May '01

5-1-01
Hi. I decided to leave the last 2 entries of april up in case some of you didn't catch it early enough. I thought they were interesting enough that I don't want you to miss out. And if you missed it and more, go back to April '01 and check it out. Anyway. We went to denny's and adam had gotten a b-day cake (born 5-1-81) and we were eating it at denny's because he didn't have any forks or knives at his house, so meanwhile I'm being stupid and making a mess and have icing all over my mouth and put some on my nose... kay and peg and william and his llama got a kick out of it. Even some people who came in saw it. Don't know if it amused them or made them think unhappy things about pappy, but anyway, I wiped it off when I saw some... minorities walking in. Didn't want to get capped in oaktown for not giving some G's their props. West Side. Anywhoo. Adam and chuck are going to see Smackdown in indy today, so I'll be having loads of fun here. I could've gone, but didn't want to because I may like watching wrestling on tv, but I'm not about to travel just to see it from the 84th row while nursing a nosebleed and getting bends syndrome. Unless it's at like hulman center or something. Anyways. Me and chuck went to walmart and found the coricidine or however you say it and I bought a box and chuck "got" 2 so we're prepared for the party at adam's on the 11th. Which was supposed to be on the 12th, but chuck has to work at 5am sunday, so we moved it to friday. Saw the GawDamn penguins lose at home today. stupid asses. I hate them....till wednesday...if they win... if not, I'll hate them more...till game 5.. anyway. That's about it I think... outie
It's later today. I went to the old folk's home to clean up and meal, but when I get in the house, there's a note on the table saying the grass HAS to be cut today, not "Joe will you cut the grass today?" or "Joe please cut the grass, love old man wilson" no, it's THE GRASS HAS TO BE CUT TODAY. good stuff. about 20 minutes after I got there, matt lugar called and asked if I had $35 and the night free, said no, he said nevermind and bye. it was for the wrestling thing adam and chuck are going to. even if I had the 35 bones, I wouldn't have gone. not into that. like I said, only if they come to hulman center. Anyway, cut the grass, came home, read the journal, which grampappy aj got a kick out of adam's quote about the icing... I still wish I had brought my camera so you could see it. Got online and IMed sarah, but I got her at a bad time and she was about to get off, so I said k bye and I'll have to ask about the party the 11th some other time. at least I got $20 for cutting the grass. anyway, I decided to put my writing talent into a full length sort of novel. not really, i don't have the patience for a novel, but it's going to be a whole helluva lot longer than my usual works, and serious too. not the usual funny stuff with a decapitation at the end. someone dies, but it's an accident, and well you'll just have to wait for it to come out on paperback or something. outie

5-2-01
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5-3-01
Hi. Well yesterday adar and I went to menard's to get an air conditioner for gimp goat's barn. I saw the stupid ass penguins blow another game, 5-2, which ironically is the score I predicted, unfortunately I kind of wanted the penguins to have the 5. Adam started watching the pacers game and I went to hardee's at about 10 b/c tyler durden aka charlie (I'll explain later) got off work. After he got off work, we went to his house because adam said he'd meet us there after the pacers game. They lost :) mwuahaha. When I got there, papa porter came out and asked where adam was and I said he was on his way and he wanted to talk to adam. At first I thought it was about the kitten adam was supposed to get that night, but instead it was about adam getting a lawyer for his estate or something. I caught only a few glimpes of the fabled SoccerGirl. Anywhoo, after we left we went to denny's but before, they were talking about how they've had a discussion about me using "Pappy" as an alterego, but we left before they finished the convers. When we got to denny's, brian and kristie were there and me and chuck sat with them and adam had to sit at another table because he had a wrestling shirt on. Later he pulled up a chair. We were there about 15 minutes then left because william's nasty skank-ho llama kept talking to us and then started talking sh*t because she thinks we're jealous because... well lemme go back a little, earlier that day me and adam were just getting ready for the penguins game and william and skank ho come over and william takes adam to the back room and tells him how william and skank ho were at a bar and picked up some lady (I'll bet she was REAL Attractive too) and william boinked her while skank ho watched. Anyway. So adam tells me, when we're at denny's we tell brian and kristie, so anyway, back to the jealousy thing. She thought we were jealous because we haven't done that, so rather than get pissed and crack some nasty skank ho skulls, plus this other dude who was also talking some sh*t to us, we left and went to brian's place on campus. Before we went, we went to a gas station and then adam and tyler durden explain how I, Joe Wilson, am not confident in myself, so I created an alterego Grampappy, because grampappy is the sh*t and is smarter, more clever and just plain cooler than the other 2. I had to try to explain I was all that stuff way before I made pappy, and pappy is just a friggin' nickname. Anyway. When we got to brian's, they tried to explain it to kristie because she used to be like a psych major or something, but she just said they were stupid. Brian said that was kind of like what was in The Fight Club, so we watched it. One f*ckered up movie, in which this one guy has made a whole different person that only he can see, who is basically everything he isn't. This guy doesn't care about possessions, money, what people think, doesn't care if he dies, and his name, Tyler Durden. Anyway, where that comes in to chuck's name, last night when we left, I went home, and tyler and adam came to adam's and chuck, err, tyler tried to say he was inspired by the movie and he's going to not care what happens and call jamie (not THE jamie) and some other girl and all this other crap. Anyway. It's funny to me. I'm going to make fun of tyler so harsh when I see him next... and today I go to my parent's house and I'm trying to friggen' watch tv, and my dad asks if I've been to any north freshman softball games.... "no" "well why not? I thought you were going to watch sarah play"... I tell him I don't know the schedule and he tells me to call her and find out and all this crap and says I should ask if sometime she doesn't have something to do, ask her to do something... Sigh. my idiot father is trying to teach me how to get sarah. right. I'll bet it works wonders. I guess all the child molesting has rotted away his brain. Anyway. I'm at adam's now, watching the Maple Leafs and Devils game. I'm not sure if I'm going to my bro's softball game tonight at 8. I'm a little low on gas and it's a happy $1.86/gal. now ahhahahahahaHAHAHAHHAHHAA.........

