June '01
6-1-01
God dammit, I have to make another month folder for the page. As I stated in the start of may, it's a bitch to do and takes up too much time. I'll do it later. I also put in 2 new terms in the IQ Club Slang And Smacktalk section. They're "Black'n" and "Pig-Dog". For those that are already up to date on my webpage, you may already have a clue as to what they mean, but you should check and see anyway. We couldn't find chuck last night. Dunno where he went. oh well. Wednesday night carla was our waitress and we still have failed to communicate with her like the other servers. Usually it takes about 2 or 3 times of a server to get to talking to them like we're friends or something, like brian and kay. But carla's proving to be a challenge. She's just too shy. Around us anyway. But when I gave her the money, our fingers touched. awwwwww yeah..... yes my life is that pathetic. anyway. The cards are on like a 4 game losing streak. Good stuff. Adam's talking sh*t because the cubs are in first. He needs to chill out a little bit. Hmm... I'm about 3/4 of the way done with "Foley Is Good" and dammit, I like it. I wish it were longer so I could enjoy it more. I mean it's like a whole crapload of pages. I mean it's like an inch and a half thick! I usually don't read anything thicker than...... calista flockhart's waist, but still. Good reading material. Go out and buy it. only like $26.95, but it's well worth it. I really can't remember jack from what's happened... although nothing's happened... oh wednesday I woke up and thought I had pink eye because they were of course pink, but I figured out it was from laughing so hard from reading foley is good, then I was about to leave and I rubbed my eye, my god, it started to burn so f'en bad. I tried to wash it out with water but it still hurt like a bad mawfugger, then I looked at it in the mirror and it looked like I actually ripped my damn eye! what the hell? I drove to my parent's house like with the eye almost closed the whole time, it hurt like a bitch I tell ya. After awhile it started to go away. Chuck was pissed because he wanted me to take him to get his check and get it cashed before 4, and after I told him about the eye he was still pissed because my eye kept him from getting his money to blow. he still did (explain in a minute). I told the dumb f*ck that vision is a little bit important in driving. Later he tells me he called hardee's and they didn't get the checks that day anyway because monday was a holiday. So anyway, to yesterday. Chuck got his check and cashed it... gives 60 to adam (because he owes him like 400), he bought a carton of cigarettes, (about 30) gives 30 to billy to get weed, and said he was going to buy a cd on his break. So the day he gets his check, he's spent about $140 already. And he bitches about not having money. I oughta backhand the stupid ass. Anyway, went to denny's last night and carla was there but she wasn't working. So was eran. We sit down (me and adam) and are pretty much there to see if chuck will show up. Brian was there and he came and sat with us for awhile. Nothing really happened. So we left about 1:30 and I came home to type what you're reading now. Alright, that's about it. l8r
It's aboot a quarter till 9pm. When I got up this morn... afternoon, I got online and adam told me that chuck came to his house about 4am last night and was high as hell. Then later he got Assclown high even after adam told him not to, and while adam was asleep he apparently blew smoke into his face and sort of got him high. I told adam if chuck did that to me, I'd have beat the sh*t out of him. I'm sure there's some kind of crime about making someone use illegal drugs against their will. Of course adam didn't help matters by saying he was so pissed charlie did that, that charlie asked if he wanted a joint to smoke and he did. So because he was pissed at charlie, he smoked out with him. I told him that was some pretty good logic he used there. Well I'm pissed at him, might as well smoke weed with him! anyway. cut the grass at my parent's house while my dad was at hardee's and he came home and felt my forehead (or tried to, I backed away) because I did so without having him whine for 20 minutes about it. Left, came back home and watched some stupid crap. Pretty boring, but I plan on going to bogey's again tonight. that's just good stuff. You should go more often if you don't. Bogey's Is Good. So is foley. the book is like about 460 pages, and I got through it with about 3 different reading sessions. Of course each one was like 2 hours long. Reading Is Fun. Yay. read more. like this site, reading is essential to your expanding knowledge, unless you live in west t, then you can't read anyway. hahahahha, it doesnt' matter what I say because they can't read it anyway. like the amish. I should start an anti-amish website. how would they find out about it to sue me? mwuahahaha....
6-2-01
There's not much to update you on, other than we went to denny's last night. took about an hour before our order got taken because carla was supposed to be our waitress, but she thought peggy was supposed to be, so it took a high chuck to clear things up. We followed chuck out to his house after he got off work, went to adam's and he rolls a joint which he was proud of and smoked it. I put the fan to blow the smoke away from me, I'm a good guy. and so he's high, we go to denny's. Brian shows up a little later and sits with us. Chuck wants smokes because he left his at adam's and he and brian go to get some. They both come back giggling like little schoolgirls. Guess chuck thought it was the right time to bust out a joint, driving to a gas station..... alright. anyway, I'm really updating this thing just to put the picture of chuck (above) that I made and to show off the absolute best picture of Pig Dog to date. mwuahahaha. k out
6-3-01
Adam certainly enjoyed the picture of chuck up there :) he simply had to shake my hand for accomplishing such greatness. Anyway. I'm going to go through all the pics with chuck in them and put hunnypots on his head. Well we went to bogey's last night and stuff. My hands are starting to hurt a little from it. I saw this aluminum bat bogey's had out there and tried the mawfugger out. Damn, that was some good swinging there. No wonder jim rome calls them "rocket launchers" There was some old'ns there but they were all with guys, so I batter horrible. Our night was pretty much done right there. When adam and chuck came to my parent's house about 10:45 (I was over there, actually I'm still here) and they tell me william wants us to let stacey sit with us when we're there because she's not allowed to just sit in there to wait for william to get off work, so he wants her to sit with us............................................. well adam's going to tell him to go somewhere. Stacey does not need to be around us. And adam's proposing we make Steak and Shake our next hangout, after denny's. Like when denny's is busy or skankho is there or something. Then go to steak'n shake. Sounds good. he says the waitresses there are hot too. Chuck said one had a ghetto booty, even though adam says her ass was like kay's or carla's. (which is a very good thing) and chuck wants to get married on halloween.... he needs to worry about finding someone that'll actually marry him before wanting to get married on halloween. the dumbf*ck.
6-4-01
Wow, it's already been a full year to this day since i graduated. And tomorrow, it'll be a year since I first starting seeing crystal, mwuahahahhahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa... I still want my damn ring back. anyway. Greg came into denny's. that was odd. he wants his speakers back.... tough luck. if he can get my ring back I'll gladly give him his speakers, I mean, my speakers. When we first got to denny's, carla seated us and I almost thought for a second she was genuinely being nice to us. Why, almost friendly-like! anyway. Charlie was being the ass as usual. He whined about his glass-o-water having something on the edge of it, so rather than drink from the other side, he bitches and peggy just gets the glass and pours it into his empty glass, but kind of spilled a bit of water on the floor and on her hand. Chuck's such a good guy. The cubs finally lost, and the cards won I think... I'll have to check that. Somehow we got to talking about how I broke up with amanda and how it was pathetic and I know it was, but still, I got joy out of thinking maybe when she got it, she thought I got her a present or something. Like I dropped off a gift for her. heh, too bad the end results weren't quite there. I'm so glad I wasn't home when she came by and dropped off the same box with some junk in it. mainly my ring, yay. At least she gave the ring back and didn't move to muncie with it, f*cking slut crystal. sigh. Anyway. I'm adding a new term to my Slang and Smacktalk section. The Weapon Of Mass Destruction In Small Quantities. check it out to see what it is.
