as mine. :) heh, actually better, she's put a lot more effort into it, and she goes to denny's when she can too, so she can't be THAT bad. anyway... Let's see... nothing happened sunday, didn't see or hear from adam or chuck, then today I woke up at like 5pm, and my ma got on me case about not raking the leaves. Stupid yard. Later chuck and adam came by, and they left, took shower, went to adam's to watch, na na naaa, Women's Pro Bowling. I could watch bowling all day. Well watched it, watched monday night raw, played darts, beat adam like the fool he is, uhh... adam and chuck got high, went to denny's, peggy and linda working, yay. Charlie wants to go into business selling... bibles... and small lost puppies....... anyway. He didnt' say any "intelligent" things so no new Dr. Charles says: just yet, but dont' worry, he'll come around soon :) well I've been thinking about writing a few more stories, but not half non fiction, half fiction like I have been writing, just short stories I wanna write. I may be writing a screenplay soon too, that is if aymee gives me the go ahead of course. No pay though, darn. well guess that's it. I wanna get up early to get a haircut tomorrow, get rid of this semi-mullet I got. out

Hi again. I'm going to add 4 new pictures for the hell of it. I'm bored I guess. just some mala and pookie. Man, chuck came by around 4 and we went to the mall. jesus w. christ why are there so many young'ns there when we go. I mean, everywhere, couldn't escape, no sir. ass ass ass. ok. even at revolutions had some. chuck got a bowl for all the "tobacco" he smokes. we went to lowe's so chuck could try and find supplies to make a home-made bong, but he didn't get anything. Left, came back home. He left. updating page. If I didn't have any inhibitions about it, I'd be in jail for statutory, I can tell... damn me :)

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11-07-01
Father is pissing me off. Whenever I leave he goes into my room and takes down 3 of 6 posters. 3 are britney spears, 3 are sort of darker, more serious posters which can easily be misconstrued as satanic. Guess which ones he takes down... yes the pop princess lives on, while the others are cast down, like he's a rabbi or something. anyway. chuck came back like a half hour later and then we left to find adam, couldn't, and then he went to menard's up north to try and find supplies again for his bong, but 45 minutes later still had nothing. went back to adam's, he was home, stayed there for awhile, playing darts and watching battlebots and the such, bryan and katie got back and she called justin, her bro and they were gonna go to denny's. This girl justin's Watching The Patriot with Randi is suspected of taking one of katie's rings, so she wanted to go to denny's and beat her arse. Bryan didn't want her to and this and that, then she tried to like sneak out to go anyway and tried some lame excuse like telling bryan to go get her a sweatshirt in their room and she had one on, and she took it off *boobies* well she had another shirt on but still... ok well he wasn't buying it and this and that, finally they went. Later chuck brought me back home and here I are. yay. I'm gonna put the picture of the "offensive" posters up in a minute. l8r

Stupid dad. Today I get up early, 1pm and go get a haircut so I no longer have a mullet, but it's cut way too short on the sides. sigh. and then I get back and rake all the front yard and bag it myself, and before I'm done father decides to come outside and tells me once i'm done, do the litterbox, something about a bag in back, and... something else I forget. I'm out there raking, bagging, and he's on his way to hardee's giving me more orders... well adam tells me katie's bro, justin, the leader of the newly formed group, the buccaneers (because justin has a wooden leg :) doesn't like adam because he supposedly started rumors and so on and so forth. And the peanut butter gang wants to beat his ass, so it's Peanut Butter Gang VS The Buccaneers, IQ Club VS The Buccaneers, and IQ Club VS Peanut Butter Gang. Man, the iq club's future looks bleak, but we'll prevail. ok. I guess I'm done ranting. I don't wanna bowl tomorrow or this weekend, my hair sucks severely

