March '01
3-1-01
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3-2-01
Well good good stuff. For one, chuck did call this girl jamie and they talked for awhile, so it's anybody's guess, adam met with kristin and showed her his "crib" and we all know what adam does there... but he denies anything. And we were finally allowed back into the good denny's and we went and had coffee withough any troubles. Oh and my right headlight went out and adam was in front of me and told me to go to marathon and he told me about it and I was a pissed off little monkey so I gave it a f'en hard kick and it came back on. I'm a mechanic. yep. Then I kept playing with my god damn passenger door and alas, I got it to open. From the inside, but still, it's better than not opening at all. So I fixed my car in 2 ways tonight. Odd. So chuck, adam and kind of pappy had a good day. Which can only mean, the next 2 weeks are going to be hell. Other than that nothing really happened.... Oh, chuck put a staple in his hand for a carton of cigarettes. This guy at marathon told chuck he'd give him a carton if he let him staple his hand, so chuck got the stapler, whack and he got a carton. Hrmm, I think that's about it... pretty much. Sorry for the short entry but I had to edit the page. you know, put the stuff in the feb. section and take it off and all that other junk. anyway. l8r
3-3-01
Last night at hardees jamie showed up and me and gimp goat unanimously agreed to be charlie bear's sworn enemies if he did by some act of satan go out with her, but I can see it not going through, not all the way anyway. maybe friends, nothing more. Anywhoo, sarah wasn't at bowling again, this makes joe a dull boy. Sigh, go to bowling, see lots of young'ns but not the only one I want to see. That's life, gotta love it. Today adam and chuck work till like 11 so HAPPY DAY!!!!! I get to do jack sh*t till 11!! yeeeee!!!!...
3-4-01
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3-5-01
Well sunday sucked. Didn't do anything. Went to marathon about 10 and charlie bear was there and we just sat in there till about 10:30 then went to willy goats then went to play pool. I don't know why we play pool, we always just argue because everyone (except me) can't play their way out of a paper bag without bullsh*t shots. Anyway... Then we went to denny's and adam made the comment in the quote part. Good stuff. Then william told her to come tell us what was going on and she said "What? that we had an affair?" and was serious too. He acts surprised and says "No, I meant tell them the truth" and she says I did. heh, dude got caught. THEN after a few minutes she tries to say she was kidding. Anyway... We made a list of what to get soccergirl for her birthday, most of which could be found in Priscilla's :) charlie bear didn't appreciate it and ripped it up. Those fuzzy handcuffs would be cool....err... anyway, I think charlie bear lost is official IQ Club card, so he's not a member anymore unless he finds it. When we left adam called me a dumb hispanic so I got in my car and left and he chased me about a block or so and I finally let him in, then chuck. So i felt I needed to earn an x on my card, haven't done that in awhile, so we go in fairbanks park, yay!!... if you don't know, that's where me, adam, crystal and jessica went a lot... anyway... drove around got out and looked at the dock because the water was high and I wanted to see if it was above the dock. Wasn't. Anywhoo, then most of the way back to chuck's we were doing about.....20 in a 55... finally I kept slowing down and we counted down the speed, from 5,4,3,2,1 and the ominous "Happy New Year!!!!.." all this at 4 in the morning :) So I got my x. It was happy gay fun. I guess you had to be there. Anyway, out like a lamp!