5-4-01
Went to denny's last night and brian and kristie were there (If you're reading this and I mispelled your name(s), just sign the guestbook with the proper spelling)anyway. Chilled with them again, and somehow Sarah got brought up. Probably the handy work of the lesser of the iq club members. Oh and I've changed chuck, err, tyler's nickname to just ty. sounds better, not as much effort. 2 syllables is too much work for his sake. Anyway. After adam told them how old she was, brian was all over that. Too young, all that poo, and the only comeback pappy had was "you haven't seen her" and kristie mentioned if we had a picture then we could tell, so I told them it was on the site, so they may be reading this as we speak...or I type... anyway. Skank Ho supposedly let the air out of william's tire as a "prank" as she's known for because she's a 5 year old trapped in a 45 year old skank ho body. William was going home early again and boy howdy was kay pissed. William complains about not having money and sh*t but he's always willing to go home like 5 hours early. I asked adam if he wanted to go to a softball game sometime, sarah's of course, and so I just need to talk to her to find out when her next one is. What else... while we were going to ty's house, adam insisted on throwing cough drops at my car from ty's truck, so when we got to ty's house, I got them off my windshield and pegged chu...ty with them and he got all offended and said I didn't have to get all bitchy about it. See kids, it's ok to throw shit at people's cars, but if you retaliate, then you're bitching and whining. Right. Mr. My Way or the Highway. See, when chuck wants to do something, we have to do it, or it's "*sigh* fine, let's go" in a pissy voice and gets more pissed when we're wondering why he's pissed.. anyway. spent too much wasted time on charlie bear. Adam still doesn't understand how I've known sarah for like 4 years and still haven't asked her to do anything. It's just so much different from a one night stand, so he doesn't get it. anyway. :) And to clarify another thing that kind of gets to me about people saying "sarah's only 15", the pictures I have of her don't do her justice, I mean, if you've seen her in person, you know what I mean. Anyway, getting to into it. l8r

5-5-01
Not much went on yesterday. Went to adam's about 5, ty was there. Watched the fight club again and it made a little more sense this time, but it was still silly. I may need to see it like 2 more times before I get all 100% of the movie. Anywhoo. Later on Ty wanted to grill some burgers and stuff, so we go to krogers and get the meat, condiments, drinks, and go to his house, only to find out they tossed out their grill. While there, I did get to see plenty of SoccerGirl. Adam still wants his kitty, and as of this moment I'm writing in this, he may be getting it. When we went to chuck's house earlier, we didn't take it because we weren't going back to adam's for awhile. Anyway. It's funny because everyone was ok with adam taking, except SoccerGirl. She was going on about it not having its shots and wasn't fixed and junk, which is something I'd expect michelle to say. (Chuck's even younger sister) because she's like that. But nope, it was all amy(soccergirl) whining about it. Anywhoo. We were trying to figure out where to go to cook this crap, and suddenly they're like, "Hey let's go to joe's parent's house!".... I didn't want to go, but of course that doesn't matter. So we go to my parent's house and use the little sh*t ass grill and make the poo. It wasn't half bad. While waiting on the stuff to cook, I tried to explain to chuck D. that I don't say the stuff about soccergirl because it's his sister, I say it because she's actually attractive. I'd say it about her if she wasn't Ty's sister. Then we went into some conversation about how amy thinks she's the hottest sh*t on earth since alf and is vulnerable when she's around her friends because she gets embarassed easily and junk. Even though all her friends are indians... the dots, not the feathers. Basically just saying she thinks she's better than everyone and all that crap. Anyway. After we were done, we decided to go riding our bikes around ISU because we haven't done that in awhile. So on our way to adam's to retrieve the 2 wheeled transport units of death, we go down "The 'Bash" and get our minds screwed up because there's too many girls out there. Most of the people on the bash aren't even from terre haute. From like illinois and clinton and crap like that. Anyway. When we get to adam's, suddely charlie introduces the idea of going to the bash and meeting with his coworker billy and try to meet people... Yeah charlie, I know how often we go up to people we don't know and start a long conversation and that crap. So we were watching "You Gotta See This" and chuck decides he'd rather go biking. The first intelligent decision he's made since going to solid foods. Our tires were a little low from the lack of use, so we go to jiffy to air them up, go to isu and ride around. Not many people around because today was the last day of the finals so most people were either our partying or on their way home. Rode around for awhile, a little before we decided to leave, we go to the dorms to see if there's a coke machine or something. The doors were locked but they let adam and chuck in because they said they just wanted to use the coke machine. The have like these people who just watch the doors at night (fun job) and this one was this black chick. My oh my. From where I was she looked mighty decent, and chuck D. said she was hot, and even had a lot of T.H.O. going on... if you dont' know what it is, you probably shouldn't. Anyway. We leave, go back to adam's, I get gas for my car (god damn $1.86/gal....sigh) and come home. Oh, and I guess someone finally rented the place right next to adam's apt. Some lady, not attractive at all. that sucks. anywhoo, out.
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It's about a quarter till 11, and the iq club's night is done....................... SIGH. Not much happened, other than the penguins blowing a 2-0 lead in the game and losing 3-2 in overtime. So now the pens have lost 3 straight games. yay. Went to the batting cages. Did decent, but I swear, I can't win there. If there's no young'ns watching, I bust out my mark mcgwire, but when there are a few around, I suck. I do good, but nobody's around to see it, so it doesn't matter, and when there are people around, I try to hard and suck. Anyway. Ty had to go home early because he has to get up for work at like 4am tomorrow. Earlier in the day while we were at adam's, ty got online and behold, sarah was on....... he started talking to her. I just wanted to watch some gawdamn tv, but he has to talk to sarah... Oh well, apparently there was a softball tourney and north won and she kicked ass, which is good and all. We watched Sleepy Hollow and Final Destination. 2 movies concerning death and such. Yay... anyway... don't even know why I'm writing now... nothing happening. typical joe day. sleep, wake up, don't do anything, sleep, etc. etc.