Awww yeah, I found this poem I wrote about charlie while rummaging through my basement. Here it is!
6-5-01
Yay, one year anniversary of me and crystal going out. To celebrate, I'd like to shoot 365 people... and 1/4. Well not much has happened, except what I have written down on my little notepad I now carry around. Adam talked to his ex kristen today, and it appears she's now going out with some guy named Charlie (not pooh) heh. And later he talked to melissa online and she hasn't been home to receive his calls the past few days because she's having some ex-boyfriend problems, but hopefully she'll get them worked out. Unlike most of the girls adam meets, this melissa is actually nice. I wanted to go to the mall today to get the Shawshank Redemption because it's a tight ass movie, but nooo, adam didn't want to go because he had to watch his precious Monday Night RAW. Letting wrestling control your life is not a good thing. Anyway. I went to my parent's house to meal and while there my dad tells me I should call sarah or something before next bowling season and see if she wants to be on my team.... I guess he still doesn't know she's not bowling next year. He'll find out soon enough. I didn't tell him. I just humored him. Went back to adam's, watched the cardinals beat the reds again to make a 3 game win streak. And they play the cubs tomorrow, awwwww yeah. They're gonna skin some little cubbies. While we were in denny's, melissa's friend katie comes in (charlie likes her, thinks he has a chance with her for some odd reason) with a guy and they both go to the bathroom, and then leave. So god's after charlie now. He likes her, he was just talking about her like 5 minutes before she came in, and she comes in and leaves. heh. Good stuff. There was this crazy guy in there and he was talking to the arabs. He wasn't helping himself any. He started singing ahab the arab by ray stevens. I liked it :) Later peggy came in. Along with jeff cantrell. drunk as usual. Not much happened after that... kind of a boring day. Later I find out chuck went home after denny's to write a note saying he's staying at adam's and he finds a note from his mom saying the insurance people are coming over in the morning, probably to talk about the accident. He suspects they're either taking him off the insurance and/or making him pay for the accident by himself. Sweet mullet :) l8r Everybody Loves God
Dammit... my parents are leaving for new mexico this saturday and I'm not sure if I want to go or not... I want to see my relatives, but I don't like being gone that long.... sigh. I'll let you all know soon enough.
6-6-01
Oh man, yesterday we didn't do crap, well... me and adam went to the mall and I finally got The Shawshank Redemption. we went to denny's and sat with brian and kristie. nothing really happen there. chuck thought it would be a good investment to buy 2 magazines on weed. high times and weed magazine or something. Anyway. After awhile it ended up with me chuck and adam at the table and brian talking to some guys a few tables down and kristie went to go try to make him go home. She was tired I guess. She also got my website address again. Whether they decide to see it or not, only Vinnie the Bull knows. Well we went to adam's and we all tripped out on dxm, which is in Coricidine, while watching the Shawshank Redemption. Good movie. first time I saw it all the way through. After that it was some good stuff. Stumbling around and sh*t. anyway. I ended up waking up today about 3 on the floor. I was going to go home but chuck turned on BioDome, which I'd never seen, but pauly shore is a god. So I left and went to the old folk's home and came here. yay. that's about it. oh it's Misty's birthday today. she's in the mid 20's I think. anywhoo, out
6-7-01
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6-8-01
Early friday morn. The kiddies got out of school after wednesday. So now there's a bunch of little monkies running around everywhere 24/7 instead of just after 3:15. Oh well. yesterday I woke up around 4:30 and adam came by around 5 and we went to get some meal. we watched the simpsons from 6-7 and afterwards went to Pinwheel Cremery where his friend melissa works. We went in there and stayed till about 8, and her coworker was hot too. There are just some places that are bad for the mental health. Like menards and the mall. Well after that we went to chuck's house to get him and then to bogey's where we mashed like kings. Well I did anyway. I think I'm starting to hit the ball harder. It seemed like it was jumping off the bat faster than it has the past few times. Guess I'm that damn good. Later went to adam's, watched the end of the hockey game (col wins 4-0) We watched the last half of the Green Mile and chuck didn't understand why a person could get misty-eyed (like adam did) at the end. It was rough trying to explain to the hardcore boy about how john coffey didn't kill anyone and was a good guy and you kind of get attached to him like the guards did. Anyway. He says the crow was more emotional when dude meets his wife after killing like a hundred people. Right. Then we watched part of gladiator, went to denny's, where brian, kristie, eran and kay were sitting in the back. We acknowledged them. Started going off on chuck about why green mile kicks ass, as well as anything with the name Tom hanks in the credits. Hell he could be the key gaffer, whatever that is, and it'll kick ass. Later he goes on to accidentally tell us he went to a showing of the Rocky Horror picture Show dressed like a transvestite... sigh, our charlie bear went to a movie like a transvestite. So we made fun of him of course. For some reason the most of the night we were talking about movies. Movies by people that kicked ass (Tom Hanks, Bruce Willis, Keanu Reeves, etc) and stuff. Later brian comes by so we can tell him that charlie's a transvestite. Then we get to talking about pets, and adam tells brian about how his dog got into a rabbit's nest on easter sunday and was tossing baby rabbits up and down all day and his little sister whitney saw it and adam told her it was the easter bunny. Good stuff. I saw greg's sister stephanie in denny's tonight too. still hot. God dammit, I could've gone out with her. sigh. she has a kid now, so it's not quite as tempting. plus she was with her boyfriend. She did wave though. Well we left and I dropped them off at my house because that's where adam left his car and I came to my parent's house where I am currently at. Wonder what's in store for the iq club tomorrow. Charlie's trying to take my Handy Dandy Pen! I'll kill the mawfugger. I left it at adam's because it fell out of my pocket and now he's saying it's his. The damn transvestite smelly pile of pooh with a hot sister I want to do R-rated things with :) How's that taste? Out! -rack him-
6-9-01
Yesterday was kind of weird. I get up, go to adam's, and we go to the mall. adam gets some vacuum bags. later we go to pet land and adam gets some cat toys. I found this thing called the kitten mitten, it's a glove with really long fingers and puffy balls at the end full of catnip! My god, a cat would die with happiness with that thing. charlie didn't want to play with it. so anyway, he gets the stuff, chuck steals a small harley davidson hat for pig-dog and we go to his house and he puts it on. it was f'en hilarious, amy and michelle were home but the porter parents were not... amy was looking quite well today, I must admit. We got outside and chuck was staying home and I said "amy sure looked well today" and he's like "what" so I run away and say "well she does" and he didn't know what I said the first time, so he gets some rocks and starts throwing them and one hit me in the back (not hard of course, because he's a transvestite) and so I start walking towards him and he drops the rocks and tries to act like he didn't do anything so I hit him in the arm. my watch kept popping off. So he gets this big rock and acts like he's going to throw it. (big like basketball size big) and I back up, he sees this chain on the ground, grabs it, it's attached to the fence so he goes to unfasten it and I step on it and grab the chain, then the dumb f*cker punches me in the chest. Well by now the dumb mawfugger was asking for a good old fashioned patented asswhoopin and I was ready to give it to him, but I didn't, I had a nice little smile on my face the whole time, because I wasn't really going to jack him unless he hit me again, then amy and michelle start watching from inside, I stopped. I guess I pissed him off. I wasn't going to fight him unless he hit me again, but geez. he gets all offended. adam asked if he was going to go to his house after he got off work tomorrow, "nope" and goes inside. jesus christ. someone lets him know he's not a hardcore badass and he gets offended. anyway. It's not like I'm going to lie like adam, amy happens to be a very attractive young brunette, so sue me. f*cking smelly pile of transvestite sh*t
It's about 11:30 now. My parents have left for new mexico. They left about 5:30 this morning. After updating the page around 3am, I came to the old folks home and my dad was already up. Around 4 I woke up maw and they started getting ready while I watched pro bowling on tv. Love bowling. So then I helped them load up the van and they left. 3 weeks... by my lonesome... :) I'm probably going to bring my computer here since I'm going to be here most of the time now. I gotsa get in my hour of quake minimum daily. I haven't been asleep yet. I've been up since around 4pm yesterday. I merely stayed up, watched tv, after they left played with pookie and stuff, then I just got done cutting the grass, and I'm not tired. if I'm up by 11am, I'm going to be up the rest of the day. Just waiting for something to do... it's kind of boring. someone needs to get online I can talk to.
