<xmp> <body bgcolor="#00008b" background="/bg/blumaz.gif" text="#fffafa" link="#ff6347" alink="#00ff00" vlink="#ff0000"> <basefont size="4"> </xmp>
March '03

03-01-03
Ahhhh. New monthly goodness. I was going to write yesterday but then I decided I might as well wait for today that way people will actually see it. the 3 that may come here anyway. Thursday was a horrendous day... it was fine until one moment ruined it all for awhile. ick. I wrote a story about it. Click Me That's going to be etched in my brain for all eternity. I've been scarred......

Well other than that, not a whole lot to write about. yet. We's going out tonight and monday and tuesday. yay mardi gras. all other males are going to buy up as many beads as they can to give to whores, errr, kind young females for a price of course. I'm not. I mean, I'll look, sure, but I'm not going to be like trying to bait them to with beads. I'm above that. maybe megan though... hmm... heh.

03-04-03
Well yesterday was actually interesting. so I'll start from sunday :D I basicaly just sat at home all night being bored until adar called and then the garfield's crew went to see Old School. the plot's a little thin, but it is pretty funny. PappyJ gives it 4 fatal head wounds out of a possible 5. Those of you puzzled by my system have obviously not read too many of my stories...

Yesterday we went back to tehgarfield's to meal before tehbowling at tehbowlingalley. that's my quota of "teh"s to use so don't worry about anymore. Mackey was being all "hey you, you quit, get out" but not seriously.... I think... oh well, I got my beer anyway. I felt like people were giving me "he's back in here awfully soon for just walking out..." looks, but I didn't care. whilst adar and pooh were mealing and I was sipping on a big dawg, little host danielle thought it ok to come sit with us. didn't say much, but she had the annoying server chuck sitting there to talk to as well so yeah. Thing with charlie(server, not smelly pooh) is that he comes off as too annoying and ADD-like but I think if by some ungodly act I got to know him I wouldn't mind him. Kind of like ryan nelson. ryan's the shizzle my nizzle, fashizzle. but I think if I didn't know him I'd think he was annoying. anyway. off subject.

After garfield's we went to bowl. Hooray. at first I thought it would be bleak because they were out of pitchers so I had to get a stupid bowling pin shaped bottle of beer, but the lady felt sympathetic because I wanted pitcher, she charged me for a little bottle instead of the big bottle. hooray, I then promptly shot a 692. Which sucks because if I had known I was that close I would've worked more for the 700. oh well. Megan(boobies) was bowling on the other garfield's team because eli was somewhere else. I didn't hear where. there's no story behind the megan bowling, just uh, pointless info I thought you might enjoy... or tolerate... yeah

Afterwards we go to imperial and bowl and such and then it's off to simrell's. hooray. Me and adar first get there and I'm in line for the beah, then lisa starts rubbing her ass on me. then the other garfield's crew girls are like "awwww she's making joe blush aww you're embarassing him" gah, I'm not here to entertain!!!... oh well. sadly, the most attention I've received from females for a long long time. I end up with my beah and just go chill near the foosball table where jeremy and mick are playing with these people they know that I don't. well I've seen andrea before she quit garfield's long before I started there, but I didn't know her. anyway. Then out of the blue comes Sarah, the server from north denny's by ISU. and friend, name undocumented. She sounded as if she was hurt we haven't been in there to greet her in a long time. I swear it's almost been like a year. While me and adar are talking to her, the garfield's girls are giving us looks, which I will interpret as "what are you doing talking to girls other than us???" but that's probably not it. We talked to sarah for a bit then went to the pool tables to watch the female'ns play. Couple a frat guys and a couple a chumps there wanting to hit on the garfield's women. Then one large chump was all irate over something some frat guy said and there was almost an altercation. heh. had to get a few bouncers to go cool him off. a little awhile later he made up though, apologizing to the guy he was trying to smite. The rest of the night was pretty much spent just standing around watching jenayah lean over the air hockey table... err... I mean.... oops.

Tonight est Fat Tuesday, the mardi gras thing. Mick stocked up on beads and such. and again, I'll gladly watch and stuff, but I'm not going to be the one with beads. if girls wanna be hos for other guys just for plastic beads on a string, let em. but I'm not going to be the one asking them to be hos for beads. As sad as it is, and the fact they probably don't deserve it, I still have a little respect for females to not ask them to bear all for .23 cent jewelry.