5-6-01
Hi. just woke up about an hour ago. RIght now I'm adding a "IQ Club Page of Slang and Smack Talk" It's basically a place with all the words we use that you may not be familiar with, or that we have a different meaning than what you may think. And the smack talk is pretty much going to be one-liners from the iq club bashing someone. You've seen a few on the quote of the alotted time till I feel like changing it.

5-7-01
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5-8-01
Yeah. Well Sunday, without me knowing till later on that night, charlie asked sarah if she wanted to go to the party friday, and she said she would if she could arrange things, like saying she's staying at a friends house and that stuff, and I was a little uplifted, but I knew not to get my hopes high, and thankfully I didn't, because yesterday charlie was talking to her online again and he asked her about it and she can't come because she has to do some thing at the action track friday night. BUT he did find out her next softball game is today, about 4:45 and me and adar plan on going. It'll probably rain or something though. Yesterday I was at my parent's house, and I was in the bathroom fiddling with my tongue ring and the phone rang and my mom answered it, and by how she was talking, it sounded like someone in new mexico. So a few minutes later I go out of the bathroom, walk by the den and see her in there. Didn't think anything about it at first, but walked by again, looked and she was crying, so I just got this gut feeling something happened to either my grandma or grampa in new mexico... so I left without saying anything because I really didn't want to hear what happened. It would've just put a darker view on an already stupid day. God, a bunch of stupid crap happened and I forgot most of it because it's been too long. I mean, a day, but when a bunch of little crappy things happen, you forget some. I would've gotten the page updated earlier, but my bro got online, and once he's on, he's on till he sleeps, boy howdy. So I went to adam's. Charlie's dad was tickered off and came and got chuck... man this entry won't make much sense because I'm throwing around things that happened at different times... sunday night we were at charlie's and amy was sitting in the living room, and me and adam noticed something.... we both think she's using the kleenexes for more than nasal leakage removal... ie. stuffing her bra. If we're wrong, oh my :) I won't go any farther into it, charlie may be reading this.......... anyway. I haven't seen brian or kristie at denny's in awhile. I need to show brian the picture of me and sarah I have in my car so he will maybe apologize for even suggesting she might be a mullet or nasty. This is good stuff, god sees I got another little advantage, having her aol screenname so I can talk to her online, so what does he do, he makes her quit bowling. She may not bowl next year. And god knows I would much rather see her in person, bowling, than talk to her online or on the phone. And her softball season is over for this year after the game today, so none of that too. Happy Day. Oh yes, and we've figured out god's plan for mankind. People always say they had a crappy life until they put their faith in god, then it got alllll better. So to get the good life, you have to bend over, grab your ankles, and let god take you in the a** whenever he wants to. If you don't appease him, he sh*ts on you. If you don't commit your entire life to god, die for him, do his bidding, you deserve crap. And I'm not about to bend over for that stupid piece of crap just so he can feel better, knowing he's got another one of his threats out of the way. I should destroy all religions.
It's about 10 now. Well lots of good happy things today. For one, me and adar went to north for the softball game that we thought was going on. We pay our friggen' $4.00 to get in and go and sit down and wait. Sure enough north was playing, but I wasn't seeing sarah for some reason. After sitting there for about a half hour, we go to the lady selling the tickets and ask which teams are playing and she said Junior Varsity and Varsity........ and I'm pretty sure sarah's on the freshman team. So I guess she had an away game. At North Vermillion, so even if I wanted to go to that, I don't know where it's at so it wouldn't have mattered. Anyways. We go to hardee's and bitch at chuck for not finding out if it was a home or away game. Well we go to adam's old house to get some crap of his and come back here, where I am currently updating the page, and are watching the penguins game. Sabres score, god dammit, pens score. Yay. Pens score again, yay, but refs take away the goal because they accused Jagr of kicking it in. Stupid refs. Then Sabres score, god dammit some more. With about a minute in a half left in the game, pens down 2-1, mario lemieux scores and the peasants rejoice. Then in overtime the pens score and win. about gawdamn time. THey're a little used to losing in OT. Meanwhile me and adam are prancing around like little schoolgirls with stuffed penguins. Anyway... that's about it. Just thought I'd update you on the day while I had the chance.

5-9-01
Hi. Talked to sarah last night just after I updated the page again, and found out her next HOME game is next tuesday, so we'll be going to that. She also says she's not bowling because she likes softball a lot and a lot of people at vigo (bowling alley) she doesn't like. I understand, if I had to choose between baseball in high school and bowling, I'd take baseball. well unless sarah was still there, then I'd make that sacrifice... but I didn't play baseball in school.... sigh. anyway

5-10-01
Here's what happened yesterday put into these brackets. [ ] yes, nothing. well I cut the grass. sigh. other than that, we just hung out at adam's allllllllll night. dammit. anyway. I made 3 images you can use for wallpaper. it looks pretty good actually. nothing spectacular. I am joe wilson after all, not the most complicated guy around. image 1, image 2, image 3.
All you have to do is click the link, right-click on the picture and save as wallpaper(tiled) yeah I am that bored to put something like that on here.