6-10-01
Chuck came over around 2 yesterday. I guess he wasn't as mad as I thought he should be. First day without the parents... went off without any probs. of course I didn't do anything either. I spent a total of about... an hour and a half not here yesterday. about an hour at adam's, and about a half hour at my house getting my computer to bring over here. After I got back from my house, I walk in the kitchen and step on something soft... I guess pookie thought it was better to leave a mouse she caught in the middle of the kitchen floor than in the garage. stupid cat. Well nothing at all going on today. I've slept about a total of 2 hours since waking up at 4pm friday. I think I'll try and get my 12 hour shift in tonight. Oh, and I found this picture of my friend stephanie fuqua and e-mailed her just to say hi, and asked how things were going in the married world, and she's kind enough to let me know she's expecting a child around jan. or feb. haha, not mad, but still. god at play.
6-11-01
Well, mr. tim is dead. 7:14am central time. Well I stayed up and watched that on tv, all 8 channels or so it was on. by accident though. I was just up watching "Bad Boys" starring will smith and martin lawrence. And suddenly it was like 6:30 and I started listening to bob and tom and then I'm like "holy sh*t!" and turned on the tv and watched. apparently mawfugger didn't say anything and just kind of stared at the ceiling till he was dead. It just seems weird knowing this historical moment in us history took place less than a few miles from where I am right now. The old folks' home. anyway, more on that later. Yesterday we bar-b-qed at my parent's house. Just sort of a spurt of the moment idea after we went to bogey's and smelled some grilling going on. There was a buttload of people there, and a lot of them young'ns and old'ns alike. Driving by the prison yesterday to go to chuck's house was a biatch. had to go all slow, media people walking along the side of the road, I decided to play a little Reflecting God by marilyn manson. like the line "Shoot, Shoot, Shoot mother f*cker" :) anyway. we grilled, I talked to someone online who shall remain anonymous because they might not want more people to know about it. Anyway, they got busted for minor consumption and grounded till at least august, and that's only if they have good behavior most of the time. geez, that'll teach em to drink a little more responsibly. or wait till they're 21. heh. My cousin in new mexico is starting his own website, kind of like mine, only not nearly as good :) I don't remember the url, but it's not done yet anyway. whenever it is, lemme know and I'll link it, magoo. Right now is day 3 of the Joe Wilson Home Alone Capers. My parents should be sitting pretty in gallup sometime this afternoon. I kind of regret not going, but I'm kind of glad b/c I get this house to myself :) with holes in the roof and all. damn storm. I got some more pictures to put up, but haven't done it yet. When I do I'll let you know and link it so you can see them. Lotsa pookie pictures, including one of her with a plastic sack around her, and I swear to you, she did it on her own. I didn't do it, this time. Tim is dead. damn. he was my hero.. well not really. please don't e-mail me and whine about that, it's not worth my time and I'll only make fun of you. in reality I'm my own hero, and christina ricci is the most beautiful girl alive. well, except maybe a 15 year old friend of mine, definite competition. She'll remain nameless as well because nobody wants people to know a monkey like me (:(|) thinks they're hot. k out
Oh and jesus christ, it's 8:10 now and he's already been cremated and handed over to some higher up people to be spread in a undisclosed place. Jesus christ how hot is that flame? dude got turned into ashes in less than an hour. geez. I'm thinking it took like a half hour. man. we need one of those to grill some burgers boy, have em done in like 35 seconds. aw yeah. k out again
I've decided to take out the one-liners in the slang and smack talk pages. There's just not enough one liners I care to remember to make that list worth having. so it's all going to be the glossary of the iq club conversations. oh and now we can't drive by the prison anymore and scream out unecessarily loud "What's up, Tim?!"
6-12-01
We drove by the prison and couldn't do our What's Up, Tim?! so instead we did a WHat's Up, Juan!? you know. juan garza. he's to be put to death the 19th and we only have about a week to yell out our what's up to him. then we have nobody! damn prison, killing off all our heroes. (again, if you complain, I'll only make fun of you, so don't bother) anyway. I guess my parents are in new mexico now. My mom called my bro and he tried to play the message on his voicemail through yahoo chat, but it was all choppy and sucked. Went to adam's about 10:15 then went to denny's and it was kinda slow on the service side. Other than that, typical night. Wanted to stab people because carla's been put there to make us feel bad because we're all chimps and later peggy came in looking very nice as well. then eran. yay. happy day. Brian came in but didn't sit with us. just used chuck's lighter and called me a moron for using coricidine. Hey, the sh*t's good stuff. he's never taken it so he can't really judge it. chuck's being a bitch again. He's just mad he got shown up and he's not a badass. Tonight we were talking about the incident at his house when we almost scrapped. He said I would've gotten stabbed if we did fight. right chuck, I'd wait there for you to go get a knife and stab me. Jesus christ he's got some issues. nothing else happened. we's goin' to the mall today to get adam some new clothes, hyuck! well chuck doesnt' want to go because adam is "wasting" his money on clothes and everything he owns ends up owning him... the thing about chuck is, he has like 4 shirts that he wears like for days in a row without bathing, and he thinks he's cool. dude, like i said before, mix in a shower every other day at least. well I'm outie
I've discovered that a spiked tongue piercing and gum do not mix well. that crap gets stuck in all the little crevices and stuff. dammit. it's going to take forever to clean that out. sigh. it appears my friend who got grounded who shall still remain nameless can have friends over and have cookouts and still go out sometimes. geez, wish I got grounded like that, heh.
