6-2-00
got up, went to work, boring. anyways, I get home, grag calls, i go to his house, adam goes
to greg's, we go to KFC to get free food from Crystal, adam's apparently new girlfriend. we
go, get food, adam says...nothing to her. anyway, we leave, go to bogey's, go back to kfc at
10 to pick crystal up b/c she's gonna ride around with us, we go to her house, adam's in
backseat with her, says....nothing. (you'll notice a trend) anyways, we get out there, and
try to get her broken down car to work, it won't. so we go to her house for a bit, and before
we leave her mom gets home, yadda yadda yadda, we end up going back to the broke down car,
trying again, wouldn't work, so me, adam and greg push it to her house...... it was kinda
long and very tiring. anyway, we go back out just kinda driving around, adam and her still
in backseat, saying nothing..... Jesus christ, I, of all people, I, Joe Wilson, talked to
this girl more than adam did. that's sad. so anyway, it got late, so while we were driving
her home she layed her head on his lap and took a little nap (aww) and we got there, and
adam, being the manly man he is, walks her to her door and gets a hug and kiss (aww, again)
and we go home... wow, I must give credit to adam carey, the only guy I know that can do
jack shit and still get a girlfriend. hahhahah, meanwhile nothing's happening with melody
because we never seem to come in contact with each other, so I can see that being fucked
right now, soooooo again joe's a stupid little monkey, wasting his gas and putting wear
and tear on his car driving other people around for their girlfriends....
haha, what a great life. L8r
6-3-00
Today was boring as monkey poo. well kind of. Adam lost his keys because he thinks someone broke
into his house and stole them..... nothing else, just his keys... riiiiiiiiiight. anyway, so
me and greg and, making a special appearance in Joe's Online Journal, ben went to the demolition
derby. g'damn that was kewl, first off, Jamie Price (I'm convinced she's the hottest soon to
be freshman at WV on earth) and Dani McCarty (who isn't that bad either ;) were there along
with their friends, who were also very... "nice" (hint hint) and so anywhoo. The demo derby
was tight as hell, especially when Carl Spark's car had a gas tank blow up and the cab was all
on fire, that mug was burning in there for like 10 seconds before any help came out. but he
lived, so far, and is apparently in indy in intensive care with 3rd degree burns. So anyways,
after that we didnt' do much. Adam never got to pick up crystal b/c she worked till 10, and
so we ended up at adam's just drinking the good apple puckers and charlie having some
te-kill-ya (tequila) so that was it..
6-4-00
GRADUATION DAY!!!!!! joy... I'm not dressing up for it so if they say I can't do the ceremony
like everyone else, oh well, save myself a few hours and go back home. beat traffic. I dont'
care, as long as I get my diploma eventually.
Well shitbiscuits. I was made to at least wear f'en black dress pants because you could see
the bottoms of my pants and shoes under the gown. so fuck it.... I stayed, it sucked, boring,
i didn't care, everyone got emotional and crap but me, I didn't care. none of those people
mattered to me anyway.
6-5-00
I found out yesterday if I had gone to the fair instead of graduation, I'd have met melody,
hahahah.... well today I've actually written out a contract signed by me and adam and charlie
as witnesses that I shall call sarah tonight and reign triumphant!!!!! Timmay!! Ah yes, and
the new guy, TIMMAY!!!!!! will have his name called out anytime something bad happens so don't
be surprised if the first word on an entry is TIMMAY!!!! (as pronounced on the episode of
south park with timmay in the wheelchair)
It's much later today, and I find out crystal actually likes me instead of adam.... what the
hell??? We were at adam's when greg and crystal go outside to have a little conversation,
when they come back in greg said I had to take him home and crystal was going with us b/c
she had to talk to his sister, well when we get to my car, he then tells me she likes me....
wow... so on the way to taking her home, we're discussing how to tell adam so he wouldn't be
hurt as much as possible. I stay at her house for about 20 minutes I guess talking to her
and her mom, while she's calling greg and wondering how she's going to break it to adam, well
anyway, I go to greg's where adam is and greg's told him about crystal, and I could clearly
see he was pissed off.... so after about an hour and a half of talking, we're back to being
friends, so we have outdone TIMMAY!!'s attempt to make us hate each other yet again. wow,
life really can change in a matter of minutes. geez. weird.
6-7-00
Hmm, my computer's being jewish and won't let me connect on the internet at times... so what
have we missed.... well me and crystal sort of went out tonight, went to arch-fiend chris'
house because it was his mom's birthday. I can tell crystal really does like me you know, I
dont know how much, but she does... I just wonder what the hell can I do to keep her as long
as possible, this town is just so plain boring after like 9pm that it may eventually screw me
over b/c she may think I'm boring... hmm.... what to do..