5-11-01
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5-12-01
Wow, I must say, me and adam gave that party no chance at all, and surprisingly it turned out very decent. Not the greatest thing ever, but certainly not as bad as we thought it was going to be. I got there about 6 and me and adam started watching the cardinals vs. cubs (cards win 7-2, mwuahahhaha) and during the game we go to a gas station to get some non-alcoholic beverages and non-alcoholic snacks. We get back and we continue watching the game till about 9:20 when the first people showed up. Britney and Jennifer. All in all, it was Me, Adam, Chuck, Britney, Jennifer, Billy, Daryl, Ben, Tony, Leah, Jaye, Bobby, Melissa and her boyfriend (name unknown, we'll call him "jim")Anywhoo. Me and adam started taking shots of Hot Damn about a half hour before britney and jennifer came so we were pretty stoked before they got there. As soon as they get there and walk through the door, I drop a light bulb I was trying to screw in and it makes that loud pop sound... "Drink much yet?" was the response from jennifer. Anyway. We end up in the kitchen with the good drinks and me and adam are taking shots and jennifer wants one then britney decides she wants to try the drinking thing tonight (she'd never been drunk before) and she wouldn't drink anything for nothing, I mean she was all concerned about it affecting her driving like 3 hours later. Like the one shot she had in front of her would make her so drunk she wouldn't be able to drive. Anyway. She got about half a shot down of hot damn (how does that happen? half shot?) and anyway. So jennifer introduces her to mr. Watermelon puckers. So britney likes and starts drinking that and the sour apple pucker. Later charlie, ben, daryl and billy show up. Ben and daryl all night pretty much didn't do anything. just kind of chilled, laying around. WHen charlie got there, I was laying in the black room and asked him to get me a Bud. He says "fuck you, go get your own" so I say "fuck you! adam will you get me a beer?" then charlie says "here" and tosses it at me before I can react and it hits me right 'chere in the mouth. I could taste gawdamn blood. the mawfugger busted me open! Oh my, pappy was ready to box, and I'm like whining the rest of the night about it. At least it was a tall boy and not a regular sh*tty ol' bud that got me. While I'm nursing that, everyone else is just drinking. Then adam busts out the cookie sheet. Charlie seems to like getting whacked over the head with it. I had never hit charlie with it before tonight, adam was always the one that did it. Damn, I bent that f*cker good over his head :) then I whacked adam and when he fell I got a good shot on his back with it, then the pile of poo whacks me in the ankle with a cane (???) and pappy goes tumbling after. That kind of tingled. I'm getting abused! Hmm, sometime before that Leah and Tony came and Melissa and Jim came. After about a half hour melissa and jim left and leah and tony were sitting outside talking most of the night then they left. Britney thinks leah hates her now because she drunk some of the devil's brew. They both were on this no drugs, smoking or alcohol binge. Britney finally cracked :) and now she wants to drink more often. We're already planning on having another one next friday, but getting ahead of myself there. Anywhoo, I decide I'm going to take my damn bike outside and ride around, before I get far britney and jennifer run over and ask if they can ride, so britney got on the back pegs and jennifer got on the front pegs and off we went. I have no clue how I kept it going around the block. I thought I was going to fall over at least once. Anywhoo, we get back and that was that. Later bobby and jaye get there and stuff, before this, charlie left with ben, daryl and billy and they were gone for like ever, and everyone except me was worried (I didn't care) and so bobby and jaye left and told us to tell charlie to call her when he got back (she's a coworker of his, got worried) and britney and jennifer went to denny's to look for them. Because, of course, denny's is THE place to be. Especially for drunkards. Soon after jennifer and britney went to look for chuck, they got back. He had taken ben to south's afterprom, daryl home, and stopped by taco bell with billy before coming back. Anyways, to make a long story short, it ended up me, adam, chuck, billy and britney back in adam's house, billy and adam doing more shots and britney just chillin' like an old school villain in the west side, giving props to his G's. Soon britney left and we were watching the Black Circle Boys. Good flick. And then I come home to write what you are happily reading about now. As for next friday, tuesday when (if) I see sarah at her game, I'm going to see if there is anything possibly going on with her friday that could screw plans up, if not, I ask her if she wants to come to this party. The whole party I was just saying why the hell couldn't sarah come? I mean I know why she didn't, but why god dammit. anyway...... yeah.... Oh yeah, I added a picture gallery of the party to the images page, but you can take a shortcut Here .

5-13-01
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5-14-01
hi. not a lot happening, thus, not a lot of writing. Yesterday was pretty much watch the cardinals beat the living parakeet poo out of the cubs again and hang around adam's until me and chuck went to wal mart and got some stuff to grill and was forced to come back to my house to grill it. See, the past 2 times we've grilled, it's been my parents house, and my house. Both times I've denied going there, but no no, it doesn't matter what joe says, he doesn't matter. And it doesn't even stop there. After we were done, we were just sitting around the grill talking about death, the government, the expansion of the universe (seriously, on all 3, no joke) and then chuck decides he wants a bigger fire. I tell him no, just leave it, but no no, he goes and adds more charcoal. Then adam suggests using lighter fluid. No no, joe says, but again, charlie gets it and proceeds to put some in, so I tell the dumb f*ck to stop, but no no once again, he keeps adding more, thinking he's a badass or marilyn manson in the early days. So I get up, f'en pissed and I'm ready to punch out a few teeth of his, instead I just pick up the empty charcoal bag and hit him with it and put the lighter fluid in the garage. And it's still not enough, he wants logs for the fire... I told him it's a god damn grill, not a fireplace. The only reason he didn't do that is there was no wood. Then he's like "can I put some more charcoal on?" and I say no. Guess what he did. yeah. got some more, put it on. I was f'en pissed by then. I go off, saying how nobody listens to me, even at my own god damn house, I didn't want to go here, and charlie didn't want to go to his house, so it's settled, to joe's it is. The stupid f*cks. I swear. they need to start listening before I get a little bit more hostile than I was already. I went from just dandy to pissed off because the dumb piece of smelly rat sh*t didn't listen to me at my own god damn house. Anyway. chuck if you're reading this, take heed, I'm serious. Quit your bitching about not wanting to be at your house, and when you're at mine, listen to me or be chanced of getting hit a few times.

