November

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11-2-00
Hello Children, It's November. Hopefully a new month will bring a new stroke of luck. Doubt it. Sorry for no entries the 30, 31st or the 1st. Just not enought ime to write. Well I did have the time, but I was just tired. Getting home from denny's the past week (I think we have been there every night since saturday.... I think...) at about 3 am is just kinda tiring. Well let's see... Halloween, me, triple k and gimp goat dressed up and went trick or treating. What gay fun. We went to gimp's old neighborhood, up by rae park. Ok as I write this, triple k stopped in and my dad says "hey look, twins" which I promptly said "go to hell" (for grampappy did not like being compared to triple k) so he got all mad and told me never to say it again and if I did he'd throw me out and make me homeless. Of course he would never do that because I would kill him.... whether you took that seriously or not is your own business. Well anyways. ON halloween we went to adam's old neighborhood and snooped around his old house and went into the garage where it was a bit dark so we used a lighter to see around, then adam said he saw something in the corner and we were looking then something made a squeeking noise and knocked over some stuff behind us. Scared the monkey poo out of gimp and triple k. Becuase I'm god I wasn't disturbed. We assume it was a rat. Anyways. Then we went to sarah's neighborhood later, and no sign of her. But they were plenty generous witht he candy. They kind of assumed we would be the last ones, so they gave us a buttload. The whole street did. yay. And then I accidentally took adam and chuck to my ex, amanda's house, and they went to the door and I waited in my car and they came back giggling like two schoolgirls with their thumbs up their ass, and I asked what happened and they said her mom answered the door and figured out who they were becuase triple k decided to wear face paint instead of a mask, moron, then she's like "Well where's the other one?" and they're like, OH we don't hang out with joe anymore, he turned into an asshole. . . . . . .... HAHAHAHHAA, I have great friends whom I can rely on and trust to the fullest extent. stupid pig f*ckers. Anyways... hmm... well we made a camp fire at chuck's that night and had hot dogs... needless to say that sucked, stupid fire. stupid hot dogs. anyways. Went to dennys later, had some black face paint around my eyes, looked like a racoon. I am god though so it was funny. I tried to get video tape of triple k's sister, soccer girl, but my stupid camera wouldn't work!!!!!!!.... at least my digital camera still does, but I didn't have it with me. ahhaa. There was this girl across the street from chuck's and me and adam were wondering how old she was, I mean, she didn't look so bad, but haha..... 12.... my god, we're going to end up in prison before we're 24... well anyways. nothing happened yesterday.... dont' think...... went to dennys again. even though brian, kay, mark and brooke are gone, we like the replacements, erin and niki. Hrm... well hells bells.... tomorrow I'm getting off work early, well not really.... going in 2 hours early, getting off 2 hours early.... so I can bowl in this gimpy little thing with my bro, the infamous Grampappy AJ. So... ok... Going to dennys again tonight... I'm kinda still wondering if I should get my tongue pierced or not.

Oh, and don't listen to Jim Rome, he bashed bowling. The bastard.

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11-4-00

Well last night went to this glow bowling adult/youth thing and bowled with grampappy aj. We did decent, dani mccarty was there and she like came by me and said hi and I'm like "Hi, where are you bowling" and she just kinda walked away... I mumble a lot. Stupid lack of annunciating. Oh well. This morning went to bowling, pretty tired, went to bed about 4:30 am last night, and we were bowling next to dani's team and she's like "hi" and I kinda look and say hi, not too enthusiastically since I'm tired, and she's like "hu must not like me" and she darn well knows I do, so I'm just trying to explain that I was tired. Anywhoo, sarah wasn't there of course, that might've accidentally made my day decent. So nothing else happened. Well jamie did look nice up close too. Ok well. after I got home, absolutely nothing happening till about 10:30 when I was rudely woken up by william calling. I fell asleep about 6:30 and stuff.. I said I was tired. anyways. went to denny's, sat in the back, we were having gay happy time. Not really. Well Eran, the little blonde waitress, sat in the booth next to ours with Nikki's b/f and some other d00d. She was conversing with us and junk and I had my head on the table and she's like saying I should get sleep and was next to me and junk. Then she was explaining why she had a wet spot on her shirt, b/c she was taking a drink of something someone under 21 shouldn't drink, but anyway, then the guy driving punched it and made her spill it. So I'm like "It was probably because you were already drunk" and she couldn't hear me because I still mumble, and she leans closer and asks what I said, I say it again and she hit me! Not seriously though. anyways. As I've said before, it's fun seeing heaven's gate knowing you're going to hell. The gate was seen many times tonight, and we knew we were still never gonna get there. I had THE most perfect opportunity to get a niiiiice picture of eran's ass but haha, god knew I didn't bring my camera. she was leaning over her table for something. wow. ok anyways. Later that night adam was burning stuff in an ash tray and the waitress (bitch) came and gave us a different one and took that one from us and went into the back with it still ablaze. we thought she was just taking it out of the way, then the manager comes out with it, still on fire, and is like "I understand you lit this" and I'm like, yeah. and he's saying "This isn't a playground, it's a business, and this coming in and drinking coffee all night just isn't cutting it. If there's a line, we're going to have to ask you to leave" like the little f*4cking bald guy he is.... jesus christ, all he had to do was say "please don't light things in the ash trays, and if we have people waiting on a table and you've been here awhile, we'll have to ask you to go so others can eat" and not be a dick about it. Anyways. Eran assured us he's all talk and we didn't have to worry about anything. It then hit me that the pig f*cker was talking only to me, and not adam, who lit the damn thing and put stuff in it to keep it going. So anywhoo. we leave a little bit later adn comment next time we should bring in a frisbee and swing from the lights. Then after we left I went to willy goat's and bought his gee-tar for $25. It's a little generic thing, but i just wanted something to learn to play on. if I ever decide I'm any good at all, then I'll spring for an electric and an amp. The waitress even charged us for drinks!!!!!! nobody ever charges us! needless to say she got a sh*tty tip. like $1.50 compared to the 6 or 7 we give the others like eran, nikki and the former kay, brian and brooke. Well I think that's about it. My parents going to illinois for the night tomorrow, so I can rock the house down on my gee-tar all I want.

