March '02

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03-01-02
Joyus Joy Joy, a new month. I've been pretty bored lately. Especially last night, whoooo that was good. I went to adam's and we were there for awhile, kay and kristy had people over and they were watching Friends and later Tough Enough and stuff. later the people left and it was just me adam chuck kay and kristy then kay and kristy were like, hey, we all gotsa talk. then they're like, well not joe, you can do whatever. heh. They complained about the weed thing first off, and how kay's boyfriend may be coming over there more and he has a friend who's on some drug task force and stuff. and then they were upset about an un-namedcharlie person leaving trash and stuff in the yard and the bushes stuff and on kristy's car... sometime later I'm like, so is there anything you two wanna yell at me about? heh. they actually took time to think about it wanting to yell at me. how dare they. geh. oh well. then we leave and adam and chuck were going to chuck's for some reason, and they're like, well we'll come by after we go to chuck's. Guess what didn't happen... you are correct, they didn't show up. that's good stuff. Adam called about 20 minutes ago saying how "last night got screwed up" duh. I guess chuck was looking for something, probably crank. and it got late... well not really, it got to, what, 1? 1 is not late. 1 is about an hour after you left to go to chuck's. geez.. oh well I don't care anymore it's not even worth it. I have idiotic friends who are as dependable as a blind seeing eye dog. anyway... I added another List to be had. stuff about the 80's. and I added a few more names for mullets. so uh, go see that.

03-06-02
Hi, I'm feeling less than willing to write much anymore. for a number of reasons. but I'll just drag adar and chuck into it by saying because god knows we dont' do anything because all they do is get high and lay at adam's. such as last night. adam had instilled a false idea that he wanted to go to denny's. so about 12:30 i'm online and he's like, hey come over. so I do, and I smell weed as I go into his room and I still persist in saying "hey, maybe it's just me, but I remember kristy and kay saying they don't want you two idiots smoking in the house" but they think because they have a window open, a fan blowing out the window, and blowing their smoke through a toilet paper roll with some dryer sheets jammed in it, it's ok... I sh*t you not... a toilet paper roll... with dryer sheets in it...... anyway. we didn't go. adam thinks I take myself out of the group on purpose. I guess I do, but it's not like staying is any better. Why watch some idiots get high and be stupid all night? there's no point. They say I dont' smoke weed so I can make fun of them. I say I dont' smoke weed because I make fun of them. Why am I going to do something that I make fun of them about? That would be pretty hypocritical of me wouldn't it? Ahhh, now I can see adam saying later tonight "Dude take that off your site! Kristy might read it and see we were smoking weed in my room!" well then, Don't Fucking Smoke Weed In Your Room!! jesus christ. Charlie seems to give adam a sense of toughness our something. Which is funny because charlie's the biggest p*ssy in the group. but get him and adam together, they think they can get away with anything because they have "brilliant" ideas, like, a f'en toilet paper roll jammed full of dryer sheets... Why am I the only one who actually listens to kay and kristy? I dunno. anyway. I'm done for now. maybe later I'll write some more on how life sucks and my friends are stupid, well, the usual stuff.