5-15-01
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5-16-01
Yeah. Yesterday sucked ass. The penguins came back from 2-0 to win 4-2, the cardinals have won 8 games in a row, I saw sarah play softball and her team won like 17-1 or something, and the day sucked ass... why is that you say? Sarah had a double-header and after the first game she went to the concession stand to get something to drink, and was talking to this guy for like 15 minutes while me and adar are just chillin' in the bleachers waiting... anyway... after awhile we just said skr00 it and went to watch the penguins game. I just went up to sarah said nice game and stuff and told her we were going because the bleachers are quite uncomfortable and she's like you know, alright, well see you later and off we went. Waited for like ever to see her, when I do, I talk for like 10 seconds. That, my friends, is how Joe Wilson works. Sad but true, this occurs a lot. Because of that guy talking to her, my day is ruined. nothing bad happened at all, except that guy. Now I've realised that my chances of going out with her are none now, and if there were any chance in the past, it was nullified when she got to high school, and I've accepted it, but still, you just don't like to see her talking to other guys. Can't stop it, so why worry? Dunno. That's me. Anyway. Oh and monday we went to get adam's new cat, which he calls... socks but I have named it AssClown because it sounds better dammit. Anyway. I'm sure there'll be pictures of assclown up soon enough. And later we went to petland because tyler wants to see how much it would be to get a python and the python accessories and stuff, and while there I saw a buttload of hamsters playing and romping gleefully and now I want at least 2. One MUST be Mr. Jingles, and the other will probably be pikachu. yeah. right. well. anyway. Yesterday get up, go to old folks home, go to adam's about 2, and before we know it, it's 4:20 and sarah's game's at 4:30. I guess we got lost in time when we were watching Galaxy Quest. Get there, see her, sit and watch. My god, they were playing Charleston, and they're horrible! (charleston) North scored 15 in the first inning... sarah batted 3 times in the first inning... pathetic. She did well, and then the guy thing happened after the game. anywhoo, we get to adam's, watch the penguins fall behind 2-0 in the first period, I'm not amused, I see Fernando Vina on the cards get hit in the ankle by a pitch and was out of the game, and all this other good stuff. Then later the cards bring it back to win 8-3, and the pens win 4-2, and everything's going fine and dandy, except for that guy. SIGH. anyway... later charlie comes and we tell him about the softball thing and he tells me something about britney from the party but I'm not supposed to say on here. I swore. wait, I already told you he told me something.... oops, well I won't go any farther. :)
Forgot to add last night, we went to denny's and there's a new waitress and yes she's hot and we were wondering why she looked familiar and I figured she worked a different shift and the night shift needed help, but willy goat told us it's eran's cousin, so she was sitting in there sometimes with eran. Sigh. Speaking of eran, she was just walking around scantally clad... OOohhhhh.. ok well I moved the guestbook a little higher than it was and made it somewhat easier to see. I think. Today we got a card full of going to vigo bowl at 4 to see if Ryan nelson's there to get my holy wood cd back, and at 6:30 we're going to putt putt to play in the first tournament of the season!!! Me and adam haven't played in like 2 years. Jesus H. Christ. Anyway. I guess I'll go now. bye

5-17-01
Yesterday was a pretty kickass storm. ADar's power went out for awhile and a bunch of poo fell on the street next to his house so we had to move a bunch of branches out of the way to be able to get out. When it started to die down, we got in the pimpmobile and tried to go to hardee's. That was fun. Pretty much the whole north end of town was out. THere was a cop directing traffic at 3rd and 8th ave and I kind of almost hit a cop car :) I thought he was telling me to go and I started to then he started yelling and junk and then a cop car came up from the side of me. Stupid asses. anywhoo, so about 2 minutes later he waves me though. It was harsh, I've never seen any part of 3rd street flooded before. We got to hardees and waited for chuck d. clown to get off work then we went to Denny's. It was fun getting there too. on 63 and the road by mike's stop and shop there was a big ol' tree down and blocked half the road, then when I tried to go down 1st street there was some car stuck in the water so I had to turn around. Then going down 3rd there was a bunch of water on the road. Just plain out hydroplaning sometimes. Good good stuff. When I got there adam kay chuck brian and kristie were at the bar waiting for a table, then a table was open and the morons thought they could fit 6 people at one of the small as booths.... well 5 of us did for about 10 minutes and then table 10, the big one in the corner opened up and we moved. Eran even sat with us. wow, she didn't try to hit us with a knife or anything. So we kind of broke the barrier of not talking to her so that's good and all. After we left we came back to adam's and we wanted to just get drunk for the hell of it, but we weren't until charlie disturbed adam's 45 game win streak on freecell (?? wtf) and adam was pissed as hell. Don't ask me. Then he's like "Joe come here" and busted out the rest of the Hot Damn and we finished it off. Good stuff. Oh before the storms and stuff, we went to vigo bowl about 4:30 to see if Ryan was there to get my cd back and he was and I got it back and I told him about having one of his cds and about the party saturday night. So he said he'd come and he's supposed to call here (adam's) sometime today or saturday night and he'd get his cd there. Anywhoo, me and adam wanted to play in the first putt putt tournament of the season but noooo, stupid ass storms. After me and adam started drinking we talked somewhat telligable and intelligent. I guess alcohol kills our stupid brain cells for a few hours. Then chuck came in and all 3 got along just fine until chuck mentioned things about what he's been talking to sarah about that I won't mention........ sure I will, the dumb f*cker pretty much asked her out for friday night, but she was busy. For one, he's lying, I know it, and 2, she's probably not busy anyway and doesn't like the pig-dog owner. Right. well... I guess that's about it. Oh and note to everyone in about 2 weeks wal-mart's implementing a new security system so almost everything will be impossible to steal, so get in there now and take all you can :)
Ah yes, and I found it weird to have the odd similarities with someone in minnesota. the juno person in the guestbook. just go to her page and see what I'm talking about. alright out. -rack him!-
Sigh, it's about 6:30. Today when I went to the old folk's home for a minute I see both my parents' cars out front and I figured a tree blocked the driveway or something. Instead, a big ass tree brach fell on the roof last night and put a total of 8 holes in the roof, 2 of which are visible from inside my room.... I could see the sky from inside my room.... sigh again. So I had to help my dad put plastic over the holes and junk and poo so god has besmirched my house! my room to boot. so the carpet's soaked and most likely ruined, and there's a little part of the den opened up that's leaky, and the garage is kind of too. God dammit. Anyway. Went to the mall with adam and it appears there were more young'ns there than usual. Not many people were there, but the ones who were reeked of jailbaitidy. Got my key made after waiting for like 20 minutes for some stupid ass arabian people to get some thing and the guy kept asking stupid questions, taking up much time. We had to hurry too, the penguins game which has now started, was going to be on soon and we wanted to meal before, but nooo, stupid people. Anyway. got the key, left got food, back at adam's watching the penguins game. Thought I'd give you an update. I'll have pictures of the ceiling with holes in them soon. Maybe some pictures of just plain out destruction around terre haute, including next to adam's house, the trees at my parent's house and stuff. Alright. l8r