3-6-01
Howdy. Tomorrow is SoccerGirl's birthday! :) I am updating this page from the infamous Gimp Goat's house. Yes, he's moved into this place and pretty much only has a couch, computer and tv in here. With N64 of course, only one game though, anyway, Nothing at all going on. We're pretty much having a "smoke out" at adam's friday about 11. Just a bunch of people from hardees coming here to do the bad grass. I Highly doubt I'll do any, haven't touched the stuff since august, haven't had a urge to do it since. Last night about... 3:00 in the morning we had an IQ Club revelation: Model Cars!@!#$@ So we went to wally world and I purchased a model car, a challenger.. whatever year it is. It's a car, not a rocket, although ironically I'm going to be blowing this one up though :) I've put some of it together when I got off work. Gimp goat was supposed to meet charlie bear at the old folk's home at 9 but he was late and called about 9:45 saying he was talking to TLSWTNTBSITH(kristen) and stuff. He persists with his child molesting, although she recently turned 16 so it's not quite statutory rape anymore. Gawdammit I can't think of anything else we did. Darn it all to heck. SoccerGirl and her dot friends (injuns, not americans) are supposed to be having a slumber party at the porter house.... heh, friday night so we may have to make an IQ club field trip :) Ok well charlie's making happy chimp noises playing WWF on N64 so I'll go now. (:(|)MONKEY
3-7-01
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3-8-01
God damn me, I told myself I wasn't going to get into that stuff again (refer to 3-6-01) and I went and did it last night at millennium. Sigh, I'm stupid sometimes. 7 months and 3 days down the drain. oh well. I'm supposed to be at work right now but I woke up late. Actually I woke up with enough time, but kinda fell back asleep. God damn comfortable bed, I wish it would die. I need some straw and a rock for a bed. The 6th we went to denny's and these monkies from millennium, one of them the ape from a long time ago when I was with crystal, came in with 2 white girls and were acting as most black males do (I'm not racist, but I wouldn't say it if it weren't true) and they inadvertenly annoyed us. Then out of nowhere you hear screetching tires and a boom. Well it appears the one night we get a booth that's blocked by a wall instead of a window, a semi decides to rear end a truck. Anywhoo, last night we went again but we were... uh...High so we found many things to be funny. I got there first and brian was there and he was telling these guys how we got kicked out for like 2 months because of my silly little comment card. There was a time when me and chucky boy were laughing so hard I couldn't breath, but I forget what was going on. Adam was having a squirrel voice about something. I guess friday the plan is basically anyone who wants to just kind of pass out at adam's can. Slumber party!!!!! right. Chuck asked adam "hypothetically, if I was jamie's first shag and she was my first shag, how would that sit with you?" mwuahahaha, sorry chuck but you'll never get that, the world is a scary screwed up place, but it's not that bad yet. You'll never tag it, so don't worry about it. I'll tell it to your face too so don't get all pissy when you read it here like I backstabbed you or something. I can take you down, boy.
3-9-01
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3-10-01
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3-11-01
Hey. WEll friday didn't happen. People got off work too late and all this other BS so nothing happened. Saturday sarah didn't show up yet again, so pappy wasn't at all pleased to begin with, then I bowl a 233, 232, and.....145..... ahaha, oh my pappy was a saucy boy that day! After that just went home and pappy aj wanted to play hockey so we did.. playstation of course, and nothing happened all day. Went to the old folkes home and mealed. Pookie almost got another mouse but I messed that up. She had it and I opened the garage door and she looked up at me and the mouse got away. Sorry pookster. Then she was rubbing her eye afterwards, maybe the mouse fought back. Don't worry, I'll step on mr jingles if I see it for you. About 9 I go home and about 9:30 I decide I'm going to call sarah and see why she hasn't been there, so I do and we talk and I find out she has softball practice every saturday which means I'll only see her at bowling if it's bad weather outside... maybe. sigh, just like last year only god didn't incapacitate her. She was watching mission to mars, oddly enough I had just watched that thursday. Things were going well when her phone started to break up then just went out. MWUahahhahhhaa, I could've swore I heard an old man laughing pleasently to himself... God works for the phone company I guess. Sigh, will nothing ever go joe's way? nope, I get to work 10 hour shifts starting monday, oh f'en jolly day. I qualified for this coca cola bowling thing and the next round was either monday, tuesday or friday this week, but all at 4:30 so I can't bowl in any of them because of my beautiful job at columbia house!!!!!!! chalk up another win for god
3-12-01
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3-13-01
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3-14-01
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3-15-01
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3-16-01
Hi. Well I forget if anything's happened or not since... sunday. Hmm worked the happy 10 hour shifts but next thursday it'll be worth it. I started drawing this d00d at my desk at work. It's a skull with a long spinal cord and bone wings. It's nice. Has the quote "Light a candle for the sinners, Set the world on fire" and the skull's on fire too. I'm just that cool. Kay from denny's is back to working there :) I guess she got laid off from her other job so she needed some cashe and started again tonight. Last night we went there and kay, bryan and his g/f kristie (I assume that's the spelling for it) were there and were talking about lots of different sexual positions... OOOK. well tonight william was supposed to work but he didn't and when we went in there, julie, vickie, kay, etc. asked where willy goat was and we didn't know, so adam and chucky went to his house and his g/f answered the door and said he was sick and couldn't call into work because he doesn't have a phone. Anywhoo. About 5 minutes before we decided to leave, a total of about... 10-12 hot girls came in... hahah..... ok. Chuck's still trying to hook up with jamie and I'll harm him beyond recognition if she does go out with him. Before her answer was "Let's just be friends" which means "no" but he's still persisting. This whole thing with sarah still bothers me. I haven't seen her in a month. A frickin' month. Weather may be bad saturday, maybe softball practice will be cancelled. Doubt it, that would be too good for joe. Anything else... Adam kicked a hole in his wall because chuck got invited to go camping with some of the hardee's crew and adam asked who was going and chuck mentioned carrie, so he got upset and kicked the wall... then tried to cover up the hole with a f'en towel... ok, a towel in the middle of a wall isn't obvious. Well tonight I"m going to vigo bowl for the glow bowling thing because sarah went last friday so hopefully she'll be there this time. I need my dose of sarah. I'm running low. But she won't be there because this time I AM going. Last week I thought about it but decided not to, so she went. mwuahaha, god is a funny funny man.