My friends are morons. They come over, they make barbq chicken and dirty lots and lots of dishes! I mean, f*ck paper plates and such, let's get out the actual dinner plates! and then, when we get something to drink such as coke products, let's pour it so full that the foam overflows and gets all over my pa's coffee table. yay! For some reason, I guess because hunny has a high refreshment factor and there was none, chuck seemed to be drinking anything all the time. what a thirsty little bear! and then he's just you know, acting like he owns my parent's house. I guess he does. I mean. you know. yeah. Later I see cat treats on the ground, and ask 'That's funny, I see cat treats on the floor, but I don't remember leaving any out" and they say adam opened the cabinet and they fell out and rather than pick them up, let's leave them there for pookie to eat....... So I decide, hell why not, and ask if they wanna lick all the silverware and throw all the other dishes on the floor and hell, why not take a sh*t on the floor for fun? I mean, it's not like I have to clean it all up anyway. oh wait, nevermind. So then later I'm looking for pookie and lo and behold, I see the garage door open! :) :) :) I mean, no biggie, but oh wait a minute, we were grilling outside, so the door that goes outside is open too! :D :D :D happy day! so my idiot friends lost my cat. They got her back about 10 minutes later. the lucky f*cks. and they even washed the dishes. wow. Now I have to save the asskickings I was prepared to present to them for another time. till then, out
6-13-01
I'm beginning to get concerned about what the denny's waitresses think of us. The past few times we've gone in there, a few times nobody claimed us. Someone seated us and and then nobody really waits on us. we gotsa ask for stuff like coffee. Such as tonight. Kay sat us and said "I'm not sure who's going to be your server tonight, but I know it's not me" because she was in non-smoking I assume. She said it was most likely jamie, but nobody came. We asked her for coffee and she got it, a second time we asked for coffee and she's like "ok, who's your server?" and we told her kay said she was, and she denied it and said we were in her section, but we got there before she took over.......... ok. then she tells carla to take us and she's like, "no it's your section" so nobody wants us. yay. I'm not going to place the blame on chuck, but it's probably him anyway. I guess adam and chuck want to go into business together. Chuck wants a hotel and bar in mexico.... adam's not sure what he wants, and I suggest a phat paintball arena inside terre haute, or at least some sort of amusement place that's open late. Kind of like millennium, only with more to do than just pool and basketball. anyway. outie
oh man, saw the video for The Nobodies last night by marilyn manson. I must say, don't really understand it, but it's still awesome in it's antichrist superstar way. His videos are going back to the day of antichrist. good stuff. For some reason they have to edit out, dead, died and ratings. When we're dead, they'll know just who we are...Some Children Died The Other Day...You Should've Seen The Ratings That Day I don't know why, but they did. it all just boils down to something being shredded up and cooked into a small pie, which the somebodies eat the nobody. whaz going on? I'm visiting more people's websites on the angelfire journal list. I figured in order to get hits, gotta give hits. and if i don't get hits, I'll harm many a furry woodland creature. or pookie. but she's used to it. alright. done
Yay, mark mcgwire hit a homerun today!!!! but the cards lose 1-4 to the freakin' kansas city royals... anyway. I uploaded some pictures. one of the official iq club membership card, and about 7 pookie pics. Look at the bottom of the pictures section for them
6-14-01
Ah. well the gang came over and had everclear. yay. Well they didn't get here till like 11:30, then we made the pitcher o everclear and koolaid. I think we put too much everclear in the first one. You could taste it pretty bad. Well I had like one cup, chuck had like half a cup, and adam's probably on his 13th glass or something. he likes to go overboard so he can knock stuff over and spill stuff and have an excuse. After the first cup or so, adam and chuck went outside to get high. They came in and adam drank more. Me and adam went to my house to get some of the tapes and we've watched them all till now. good funny stuff. later adam goes back outside with chuck to smoke more. Then adam drinks more. chuck goes to sleep as usual. that dumb f*ck sleeps too much. never at home either. he always finds a way to fall asleep at one of our houses. Adam decides to spill my dad's ashtray on the floor, and spill some mountain dew with his drunk act. more of the "man I'm drunk, I think I drunk too much" then he goes and gets another glass. the f*cking moron. he's just talking all loud and annoying as usual and complains that I'm going to put it in the journal, such as I am now, and he's going to get mad. Well, if he didn't go overboard all the damn time I wouldn't care. anyway. not much going on. We want to use the video camera more. but no dennys because of chuck and there's no snow anymore so we can't have stuff like that. ok out
6-15-01
I am smart, I am smart, s-m-r-t... Yesterday after we woke up, we just chilled around here till like 7 when i kinda kicked adam and chuck out, then we went to bogey's later. I took my camera so we could get some phat film of me mashing like a bad mamma jamma and we did. Later we left and went to dennys and a little after we got there, we were still waiting to be seated and these 2 black guys come in, they look like around 16, and the big one's like saying the service sucks and stuff. They were there less than 30 seconds when he said that... anyway. they just go sit in non smoking and a few minutes later we get our seats. About 10 minutes later the two black kids left because nobody waited on them because they seated themselves and that's a big no no in denny's. We thought we were going to have another night like 2 nights ago when nobody is our server, but eventually kay said she'd take our table. She almost seemed happy tonight too. She told us william was going on a 10 day suspension starting tomorrow because of a lot of things, but the thing that snapped it was either sunday or monday he called into work like 15 minutes before his shift. Willy goat stopped in denny's then too, and he talked to adam. I guess he wanted a place to stay for a few days, but adar said no. good man. teach him how to be responsible. Carla was scarce tonight for some reason. just wasn't visible a lot. Anywhoo, kay was mad because 2 really hot old'ns walked out without paying. Brian and kristie were there, but they were sitting kinda far from us so they said hi whenever they walked by. Later, this girl we all know, I think her name's lori or laura or something like that, came in and adam thought she looked familiar but I didn't see her so I couldn't tell. about 10 minutes later she comes to our table and says hi, and how we haven't seen her in awhile. She used to go into denny's like once a week or so. And because we have fun lives packed full of action, we're always in denny's. She's really hot too. yay. drunk most of the time as well, but we can look past that. So she says hi, talks a few minutes, then goes back to her table. Earlier in the night we were talking about how our lives are a boxing match with god, and we're all in straight jackets and can't move and stuff. So we declared after she left that god got in the knockout punch. yay. I take adam and chuck home, and when I get home I look, and realize... I forgot my $400 camera at bogey's!!!!! :) :) :) :-D :-D :-D happy day!!!! So I gotsa go there tomorrow and see if someone found it and turned it in rather than steal it because they're trailer park trash. If nobody has it, I'm going to cry for many hours, kill many people, and..... watch tv... I swear if I lose that camera... *sob* leave me alone, koko sad
I am god!!!!! I got an e-mail read on Jim Rome today. "Dear jim, kerwin absolutely needs to win the call of the day. I've been listening to the show for roughly a year now, and that's the first I've heard of him. His takes may be older than orenthal smack, but it's the funniest explicative I've ever heard. war softball player, war blink. joe from terre haute" man, I almost don't care about losing my camera as much. pappy got some run on Jim Rome... man, I'm trembling with adrenaline... you think I'm nuts but that's a pretty f'en cool thing. Grampappy AJ will agree no doubt. out
6-16-01