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11-6-00

G'day mate! Did you know you can get the cops called on you at denny's for having coffee? Neither did I but apparently last night when me adam and william went there, about 10 minutes after we got there the manager felt the need to call the cops on us (didn't give a reason) but our waitress told him we weren't doing anything so he didn't. It spawned from saturday night when we were sitting in the back and had put some paper and stuff in the ash tray and lit it. So we're just watching it, and the waitress comes over, brings us a new ash tray and takes the one with the fire in it and goes in the back. I thought she was just going to put it out or something, then a middle aged balding stout fellow came to our table and asked me if I had lit the fire, I was like yea, ..... what the hell am I doing, ok I already wrote about this and forgot. That's how tired I am when I write this stuff people. anyways. So they were going to actually call the cops on us. How dare we go to denny's on a regular basis, I mean, what do we think it is, a restaurant or something? geez. we're just morons I guess. This never happened when kay and brian and brooke and mark still worked there. Not that I would give up nikki or eran. speaking of, nikki came in last night before we found out we were going to be fugitives, and she was mad because he car was overheated or something b/c her moron of a boyfriend, he actually looks as dumb as he really is, messed with something in her car. So she sat with us waiting for him to get there. She commented that she knew me from somewhere, which I cleverly responded in my own quick-wit thinking "yeah, I was here last night" and she gave a small chuckle and called me a smart ass. I think that's weird because the night she started, I could've swore I knew her from somewhere else, but I didn't know where from. then she says she knows me from somewhere. i dunno. Anyways. Nothing going on at all as usual. God is trying to get us arrested to take away our denny's. That's all we have left people. Our lives consist of work and denny's. This is sad. Please help out gimp goat and grampappy with a social life. we can't help it, people we know just decide not to include us with anything. I know a lot of people, but the only ones who actually want to do anything are adam, chuck and william.... Jesus christ. I guess when god was handing out lives, I was using the bathroom.

11-7-00

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11-9-00

What's up my niggaz? er, homeys. I'm not even going to write about how boring the last two days were. Well, yes I will. Tuesday I got home from work, and nothing. Absolutely nothing. Adam and/or chuck never stopped by. I went to bed at... sit down... 11:45. Oh dear god, That's the first time I've gone to bed before midnight since I don't know how long. Then last night adam graces me with his presence. Turns out he was at speedway till 4am entertaining crista with her frined george by wearing stupid stuff like air fresheners, those big ass gloves they sell at gas stations, goggles, whatever they had. So Grampappy went to bed at 11:45 so adam could wear gloves and air fresheners............ no comment. That boy would eat sh*t just to get a girl to notice him. Anyways..... last night we went to millennium to play some poo'. Nothing else happened... I guess that's about it.... haha. see what you missed? har har. Oh, I did happen to get some nice pictures of pookie :) so snoop around for those. Tonight is Denny's night. we haven't been there since monday I believe, so we're long overdue. We miss eran and nikki. Anyways. L8r monkey.