5-18-01
hi. nothing's going on, in about a half hour I'm going with adam to brazil to this tattoo and piercing place to get a new barbell for my tongue. Anyways, just thought I'd let you know I'm going to make an alternate page that uses frames, so you'll have the option to use the already loved and famous page you see now, or the option to use the very similar, only in frames version of the site. good stuff. l8r

5-19-01
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5-20-01
Another "party" comes and goes. This one wasn't as entertaining as the last one, but it was still decent enough. Kind of slow until billy and daryl went and got weed. Then everyone (except me) was all giddy and stuff. Adam's cat threw up twice in the sink and once under his bed :) it made a funny meow before it did too. At least it gives a warning, pookie just looks at you and throws up. Anyway. It was interesting before we got the alcohol because we were wondering when the hell william was going to show up but he never did so eventually about 9 me and adam went to Denny's because he had to work at 9 and he saw us and asked why we weren't inside and I guess he totally forgot about it. Sigh. Anyway, stacie (ew) said she'd get it for us so I had to take yet another bullet for the team and let her in my car to go get the alcohol...twice. Yes, we called chuck at adam's to tell them we were on our way home and then he requests a bottle of watermelon pucker (which nobody drank a drop of, haahahaha) anyway. Well when we got back britney and jennifer were there. It was pretty much boring, everyone else had a decent time after mr. marijuana got involved. Anyway. I took billy, chuck and jennifer to work at hardee's at 4:30am and went back to adam's and slept. The god damn gay homo penguins have lost yet again. 5-0 is a very bad score. sigh. Anyway. Oh well I got some pictures of adam's cat and the holes in my ceiling from the storm and stuff, and I'll eventually put those up, but right now I'm working on the page with frames and sh*t. l8r

5-21-01
I added the Slambook right after the uh... guestbook. yeah. It's pretty much a different version of a guestbook. I've seen a few sites with it, so I checked it out and me likes. Anyway. Last night was no fun. went to adam's about 8 to watch Judgment Day (wwf payperview) and after that we went to chuck's house but he was asleep, went to denny's for like 3 minutes then left because adam wanted to. I won't go into any further details about what I think about him wanting to leave. I'm feeling nice today.

I added a new picture section. rather than giving it a name or spreading the pictures into the right categories (adam, random stupidity, giving assclown it's own section) I just lopped them all together Right here. Enjoy.

5-22-01
Last night during Raw is War I got drunk a bit. 2 beers, 3 shots of jack daniels, and about 6 or 7 cups of kool-aid/everclear. Good stuff. Then we went to denny's :) I said some things I probably shouldn't about adam wanting to screw criss cross because they had their zippers in the back for easy access. So he spilled my coffee on me and I looked like I wet myself all night. Later brian and kristie came in. Eventually a big crowd got in there. Brian, Kristie, us, Eran, The manager in training jamie, the arabs, julie (gilf) who looked purple, uh... and others too. Kay was limping around looking like she's on the threshold of tears. I guess she slipped on a tomato in the back and fell and stuff. Charlie thought it would be best to make fun of her. Asking for something with a side of tomatoes and to be careful and all this stupid sh*t. That's why charlie's stupid and has no friends and smells like sh*t sometimes. Dude, mix in a shower every other day at LEAST. I was drunk going to denny's, charlie was high, and adam was gay. The new waitress, eran's cousin, I think her name is carla..... anyway. She sounds weird somehow. Me and chuck D. thought she was like foriegn or something. She sounds like she has like chopped up english and stuff. Almost sounds like an accent, but nope, she's not. Maybe it's some sort of speech impediment. I dunno, all that matters is that it's cute. I have this thing for accents. Don't ask me. out. OOhh wait, I got my columbia house application filled out so maybe I'll be back there making the phat cash I need. well that was pointless. ok now I'm out