6-8-00
well I was supposed to call crystal at 1, didn't wake up till 1:15 b/c adam called, talked till
1:45, so I call crystal's and her mom said she'd gone to work already.... so adam fucked me
again. I mean... timmay...yeah... anyway, I hope she's not mad or anything, that would kinda
suck. oh and adam thinks I did this on purpose to get revenge on him for last summer when
what happened to him happened to me. so he's a pig fucker right now.
6-10-00
Wow, timmay!!! hasn't done much to me lately. well today he made these church people come to
my house and try to make me "accept jesus into my heart" like I give half a rat's left testicle.
I flat out told them I was probably going to hell anyway so there's no point in going to church.
so they gave me this pamphlet with scriptures that I immediately burned after they left.
after that I put some green and purple gook in my hair so now I'm a l33t d00d. then I lost
my wallet.... found out it was in the back of chuck's truck because I was laying in there
really really early this morning because the good Everclear/grape kool-aid mix got me :)
anyway, I'm sorta going camping w/crystal later on. wonder how that'll turn out. adam's
still a monkey sometimes.
Well now, it's about 3:30 am the next morning, and both me and adam have had good nights.
wow. wtf, timmay must be drunk or asleep. I had a pretty good night, I feel good. yep I
do. :) :) Can't wait till next week's party
6-12-00
I hate work. Columbia House is the most boring job on earth. At least Data Entry is.
Working 2:30 - 8:30 sucks a lazy-eyed dog testicle. Especially since crystal's off today.
Poo gas. Well almost all my worries about the infamous crystal reputation making me the next
victim has pretty much been taken away. Her friend jessica (and new edition to the life story
of joe wilson) was talking to me about it and said crystal was wondering if I really
wanted to be with her because she liked me like, a lot, and so of course I said yeah, I've
gotten really attached to crystal in the past week. Jessica even told me crystal said if this
didn't work out with me and her, she was going to turn les... I doubt she'd actually do that,
but still, it's kind of, in an odd way, reassuring that she really likes me. So joe's a
happy little chipmunk right now :) I don't have to worry about her leaving me for some other
guy as quick as she did with her last guy, right adam? :) haha.... k sorry, cheap shot :)
6-13-00
Well these past 2 nights have been shot to hell. Last night crystal her "girls night out"
deal and ended up getting drunk off her ass and flashing people, of course, I wasn't there
so I didn't get to be happy... then tonight I guess her and jessica were just tired so they
went home about 11.... ahhaah, everyone's stopped doing things earlier and earlier now. what
a great summer it's going to be... I can't believe it's only been a week since me and crystal
have started seeing each other. It seems like it's been longer than that. Adam may have a job
as a janitor now. What a job to be proud of. Cleaning poopstains out of toilets and mopping up
where people just plain missed. Anywhoo, greg's grandparents are going out of town tomorrow
afternoon for 2 weeks, so maybe we can have a "get together" at his house with crystal and
jessica.. "we" being me and adam.
6-15-00
Well yesterday wasn't cool at all. Apparently before she had to go to work at 2, crystal was
following her friend to KFC because he wanted to bum some free food, when a drunk driver hits
him and he hit a tree and went through the windshield. She pulled him out a few minutes before
the truck caught fire and was pretty much holding his head together. He was talking to her
and everything, telling her to tell his mom he loved her and said he loved crystal and then
they took him to the hospital. She thought he might have been ok since he was talking and
conscious of everything happening, but later on at work someone called and told her he died.
And the communist whores at kfc didn't let her leave. I'd have quit right there... later
on that night it finally hit me that if he was following her instead, or they were just
1 second faster, crystal would be gone... this is a fucked up world.
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It's later today, almost tomorrow, and well, all I really have to say is crystal is fucking
up my mind more than anyone could imagine. I tell you there's no better feeling in the world
than seeing your girlfriend show more affection towards her cousin than you at any given time.
Example: tonight when greg (her cousin) was going, she gives him a touching heartwarming
hug and says goodnight, and when joe leaves, she just sort of walks to her can and waves
and says bye. It's been like this for a little less than a week now. It's apparent to
everyone except greg and crystal I guess that those two would be very easily mistaken as a
couple rather than me and her.. and it's fucked up... life is fucked up beyond all recognition.
Death isn't looking too bad right now.. I'm not stupid enough to commit suicide, but if some
freak accident happened, like my house blowing up or a masked gunman busts in here, I could
care less... I'd almost welcome it just because life has gotten that worthless right now.
6-17-00
Well life isn't so worthless now. Last night me and adam got plastered off our asses on everclear
. I believe I lost my lunch.... as well as breakfast and dinner about 10 times last night.
