May '03

May '03

05-03-03
Yay a new month. Thursday was adar's birthday and we went to tehsimrell's and it was dollar beer night and this guy the garfield's crew knows gabe was performing(he's a magician kinda guy) and all that. well I didn't have much fun regardless. More of the same, standing, drinking. nothing. heh, the best part was when megan eyler was like "will you hold my purse" and I did and she went out and started moles, err, dancing with some guys. heh. I'm the guy holding the purse now. yep yep....... so anyway. yeah. pooh man chu's birthday is tuesday but I guess we're going out monday night. i told him I'd reserve him a room at motel regional. (note: regional is a hospital, if you get the idea)

Today I was talking to me ma about possibly getting a job at friday's, unfortunately as dishb*tch again, but money's money. and then she's like telling me not to get a job until after we go to new mexico... in 5 weeks... after which we'll spend 3 there... 8 weeks... she wants me to not even try for a job for another 2 months. eep. ah well. then 8 months later when I'm still unemployed I can bring up the "remember when I was going to get that job but you wouldn't let me because it was close to going to new mexico time? yeah. that's right. gimme $20" and such. thing is, friday's hires at 8.50/hr, which is slightly more than garfield's.... 6.50... if I got a job there, I'd be making as much as adam, and adam's been going through hell and back and had to jump through lisa's many hoops to get to 8.50, and I'd be starting there. but no no, mama wilson says wait til new mexico goodness. which means no munny before, during or after NM.

I'm running on 0 hours of sleep right now. I was up til 6 playing a Half-Life mod, Natural Selection, a marine vs. alien game, and the one round lasted like an hour and a half. eep. then for some reason I couldn't sleep so I played tony hawk 2 and twisted metal 2 and State of Emergency. State of Emergency is good for entertainment for about a half hour. It's nothing but destruction death and carnage. :D nothing like running around picking up assault rifles or rocket launchers or miniguns or flame throwers or molotov cocktails or grenades or shotguns or hatchets or swords or etc. etc. etc. and killing people with it, and getting points for it :D brought to you by the same wonderful company that brought us Grand Theft Auto III, and Grand Theft Auto: Vice City :D Rockstar Games pwns.

05-04-03
hey, 5-4-3. yay.... so anyway. I finally got some sleep. about 13 hours or so... picked up adar from garfield's then we just went to his house where I passed out for a few minutes, awoken by talk from charlie to blow weed smoke in my face, upon which I told him he'd feel pain beyond imagination if he did that, to which he laughed like I couldn't hurt him or something. why does everyone know I could beat charlie within an inch of his life but him? oh well. just makes it better when the day comes he does something way too stupid, rather than his usual just too stupid stuff, and I go to jail for assault and he'll be a b*tch and try to put attempted murder or something because he'll be paralyzed :D

while we were there, everyone was just sitting around, charlie and jeremy playing an X-games game on ps2 and charlie's like 'wouldn't that be cool if a tornado ripped through town on my birthday?" to which I responded "YEAH! and wouldn't it be f*cking cool if you got shot in the head on your birthday!!! :D :D :D" heh, jeremy and mick were like "damn dude, you two really do hate each other" I wouldn't say hate, I just can't stand his stupidity. he thinks a tornado on his birthday would be cool, so why not pick it up a notch and shoot him in the head? come on, really. ah well.

I'm still going to TehFriday's to throw zeb's name around to try and get a job. if I like it, I tell them about going to new mexico for 3 weeks and hope they save a spot for me when I get back, and if I don't, I put in my 2 weeks before we go to nm. at least I'll have SOME money from there. silly mom. unemployment is for kids. and people who worked at enron.

