Today adam plans on going out and getting drunk with many people, like his garfield's coworkers and kay and kristy and stuff. But we'll see. We're going to garfield's around 6 so he can get some alcohol goodness there, plus, sarah said she'd go there after her softball game. But it's supposed to rain today so it'll get rained out and she won't show up... but that's life for joe. I dont' know whether the iq club is going to have drunken fun later tonight or what yet. Guess we'll see what happens by each hour and plan accordingly. Kay is now engaged to her mullet boyfriend matt, who if you've heard any of the stories about him, and you haven't, you'd know that's a really stupid decision on her part. she seems to be whipped by him. strong old "never take sh*t from anyone" kay is whipped by a guy with a harley. mwuahahha... ok anyway. Been goin to denny's a lot lately, nothing new. a new blonde'n started at north denny's, yee. adam's a bit closer to financial freedom once bryan pays him back some of the ca$he he owes him. then adam will have his car back and I won't have to drive and I can get rides for a month because I'll have the "excuse me, who drove you around for over a month" and there, I save gas :) anyway. I guess I don't really have much to talk about. I still want a job at garfield's and some dude quit, but apparently they'v already hired some guy who used to work at tumbleweed so things look grim for joe. maybe I should get a paper route... heh. late.
Kristy and kaycee put in a thing to sing happy birthday to adam, so when it was our turn me and the two female'ns went up there and pointed adam out and how it was his 21st birthday and all and did the song. it was pretty fun. I had a gay old time. I guess, considering it was my first time to a "bar". it didn't really turn into a bar until like 12:30, they call out and say the minors have to leave. oh well. kaycee spilled 2 glasses of beers, broke one of the glasses. heh. that was good stuff. adam was being all stupid and drunk, and at some time kristy and kaycee got me a jack and coke. that was good stuff. there was this rather healthy girl wearing a shirt saying like "for rent" or something and these other females were trying to get adam to go with her, heh. he was like, agh, no! anyway. it started to go sour when kristy and kaycee had like 5 dudes come over to the table, explaining how me and adam aren't their guys. this is my roommate and his friend.... right. soon after, we left because it was time for minors to leave. the only person that got adam a drink was a gay dude. heh. he came over while kristy and kaycee were on the music box and was like, here, and they did a shot together and stuff, then when those two came back they're like, he got you a drink? yeah. he's gay. mwuahhaha. adam's first trip to a bar he's hit on by a dude :) So anyway. after that they dropped me and adam off at adam's, and they went somewhere unknown. adam was all sh*tty because he didn't get any poontang and was falling around and stuff being drunk, I sat in the living room for awhile and adam passed out. so I came home around 2. and here I are, mealing on chinese and telling you about my day. go fig. We should do that more often. 12:30 is plenty late enough to go and have a gay ol' time. too bad kristy's friend lives in bloomington and won't be around often. whew what a looker. boobies. k I'm done, better go before I'm sober and realize what I'm saying. late.
:-D :-D :-D :-D I'm so geeked it's not even cool. mwuahahahaha... ok, so today I go to adam's around 5, and chuck had called a few times, so me and adam were going to go get meal and stuff, and adam calls chuck before we go, he goes into the kitchen talking and stuff and I'm in the living room watching tv, then adam comes in the room with a happy look, and he said chuck got arrested last night. mwuahah :) he was caught stealing a pack of cigs at Wal-Mart and was taken to the fuzz. He got 6 months probation, has to do community service, papa porter took away the truck, and when adam had called, chuck was at a job fair with his mom. he had talked to papa porter. When we told kristy, at first she had this look like "poor chuck" but then she's like. That's. So. Funny! yay. we knew chuck was going to get caught someday, and last night was it. wow, adam had a gay old time on his birthday and chuck got arrested. pappy is very much pleased. :) tee hee
so anyway. after that we leave and drove by the dude's place but nobody was there, so we went back to adam's for about a half hour. While we're there, willy goat calls and wants me to like pick him up and hang around with us for a bit. So I told him I'd get him when chuck came to my house, around 10:30 or 11. THen me and adam are trying to figure out when I'd go get him from the bachelor party and we couldn't agree on sh*t and kristy was making fun of us. Adam being stupid only makes people think of the "old married couple" reference more. idiot. gah. oh well, it's true. we argue like it's going out of style.