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11-11-00

Hi. How are you. I'm dandy. wait no I'm not. Well last night we went to millennium and played poo' and I lost every game because I like knocking in the 8 ball before I'm supposed to. Today at bowling sarah was late so I didn't notice she was there until she came behind me and hit me on the back and sat at my table. She came to my lanes a lot and junk so it was a decent day. UNTIL I went to bowl in the city tournament and HAHAHHAHA I walk into the bowling alley and guess who the first person I see is, come on guess.... amanda. hahahahaha... I made it a point not to make eye contact and walked right by her. I'm sure she didn't mind. Well we bowled crappy. One guy on my team got grounded for setting the pro shop on fire, so this girl on sarah's team, Stephanie Wei...soemthing subbed for him. She's nice too. Reminds me of a goth though. Oh well. We sucked. So came home and nothing going on. Tonight I believe we're going to denny's. Oh and at millennium there was this really tall hot blonde girl with insanely tight pants on. Looked about 18. Of course she was there because I forgot my camera. Har har. Oh and at denny's thursday all the waitresses including eran and nikki were mad at the managers b/c they didn't like us. The only waitress there who doesn't like us is the "c*nt"(as described by two of the other waitresses) who got us in trouble last monday. Oh and nikki and eran were wearing stuff that looked a little too small for them. ha, as I said before about the gates of heaven and knowing you'll never get in. great. Nikki's boyfriend pisses me off. He's stupid, looks like a rat, and broke her car. Yet she still goes out with him. yay. life is fair. God forbid a halfway intelligent guy has a girlfriend. I guess it's just that girls want to feel superior so they date dipsh*ts. Oh saw Stephanie Fuqua at the bowling alley. She has her tongue pierced too. that sucks. I want to get mine done but I'm still a scared little chipmunk about it. She said it didn't hurt. This little female said it didn't hurt...... ok... well.... anyways. I guess that's about it for now. I don't think anything else happened.

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11-15-00

Hiya again. Yet another installment of "Joe's stupid ass life" Well last night we went to millennium and denny's. Stayed till about 3:30 am. Willy Goat's still considering moving to kansas for that job and I guess me and adam are going to have to club him and hold him hostage until the job is no longer available. I mean, who would we possibly get to get our alcohol, err...

Oh dear god... my page has been cut off for some reason.... GOD I FUCKING HATE YOU.... so much work gone... *sob* Well I guess I'll be starting from the 15th on.... Gotta rebuild a buncha crap now. dammit. This may take awhile. be patient.

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11-22-00
hahahha. a big fat section of my page is gone.... sigh. Well for some reason I just don't have the ambition to continue this...... but I will. Later. I gotta rebuild at the moment.

11-24-00
Well I decided to put the guestbook thing back on after the stupid thing 2 days ago..... sigh. Well turkey day came and went. Not so bad. Willy goat got the job at denny's. He starts tuesday. So I know where we'll be tuesday allllll night. It was pig-dog's 11th birthday yesterday. I didn't get to see her :( Chuck got a tattoo on his left arm. It's supposed to be thorns with an ankh in the middle. It wasn't worth the $150 he dished out for it. It was funny when he and soccergirl got into a fight and she hit his arm with the tv remote. heh. Speaking of which, chuck's been getting irritated lately b/c me and adam mention soccergirl a lot. He just can't accept the fact that his jailbait of a sister is actually somewhat attractive, despite being a porter. Soccer does a body good. he :) anyways. Social gathering at adam's tonight. yay. more kool-aid and yahtzee!!!!!