11-08-01
oh man, family guy and the tick are just good. great. yay. ok. Well went to bowling, but adam didn't show up because he has a $5000 paper weight in a car shape. anyway. So I bowled alone, but next to hannah yay, and amanda wasn't even there, more yay. See I dont' hate her, it's just akward with her being there. Anyway. Adam calls while I'm bowling and I go to his house after and we drop off his car at this place to get looked at tomorrow, then went to the mall and walked around. he got a cd, The Wash, the soundtrack from the movie. and I got a marilyn manson cd with a bunch of really old songs on it. Good stuff. We saw tiffany carithers in the place that used to be camelot. she's hot. ok. lots of other young'ns everywhere as usual. And so then we went to hardee's and a few minutes after we got there ben, one of the peanut butter gang affiliates came in and asked adam about pegleg and randi and stuff. So Buccaneers look like they're going to get a talkin' to in the form of an asskicking from the peanut butter gang. He left then we mealed and they were talking about driving around tonight getting high, so no plans for joe. joy. So chuck adam and some other monkies are going to drive around and I'm going to watch pookie lick herself. At least I got to watch family guy and the tick. The tick is a lot better than i thought it would be, I forget the chick's name... something america or amazing or something... anyway, boobies. BatManuel is awesome. heh. ok I'm done. away with ye

11-09-01
Man, my journal thing was all messed up, found that I had a 10 instead of 11 on the 4th and 5th entry, and had two 11-07-01 entries. you people gotta tell me this stuff man. egad. anyway. Today me and adam went to pre-bowl for saturday because we have to bowl in the city tournament saturday. Dani McCarty was there. what an ass. I'd describe it as a jennifer lopez ass, only not as big, but just as nice :) ok. so I did pretty well and adam sucked and blamed his ball and the lanes, not thinking it could be HIM that was the problem, but of course it can't be him, he's so damn good right, he can always beat me, unless I'm actually trying. anywhoo, that's about it. He's gonna clean himself up and we may do something later I dunno. gotsa go to the atm to get some cashe. out

11-11-01
Sigh I'm bored and only updating for the hell of it. Well adam's a bum, chuck's a dumbass. that's about all I got out of this weekend. I was talking to adam online some time and he's like "well I'll get off here and take a shower, brb" and gets offline and I wait like a half hour, go to a gas station, get some gas, and go to the apartment and dude's still not showered. he's becoming charlie. Dirty, smelly and dependent on weed. What a winner. Yesterday I had to get up early to bowl in the city tournament again, it sucked. me and ryan were like the only people there above 16 years old. I asked ryan about the friendly social gathering where kool-aid and fresh baked cookies will be consumed.... he said he might and I'm supposed to call him. Nothing went on yesterday. Today about the same. I watched like the first half of the dolphins/colts game then went to adam's to see the rest. Dolphins win, yay. I knew they would, then later bowling came on awwwwww yeah. I could watch bowling all day. and so after that I decided to come home where I am now. bored. This girl erin who adam talks to online, who is friends with the girl he bought his car off of is supposed to come to the party and bring some friends, and chuck was mad because he was supposed to work friday and wouldn't be able to p1mp on her friends till after 11:30. That boy sure gives himself a lot of credit. For smelling like a pig-dog ass and having the personality of an ill-tempered sea bass, he thinks he's god's gift to women... gag gift maybe. oh well. done

11-13-01
Sigh, I get this letter from Capital One, my credit card people, and has like 2 papers with arbitration all over them, things for arbitration hotlines or whatever, and something about court and jury and sh*t, but doesn't say jack sh*t about what it's for. I guess arbitration is a bad thing. I guess paying your bill on time and never going over your limit is a crime these days. Guess you're supposed to overuse it. Maybe they think because i'm so responsible with it that I must be a criminal who's very clever and must be linked to all sorts of terrorist cells. Anyway. Supposed to go to the mall today but adam and chuck haven't come by at all, so I'm going to laugh my happy head off if adam gets back online and says they went there, or that chuck didn't want to go or something. Lately chuck's been a b*tch and whines when he doesn't get his way, and is like getting irate with people because he couldn't find any weed the past like 2 days. he did last night. anyway. He thinks the world was built and revolves around him. And lately adam's making that true. If chuck wants to do something, adam will go along with it, if he doesn't want to do something, adam won't. Adam is now chuck's b*tch. adam explains it at his site, so you can go there and look at it. anyway. Stupid capital one, I haven't gotten a bill from them, so I guess by me not getting it, it gives them the right to try and sue me or something. I dunno. oh well. It's the only way god would have it, isn't it? Praise the lord, amen. yeeha. oh well again.