05-07-03
Pooh's birthday came and went... and by far, charlie is THE most annoying drunk ever. EVER. and I've seen quite a few. All started with a meal at Mi Pueblos. It's a good restaurant, I just happened to not get a good meal. the taco things were dry and such. oh well. twas me, adar pooh jeremy and mick, later eyler showed up with her THO geh :D sorry. anyway. were there from about 8 til 10, then we went to tehimperial. bowled some games and drank some beer. After we were off to Charlie's, the bar, not hundred acre wood. Played darts and such, got some beer. I actually beat eli at pool, w00t. he good. me above average. Then we went to Simrell's and proceeded to get hammered. good ol' liquid cocaine and jagerbombs. mmm... I think from now on when I go to the bah, I get a jagerbomb and a pitcher of beer and I'll be good. meanwhile charlie's trying to hit on lisa davis and got upset when anyone else talked to her. I assured him that nobody but him wants her so it's ok. more drunken stupidity ensues. charlie had way more fun than I did on my 21st, but oh well. at least I wasn't a dipshit.

We came home and as soon as we got there I went to toss some cookies. all I tasted was the jagerbomb so that must've been what got me. but after that one upheaving, I was good the rest of the night. Then when I get in the house adam starts wanting to fight for some reason, so he'd hit me in the arm, and I'd hit him and he'd fall over like a schoolgirl, then he gets back up and hits me, and I hit him again and he falls over. that continued for like 15 minutes. mick stepped in because he thought we were actually going to scrap. oh pray for adar's soul should that happen :D anyway. I passed out under the little basketball goal until 6am, then went home.

Yesterday, pooh's actual birthday, we went to willyjak's and played pool. which I thoroughly schooled adam 3-1, and I only lost because this l33t shot I took accidentally knocked in the 8 ball too. bah. this girl pooh works with was there and was playing pool, and mick was all up in her sh*t. heh. if charlie didn't smell like dead mammals and look like a retarded panda bear, I'd say mick was hitting on his woman, but no woman is his woman. except maybe lisa davis. Then we went to denny's. yay.

Monday me and adar went to fridays for me to get an application and I filled it out at garfield's :D, after which we walked around the mall, seeing all sorts of bad things. then in elder beerman these two 13 or 14 year olds were checking us out........ ahh if only we were 8 or 9 years younger. :P they were just too dumb to realize what they were looking at. when they get to high school they'll realize the error of their ways. so anyway. I turned in the application today. maybe they'll call. eh? eh? yeah I don't think so either. late

05-13-03
awwww yeah, guess what today is........................ that's correct, the day marilyn manson's new album, The Golden Age of Grotesque comes out. awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww yeah. what a day it's been. well, yesterday really.

I woke up ab00t 2 and called adar because I was supposed to take him to the laundry mat at like noon, but I woke up late and called him, then he answers the phone and is like "d00d that's messed up, I just called you and the line was busy, then the phone rang" because I'm psychic like that. So I took him and he washed his happy clothes while I cut the grass and showered and such. then I picked him up and we went back to his house so he could clean up as well.

Jen Creasey(I think that's how her last name's spelled) had called and wanted to mash at the batting cages, so we went around 6:30 or 7 and when I first got in the cage, something was wrong... the thing was throwing the balls a whoooole lot faster than normal. either it was throwing too slow before and was now actually throwing 80, or the damn thing was throwing about 90 mph. I could barely keep up with it, and to boot, it was knocking my bat back when I swung. I'd hit it and the bat would go backwards and sh*t. bah. creasey was heckling us saying we were stupid and can't hit the ball, then this guy comes over to me and asks me if I played baseball anywhere. I said I hadn't since little league when I was like 16 and he said I had a good swing and I should play baseball in the terre haute men's league they have and such. I got scouted at bogey's :D :D :D heh. he gave me the number to call for like next season and said he wanted me to play because I had a really good swing and such, plus that I was hitting better than he was, and he'd been playing in that league for awhile. So I'm going to look into that because baseball r0x0rs muh b0x0rs. as if that wasn't phat enough...