I am a happy little chipmunk who's found a stash of acorns!!!!! I went to bogey's and asked about my camera, and at first it seemed like they didn't have it. The guy at the counter's like "what kind of camera?" and I said a video camera, he kind of laughed and couldn't really believe I left a video camera there. I can't either. anyway. So he goes in the office and looks, comes out and gets some other guy. They come back, I thought they were going to say they havent' seen it. Instead they ask what it looked like and if it had any special features, and I knew they had it. They just wanted to make sure I wasn't some shmuck who knew someone left a camera there. But they couldn't get it because it was in a cabinet that was locked up. If someone leaves anything that's kind of expensive, they lock it up. I guess to make sure the employees don't get cleptomaniacitis or something. Anyway. I have to go back today around 3pm when a manager's there so I can get it :) :) I am happy. yay. man, $400 almost down the drain. Anyway. nothing went on today. went to denny's. It was slow for a saturday night. We got there and kay was a little upset, but not too upset. She came back a few minutes later and told us they lifted william's suspension so he worked, but then left after like an hour. The dumbass was almost suspended for 10 days, they're nice and lift it so he can work, so he goes home early... well, leaves early. He doesn't really have a home at the moment. doesn't have the money, but still insists on leaving work after an hour of work. Boy that guy's a genius. Get a camel pregnant, have a son, get her pregnant again, leave her, go out with a troll and get to the brink of being fired. yep. Anyway. I guess that's about it. Big Mac had 2 homers last night. awwww yeah, he's on his way to a 85 homer season. yep..... well 30 at least I hope. Barry Bonds has to be cheating. He's already gotten 36 homeruns, counting the 2 he got last night. i think he's got some illegal substance in his bat. maybe not cork, but something that's about the same.... he's never had a 50 homerun season, but he's on pace to hit like 83 or something. just not right. he's cheating.
6-17-01
I fell asleep around 8 in the morning yesterday and when I woke up, I just laid on the couch for a little and heard on the radio "it's straight up 4 o clock"....god dammit. I was supposed to get up and go to bogey's around 3 to get my camera. Well we eventually went to bogey's.... about 8. I'll get to that. anyway, I'm just sitting here minding my own business and my bro comes over with a computer monitor for my parent's computer, and dude starts whining because I'm using 2 air conditioners (they're small as hell, they might keep a closet comfortably cool) and he takes one... I don't mind as much though, the weather's supposed to be fairly decent. Later I go to adam's and before we go to bogey's, chuck D. calls and says he's off work, so we go to hardee's before we go to bogey's, and when we get there he gets out of this dude tony's car. Apparently he was smoking more weed. Chuck doesn't seem to realize by doing that so much and letting it run his life, he's a loser. Me and adam will always consider him a loser, and so will everyone else. Well we get to bogey's, and it's packed to the gills. I ask about the camera, and they tell me they still can't do anything because the managers went home around 6. Sigh, we did bat a while. Had to wait in line for most of it. Kind of boring, but there were young'ns a plenty there. I did decent. not nearly as well as I would've done if there wasn't any young'ns there. Actually they looked like little'ns... I'm not sure. anyway. left there and went to chucks house to get some moolah. but soccergirl wasn't there so it was pointless. We left and went to denny's. While there danny travelstead, brian king, and allen fagg came in... what a trio. I don't have anything wrong with any of them, except brian because he played sarah and I should bash in his skull. actually she asked me if I would do that anyway. anyway, don't mind them, but still. they've been annoying at times in the past. Well, left around midnight, took chuck home, went to adam's and we rode our bikes to my house on north 15th street and I got my playstation, the shawshank redemption and some headphones to bring to my parent's house. I'm bored. nothing going on at all. Tomorrow I need to get my camera, and I wanna go bowling too. Watched some lady pro bowling when we got back to adam's. makes me wanna bowl again. as far as I can remember that's it... I'm sure there's something really funny that happened I can't remember so you'll be deprived of an amusing entry today. I suggest people go to angelfire.com and look at the journals section. you wouldn't believe it, but some people have journal pages even better than mine. no seriously. it's hard to believe, I know, I am god and everything, but some people out there with journals know html a bit better than I do and probably care more about it than I do. 9 times out of 10 I only write in my journal when I'm bored. And you can see how often I update my journal, if that's a hint at how wonderful and eventful my life is. outie
6-18-01
Well I went and got my camera yesterday. Happy day. Other than that nothing really went on. Went to adam's around 9 and we went to pick up chuck and when we got there, amy was getting out of the bathroom after taking a shower :) but we won't go into that. Anyway. went to bogey's, but they were closing up, which sucked, so we went by denny's instead. Not so bad. Nothing really happened. William wasn't up to par on his serving skills as usual. Stacie talked to adam when we got there. took one for the team. Later brian came in and sat with us. Then kay comes over and asks if we'd help this lady who's car broke down in the middle of third street to push it away and we did. Well, adam and chuck did. me and brian didn't have anywhere to push because a cop and another person in denny's were pushing. So we just kind of stood there. Hey, as long as everyone in denny's saw us go out there, we're good. That's pretty much it. I have a new site for you folks, it's Darwin Awards.com and it's funny sh*t. Darwin awards are given to people who help out the human gene pool by taking themselves out of it (usually by death) it's some funny stuff. Very very odd ways of people dying, like some people smearing some crap on them thinking it was going to make them bulletproof... till one guy got mowed down while testing it. heh. anyway. out
I found that new quote on marilyn manson's website. Of all the newspapers to praise him like that, the one in denver colorado does it. He's only mysterious and evil if you want to think he is. k bye
6-19-01
Oh man. Last night we OD'ed on coricidine again and watched The Shining. Wow. I don't recommend it. That movie made no sense, but was really f'ed up. I'll have to watch it straight to get it I guess. I got some film of us like that too. we were outside at like 4 in the morning and I had a flashlight and the camera so they could see adam and chuck. that was weird. yay. anyway. nothing going on. We're supposed to go to st. louis for the cards/cubs game tomorrow but I don't see it happening. We don't have a way to get there. Chuck's truck is in the shop, and mine and adam's car will probably not make it there and back. so damn. at least it'll be televised nationally on espn. yay. anyway. got a new site for you, stickdeath.com. good stuff. Oh yeah, Juan Garza was executed today, so now we can't even say "What's Up, Juan?!" when we drive by the prison. damn. they're taking all our celebrities. Soon it'll be "What's Up, guywhoheldupaliquorstoreandgot3yearsinthehole!??!" k bye
6-20-01
Another day... Today the iq club was supposed to go to busch stadium to watch the cardinals beat the sh*t out of the cubs, but because we all have crappy (or no) cars, we can't... well at least we have tickets, yay. We can rip off the stubs and tell people we went......... so now in outfield there's a row of 4 empty spots where we're supposed to be. Oh well. that means we get to watch southpark, go bowling, possibly go to putt putt tournament (although we can't play in it or we'd miss south park) and stuff. yeah. good day. and go to denny's to boot. hoorah. ok that's enough. I finished my pooh bear comic, I just need to get it on my computer, cut and paste a few images, and it'll be up here for all to enjoy (except chuck because he'll want to rip my head off afterwards)
I've added the pooh comic. It's a rather large picture, but that's the only way I could get it so you can read the writing. I'm working on a better one just like it so you can read it without it being so f'en big. Here it is
6-21-01