Heh, nevermind. that thing was just about them changing some sort of policies, and was just letting me know. no legal actions. yay. Well went to adam's and bryan and katie were arguing like mofos in their bedroom and me and adam played darts for awhile. Eventually we got to the mall. Didn't get anything. kind of slow, noone there. I went home from there and adam and chuck went back to adam's to suck on chuck's d*ck again. I may go back to adam's in a little bit, but not if they won't do anything because they like sucking on charlie's d*ck too much.

11-15-01
hi. I wasn't going to update, I was going to go to sleep and bowl and then maybe update, but I will because I wanna toss out me and adar's idea for fun now. well let's see... Yesterday I woke up at like 12:30pm and started listening to jim rome, and he had andy benes of the st. louis cardinals on there so I listened, then I noticed Mother wasn't in the vicinity of the house, which usually is normal but she took the day off, so I look outside and she's raking leaves. Sigh, my concience or however the fack you spell it, got the better of me and so I went out there and helped. Raked like 2/3 of the yard. Got done about 2:30 and didnt' do much. Cleaned myself up, and saw adam online and he said he was going to go pick up chuck, and I wanted to go. Adam came by and we went to the hundred acre wood but I didnt' get to see amy, chuck and adam were outside when I got there and we left. Operation: Stare At Amy's Butt And Think Of Bad Things To Do With Her was a failure today. We went to hardee's so chuck could get his check, then him and adam went to kroger's to get it cashed, and I went home because they were just going to wait to call billy and see about getting like $125 of weed and I didn't want any part of it. I'm at home for like ever and finally go to adam's about 10:30 and played darts for a bit. Bryan cheats I hate him... I should've won. anyway, so later me, adam and pooh are on the balcony, pooh and adam sucking on chuck's d*ck again, and chuck goes inside. Me and adam start talking about all the happy times we had at pizza inn and talking about judy and gib and chris(yessssss) and stuff, so we decided to get jobs together again somewhere. some poopy place where we'll have a lot of leisure time to goof off again. The co-workers will grow to like it, or there's going to be some skulls to crack. So we're going to look for a job that's not so great, just a place to meet new people and have happy fun like we did at pizza inn, even if it doesn't pay all that great. We're thinking places like putt putt, but that's too far away, and maybe vigo bowl. Then I thought about being a party coordinator at bowling center (amy's job :) but I dunno. When we went back inside chuck wanted me to take him home, so i'm like ok. Then adam wants to ride along too. Sigh. road trip I guess. Took chuck home, took adam home, came home, Updating this thingy. Bowling today later. yay, hannah rocks my house down, must strike while the striking's good.... and the party for friday is looking like it's just going to be called off, not like anyone would show up anyway. so yeah. another great iq club moment in party history. guess that's it........... k . out

Sigh my dad's a f*cking retard again. I was just chillin in my room, listening to jim rome and I notice there's 4 posters in the discard pile instead of the 3 I remembered, so I look and it's my ghost rider poster that was in my old room. That thing was up in there for like 4 or 5 years, and now all of a sudden he feels he needs to take it down. I swear to god if he wasn't like 80 years old I'd beat the sh*t out of him. For such an extreme pedophile, he sure does seem like he has high christian values and the such. Stupid f'en old man. Now I'm pissed and I'm going to put my posters back up, he can eat sh*t and die.