3-17-01
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3-18-01
Welcome kids, to the only webpage you'll ever need to keep yourself amused at my expense. mwuahahah.... saturday was f'ered up. I bowl a 497(that's not good, for the bowling ignorances) and for some reason each time jamie price threw her ball, she'd walk back and kind of look at me. Almost every time. Finally I just looked back and she smiled and said "Hi Joe"... now you may think this is normal, but I haven't really talked to this girl for like 2 years, then all of a sudden, she's looking at me and says hi. out of the blue... see, I know she doesn't like want to go out, because god couldn't allow that, (if you'd seen her, you'd know why) but it's just another splinter in my mind that won't go away until I get some sort of head trauma. I called sarah about 9:30 last night and talked for awhile, god must've been harassing chuck at hardees because her phone didn't go out or blow up or a tree didn't fall on adam's house. The only good thing really I got out of it was her aol screenname, but in turn, adam checking the profile shows she does indeed have a boyfriend. She never mentions him to me or anything, weird. Oh well. I got all 3 of our bikes last night at wal mart... $370..... SIGH, the two pig f'ers better pay me back too, or heads will roll. Adam was the first to bail. tried to jump on this curb and his back tire didn't want to go, so plop. a group of 18,19 and 19 year old guys on bikes at plaza north at 2 am.... :) nothing says iq club like a bike ride in 32 degree weather. Well I think that's about it... I guess... about to go to bogeys...
3-19-01
What great happy stuff. I got my hand wounded pretty bad at bogey's. All that hitting opened up 2 blisters on my left hand. Owzies, then later me and chuck came here and played tony hawk 2 (the devil I tell you) and I got online after I got mad at the damn thing and started talking to sarah and found out even more happy great gay news to add the weekend streak, She may not be able to bowl at all next year because of softball, yay!!! :-D..... of course you can just smell the stench of sarcasm there. I told her how we see each other like never now, imagine what it'll be like if she doesn't bowl at all. Sigh, now god's trying to take away the one glimmer of light in my dark life away. ... so then we went biking. We rode up to willy goat's house, which is a nice distance away, that hurt a little. We rested, decided hell why not go to isu? So we did, not bad, rode around, all that good stuff. Then when it was time to come home... wow, ISU to near North Plaza. That's a nice little ride, especially when your legs are already sore and the seat on the bike is too small and too low. Then to make it better, chuck wanders in the road in front of a car, almost gets hit, then flips the car off, they come back and start circling us sort of and some punks get out and start talking smack, so we left. So chuck almost gets hit, then almost gets us jumped. What a guy. We finally get home, almost dead. Went to millennium to tell gimp and willy goat we're just going to go to denny's. A few minutes after we get there a few people show up, including a ... wow. Blonde in a pink shirt which was a little too tight and short for her... which was a good thing and leather pants.... SIGH, I made the statement any guy who goes out with her should have his head cave in... anywhoo. Adam came about 1:45 and whined about getting tested for STDs and stuff then left. I started doodling, chuck said I'd make a good tattoo drawer... not doing tattoos, but making designs people could pick out to have done. I think I'm quite decent too. So I spend like 45 minutes just doing stuff. So finally it's 3, I take charlie bear home and come here. yay. What a lovely day. Anywhoo. L8r