11-25-00
Hi. Tip: Don't get up in the morning to bowl with a hangover. It's not cool. Well last night pretty much sucked. It was ok until I puked a few times. Somehow charlie won this one.... only god knows why. Mmmk, the girl adam invited didn't show up, and she was going to bring friends. The girl I invited didn't show up. So none of her friends either. So the only person besides me, adam, chuck and william that showed up was the girl charlie works with. She was pretty decent, and in a drunken stupor chuck kinda put his hands in places they shouldn't be. So chuck won. I never thought I'd experience that day... wish I'd have gotten pictures but I forgot my camera at home. I ended up being driven home by adam in my car while I'm curled up in the passanger seat trying to sleep. heh. Stupid alcohol. I'm thinking about not doing that anymore too. Well I added the scrolling thingy at the top just so you people know if I added anything since the last time you stopped by. All 2 of you. Oh and after I left bowling this morning, gimp goat and triple k came over about an hour later and said they went to vigo and I wasn't there but they saw sarah and she said "Tell joe thanks for not saying bye when he left" haha. Yep, that's my life. So I pretty much ended up with just a headache and watching the BattleBots amrathon on comedy central all day. I'm really under the weather. and nothing's going on tonight except playing pool later, but not till after like 11:30 b/c adam doesn't get off work till 10 and chuckles H. J. Clown doesn't get off till about 11. I'm trying to figure out how to get my counter back on the bottom. Stupid thing. I can't remember what to put for it. Know what's weird... when i've drank a bit too much, I get sick when I hear things. Like I was ok laying outside on charlie's truck, and then when they came out and were like "joe are you ok?" all loud because they're stupid and obnoxious, I just had to puke. same thing when I went inside and they were like "D00d, are you gonna be alright?" and upchuck I did. Good thing I didn't eat anything after like 2 pm yesterday. I didn't really toss up much, just the alcohol. Anyways, now that I got that pretty picture in your head, I'm out.
11-26-00
OH BOY. What a GREAT weekend it's been!!!!! First, friday night we were supposed to have a party at adam's and the only person that showed up was chuck's lady friend from work, who hung around him all night because she didn't know me or adam, and I drank just enough to feel the need to throw up and feel like crap and then saturday I wake up with a hangover, and go bowling where sarah is. And I pretty much don't say a darn thing to her except that I felt bad because I was bowling with a hangover, then she was off playing with some monkey guy, so I just left. My head hurt like a biznitch until like 5pm. Then about an hour after I get home, adam comes and tells me sarah said thanks for not saying bye, Oh and the best part, last night I noticed my battery really low in my car, and I tried to drive to marathon, as I gradually got closer to marathon, my lights gradually got dimmer. So eventually I get stopped by a cop because my headlights and taillights were completely out. How the car didn't die, I dont' know. So he comes up to the window and asks how's it going and I'm like, my battery's about dead. And he's like, oh I guess that's why your tail lights and headlights aren't on. Well I need license and registration. So when I get in my glove box to get my registration. What falls out but charlie's pipe? hahahah, That would've been great if the cop saw it and made me take some kinda tests. hahaha. So chuck's not getting that back. So I get a warning, and when I finally get to marathon, as soon as I pull into a parking spot, my car dies. har har. So I tell adam about it and he's still in marathon even though it's like 15 after 10. So adam tells me the marathon garage wouldn't be open till monday.... mwuahahha. Ok. so I have to actually wait till monday to make an appointment to get a new battery because nobody will be there sunday. HAHA then because I can't get it till monday, I can't take my car to work. Now, that wouldn't be so bad except my parents decide to go to peoria today and won't get back till tomorrow night. THey took the van. So they expect me to drive my dad's station wagon to work... with that big ass "Wash Me" still written in it..... yeah right. Plus when me and adam were leaving marathon after I got there in my jewish car, his car wouldn't start.... when he turned the key, nothing happened at all. Almost as if his battery was out too. HAAAAAAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA.... but it did start a few minutes later. So what a great weekend it's been. If life could get any better, I'd put my head in a shark's mouth. Somehow, by the works of god, charlie's had a better weekend than me and adam... oh and yesterday chuck was quarreling with his little sister michelle (not soccergirl) and she bit him so he slammed her face first into the floor. I wasn't there or I'd have had to make a mess of his stupid ass. He's getting on my nerves. He's going to have to change his attitude before I change it with a baseball bat. Anyways. I'm considering making this page with frames. I've made a page with frames before so nothing to worry about. It may be screwed up a day or two, but i'll have it straightened out after then. Works better too. So I leave you with this line of wisdom adam got from this chick from near chicago he met and did bad things with for one night then she went back to chicago "To make peace with yourself, you can't be yourself." as in, you have to be someone else to be happy with what you do.
11-27-00
Well I called into work today to go make an appointment to get my car fixed, so the soonest they could get me in was tomorrow at 3....... riiiiiiight. What a great weekend and a great start to the week. Boy I cann't hardly wait to see what next weekend has in store for grampappy. For calling in, I'm sure I'll get a nice bitching out by my parents because I wasn't supposed to be late or call in today just because my car's broke. Yeah, I forgot, I'm superman. Anyways, I'm waiting for adam to call or something so I can leave this house before they get home. I had to drive the wilson wagon to marathon and he wasn't there. So I guess he did call in. He wasn't feeling well lately. poor little wussy. After driving that car of mine for so long, the station wagon sucked. The brake and gas were way too sensitive. They made them like that so the old senile people like my dad can go and stop easily. They still haven't found the solution to make turn signals turn off after they decide to drive 8 city blocks with them on... anyways. I don't think anything's going on tonight except going to denny's because willy goat starts tonight. Well adam wants to watch RAW because he's a stupid wrestling freak that needs to chill on that. So it'll probably be like midnight before we go to denny's. L8r.
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