03-05-03
Well that was stupid. I mean it was ok, but not even close to how jeremy and mick said it would be. oh well. when Joe's there, god's not far behind, thus, everyone's a good christian girl. Me adar jeremy and mick went to simrell's at like midnight and it was just dead. I guess while the rest of us were playing air hockey and darts, mick and derek had given a few beads away. bah. After that we went to T's, where at first it was almost alright but the next like 2 hours I was bored like you wouldn't believe. THen some large drunk lady was bothering people and eventually got to me. She kept asking adam for the pot leaves off of his beads heh. being the idiot, err, nice guy he is he let her have like 2 or 3. He got the worst end of it. she kissed him. heh. heh heh. poor little bugga. She ended up bothering me the rest of the night until we left anyway. just before we left mick got the bartender at T's, shelly to show off those guns. Eee. one pair is better than none I guess. yeah. anywhoo, we have few pictures of the ordeal so I guess I'll just have to draw a few :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

03-07-03
Well I kind of feel like the wind's taken out of my sail. I went to garfield's and at first lisa seemed to be in good spirits so I was like yay maybe I can get my job back. but then she's all like "well I like you as a person and I think you have a lot of potential, so I wish you luck on whatever you do" which is loosely translated to "you're done here" so she pretty much closed that door. oh well. nowhere to go but up from here right? yeah

Me ma showed me some papers about hoosiers and such that are somewhat amusing. she said she was crying from laughing so hard but I didn't quite get to that level... I'll let you be the judge. 2 Lists of Hoosier stuff so uh that's about that. not that anyone cares but I just finished my 71 Dodge CHarger and are now working on a 58 Edsel Pacer. yee.

03-09-03
Ahhhh, exactly one month from my 21st birthday, and already I don't even feel like going out to the bars anymore. It just seems like whenever we go, everyone seems to pair off and it ends up me and adam playing darts until everyone else wants to leave. good stuff. Like last night. at least 15 people there we knew from work or work related sources, but nobody even talked to us except jeremy and mick, even that was on a limited basis. Also I think taking a air hockey puck shot from christi to the twins didn't help any. what are the odds eh? pretty good if you ask someone who's name rhymes with Fod. so I mean if the rock and sock connection is just going to get ignored because other people are trying to get in people's pants, then screw it. I wouldn't have any problem with not going to a bar for a month if not longer. Then when I do decide to go out, people might actually want to talk since they won't have seen me in forever. but probably not. I think I give myself too much credit.

Yesterday was just horrid anyway. I was bored all day and finally about 9:30 came around and I went to garfield's. I ended up just sitting there for like 2 hours but oh well. some garfield's cr00 talked to me. When I first got there, amber and sheila like crowded me all like "oh joe you need to come back, you were the nicest person here and you actually got plates clean" and so on and so forth. so I gave them the "I would but lisa doesn't appear to require my services any longer" deal. More sitting, sitting. nothing. ah well. danielle the ho......stess was all intrigued that loren was in some wars. she's all like "wow I can't believe it." then asked the usual questions of did you shoot anyone, did you see anyone die. that stuff. loren's the man though. dude if I did what he did, I think I'd be all like "yeah capped me like over 150 mofos with muh sniper rifle, biatches, all of em" and so on. anyway. yeah. so monday night will probably be my last bar night for awhile, unless some magical miraculous thing happens that makes me want to go back. which it won't. at least I save some money. out.

Huh... I started that last paragraph without actually saying why it was horrid. yeah. So after adar gets off work, we go to the house so he can change and whatnot, and megan e. came over and we all decided to go to applebee's first, before we went mick came home with carrie who he's trying to spit game at apparently. So we go to applebee's and luckily for us, there's an hour and a half wait. hooray. me and adam go back home. jeremy and megan went to wendy's for meal. We sat there waiting for something apparently, I guess for sammitch to pick jeremy up to go to the bar. megan e likes jeremy for some reason, and for some reason, he doesn't want anything to do with it. I guess jeremy has something against really hot young girls. oh well. so while we're waiting, charlie calls and says he locked his keys in his truck so we had to go get him and take him out to his house and drop him back off. by the time we got back to his truck, the guy he works with who was with him had managed to get in the truck and was just sitting in there with the truck warming up. Hooray for wasted trips... yeah... so then we went to the bar and proceeded to be ignored until we decided to leave. hooray. late

03-14-03
Hooray joe's writing in his journal. as if the world would stop if I didn't. Oh if only I had that much power... um yeah. So uh Monday we went to tehbowling alley and found out we won the trophy, whoooooooooooooooooooooooo etc. etc. etc. and at first we were bent because we thought the bowling alley would call the restaurant to tell us we won, so we thought we weren't going to get the trophy :( but then we find out that the winner claims the trophy on league night, so we get it a whole week. weeeeeeee. Eli and Derek made sure to let everyone know we won. hootin' and hollerin' and holding it high in triumph, despite they're on the other garfield's team that didn't win it :D cheap shot. And after a decent round, I do believe we'll have it again next week. The only team I was worried about, Da Big Dawgs, ended up with 4 less pins than us, so yay. If we win, they'll know they lost the trophy by 4 freaking pins. heh. usually it's me that loses by small amounts only to anger me further.