Since that comic is so large, I made a new one, I left out the picture of eeyor on accident but I think it's a little easier to read. oh well. it's still at the same link, but if you're too lazy to move the cursor 3" higher than it is now, Here it is. Yesterday me and adam went bowling for the first time in a long time and I'm feeling it in my right arm right now. whoo doggy. I didn't do so well........ neither did adam. Later we went to adam's to watch the cards/cubs game. but that game was gay so I'm not going any further into that..... I left and got my blank cds and some playstation games at my house and came back to my parents and watched the new southpark when cartman says "sh*t" as well as everyone one else. they had a counter at the bottom, and by the time the show was over, they said sh*t 162 times. That had to be the funniest episode I've ever seen in my life. Later adam and chuck went outside and I was about to get offline, when I do I go outside, don't see the pig f*ckers and adam honks his horn and they're in his car smoking out. sigh. adam holds the record for quitting marijuana. He quits everytime he does it, then does it the next day or so. Well we go to denny's and chuck and adam go to the gas station first, so to my surprise, Carla serves us!!!!!!!!!! she never does. and she seemed pleasant too! Well until chuck came and was being stupid because he's gay and licks nuts and has no penis and wants to screw pig dog but can't because he doesn't have a penis and eats hamster sh*t...... ok anyway. I didn't notice until chuck said something about it, but carla really does have the most beautiful eyes I've ever seen. except sarah's but that's a pipedream now.. like carla isn't. dammit. I should stop going into denny's. It's depressing....... ok. well we get there and stuff, later brian and kristie show up and sit with us. Then jeff cantrell's drunk ass walks in. He's a good guy and all, but damn that dude's drunk too often. well chuck's cousin PJ invited him to a frat party they have every saturday, and jeff invited me and adam, so we may just go. they're in the same frat. Hell I think carla might even be there... brooke dunning was in there and she decides to go sit by adam and tell her so oh sad stories. I hate her. I haven't done shit to her, but she tells people I'm an asshole and I might be gay because I don't go into denny's with a girl..... yeah. then a lot of people might be gay. the fucking bitch. damn, i forgot to edit those. gee whiz. sorry. I'll try to edit them next time you fucking drunk ass getting knocked up and not remembering it fucking slut. fucking die already you ugly whore. ok. well then... i think I'm done..... nah, later online adam tells me chuck thinks he's in love with carla. heh. dude needs to seriously set his standards a lot lower. he needs to go after... well I don't know. but certainly not the people he's tried in the past. jennifer at hardee's, hah; jamie (not price), hahahaa, he wishes; sarah, no comment; melissa, adam's little hot blonde friend, he's nuts; and now carla. dude has some issues. it's good to aim high, but don't be afraid to aim a little lower.
6-22-01
I feel good. not because anything happened yesterday, because nothing did, but because I've already started on another comic featuring chuck, only I'm drawing all the pictures instead of pasting them from my computer. They'll be my rendition of chuck and not pooh bear either. I'm using pictures on my computer (most of which are also on my website) to draw them. good stuff. anyway. Yesterday I spent most of the day online or playing final fantasy VIII. Around 8 chuck and adam came over and we watched SPYTV... good stuff. the host is stupid and will cause the show to get cancelled, but the show itself is decent. we went to denny's at like 9, totally forgetting that Tough Enough was on tonight... sigh. well we got there, had the good menus that had like 8 pages instead of 2. We stayed at dennys till about 10:45... THe only people from night shift we saw come in were Jamie and peggy. While we were there some stupid church group comes in. I wish I had my marilyn manson shirt on then. or at least a shirt with "God Sucks" on it or something like that. And before writing that, i cut my finger trying to swat at a moth in the kitchen.... stupid knife. anyway. only me. Carla didn't come in so chuck was heartbroken. Actually while making fun of chuck, I got the inspiration for the next comic called A Pooh Wedding. carla's gorgeous... damn her for pissing me off because I know I don't have a shadow of a hope to be with someone anywhere remotely close to her. Well that's life. go fig
6-23-01
Howdy y'all. Yesterday was another boring one. Did do anything till like 10:30. woke up, got online, played final fantasy. Then adar and chuck clown came over and we went to denny's. Chuck's bride-to-be Carla was there. heh. I'm starting another comic, featuring a Pooh Wedding. I think I already mentioned it. Anyway. Carla is featured in one cell, but I can't even begin to draw her well enough to do her justice. it's rough. I tried to get a good enough look tonight to draw, but I still can't get it right. damn her for being too hot to draw well. Nothing really happened at denny's. William was there and accidentally gave adam a hundred dollar bill. I think he meant to give him a ten. oops. me and chuck told him to give it back. that's too much money for william to lose. And he's getting like a month off to go to a doctor because he got a hernia or something while moving. I guess that's about it... think I'll work on that comic. I'll find a way to get carla in there without making her look too bad. alrighty, out
6-24-01
Well this is stupid. angelfire won't let me into my own damn webpage right now. it does that from time to time. Anyway. I'm writing this in notepad and I'm just going to cut and paste it to my website later. Well yesterday adam and chuck came over about 8 and me and chuck d. played tony hawk 2 for about 2 hours. Jez' kickin some ass. Later I was on my way to take chuck home because he had to get up for work at 4am, because he's such a gosh darn good biscuit maker. But then adam asked if he wanted to go to bogey's with us, he didn't care, so about 5 minutes after we get there, he whines about having to get up for work early so I pretty much said tough sh*t and kept on. The thing was, the 80mph cage (my favorite) was broke. not really broke, but the light that comes on and buzzes when the ball's about to come out was broke. it was just stuck on. so it was harder than sh*t to hit them any good. They just popped out, and 80mph isn't that slow. not enough reaction time. So I'm doing crappy, so is adam. and it would happen at the time that there are more young'ns and old'ns and jailbait there than usual. Any other night there may be 1 or 2, suddenly there were like 20 throughout the night. when some left, some more came. god dammit. So me and adam look stupid missing 80 a lot. god did that. he knew we were going to bogey's, so he broke the light to make us look stupid. So we take pooh home and go to denny's. Jamie asked where chuck was, we said at home, thank god. and for some odd reason, dunno why, we got better service than usual! a mystery to me as well! (not really) Carla was our server and god dammit, it's hard to look straight at her, and when you do, it's hard not to stare. her eyes. my god. Pretty much the whole night I was "studying" her so I could try and get her picture right in my comic. I got the hair down pretty well, but the eyes. I think I'll just give her sunglasses. I'm not about to besmirch her eyes. damn chuck for pointing that out. Nothing really happened while we were there. a little before we were going to leave some black monkies come in, and one looks at carla and nods for her to go to him, like he's god or something. she didn't :) but later she went to get their order, and the monkey's like "so what's your name?" and stuff. I hate them. I'm not racist, but dammit, why do they have to think they're god's gift to women, or that society owes them something because their great great grampa's uncle's sister's pet dog's roommate was on a slaveboat. Dumbasses. I hope she kicked them in the nuts... well maybe not that far but still. they need it. I shant have dirty apes bothering carla. She's so quiet and hasn't opened up to us like all the other waitresses have, and I think that makes us want her more. probably. anyway. after we left we came back to my house and played tony hawk till about 6am. Adam wanted to learn how to play so he wouldn't be bored watching me and chuck play. By the end of the night we were both ready to break the f'en cd. god damn game. I hate tony hawk. I hope he dies.... yeah. We think timothy mcveigh's haunting the prison, not really, but it gives us an excuse to keep the phrase "What's Up, Tim?!?" k outie.