03-08-02
Hi. Not a whole lot to write about, but enough to mention. Wednesday night I decided I wanted to get a playstation 2, and because I'm pretty sure my tax refund will be enough to cover for it, I think it's a pretty good idea. buy it now, put the money for it back in savings later. anyway. So me adar and pooh pile into the ghettocruiser and go to wal-mart because it was like 2am, nowhere else was open. They didn't have any PS2 in stock, but I thought ah what the hell, get some games. So I got Resident Evil: Code Veronica and Grand Theft Auto 3, awww yeah, GTA is the shiznit and a bag of chips. I took the two bumbling fools home and came home and went to sleep. I woke up around noon and decided I wanted my PS2 NOW so I took shower and went to the mall and got it at FYE, yay. but they dont' have any memory cards! Dammit! dude at the counter was like yeah they're pretty hard to find. most stores sell out of them like the day they get them. sh*t. So I took it home and hooked it up and played some resident evil just to see what it was like. pretty phat if you ask me. but with no memory card, it was pointless playing any lengthy amount of time since I cant' save it. Then i popped in GTA.... oh man... I had only bought it because it's slowly being banned in the US, state by state, and indiana isn't one yet so I got it before it did. And I'm glad I did. I can see why they're trying to ban it too :) working for the mafia, killing cops, hitting pedestrians, so on and so forth. it's great beating down old people on the street for money :) anyway, so then I go to bowling. Didn't do that well. neither did adam. anyway. hannah, yay... that's good stuff. I'm still waiting to hear someone say she's 14. mwauhaaha... it'll happen too. After that we all 3 went to the mall. I kept looking for memory cards at like, KB toys, Sears, Babbages, and even went to Toys R Us and Circuit City. nowhere. but at toys r us they have these slips you fill out and they'll call you when they get the cards in and hold it til you get there. yay. so I just wait for the call *2 years later* Joe wilson? your card's in!. meanwhile I have a Playstation 8. heh. ok. Garfield's was ok. waitress was niiiice. ghetto booty :) ok bad joe. that's charlie talk right there. I took adam and chuck back to the truck at the bowling center and came home. PLayed some more happy GTA and stuff, later adam came over and then he left. I went over to his place but they weren't there, so I drove around for about 20 minutes, then I get there and adam and chuck are like, dude, cops pulled us over right over here, like 2 blocks away from adam's. and they smelled the bad grass in the truck, and well anyway. they almost got arrested. had they searched pooh, they would have been arrested. Adam's claiming to be "done with weed" for awhile, even though as I was leaving his place, him and chuck were going outside to smoke a joint. and chuck was "still shaking" from it, while rolling a joint..... right. stupid friends. well adam works the next 4 days, so more time for grand theft auto and resident evil!!! oh and Kristy got her tongue pierced. If a girl has a pierced tongue... she'll want to stick your private part in a blender. dammit... inside joke, nevermind.

03-12-02
Damn I havent' written in awhile. and why is that you ask yet again? because not much happens. man that sucked, saturday I sucked at bowling and stuff, oh well. but then later I'm playing yahtzee with the fam and later adam calls and he's like, hey why didn't you go to garfield's tonight? I didn't know what time he got off. 10. so then he's like well if you had come you could've talked to sarah (I havent' seen her in about a month and a half) because she was still there when he got off work. Yee. oh well. maybe this saturday I will. he gets off at 10 again. Last night I went to adam's around 7:30 because I saw chuck's truck there and I didn't know adam had gotten his car back yet, I knock and chuck answers after awhile because he had to hide the weed he was breaking up. He thought I might've been kristy. idget. btw: idget means something like Idiot. just said poorly. anyway. So I'm there for awhile and we watch wrasslin, not before adam and chuck get high of course. Later they want me to drink the good beer and be happy like them. I didn't want to at first. I wanted to go to denny's but later we went and both places were all busy and sh*t so that sucked. But I told them if we were to go to denny's, when we got back I'd drink the good applejuice of health. At least they attempted to go to denny's. so I did. after 4 or 5, I was alright. Talking about how I need to add the new phrase to the glossary. "set your watch to" which means when something is something to set your watch to, it's the basis of all other stuff like that. Like, Niki at garfield's has an ass you can set your watch to. So, niki's ass is the base of all comparison of asses. All asses will be compared to niki's. Sounds bad using a girl's ass as an example, so I'll use mullet. Bud Bundy on Married with Children back in the day when he had a mullet, he had the mullet you could set your watch to. Meaning, all other mullets will be compared to bud bundy's sweeeeeet mullet. anyway. kay and kristy weren't home so we got to be loud, yee. And we were. me and adam mostly, arguing about how adam can't change things. like, our social lives. he persists in thinking he can meet people at garfield's and hang out and get us new friends. nope. don't believe it. anyway. that's about all I care to get into. Later I fell asleep on the couch on adam's porch around 5. heh, it was pretty cold too, but it was all warm as f00k in the house. stupid alcohol. I was going to sleep until I woke up from being cold then go home. Instead adam wakes me up, idiot, heh, and I go inside and sleep til about 10:30. then go home. now I are here. Slept from about 12:30 to 3. not feeling well. how am I gonna feel so bad after only having like 7 or 8 beers last night. beer has the alcohol content of cough syrup, basically. anywho. yay battlebots and The Osbourne Show are on tonight. ph34r. I asked my bro how I could improve my site to get new people and keep them coming, but he didn't have much help. other than to possibly draw gimpy little stick figure gifs depicting what I did in my journal entry. that could be interesting... I think. late