after the cages, we all went to tumbleweed(need the weed) to get dollar margaritas, mmmmmmmmmmmm... but when we walked in the door the first person I see is the hostess, jamie price awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww(etc etc etc) yeah. for those of you who don't know her, I pity your soul. so anyway. we sat and ordered the alcohol and she recognized jen too because jen's friends with her sister carrie and stuff. apparently jen knew jamie since she was a wee babe. so she didn't like that I was making bad comments about jamie. you know, the whole check her oil with my dipstick stuff......................... nevermind. heh. I'm like "the price sisters, awwww yeah" and she hit me. ah well. I had about 5 margaritas. then I had to go in the bathroom and wouldn't you know it, jamie and some other incredibly attractive chick were in there. well then. yes. :D cleaning, but still... if there's anything better than having jamie in the bathroom for you I don't wanna know about it.

we then went to imperial to bowl and drink. well. we bowled. we drank. that's about it. The batting cages and jamie price thing were about all I had. I was hype and wanted to be sure to put this down before I went to sleep and forgot about it... mmm... jamie... we decided to make tumbleweed a weekly thing. except, eat at home then go to drink. the food's slightly expensive. but dollar margaritas. mmmmm... blue kakaro or something. heh. i can't get the name of that for sh*t. but creasey ordered one and you don't argue with a pro. she knows her drinkin' so I got the same thing. anywhoo. gotta sleep or stay up to get manson's cd. mmmm.... I've used mmm and aww yeah way too much in this entry. oh well. golden age of grotesque, awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww yeah. pwn. late

05-21-03
Sorry I haven't updated, lambs. don't all go in mass to jump over a cliff just yet. I actually have stuff to put in here! that's my shock and awe tactic. having stuff to enter.. ok. well not much after that tumbleweed thing, but thursday we went to a kegger at this guy's house we used to work with, joe. (good name) there wasn't too many people there but it was still good stuff. I learned to play craps (the game with the dice and such) and eli quickly took all my money... well, 10 bucks anyway. he took chuck's money too. but then this one guy who started with like 1.50 ended up with about 9 or 10. eyler was playing too and she actually won a few bucks. boobies. then a few of us were just standing around the keg talking ab00t the cards and cubs and such. I made a bet the cardinals would win the series, and they did. 10 bones for me. then we left.

Sunday adar got off early so me him and jeremy went to friday's around 5:30. we were at garfield's waiting for jeremy and it was nice watching sarah walk around... or rather, walking away... mmm... oh yeah she's single again. not that it really matters. pappyj is #1085 and she's currently waiting to serve #50 or so. anyway. at fridays we were just talking and such and adar got a Playmaker, a sort of bar videogame. if you've been to any actual bars ie. not garfield's, you know what it is. they have questions on the tv and you answer on the playmaker thing. so I got one and we went head to head for about 2 hours. I won :D
Afterwards we went to the driving range and started to drink the beah and shag some balls. I sucked :D so after that we went to see Matrix Reloaded. Mmmmmmmm..... go see it. if there's anything better than neo knocking around 1000 agent smiths with a big pole/pipe, I don't want to know about it. PLUS during the previews, it showed the upcoming Jason vs. Freddy. AWwwwwwwww yeah. I've been waiting for that movie for a long long time. and it's soon to be out. I'm going to see that the sunday after it comes out. if I'm not in new mexico. hell, maybe even if I'm in new mexico. I think next week we're going to see bruce almighty.

Monday we again went to the tumbleweed, but not before charlie whined and b*tched about wanting to go to happy dragon for like 30 minutes. adam almost gave in because he has the backbone of a jellyfish. at times it would seem charlie has adam around his finger or something. anywhoo. No jamie price at tumbleweed :( but I did get a few margaritas. then we went to the imperial. Played some pool. I won most of the games, but once adam beat me, he stopped, then when chuck beat me he stopped. both saying because they wanted to quit with a win. such pussies. anyway...

well later today is the first putt putt tournament of the season, aww yeah. time to lose me some division 1 goodness. hopefully I'll be in div. 2 because we went there today and I shot a 38. to be in div 1 you need a 35. yay. late