6-25-01
Whooha. another boring day. Yesterday we didn't do anything. well, I went to adam's around 7 to watch the pay per view. It was pretty good. Shane McMahon vs. Kurt Angle was the best awwwwwwwwwwwwww yeah. if you saw it, you know what I'm talking about, and if you didn't, tough luck. Adam ordered pizza around 7, and we got it.... I think a little before 10. At least it was free. he had to call p. johns and bitch a little. Turns out they never even sent it. guess the ticket got lost in the shuffle. So later we go to denny's and chuck's pissed because of the comic I'm drawing about him wanting to marry carla :) and he doesn't get anything and tries to use the silent treatment, not realizing we like it better when he shuts up. Adam and chuck were whining like little schoolgirls who got extra homework for having their thumbs up their butts about wanting to go like a half hour after we got there. Later after we all started talking again, we stayed for awhile. Kay, Peggy and Carla working. what a trio to have. When we were about ready to leave we asked peggy if we had a check, she's like "You didn't order anything did you?" and I says "nope, just 3 waters" even though me and adam had a coffee and coke. anyway. just gave her $5. She sat with us for a few minutes, told us she got a house. said it was kind of sh*tty but a house is a house. anything can look better with a woman's touch. unless they're braindead like my ex, amanda. Chuck asked if she could get him a bottle of jack sometime this week (that's how he got sunday off so he could go to the party saturday night) and she said sure, so we have a replacement supplier for right now. joy. and she's much more attractive than william! heh. after "studying" carla for another while, we left and I took d00ds home. Then today, about a half hour ago, adam gets online and tells me that chuck called him last night after I took him home and said this guy we knew from school and bowling, drew barbour, was killed in a double murder suicide last night. I guess he was at his sister's house visiting his nephews and his sister and her husband were arguing, so d00d pulls out some kind of gun, don't know what it was, and shot drew, then his sister, then killed himself. that's f'ed up. All the while, there were young kids in the house that saw and heard everything. the oldest was 6 freakin' years old. When morons run rampid, tragedy occurs. It just feels weird knowing this guy our age who we knew from school is now dead. murdered to be exact... what will make it seem more weird is seeing his brother, chad. Only really because they were identical twins. It was extremely hard to tell them apart until they both started dressing differently. I hadn't talked to drew in about 5 months, but I remember the last time I saw him alive. it was during the party at drury where adam "panicked" and took carrie back to his house... I went to marathon gas station to get something, and drew was in his car driving by, he stopped me and we talked for a few minutes, and that was it. last I'll see of him... I'm kind of sad even though I was never really friends I guess... acquaintences was more like it... poor guy. out
6-26-01
Ah geez. I have bad sleeping habits. I can't go to sleep unless the sun's coming up. sigh. Yesterday, to everyone's surprise I'm sure, nothing happened. I went to adam's about 10, then we went to pickup chuck and went to denny's. Carla changed her hair. Sure I like it, but dammit, now i have to redraw her on the comic. If you know you're going to be in one of my comics, try to keep everything the same!... of course she doesn't know she's going to be in one so can't blame her. it was pretty much a typical night. I had chicken strips, and later when I took chuck and adam home, I get home and I'm sitting right in front of a fan and air conditioner, and I still feel really hot. That's a sure sign I'm going to puke before the night's over. so about 2am, I just get offline, go make myself puke, and TRY to go to sleep. 2am. I couldn't get to sleep for f'en ever! I think I finally dozed off around 4, just before the sun started to come up, but nooooo, I wake up at 6 frickin' thirty. just in time to see the big ol' sun smack me in the head and say good mornin'. sigh. Man I should've just turned on bob and tom and layed on the couch when I saw it was 6:30... anyway. Dunno what's going on today. me and adam want to go bowling, go get a new bat somewhere, he cracked his, and probably go to bogey's later. so wow, something's going to happen today! :-D
6-27-01
Well, nothing happened. sorry I got your hopes up with that last sentence yesterday. It ended up adam coming over here about 7, and us watching titus, most of the cardinals game, and going to pick up chuck from work. Then we went to denny's, of course. not much went on there. man, I used to be so much more elaborate with my entries, now it's just dumbed down and filtered out so much... well, I guess it's for the better. I save anything with details for really important stuff. sometimes.... shut up, anyways. AFter that, adam took chuck home and we came back to my house to play tony hawk 2. Damn man, in School II level, my highest before was like 190,000, and on my first run of the night, I get 300,000. whoodoggy. later I got 350,000. THat's some good stuff. The only sad thing is, people out there like roger, shloop and greg could probably easily get 1million points. They need a different hobby. seriously. ok. Today we're planning on getting adam a baseball bat, going to bogey's, and it might be possible to toss in some bowling. I dunno. anyway, out
6-28-01
Well... yesterday we did indeed get adam a new bat. Later that night he cracked it. he needs to learn to invest wisely and not crack his bats. dumbass. although I've broken 2 in less than 5 pitches :) Nothing really happened after that. There was this girl there though, at bogey's. omg, can't even describe her, or that ASS!... sometimes I seem so juvenile... anyway. later that night we're all at my parent's house just hanging around, playing tony hawk, I'm talking to sarah online, and I mentioned everclear. She's like "I want some!" but she can't because she's grounded. So I tell her (not seriously) I'd take a shot for her. and she like makes me do it. not really makes me. but she egged me on. So I took a shot, and boy did it suck. shots of everclear suck. So about 5 minutes later I take another one and I almost f'en puke. But after about 20 minutes, I was feeling pretty good. being loud and obnoxious :) I saw my ex amanda online and I say hi, just trying to mend the wounds. and the ho doesn't even say anything back. just gets offline after like 5 minutes. dammit. I'm trying to be nice and people won't let me. So later we're taking chuck home and I'm rambling on about stupid sh*t and I bring up this girl, tara. oops :) he got pissed and laughed hysterically and turned around and wanted to scrap, I'd have beat his ass. yep. But I convinced him to turn around before I behead him and stuff. The rest of the night I was just being an ass. I think I averaged 5.9 times per minute calling adam gay or queer or something. I was amused. THen today chuck and adam come by about 6. dammit, I wanted to go with adam to get chuck, see amy :) but anywhoo. now we're all just here playing tony hawk, I'm bored. probably go back to bogey's tonight. And denny's... other than that. nothing. k bye... nah... I just thought it was weird I'm still doing stupid sh*t because of sarah... it's odd. I say I've given up all hope of going out with her, and I have, but I still do that crap. girls are the devil! yeah. well... I just feel like we're getting all buddy buddy and being more like chums than wanting to go out with her. I dunno. I'm screwed up. someone hit me with their car. $20 reward (unless you kill me) k bye