03-15-02
I wish I were 21... Then I'd probably be out drinking with kay, kristy and a few of their friends rather than sitting at home, writing about how I wish I were older on my journal. Today we bowled, and my arm hurt again. I swear it's either going to take months of healing or possibly surgery to make it right again. Since the thursday about a month ago when I first hurt it, it's been hurting each time I bowl since. Usually not that bad, but sometimes, like today, I feel it pretty bad. anyway. AFter that we went to the mall and I got a cardinals hat. It's about that time again. Then mealed at garfield's. Came home. Around 8:30 I think, I called adam and wanted to know if he wanted to go to bogey's. He said just come over and we'll go. So when I get there, they're not there. Kay kristy and I think kristy's sister were so I waited. for like 20 minutes. kay and kristy were like getting ready to go to the bar later, and I was just waiting for idiots to get back. like 15 minutes later kay and kristy are saying how they're rude, knowing I was coming over and leaving and stuff, and that I should go drinking with them instead. only I'm 20. kay asked about who's idea it was to put some candle on something, out in the garage i believe. kristy said I didnt' smoke with them and kay approved. anyway. Adam and chuck come in, and I'm like, jokingly of course, see if I were 21 I'd be with them drinking instead of waiting for you two to come back. and adam gets all female "oh we're not good enough for you huh" anyway. he's a f'en retard anyway. and then there's chuck. we all know about chuck and his idiotness. Later on we went by bogey's and it was closed, figures, and took chuck out to his house, I thought he was staying there, but noo, he has to be gay and just go in for some reason and come back. So joy. Later still, chuck's playing wrestling, adam's reading calvin and hobbes books, then chuck says "we should go to jennifer's now, it's been about 2 hours" meaning, get weed, do nothing the rest of the night. I promptly became sh*tty. Adam's like "you going home?" yeah "why don't you hang around anymore?" because I dont' feel like watching you two get high "come on, I gotta find a way to incorporate you with us so you'll hang out more" Well fucker, you know what the hell would incorporate me, absence of weed. Adam knows damn well if they get high, I go home. he wants me to stay, but he HAS to have his weed so fuck joe, joe can die. I need my weed. fucking retards. btw you know I'm pissed when I don't censor myself. Even kristy knows why I never go over there. because I dont' smoke weed, and that's all they ever fucking do. adam wants to get drunk saturday night after he gets off work. but I'm not sure I'm going to go. it's not worth it. he thinks one night of stupidness is going to patch things up. fuck that. fuck him. fuck chuck, and fuck their weed. hope they like each other.

03-17-02
Today is officially "GrampappyAJ Does Not Suck" day. last night when he and misty came over he let me borrow his memory card for the PS2 until I find one. yee, now I can progress in grand theft auto until the cows come home. until I find my own card.

anyway, on your typical god goodness. Today I went to vigo bowl to bowl in some coca cola tournament. and I figured god was after me because I was bowling with tiffany carithers and brittanie chandler. sigh. and THEN I see heather coddington, and tharon was adding her to our lanes. sigh some more. but I thought tiffany wouldn't be there because she goes to IU and didn't know. anyway.. uh.. but no, she showed up. I tell you, bowling with tiffany brittanie and heather sure makes a guy appreciate the fact that he looks like a f'en chimp. sigh sigh, sigh some more from pappy's corner. but that's how god works. show joe what happy things there are out there to be had, but know he'll never get any of it. f*cker! then I get home and talk to stephanie, one who said she'd go out with me then got married and pregnant, and she says I should go by vigo later to see her baby and such. Mentioned her man wouldn't be there, like we were going to scrap or something. heh. anyway. I'm done... maybe I'll just go to sleep...

03-19-02
So I did go to the bowling alley sunday night. I went there, saw aj and misty so I went to talk to them, then this girl amber, who me and adam have... "noticed" before, she bowls in our league saturday mornings, comes up and talks to misty about a dollar bill or something. something written on it... anyway. so later I'm like, how do you know her? aj and misty bowl with her parents. yee. and she has a 20 year old boyfriend that lives with them...... ok ok, didn't need to know it all, dangit, now I feel poopy. heh. and misty was like "if my friend niki was single I could try to set you two up" man, misty must think pretty highly of me to think niki lowe or amber would give me the time of day. Suuuure they could be nice and all and be friendly like sarah, but anyway. they thought I should go bowl with amber because her boyfriend "gets on her nerves" or something... yeah... again, they must know something I don't... oh well...