11-16-01
I'm bored so I'm writing... chuck was doing crank earlier... his cousin patrick (PJ) came by and bought some weed off him, and I'm guessing they're going to smoke it out of Peej's buddah-shaped bong. oh well. Looking forward to bowling tomorrow, jamie price and dani mccarty, OH Yeah!, duffman. k that's it

11-19-01
hi. well bowling against jamie and dani wasn't as fun as I had hoped, yes fun to look at, but otherwise boring. ryan wasn't there so no entertainment. Later we went to the mall and I saw Stephanie Fuqua there, just kind of waved at each other. stupid marriage, anyway, ashley (see walrus.txt) works at Journey, the shoe place, just a fyi. hmm... yesterday I went to adam's about 6, after watching some of Snatch and seeing that the dolphins had lost. sigh. Can't seem to beat the jets, ever. Marino where are you. 'Twas the pay per view, which would decide the fate of the wwf and ecw/wcw alliance. WWF won of course. Chuck came by, we started playing darts and I was doing bad and when I went to get my darts off the board the board kind of fell so I got upset and broke all my darts. yay. Then went to the gas station, got some of the good gas and then to denny's. It was ok, didn't stay all that long because charlie wanted to go home early because he had to work at like 5 in the morning. Pegleg justin and his wench randi came in, but nothing happened. After looking at peggy's butt for awhile, we left and I got some lotto tickets, won $5, yay. I'm looking forward to 8pm tonight, the premiere of manson's new video, Tainted Love, which is also going to be a Making The Video, so a half hour of mansony goodness, I'm going to tape it. yay. Me and adam and probably chuck are supposed to look for jobs tuesday, so tuesday we're going to go to adam's, go to the mall, walk around for a half hour and go back to adam's, with absolutely nothing accomplished. Anyway. I thought I had a lot more to say than that, but I guess I didn't. out. Oh wait, for our out of state readers, Saturday after I got home from bowling, I looked on the news and they had this thing going on with 2 suspicious briefcases at the 5/3 bank near the mall and they were thinking they might have bombs or bio weapon stuff in them, so they had like evacuated everything within a few blocks of the mall just in case, but it ended up being nothing. just a hoax. A bad one at that. Yay terre haute has the fbi snooping around now. Adam and chuck say they're not going to do weed anymore..... that'll last another 3 days. I can see adam cracking before chuck though, he's got some issues and thinks because he doesn't have the movie star life he has to smoke the pot to "take the edge off the day" even though nothing bad happened. ok, well now I'm out, for real this time, seriously.... no wait... just kidding, hahahahahhahahahahahahha..... k bye....... seriously...

11-20-01
Aww yeah, updated iq club photograph, although it's not really all that good in my own opinion, but we took it with probably enough alcohol in our bloodstreams to be tossed in jail if caught driving, so we didn't drive. Last night was almost entertaining. I went to adam's around 9:30 after watching manson's new video, tainted love, awwwwwwwwwww yeah. and later chuck came by and he wanted me to go to willy goat's to get some alcohol, but I didn't wanna go, so chuck left to go get billy, they came back a lot later with beer and mike's hard lemonade, in case one of us lost a limb. But by that time I had already made some of Grampappyjoe's Cough Medicine, everclear and kool-aid. So it was all good. beena while since I were tipsy, but it was a fun happy time, until adam puked anyway. still haven't thought of a place to find a job yet, dammit. out.