05-27-03
Man, these past few days have been rough. let's see... saturday I spent about an hour chopping wood outside, including this humongo piece that was like 3 1/2 feet wide. trying to split something that large is bad for the back :D but it felt good once I was done, getting all that physical stuff out for the day. Then sunday it was lots of batting cages and driving range. batting cages especially. they finally slowed the mofos down so I could mash like a mad mashin' machine, so I was going all out. sweat the good sweat. I don't mind sweating as long as it's for a good cause. not because the car's been in the sun all day and it's humid and it's 150 degrees in your car. so anyway... Then yesterday I cut the grass, that always squirts a few drops. .... that sounded wrong.... anyway. today I think I'll go cut some more wood. but with a saw instead of ax. just going to cut the smaller pieces into even smaller more manageable pieces.

Sunday we went to see bruce almighty and it's a good show. I feel it was worth the 7.50. but not like the matrix. w00t. I'd have paid like 15 bucks to see the matrix reloaded. Well that's sunday....

Yesterday I went to adar's ab00t 7:30 and after he watched the first part of wrasslin', we went to tumbleweed, and jamie was there this week, yeeeee. adar starts pounding back the bad coke, and I start pounding down the strawberry 1.29 drink :D. get cheap or go home. as if that wasn't fun enough, jamie comes and sits with me for a bit, complaining of boredom and drunkards bothering her. meanwhile pappy's mind says "yeeeeeeee, she's 2 inches away" anyway...... then this girl the garfield's crew knows because she works at applebees, and who the iq club knows because we went to school with her, andrea comes in and sits with us (pooh had arrived by this time) and was killing time before her friends got there. little did we know her friends were also the hotter of the hotties from back in the high school days. eep. eep. eep. many a train were wrecked. see, when you're thinking, you have a train of thought, and when a girl such as kayci spears or amy siebenmorgan or amber douglas comes in, they halt all thought going on, thus, derailing the "train" of thought...... nevermind. iq club term.

Later that night after some of the bowling alley, the iq club decided not to go out because of financial and other issues. So we were sitting around the house and I was hype about the barroom boxing this wednesday where I shall show adam who his maker is :D and he starts tossing around the word animosity like it's going out of style. "I wanna know where this animosity's coming from" "We have such animosity towards each other because..." "His animosity towards me..." what a dip. I think he has a word of the day calendar somewhere. Anywhoo, so generally, the idea now is to go to barroom boxing at willy jak's this wednesday so adam can know what a skull fracture is :D but today, today is drinkin' day at tehPizzaInn.

05-30-03
Ahh, almost june... Summer. eeee.

Well... we didn't go to the putt putt tournament or the barroom boxing because adam's dumb. first he got called into work around 4, then when he gets there they tell him he doesn't have to work so he can go. rather than call and have me get him and go to the putt putt, he decides to save some money and not go, so he goes home and such. I didn't really care. as long as we play next week before I go to the new mexico. Gotta show him who the putt master is around here. (hint: me)

Tonight we went to little eyler's house....boobies... and just sat around the bonfire and drank and they had some meal. nothing like playing with a large fire. after a few beer cans melting to nothing, we tossed in a bottle and after about 10 minutes, it melted :D :D :D melting bottles rock. later while it was all funky looking derek tried to take it out and it broke in half but eventually we got some of it out. Man, it's sad to see someone like eyler living in such poverish surroundings... (editor's note: if you've seen where she lives and are reading this, ie. the garfield's crew, you would see the humor in my statement) chick is loaded man. egad. she's all kinds of desirable and temptatious already, now the dowery seems to be a lovely plus there. oh well. pappy shan't have his time in the sun, so let us not think of it any longer.

that's about that. I'm about to go add some pictures to the IQ Club Website so uh yeah... go there. nothing special. pictures that are on here, but are just me adar and pooh. because... well... it's the iq club site. nevermind.