5-23-01
Yesterday sucked. Penguins lost and are out of the series and Jaromir Jagr probably won't be in a penguins jersey next year, The cardinals lost, adam's cat hates him because he "scolded" it for puking on the kitchen floor. It was funny though. anyway... ok, adam looked at sarah's profile and she's now with "andy" so happy day. I talked to sarah earlier yesterday online and she thinks she's ugly... yeah right and I'm attractive. yeah. anyway. hmm, what else... and it's f'en cold. why is it cold as hell here now? last night we went into denny's and brian and kristie left about 10 minutes after we got there. Nothing was going on and meanwhile chuck was getting high again and he came in later all stoned and was an ass as usual. Later kay, eran, carla, and like 2 other girls came in. More jabs to the face by god. Then some dude was talking some sh*t and kay got in his grill and he complained to the manager and said he was going to call the CEO of denny's and more BS. Typical white trash. They're always the first to want to sue or get even. Normal people would just tell the person off and leave. Not white trailer park trash. No sir, they have to make sure someone gets fired! Stupid f'en poor ass pieces of sh*t. But nobody at their table made an attempt to say hi or anything so I don't feel so bad for them. Peggy noticed that me and adam are much easier to wait on when chuck's not around because he's a gawdamn asshole. She was actually shocked by how nice and polite we were...till chuck got there with his high self. Anyway. I'm glad "andy" is happier than I'll ever be and that jaromir jagr's probably going to be on the Nashville Predators next year or something and maybe mark mcgwire will get hit by a bus to make my day better. yee. k bye

5-24-01
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5-25-01
1 Year Anniversary of My Online Journal!!!!
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5-26-01
This is kind of long

Hi. Alot of poo has happened in the past few days. Starting with Wednesday. Me and adar went to the mall and were just walking around because we were looking for chuck and went by hardee's but he wasn't there and the mall was conveniently close so we went. While in there we saw Ashley (from one of his parties, look in the pic section you lazy bum) and her bro but adam decided it was best to act like he didn't see them because he's gay or something... well he's not but jesus christ, sometimes I wonder. So while we were in the mall I just made fun because he likes to bitch about how his life sucks and stuff and I was telling him how talking to ashley may improve it a little. Not much at all, but a little's more than nothing. So anyway. We went back to adam's and later chuck came over, high as hell of course because he's the coolest guy on earth (insert any desired amount of sarcasm here) and we decided to go to denny's but before me and adam went to turn in our applications at columbia house. yay. The thing is adam needs to get some sh*t to clean out his system or he does not pass the drug test. I do :) Joe's a good boy. Anyway. We go to denny's and sometime later brian and kristie come in and we sit and talk with them till like 4am. Which is late to be at denny's even by our standards. Oh Carla, eran's cousin was there too. Gawdamn. So hot, yet so quiet... anyway. Oh I showed them the picture of me and sarah too. They said she's cute and to watch out for the girls that look older than they are because they're the walking STDs and stuff. Thanks guys. Anywhoo, so when I take adar home, his car door was open a little. I told him he better check it out and he does and finds that his cd player faceplate and his 8" speakers were stolen. We know, errr, suspect chuck's friend billy. Not because we don't like him, we (were) cool with him and all, but chuck's always talking about how billy tells chuck about how he goes and steals stuff out of people's cars and junk and he knew we would be at denny's because chuck says billy told him he wants to come into denny's with us "all the time" but he has to be home at like midnight so he can't go... anyway. Adam calls the pokey and fills out the police report and junk. So the next day we go to hardee's and ask chuck where he dropped off billy and where he went and junk. Chuck was acting a little bit odder than usual, gave it all away. Later chuck came over to adam's and we questioned some more and chuck keeps getting mad that we think it's billy. I mean, obviously any friend of charlie's is a saint! He goes to the light house mission and feeds the homeless, he helps little old women across the street, he organizes pro-life rallies and the such... all the preceeding material is all lies too. anyway. We go back into denny's and end up with brian and kristie again till like 4am again. geez. Good stuff. nothing out of the ordinary. Jewbaby came in, awwwww yeah. He came in tonight too. Anyway... oh yeah, sometime thursday this girl melissa called adam out of the blue, asking if he knew where she could get some weed. By the way she sounded about it all, it was kind of obvious she wasn't getting it for herself. Anyway, melissa's this really small blonde with one of those asses you only see in movies, and adam said he could probably find someone to get it for her. It was odd because they hadn't talked in like a year. He's only met her like once or twice and met through his friend, also named melissa. Well adam calls hardee's looking for chuck but they said he got off early and so a few minutes later chuck walks in and adam tells him the story and rather than having adam find out how much she wants, charlie "must" talk to her, because she's his "client" and some other stupid sh*t. He thinks he's cool and he's the biggest pile of crap on earth. he needs to get his head out of his ass. Anyway. People are called, things are screwed up, and eventually it's me at adam's house alone waiting for them to get back. Melissa calls twice and the second time she said she accidentally lost them on the way back to someone's apt. and that she was going to go to adam's to wait for the stuff. She gets there, she remembers me from the party we had a loooong time ago. Odd that I didn't remember what she looked like. I could've seen her 100 times and not known it was her. alcohol bad. Well she showed up with her friend(?) matt and they just waited around for adam. There was a little small talk. She asked if me and adam lived there and stuff. She saw my drawings and liked them. She didn't know I did them till a little later when she said they were cool and I said thanks. Well adam got there and while he was showing her and matt the infamous black room, I was flipping through the channel guide on the tv and saw this program "shocking videos 4" and I thought it was like police chases or wrecks or something, so I turn it there and there's this guy twisting his penis with a stick and stretching it and some sick sh*t and I just yell "What the F*ck?!" and turn it to some opera channel. They come back and ask what was wrong and I showed them. Damn, that's some stupid ass sh*t going on. Anyway. Eventually chuck gets there and simply must talk with her outside alone, after all she is his "client" so he tells her he couldn't get it and to go to hardee's at 9 the next night to get it. Me and adam both think charlie's the stupidest pile of pig dog manure on this side of the wabash. West vigo's full of them anyway. Anyway. yesterday I had to cut the stupid grass. Stupid rain not coming till like early morning.. well I go to adam's while the cardinal's game is on and we just watch it. It was sucky until the 9th inning. The cards were down 2-4 and there was 2 outs, 2 guys on base, and craig paquette had 2 strikes on him, the whack, he hits a homerun and the cards win 5-4 :) :) :) . adam's pissed because if the cards had lost the cubs would be in first place again. We sat around adam's house watching stupid crap, like big daddy and... eh... I forget the other one... oh varsity blues. I hate that movie because the first time I saw it was at the state tournament with sarah, jamie, chris, adam, meghan and a friend of hers. heather I think... anyway. that was the fun state tournament and sarah hasn't been to one since because of softball and a leg injury. ok... well I wanted to go to bogey's and mash but we waited till like 10 to go, then adam decides he's going to stop by hardee's to get his money back from charlie and see if melissa got her weed. Then when we left, we got to bogey's and it had just closed :) :) :) if stupid ass had just waited till after bogey's to get his gawdamn money, I would've been fine. He was all pissed because chuck told him that melissa, her friend and matt were sitting in there waiting for the arrival of their shipped goods and chuck decided to be a nice guy and go talk with them and stuff. Adam thinks he's trying to steal her away from him... sigh, he just doesn't get it sometimes. Well then we go back to adam's and chuck shows up about midnight high as a kite as usual because he's stupid and doesn't have a penis, and we say we'll meet him at denny's after he takes billy and daryl home. After he left I went outside to make sure they didn't steal the stuff out of my car while charlie was distracting us. they didn't. we went to denny's about 2am and brian and kristie were there. Chuck was sitting in nonsmoking with his cousing patrick (p.j.) and was too good to talk to us. So we sit with brian and kristie and chuck comes over later after peej left and stuff. brian and kristie left about a half hour after we got there. It seemed like everyone was working tonight. William, vickie, eran, kay, peggy, carla, the managers. Just a madhouse. Saw some morons hitting on carla. but later I thought maybe they were her friends because one of them said "later sh*thead" when they left. Some rather bovine-y women sat behind me and adam. They kept bitching about their food not being there on a fast pace (denny's was busy as hell) and kept saying how they were going to call the organization and get everyone in trouble and all this other crap. Typical white trash again. Normal people would just sigh and complain to their friends that the food is slow, not white trash, they MUST call the organization, try to sue or get someone fired, and are ugly. Well we left later and junk. when I was getting gas at marathon because the price hadn't gone up to $1.78/gal yet there, I pressed regular unleaded but the pump thought it would rather give me plus... so I paid 10 extra cents a gallon because the stupid gawdamn thing thought I pressed that button when I didn't. See, white trash like the cows at denny's would've gone inside (after they pumped the gas) and bitch about the gas thing giving them the wrong kind and would absolutely demand for a refund or call the corporation and some stupid sh*t. I hate poor trailer trash. Anyway. Think that about sums up the past few nights. And Assclown keeps throwing up now. stupid cat.