3-20-01
Wellllll today I woke up about 9:30 and went to marathon about 10:15 to get my passenger door handle fixed. It was fixed and I was gone about.... 1:45... SIGH, they ordered the handle and when they got it, it was the driver side instead of passenger, so they had to order it again and it took forever and blah blah... at least they didn't charge me, either because d00d thought I paid for it when I went friday or because I had to wait so long. Anyway, so I get home and call in to work and said I'd still be getting me car fixed and couldn't make it :) Chuck came over about 5, we figure out our bikes need a sort of funny looking thing to adjust the seats, so I look around for one and can't find one, aj looks and can't find one, so we go to menards and get one. Boy howdy, you'd never think that many hot girls would work at frickin' menards, but they do. We got in the line where the hispanic looking one was :) anyway, went home, and alas, god does not let it be so, none of the things fit. So had to go back (darn) got the right ones and got in the same line :) hey she was hot, if you'd seen her you'd understand, anyway, so they work and we fix our seats. Good stuff. Ride around, then we go to marathon and jack lotsa stuff. Cookies, hot pockets, funyons, pop tarts, nutri-grain bars, etc. and go to bogeys. Well we were there about 5 minutes and I broke my bats and it sucked. I broke both bats in a total of 4 swings. Cracked the first one, then used chuck's bat, 3 swings later it totally broke and flew. Went behind the pitching machines. Went inside and asked for some assistance, holding the small end of the bat. We went to marathon to show it to adam, he was amused as well. So we came back here and I write this while charlie bear plays tony hawk 2. I guess that's about it for now, l8r.
3-21-01
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3-22-01
Well it's obvious god wants me to get fired from Columbia house. Just 2 days after I get
my door handle fixed, my left rear tire gets a leak. Yep, so I have to get that fixed really
soon but I have to work at 10 tomorrow.... Nice. And I was supposed to go in at 10 today
but woke up late and went in at noon so they give me half an occurence and now I have 9.
So one more and Pappy's terminated, and I have to find the time to get the tire fixed,
mwuahahahahhaha. God is a clever one. Oh well, I didn't like having money anyway. Ironically
I was hoping they'd fire me today when they had me go to human resources but they just gave
me another final warning. Very good stuff. See it's "coincidences" like this that make me
hate god like I do. 2 days. 2 f'en days after one thing's fixed, another thing goes wrong.
Well everyone leaves for pappy AJ's wedding tomorrow after they get off work. Last night we
just rode around ISU on our bikes, nothing cool, didn't do jack shiznit. Ahh the wonders of
pappy's life, a puzzle inside a mystery in an enigma. yay.
3-23-01
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3-24-01
God's a funny little f*ck. He decided I should have my tire go flat again only this time get shredded up because of the rims. Anywhoo, my car was out by jiffy on 3rd since thursday but today I got the sh*t done. I gots 2 new back tires. yay. Now what'll break... I can see my steering wheel falling off soon. Not poo going on either. I guess because I called into work tuesday and was hella late thursday, I got another final warning (final doesn't seem to mean final around there) and if I miss one more day, pappy is out on the street begging for cookie crumbs and wooden nickels. Nah, I'm the man, I can find another job. Grampappy AJ and his woman and me mum are all in vegas now. 9 days of happy gay fun... or boredom. Door 2 looks more probable. Anyway.... late, rack him.