today in about an hour or so I think the iq club is going to pizza inn to inquire about jobs. heh. wouldn't that be great if the whole iq club got hired :) the days of legendary adam and joe would be back. except on our terms. adam could only work weekdays, during the day, and I'd only let myself work 12-8. only want wednesday off because bowling leagues are over soon, and a summer league starts soon on wednesday, plus putt putt tournaments are on wednesdays. yay. charlie, Id unno about chuck. he wants to try there, but also go to other places to try. but ahh, pizza inn days... it wouldn't be the same I tell you... see they have an ad in the paper that they're hiring all positions in all locations, so I think chuck could be a shift leader, given his previous experience at hardee's and he'd want to boss people around, adam could be a driver since he has a new car. well not new, but clearly in better condition than his celica, and I could be a pizza maker or something. imagine the tips adar, you'd be making as much as me, PLUS tips. See he wants to save his garfield's money for rent and insurance and stuff like that, and use his pizza inn money to play with. anywhoo. think I'll get off here.

go check out the message boards. lots of good stuff. like... jared leto being a homo, uhh... there was an arguement about why chopsticks are better than forks (they're not) and other happy things. like pappy wanting to draw more and be l33t.

03-21-02
I wasn't going to write anything but I thought making fun of adam and charlie would be fun.

Well me and adam applied at pizza inn. The fact that we had to tell lynn we were actually serious about wanting jobs isn't a good thing. She figured it was a joke and she'd show them to gib for a laugh... uh no. we want jobs.

Well I wanted to go to vigo bowl today to see about the summer league starting soon, but adam calls at 3 saying he wasn't going to go because he was tired from staying up til like 8 because him and chuck were making out all night. So I was already bent. Later I go get gas and go to adam's and when i go in his room, chuck and adam were like, hey we were just talking about you. I'll bet they were. Then like an idiot thinking it would be funny, chuck tells me he was going to get online and if I was on, he'd tell me to meet him and adam at denny's, but they wouldn't show up. He thought it was funny. I'm sure I wouldn't have though. I know adam would've gone along with it too because he'd have thought it was funny too because whatever chuck thinks is funny, adam does too because he can't think for himself. Once a follower, always a follower. Then chuck said he did kind of want to go to denny's, but adam didn't want to because he "was warm" under his blankie and stuff. what a female. I swear he was born a hermaphrodite and his mom decided to make him just male. Wrong choice. So adam didn't want to do anything. Screw everyone else. Guess that happens when all you want to do is smoke weed because you're a dependent pile of sh*t. Or he just knows he's going to be a loser his whole life, why try to change it right. Maybe I got there in the middle of adam and chuck having sex with each other and they wanted me to leave so they could continue. f*cking idiots. I swear to god. One of these days I'm going to tell them to go f*ck themselves and just sit at home with no friends. It's pretty much what I do now already.

Fucking Idiots.

03-24-02
I suck.. ok. Last night I finally beat grand theft auto, yay. Today aj and misty came over. mealed. played games. about 9:30 I went to garfield's because adam got off at 10 but more importantly, sarah worked. I get there and adam's like "hey stupid" because it was almost 10 but he got off at like 9, so it's my fault I didn't know. Went in, saw sarah, yay. and why I suck, I dont' see sarah for weeks at a time and when I do, I still can't think of poo to talk about. Less than stellar night. as usual. oh well I would expect it though. She sat with us for about a half hour waiting for her ma to pick her up. Meanwhile me and adam argued over baseball, and sarah tried to make a point about the braves but they suck so she couldn't, heh. Ken came by and we both started talking smack about the cubs and braves. How J.D. Drew and Pujols and Jim Edmonds are gods. aww yeah. anyway... then sarah left. then we left. then I came home. I suck. still need a job too.

03-27-02
Today is the one year anniversay of my bro, AJ and Misty's wedding. yeeee. Also the 21st birthday of Stephanie Fuqua. what a joyus day for all. well except me of course. I still can't find a f'en memory card anywhere. And I'm starting to feel kinda bad about having aj's for so long. It's been like going on 3 weeks now. I are still trying, don't think I'm just saying screw it, I got AJ's or anything, bro. Anyway... uh.. well that's about it really. Yesterday I went to adar's about 4 and he was reading calvin and hobbes and chuck was playing Pokemon Snap......... and then adam's like, hey will you take us to happy dragon, then we can go to the mall. like it's a reward. I didn't wanna go to the happy dragon but we did anyway. Adam seems to think about 10 or 15 "c'mon"s will cure what ails you. when really it's annoying and you just don't want to hear it anymore. went to the mall, walked around, went to all the places that would have the memory cards, none had any. left. came home. been here ever since. I was pleasantly surprised when beth IMed me. She never does that! heh. oh well. she spun her car yesterday morning on 25th street, geh. anyway. uhhh... I think we's all going out tonight to meal for aj and misty's anniversary. but I'm not sure. me ma said something about it a week or so ago but haven't heard about it since. K I'm done.