5-27-01
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5-28-01
Well the cardinals and cubs are tied for first gawdammit. OH well. we all know the cards will reign triumphant. Well charlie wrecked his truck again. He claims to have been going 20 mph and hydroplaned into a car... for one, he never goes 20 unless it's on the way to going 50mph, and there wasn't enough rain to make a puddle big enough to hydroplane in. Anyway. So I go to adam's and later we go and pick up chuck. We go back to adam's and pretty much hang around till it's time to go to denny's. I wanted to get f*cked up on coricidine before I go, then adam starts saying he wants to do it too. Of course, as long as someone wants to do something, he wants to. Well I decide not to because it's stupid if adam does it just because I do. Well we get there and a little bit later eran comes in and sits with us while she waits for a booth. She was there for about 5 minutes then went to her table. Later brian and kristie come in and right in the middle of our non-stop bickering with charlie and stuff. It was a good night I guess. They left about an hour and a half and we were back to arguing. Melissa, the girl who chuck got the weed for, came in and talked to chuck and chuck asked about her hooking him up with some smoke, and this and that, and eventually adam got mad because he thinks chuck's going to move in on his woman... ok. well the whole night pretty much went around from chuck trying to screw things up with people. I mean he knew I liked sarah, but didn't stop him from asking her to do stuff. Since she said no I don't care, but if she said yeah and they went out, I'd have his head on a stick. Adam thinks because he did that with sarah, he'll try with melissa too. So nobody likes charlie as usual. kay had her hair in sort of a ponytail, her hair isn't long enough for it, but it was like that, and she had a semi-mullet because some hair in the back wasn't long enough to stay with the rest. Charlie made sure to comment on it. Well all the poo went down and we're all decent for now. Till chuck screws up again. Me and adam said we'd get him a jetski for his birthday so he wouldn't have trouble hydroplaning into cars. k out

5-29-01
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5-30-01
We went to denny's again monday and was busy as hell. It took us about 20 minutes to get a table. But it was ok after that. some dirty white trash were complaining about the food and getting smart with kay. Telling her they're not paying, and when they asked for ketchup they asked if that was going to take 45 minutes like their food did, then the guy said he'd be sure to advertise for denny's. Stupid gay homo trailer park white trash. anyway. Eran and Carla came in. joy. They did last night too. Sigh. just makes you want to gauge your eyes out with a fork so you didn't have to see such things again. I need to start updating this more often, or at least as soon as I get home. otherwise I forget stuff... like now.... well tonight we were at denny's and eran and carla and some other girl come in, later peggy comes in and sits with them. Later this guy jeff we know comes in and talks to us for a little bit then sits with the table of the females. He's a good guy. later he like throws a creamer at us and I think eran did too. We wanted to continue the creamer war but it just sort of ended when we were about to start shooting spitwads. it's just not right. using human saliva as a weapon isn't cool. Anyway... I hate life. yep. I guess carla's the new obsession since I've let go of sarah. difference is she's like 21 at least and I've never talked to her and I probably won't ever either. so I have a very good choice in people. the kind I'll never get. yay. I might at well start with carmen electra. I'd have the same chances with her as any of the girls here. hahhaha.... k bye

5-31-01
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