11-22-01
All Y'all are lucky I'm updating this, I wasn't going to but now I guess I will because I'm so f'en extremely bored. Anyway. Last night was pretty much the same as the 20th's entry, except I puked instead of adam. I just wasn't feeling right at all and I knew I was going to toss my cookies. So I fall asleep. I wake up around noon, say screw it, and go back to sleep, wake up at 1, said screw it, went back to sleep, woke up at 2 with adam on the phone with someone and I hear him tell chuck "we're going to have a visitor" and it was going to be kristie, bryan's ex. yay. I sat on the balcony for awhile then went inside, After getting some watered ass down poor excuse for coffee adam made, I was sitting in the big comfy chair and kristie came in. She was excited to see mala and ziggy wouldn't go near her. Cats are stupid and don't have any loyalty, except pookie. Pookie is the sh*t. So anyway, kristie stayed for about a half hour then left, then I left shorty after. Got home and saw my pa had gone to evansville to gamble away more money that he could've simply given me, then my mom came home. From then on nothing really happened. I talked to sarah for a little bit, she's going to rochester indiana to be with her grandma. adam's going to illinois, chuck's, well chuck doesn't really matter in this scenario. So I'm going to be bored. GrampappyAj suggested putting my ball in the oven to get the oil that had collected on it, off it. yeah. He and misty are bowling in this thing at vigo tomorrow at 5:30, so I'll probably go out of boredom. Looking forward to mealing tomorrow, awww yeah. guess I'll leave off here, my computer's being jewish and is slowing down for some reason, stupid jew thing, jew in all aspect, my computer needs a uh... what are those doilies the jews use for hats.. I dunno, anyway, out.

11-23-01
I'll open with my usual "I wasn't going to update this, but..." I remembered something about denny's last night that I thought I'd share, so I might as well put in everything else. Thanksgiving wasn't all bad. I woke up around 4 and got cleaned up and went to vigo bowl to watch grampappyaj and misty bowl. Before I went my mom was like "are you going anywhere tonight? other than bowling because if not I thought I'd let you have a wine cooler or a mudslide".... wine cooler or mudslide... a nice gesture, but uh, if it's less than 80 proof, pappy isn't interested. So I went to vigo and watched and after awhile I saw Stephanie Fuqua bowling a few lanes down. After my bro and misty were done, I was going to leave and saw my bro talking to stephanie and I'm assuming her man. I stalled, and when bro and dude dispersed I went and said hi and she called me stuck up. Heh, I guess she saw me come in and was offended I didn't go say hi or anything. I explained how I didn't see her when i came in and didn't even notice her till like the second or third game. So I guess she accepted that. Left, went home, and bro and misty came like 10 minutes later and we mealed like a mofo. Old Man Wilson criticized my tongue piercing and saying how only white trash have tattoos and piercings. Sorry chuck and adam, you're white trash. They left about 10 and I was bored at home and went out for a drive and I thought the night was just going to suck from then on. but about a quarter after 1 I heard someone tapping on the window in the den so I went to the door and alas it was pooh. He wanted to go to denny's so who am I to disagree? I called adam's and left a message saying we'd be at denny's. After about 20 minutes adam pulls in and sits, saying how darn tired he was and chuck notices he has some pictures and he shows them. *gasp* when he had gone to his relatives, his uh I think cousin john's wife gave adam some pictures she got at the airport. None other than... Rob Van Damme, Big Show, Farooq and Bradshaw, x-pac, Edge, the Rock, and Taz. Awwwww yeah. I dislike his relatives. heh. They only got the pictures because john's wife is hot as f*ck. if it were me or adam trying to get pictures they'd flip us off. So anyway. that's about it. Came home. I wanna go bowling but nobody else seems to think the idea to keen. out

11-24-01
My friends are f*cking retards. that is all.

11-25-01
Ok I guess I'll elaborate on yesterday's lengthy and informative post. As you may know I bowl on saturday mornings in a league, but lately it's been sucking some arse because nobody on my team shows up anymore. I know one dude quit, ryan is a gamble any week, but adam should be there like every week. and chuck, well screw chuck. he sucks anyway. But they don't show up because they like to smoke weed and stay up till 5:30 and expect to get up at 8. Adam said he got up at 8 but didn't feel right, so he didn't bowl. Well gee thanks, always glad to be bored off my ass bowling against dumbsh*ts. The only brightside is that krisinda had on these lovely tight pants. 15. gosh. anyway. I made a few minor adjustments to the menu, in case you hadnt' quite noticed yet, if you're still feeling the effects of the weed you probably smoked less than an hour ago (adam) so I guess I'm done... yeah