We leave and drive by dude's house again, still no cars, but adam decides he'll just wait for them to get there, so I leave and come home. I get on the online and watch tv. Later I'm playing resident evil and chuck comes by, he watches me pwn it for awhile, then we go to william's at like... midnight, instead of 10:30 or 11. heh oops. Go to get william, and it's like 12:30 by then so I only had time to drop them off at denny's and go get adam at 1, and when I get there the guys are like hey adam's buddy's here, and asked if I wanted to drink the bad coke(beer) but I didn't because i had to drive because I'm responsible. Well... maybe not responsible, but i knew a cop would pull me over the second I hit seventh street. Stayed there for about a half hour, meanwhile adam's got the hiccups like nobody's business. They said he had like 10 cups o beer and had been hiccuping for like an hour. The garfield's crew is a good crew. I should've stayed longer and drank with them and know them better. but I didn't. we went to denny's and stayed there til about 3. I took adam back because he told dude he'd come back. I thought about staying and drinking the good drink but I just dropped him off and came home to write this lovely story for my tens of fans. uh... I'm done now. I guess... taking adar to work tomorrow, maybe happy nikki will be there so she can talk to adam's silent friend................ :|
Today I got adam and we went to the storage place so he could pay them off because they were b*tching about it even though he went there twice last week and nobody was home either time. anyway. then we went to pizza inn where greg was walking out the door about to hoof it home, but we said we'd take him home... after of course adam mealed there, sponging off greg and lynn because he used to work there. Hell I used to work there too but all I get is the happy water. I feel odd getting stuff for free... guess I'm odd. anyway. Just as we're about to leave one of lynn's kids come in and needed a ride home and she asked if we'd take him. I'm like, uh ok. so we did. took him home, then went back to adam's so he could take in his checkbook, don't want any garfield's crew scratching out checks do we. Then took greg home and dropped adar off at work.
Last night when adam got off work, he talked about how this girl Jen was telling him about how she's a loner and goes to bars, usually Simrells by herself and stuff, and adam with his vast knowledge and wisdom, wonders if he should go to keep her company... So tonight when he gets off work, he said the same thing, and how she told him about how she broke up with her boyfriend a few weeks ago and had just given him back all his stuff and whatnot. So I'm like, dude, you're going to simrell's. I had to push him but I made him go there, and even gave d00d 10 bones for happy drinks. I figure someone should be happy, and it's obviously not going to be me. He's there now, and if things go bad, he's going to call me to go bail him out. He said he wished I were 21 so I could go too, and i'm like, uh, so do I man, so do I. 20 sucks. anyway. I drove by there and he looked for her car, and he saw it and then was like, "keep going" and so I'm saying "uh, you're going in." I just drove around again and dropped him off. He'll thank me later. unless god intervenes, then he'll want to harm me. heh. anyway. Hope he's not trying to call now :) heh. heh heh. heh. I think that's about all for now. tomorrow is the first putt putt tournament. We're probably going to go to garfield's beforehand and then go. Maybe happy beth will be there with fireman steve. anywhoo, late.
While talking kristy was saying how I seem like the kind of d00d that would have to be friends with a girl for awhile before I dated them because at first, I'm so quiet that nobody would know how "witty and deep" I am. kristy's been messing up a lot lately, accidentally complimenting me in ways. eek. so anywhoo, that didn't really cheer me up much considering how many females I've been friends with in the past.... Stephanie- got married, had kid. sarah- not interested. kristy- with popeye. kay- she's kay. so anyway. yeah. poo on joe more. funniest thing was when I was complimenting her chesticles she was like "have you seen me naked without me knowing?" and was serious too. I'm like uhhhhhh... apparently not. and she thought I meant apparently not that she didnt' know about it. I wish heh. bad joe. bad. anyway... ehh...
Today adam and pooh came by around 4:30 and they had been out looking for apartments. well not really, just looking in the paper and going to the addresses to see what it was like. Chuck had to go to work at 6, so I told them I'd meet adar at his house at about 6. Went there and then we went to garfield's so he could get meal. While there I drew an array of things, like a skeleton guy with bone wings, a penguin, jiggly puff, a care bear with a potleaf on the stomach which I named CHarlie Bear. then we left and went back to adam's. stayed there for like ever and went to denny's. Chuck was with us by then. Bryan and katie came in and they said adam could stay there for awhile if he couldn't find a place soon enough, so that was a good thing. It's by simrell's too so he can have happy drunken fun with jen and walk back to shelter before getting picked up for public intox. So far that's about it for now. late
Later...