6-29-01
I am so incredibly agitated right now it's not funny. We went to chuck's house so he could change his shoes before we went to bogey's, but while we were there, we started playing basketball and did that for about 30 minutes I think. After pouring water on ourselves and stuff, we went to bogey's and had a decent time. We went to hardee's so chuck could find out about getting his weed, and we waited for him for like 20 minutes, then we were off to denny's. We got there around 11, and chuck was supposed to call this guy at 11:15 and he did and they didn't have the stuff yet, so he called back about a half hour later and the guy didn't have it, so about 10 minutes later adam and chuck decide to go to this girl he works with's house, leaving me at denny's. I didn't mind, I was alright. I could sit there alone for a little bit. really. So they leave. later kristie asks where they went, I tell her to get the weed of course, then kay and peggy ask where they went, i tell them a drug run, and peggy's like I'm so disappointed in him (adam). I thought he was the good one. so already I'm a bad guy. then they're talking, saying how they're just so shocked that adam does that stuff, and they seemed more shocked, if not downright entertained when I informed them that in fact, I'm the good one and I don't smoke weed. kay got a nice little laugh out of it. So I'm sitting there being bored. Then peggy comes to refill my coffee and she begins to ask why I didn't go, and she's like no i don't want to know. I was going to say you were smart for not going, but you're not the smart one. great. so I'm a bad guy and stupid. loving it by the minute. Then brooke starts talking to me. joy. nothing bad though, she sure doesn't say anything bad for hating me because I'm an ass and she thinks I'm gay. So anyway. 2 hours. 2 hours go by before they get back. I'm sitting in denny's alone for 2 fucking hours. PLUS kay and peggy are talking about these guys they like, and they go in the back and call one of them and they get him to go get the other guy to come into denny's. so the rest of the night kay and peggy are jumping around like 12 year olds at a backdoor boys concert about these guys. gee, must be nice to just be sitting at home and have girls like peggy and kay calling to want you to come see them. I can't say I've had that happen yet. or ever will. So the rest of the night peggy and kay are telling brian and kristie and some of the arabs about them, how they're tall, and all this shit, (notice I'm not censoring, good cause for it) meanwhile I'm just sitting back for 2 hours not doing anything. So finally after the dumbass posers get back, they're all giggling and shit and then kay tells them how peggy's disappointed in adam, so automatically they assume I said something. Adam gets upset that I told peggy things to turn them against him. No, she just thought you were the smart one and the nice one. good stuff. if only she knew how stupid he was and all that other good stuff. So adam and chuck are just being dumbasses and chuck asks peggy for something, and still being disappointed in them, she's like "no, you ask someone else" she wasn't being mean, just the usual waitress humor. so chuck says "ok fine screw you too" not in a mean way either, so she turns around "which one of you said that?" and they blame me. good stuff. I like it. Then brian comes and sits with us and I inform them how chuck and adam have earned themselves a story about them. aww yeah, pappy's about to put out another story about adam and chuck. I'm sure it'll be fun and they'll live in the end. right. I'll try to make this death a lot more painful sounding than most. Adam and chuck get ticked at the idea. It wouldn't have been quite as bad, but chuck let me know that they decided to stay there and smoke out with the guy who got them weed. So they would've been back like an hour earlier, but they decided to stay and smoke out. Adam tries to pull out his innocence card. What, I'm just supposed to leave chuck there?.... yeah. then chuck says it's common courtesy to smoke out the guy who gets you the stuff. yeah, so let's say fuck joe, leave him there alone for 2 hours, and smoke weed. god they're stupid. the rest of the 20 minutes we were there, everyone was making fun of their stupidity, so it was almost worth it. but not really. so I thought I'd put this on here and make fun of them and hopefully piss them off. just returning the favor. It's good to know nobody at denny's thinks I'm smart or nice. for a split second I was contemplating just paying my part of the ticket before they got back, take my car for a nice ride, and I dunno... flipping it, hitting a tree. something that might not kill me, but put me out of action for a few months. but then i thought about my parents and how they'd be sad and stuff and regret leaving for new mexico and stuff. ... so it wasn't suicidal thoughts, but just put myself in intensive care. yeah. sounds pretty sane don't you think? I guess when the world takes a shit on you and thinks it's funny, you just don't think straight. like I said, I'm extremely agitated right now. k that's kind of long. and before anyone (aj) puts in the guestbook "why don't you stop being so mushy and write funny things, dumbass!" all I can say is if there's one thing I will absolutely not tolerate, it's people criticizing my journal. if you don't like how i do something, then don't fucking read it. good day.
I added a new story about the preceeding entry. Waiting At Denny's
6-30-01
Not much has happened. other than the fact that I'm about as close as a person can get to insanity. no joking about it. I even wrote a little page about it. sort of an editorial. not really. there's nothing to worry about really, unless you're my car or pookie. anyway. I'm not going to go into what happened yesterday. because nothing did really. just denny's as usual. later tonight I'm supposed to go to some frat party with chuck and adam. doubt it'll help me out any. anyway.
An Editorial On My Mental State
Ever wonder what it would be like to have a big ol' gun at your side, and you could just shoot people you think are a waste to society? That would be fun. but then I thought about people just shooting others because they get pissed.... that came along when charlie asked to play tony hawk and I told him to orally gratify me. I just imagined him whining and wanting to play and saying he's bored, then just pulling out the handheld fire and put a hole in his head... of course then i'd have to kill adam too because he'd tell the cops on me... of course I'd end up getting caught eventually so I'd just go on a spree killing anyone and everyone I don't like. I'd have to pay a visit to chris, and amanda, and drive to muncie to say "hi" to crystal and get my ring back then blow her head off.... anyway. yeah. I don't have a gun so don't worry. they're only thoughts. like I said, until my thoughts because actual events, nobody has anything to worry about. :) Have a good day now!
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