Tonight we went to denny's, the North one this time, where sara works. yee. the one we saw at simrell's like 2 mondays ago. She was there but wasn't in our section so we were sara-less for the majority of the night. after awhile though charlie had jackie go get sara for us so she came and sat with us for a bit, while we all ridiculed the store in it's wannabe 50's diner look now. As we were leaving and paying our checks she came by and said bye and gave all happy hugs, yay. Then pappy hears some local ruffians talking smack, about how they could "knock those three punks out" and such, but one was smarter and noticed we were some big dudes and said we'd probably knock them out. hooray. anyway... it's a good thing I hadn't been drinking or I'd have had some words. The usual "is there a problem here?" but I was alcohol free and decided against the confrontation. After all, we just came back, no need to get kicked out. In the end, sara actually likes us and wishes us back to visit and no fights so a good night for all. kind of. yeah. except the batting cages were closed because it was a little nippy outside :(

03-19-03
Hooray. I finally bought my bro's computer. It's quite a bit faster than my old one, but sadly, until I can find the cd that came with my digital camera, I can't put any more pictures up :( unless I want to hook up my old computer just to load 2 or 3 pictures, then unhook it and hook this one up again. bah. well... perhaps I could find another monitor and just hook up my old one just for burning cds and loading pictures........ hmmmm... anyway. Not a whole lot going on anyway.

The other day I think it was sunday me, adar, jen and mick went to tehbogey's to mash some baseballs. jen + tanktop + shorts = :D but you didn't hear that from me. geh. I was doing ok. I got my new baseball bat monday, whooooo buddy. it's sweet. I can't wait to test the f*cker out. I probably will tomorrow. Adar works at night, and we won the trophy again, so I think I'll call adam before he goes in there and then we can both take in the trophy when he goes to work, I sit and converse with the local employees and then it's off to mash with my new warclub.

As I said, we won the trophy again for the second week, and I wish we could have it a third, but we totally sucked monday. I got a 607, but that sucks. the past few weeks I was throwing 650's. a 692 in there too. oh well. the good thing is, we think the other garfield's team may have won it. it appeared that no team was doing that great, but the garfield's 2 team did above average so maybe garfield's will have it a third week, w00t. After that we went to imperial and bowled some. sammitch actually talked to me instead of telling people from afar "joe's so mean to me" or "joe's an ass" or something of that nature. btw, I haven't been mean or an ass to her. she's odd. oh well. then I stole her buttons from her purse. pwn. rather than let her leave without them and piss her off, I gave them back before she noticed I took them. yeah... so errrr uh... yeah. good stuff. out

03-21-03
Heh, I went to adar's tonight and we were just sitting around watching the iraq stuff and so on, then they started smoking the reefer and charlie blew some at my face and I was irate so I was going to leave. then adam was talking about trying to get on the online aol im, but it wouldn't work, so we were trying to get him a hotmail account and such so he could use msn messenger, then jeremy and mick came home from the bar and jeremy got adar a msn account so it'll be easier. he came in and actually complained that megan e. was grinding all up on him and stuff. heh. silly guy. I mean if the guy doesn't want to go out with her, that's fine, but complaining for a mere molesting of the body by a boosom-y female and such, come on man. bah. oh well.

I left and as I was walking to my car, this guy was just bumping down the street and was like hey, and asked if I could give him a ride. at first I was trying to avoid it, but I'm too nice so I said sure, he wanted to go to Charlie's (the bar, not the hundred acre wood) and so I was going and he was talking of how his friends left him at the bar and he thinks his woman is cheating on him. typical drunk guy walking down the road wanting a ride to the bar stuff. eventually I just dropped him off at simrell's. he offered me beer but I said no. he didn't seem bad, but I didn't feel like it. maybe if it was like 12 instead of 2. complaining about getting molestered by megan, boy that jeremy is a character and a half :D hi

Heh, I called adam at garfield's and apparently there's some rumor that I have a girlfriend. huh, wish I knew about her sooner so I could spend some quality time alone with her, right. heh. silly garfield's. thing, is, adam said lisa told him about it, and that she "heard it through the grapevine" meaning she probably made it up just to start a rumor fest. oh well. It has also come to my attention from an anonymous reader that I shouldn't use the term molested because I guess it's a bad word, despite the fact I used it in a jovial and non-serious manner. because in these days of trials and tribulations, the use of a word in jest is means for getting your head chopped off and being labeled an insensitive idiot. if anyone else in the past or present is offended by the material on my page... uh, sorry, but you don't HAVE to read it, and unless angelfire makes a list of banned words that includes molest, it's not going to change, now or ever.

03-29-03
Sincerest apologies for not writing in so long. I discussed it with adam yesterday and the entry will consist of:

Went to adam's a few times... they got high... I came home... went bowling a few times... didn't do well... megan's hot.

that's about sums up the past like week and a half. good day.

I said good day!