God dammit adam, all his misfortune and current events made me forget the most important thing: The PUtt PUTt TourNAmEnt!!!!1 anyway. I lost by a stroke... heh... 35, 35, 35. other dude got 35, 35, 34. I was all kinds of salty, let me tell you. all because of 18 *mumble mumble...* beth came by. She inquired as to why I didn't talk to her last time she was there (she was with fireman steve) and I said I thought d00d was going to hit me. "you talking to my woman? Karate Chop action Fireman STeve!!" or something in that neighborhood. then she told me to kick butt and that did it. She jinxed me!! Thanks beth..... I can't stay mad at beth. I almost had another trophy..... THANKS BETH................heh
Today god took a large poo on adam. The runny smelly kind. Today we went to pizza inn and talked to greg and lynn and lynn was saying how adam likes these young girls. She asked if he'd seen kristen, her youngest daughter(14) and we hadn't, but then I'm like, heh, kristen, what a funny name :) kristen (TLSWTNTBSITH) was 14 when adam went out with her, heh, heh heh, heh. So adam mealed and took greg home, then we went to the mall and on the way to garfield's who should we see, but Kristen. *poop on adam's head* Her and adam talked a bit. She didn't like try to kick me in the gonads or anything so that was good. that was kinda funny. Went to garfield's, was there for awhile. Nothing going on, except that the garfield's crew was getting in trouble because sunday they went to Fridays and a 19 year old girl went with them, she works at garfield's too, and she got drunk and drove home and got pulled over and junk. She told them she was drinking at friday's with the garfield's crew, so now the excise police are after garfield's and friday's. heh.
After garfield's we went to putt put where I lost by a stroke, gawdammit. beth didn't show up either :( ah well. she had more important things to do. afterwards I took adam home and came home for a little bit, saw the cardinals win again, yeee. Got online, they wanted to go to denny's so we did. Bryan and katie were there, talking about donating sperm and eggs for money. Don't ask me. anyway. Later who should walk in but the girl adam's been liking the past few weeks, Jen. heh, heh heh, heh. *poop on adam's head again and a kick to the teeth* so he and her talked some, they were throwing stuff at each other. She seems to know pretty much every denny's person despite we'd never seen her in there before. Go fig. left, came home, typing this. yee. Tomorrow adam wants to start moving his stuff into the storage unit so I'll be busy doing that crap. grr. anyway. late.
I'm hype about the new eminem cd coming out tomorrow. I'll have to go to the mall around noon to assure myself one of the special ones with a dvd in it. then it's nothing but eminem in the cd player for about 5 months, or until marilyn manson's new cd comes out later this year.
Today I had to cut the stupid soft grass. Adam called whilst I was in the process of cortaring my cespeds and he was wanting me to take him to work again so I'm like, ok. he said he'd call at like 4, but instead I go to his house at 4 and kristy's chillin on the couch and is like, hi what do you want. ehhhh is adam here? nope, she had taken him to work. would've been nice if I'd known about it... but I'm guessing he called a little later and I was still cutting the grass so I didn't hear it. oh well. Came home and adam called from work and I went there at 6:30 when he got off, early b/c of memorial day. We were planning on going to bogey's but it started to sprinkle and by the time adam got off work, it was raining pretty hard. God can't let the rock and sock connection have fun, ever. So tonight he's going to call this guy he works with to see if the garfield's crew is doing anything tonight. if so then it appears it'll just be pappy and pooh tonight, despite adam always saying he doesn't have any money. Huh, I didn't know drinks were free at bars :-\. That should be about it. Man all last night was all kinds of salty over the girl at putt putt. How dare she say hi... stop looking at me.... stop it..... agh /me runs
The new eminem cd has firmly placed its foot up my ass. It's that good. Go buy it now, or I'll kill you. die! gah. ok. It shall be in my cd player until someone steals it or until marilyn manson's cd comes out later. yeeee. it's good stuff, he even sampled a song from aerosmith. An old one, i forget what it's called. guess who's back. back again. shady's back. tell a friend.