3-25-01
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3-26-01
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3-27-01
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3-28-01
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3-29-01
Well it's official. Pappy has worked at columbia house from 5-22-00 through 3-29-01. It was a good fight. Yesterday a coworker got fired because she was late and that gave her too many occurances, and I was late yesterday so I was one tardy (6 minutes or more) away from being fired, and today I slept it. I woke up at 11 and actually laid in bed thinking of whether I should go to work or quit... Well finally I thought too long and it was too late. I'm having mixed emotions, but I'll find another job. No sweat off my back. Although nobody in my family is going to be really overjoyed... oh well. Other than that, nothing has f'en happened gawdammit. It's been too cold lately to do anything. Oh, and I think it was tuesday I was at adam's and we were going to go to denny's but him and charlie bear kept playing wrestlemania, so I get on aol and check sarah's profile just wanting to see that thing about her james and stuff, and alas it says she's single... SIGH, any other person would say "now's your chance!" but you see, I doubt I have a chance. Come on, most of you have seen me. She wouldn't give me the time of day in that scenario. At least I don't think she would.... but I don't know...... as you may be able to tell, it's caused much mental anguish. Poo on it. I guess willy goat found a new grazing buddy. Stacey ( or staci, stacy, stacie, whatever) and he's thinking of leaving candi. That's the double edged sword of a lifetime. See, stacey(y,ie,i) wants to be around him, wants to meet his friends, and doesn't hang around a 3rd moon of jupiter of a mom like candi, but..... she's just as 00gley if not worse than candi. It's up to willy goat now. It's in his hooves.
Sweet mother of jesus I got my tongue pierced... well today I was waiting on charlie bear to come over so i look at my speakers in my trunk and the right ones aren't working so I work on them and get them fixed. Whilst waiting on chuck, pappy sees 3 young'ns and a little boy walking down the street. not bad. about 10 minutes later they walk back down, pappy says hi, only person to respond was the boy.. stupid whores. anyway. then the girl next door who I had never seen before till today is like trying to be nosey seeing what I'm doing while trying to be hidden be the front door. Anyway. Mail comes, she goes out and gets it (probably for the first time in 3 years) and while she's walking back she's glancing at me. Pappy's just a sexy bitch... well not really. Anyway. Went to columbia house to get my stuff and give them my nametag and junk about 5. Pappy was almost a little misty. But I wasn't. Just told everyone if they wanted to e-mail me, jason has my e-mail address. So that's that. Pappy's unemployed. Then about 5:30 we go to billy joe's tattoo and piercing place and I get a little info on the piercing and I see Tim Niece (guy on my bowling team, well used to be) and he was getting a tattoo. So I leave and charlie's saying I'm a chicken and left with my tail between my legs, so I bitchslapped the ho on the leg with a good right jab. He felt it. About 7:30 we go back, I get it done, it's done... I had like 5 different people watching. including a hot chick but had a b/f. I think she was thinking of getting one. She was all interested in seeing it and asked if it hurt and stuff. AFter a few minutes I like get dizzy and it got all hot, so charlie bear took me to marathon and we showed adam the tape. Yes, pappy got it on film. Then we go to bogey's and pappy mashes a few, leaves. yadda yadda, we're here and I'm writing this. It's an odd feeling you really can't describe. I guess you can only know what it's like if you have it done. Anywhoo. l8r
3-30-01
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3-31-01
With a new month comes a new refreshed page, but it's the last day. let's make it a good one. Well went to bowling and sarah indeed showed up. In fact, pappy bowled with young'ns-a-plenty. Sarah, Jamie, Dani, etc. then there were two spazzed out guys who need to up their doses of ritalin. My bro and ma and now sister in law should be getting home sometime today I think. Me paw still doesn't know I quit my job and got my tongue pierced. Speaking of, Yesterday I was at marathon keeping adar company and I looked at my tongue in this mirror and it was a pale shade of green. Pappy was not amused. I was kind of freaking out and adam's like "dude that's not a good color, you should go get that looked at" and I'm all worried then some old lady comes in (think she was a lez too) and asked what the prob was and I said my tongue was turning green and she looked at it and told me it was the listerine just turning my mouth green. What a sigh of relief pappy had. THen he wanted to harm gimp goat very much badly for making me worry that much. Just a few more days of nothing happening and my tongue should be just fine. Chuck gave me a barbell he had that has 69 on the ball. He didn't want it because it wasn't in his size. He's into like a 10-gauge now, and mine's 14 so the barbell is a 14. the lower the number, the bigger the hole. It's funny, pappy was overhearing a conversation between sarah and danny travelstead and she was telling him how she's doing something with this dude andrew after she's done bowling and later tonight she's doing something with a john guy. Looks like her card's full. See, this is what happens when a girl gets to high school. Pappy blew his chance, (not that she'd have said yes anyway, that's just not right) anyway. Guess I'll get to work making the april page for tomorrow. l8r
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