11-27-01
Sunday night after watching the bears accidentally win, me and adam went to denny's. It was surprisingly ok considering it was just us 2 and stuff. Usually we talk for awhile and then it gets all quiet because we run out of things to talk about, but no, talk talk talk. It could've only been better if chuck was there to give me a new Dr Charles Says quote because I haven't gotten one in awhile, he's just not showing his stupidity anymore. Monday nothing really happened. I went to adam's around 11:30 and he wanted to watch the football game despite it having no value at all, and then it eventually got to like 1:30 so I knew we weren't going to go anywhere. Adam got hungry and wanted to go get something, just not at denny's, and then he's like "dude, will you take me to a gas station?".... uh.. dude has a car but he says stuff like bryan and katie taking his cigarettes and all this other crap, and I'm still like, what the hell does any of that have to do with you not wanting to drive? so I took him, but he said we'd go to denny's tonight and he'd buy me lotto tickets,a wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww yeah. scratch off tickets rock my house down. After I took him and dropped him off at home, I went home and slumbered. I woke up around 3:30 and went to drop the kids off at the pool and adam called. He and Dr. Charles were going to go to pizza inn to talk to greg and lynn, the coolest people alive... that work at pizza inn. So I told him I'd meet him there. Take shower, go and we stay there till about 5. Then went to the mall to get job applications, for real this time. I ended up getting 2, Suncoast and Foot Locker. I'll probably only turn in the suncoast one though. This guy we know works there, aaron winemiller. Adam and chuck got like 7 or 8. As we were leaving the mall we decided to go to the pet store near Pharmor to get apps, and we went and played with happy animals and looked at the young'ns working there and before we left I got pookie a $5 wind up spider thing, you pull a string and it jumps around for like 10 seconds. Pookie doesn't want to play with it.... and adam and chuck got applications. I came home and tried to show pookie her new fun toy which she rejected and sniffed. And thus here I be, kind of bored but ok. I better go to denny's tonight or adam's getting a fractured skull. denny's good. Coffee good.

11-28-01
Ahhh, there's nothing like having friends who stick with you through thick and thin, who will wait that extra 10 minutes for you to get there before they go to the mall. Anyone know where I can find some? Charlie and Charlie's Bitch were going to go to the mall to turn in their applications, and so adam, err I mean charlie's bitch says dude come over, we're about to go. So I get ready and stuff and get offline, and then charlie's bitch calls at 6:15 and says "are you going to come over?" yeah "well then hurry up because we're about to leave" I got there at 6:25 and they were already gone. yep yep. so f*ck them. they can suck on each other's d*ck all they want. Stupid f*cking morons. I can see adam coming up with some gay excuse like charlie kept whining so he just went. You see adam has no spine. If charlie wants something, all he has to do is whine at adam for like... 2 minutes and he'll get his way, thus his new nickname, charlie's bitch. k bye

Oh and my aol instant messenger says it can't find my buddy list at the moment, so more good news. yay

11-29-01
aww yeah, I'm god again. got another e-mail read on Jim Rome:

dear rome,

come on, give me a little more credit than that, I'd never hit a woman... she uh, fell down the stairs of my single story trailer and got the black eye, then she walked into the door that she couldn't see because my fist, err uh the stairs hit her.

toothless, shirtless, overweight peice of crap
Yesss. Some people may think I'm nuts "wow some dude I never heard of read your e-mail on his radio show" yeah, nationally broadcast radio show, with hundreds of people sending in e-mails. oh well... happy me. It was after jim's COPS take where he talks about the white trash on cops and the wife that always comes outside with the split lip telling them not to arrest her husband, and the dirty shirtless kids with their bowl haircuts and rattails. heh. oh man. gold. pure gold.