Crystal thought it was f'en hilarious watching me and adam drunk. Oh, and her and jessica
were kinda arguing all night while me and adam drank because crystal wanted jessica to stay
out of me and her's relationship (jessica told me I needed to speak my mind when crystal
wasn't there. she meant about crystal and greg acting more like a couple than we were) and
so that was another reassuring thing. Crystal was basically fighting for me... and she said
she didn't want to be there and the only reason she went (to adam's house) is because I was
there. Sooo I really have nothing to worry about, yet I'm sure I'll still get a little ticked
when greg and her act like "that" way again... anyways.... We're probably going to do the same
thing again tonight, except I really don't plan on drinking anywhere near as much as I did last
night. The absolute worst feeling I had was near the end of the night when I was just throwing
up like a mofo. Crystal was encouraging me and adam to drink... hell, she made us play
quarters. I guess we were her entertainment for the night, but I don't really care.
Wonder how today'll end up..
6-18-00
Happy Fathers DAy!!!!! hahaa... I slept at adam's last night and I was supposed to be home
before noon to record 2 races for my dad b/c him and my mom went to evansville to gamble
away my college money. so i slept till like 12:15 and went home and pressed record on 2 vcr's
at 12:30... anyway, when I got home there was a package wrapped up so I just put it on the
table. Later my parents get home and my dad opens it, billy the singin' bass. He hugs me
and said he was proud of me, unknowing that I didn't get him jack sh*t :) so my mom busts me
out and my dad's like "figures, I wouldn't expect anything from you" and I'm like, yeah I
know. so anyway, he was mad about the races being recorded late too. so anyway, later on me,
adam, crystal, jessica, and chuckles D. Clown are just going around and nothing really
happening. So at the end of the night me crystal and chuck are at KFC's parking lot, I'm
just talking to crystal, so about 12:30, we see some cops go down wabash, and they made
a U-turn at 25th and wabash and pulled into kfc's parking lot, put the f'en spotlight on us
and asked what we were doing, so I'm like "nothing" so's chuck. So they ask what we're
going to do, and I tell them crystal's about to go home, and I was going home after she did,
so he tells us all to go home so ok, kiss crystal goodnight and go home and here I am
telling you now :).. god, only second kiss with crystal, wow, I'm kinda pathetic :) oh well.
6-19-00
Hahaha, well, i'm back to that old feeling again. Crystal seems to go to everyone before she
goes to me... say there was a room and me and greg were in it... she'd go to greg. If there
was a room and me and jessica were in it. she'd go to jessica. If there were a room with
just me in it, she'd go look for jessica or greg... Why the f*ck does she not act like I'm
her boyfriend?!?! Me, Adam, Charlie, Jessica and crystal were out front of greg's house,
and I'm just leaning on chuck's truck by myself while jessica and charlie are on the folding
down thingy at the end of the truck, soooooo... she goes to sit in between jessica and charlie
while joe is still just staning by the truck alone.... I love my life. It's such a happy
life, wouldn't it be happier if my head exploded... oh and now I've made a mental scoreboard
of what I've gotten from crystal and what adam got from crystal. adam has: 1 hug, 3 kisses.
Joe has: 1 hug, 2 kisses. The thing is, I've been going out with her for 2 weeks and adam
did all his damage in one night. Boy joe's a real f*cking winner.......................
someone shoot me.
6-20-00
Ok don't shoot me yet. Last night was alright... worth living for I guess. Hahhahaha, adam's
car battery is almost dead and his gimpy ass left it in the kroger's parking lot on
3rd street. :) Last night we left it at bogey's to go drive around (me, adam, crystal, jessica)
and when we went to go get it, his headlights were barely on and his windshield wipers almost
didn't work :) I was laughing pretty hard. Crystal was feeling pity for him for some reason,
so anyway, I was going to follow him home, but his dumb ass decides to just pull into krogers.
He could've made it... anyways, so he's in my car and I was going to take him home but he's
like "I can stay out late now b/c I'm going to call into work..." well the whole point was to
be alone with crystal when we said bye, but adam didn't pick up the hint I guess, being the
stupid dipshit he is. So anyways.. adam kinda fucked me last night.... but that's ok, I
shouldn't have expected anything anyway. He's just ignorant and doesn't know he's stupid.
6-21-00
Well life is getting better. Nothing bad's happened. On my mental scoreboard, me and adam are
tied now... but I'm pretty sure I'm winning since he only saw her like twice and I've been with
her for like 2 weeks and a day...... went to fairbanks park again. Not a bad place to hang out,
actually. Jessica and Crystal are planning something for saturday at crystal's for her party
b/c her parents are leaving for like 2 weeks... wonder what...
6-22-00
Ok ok, totally ignore that 6-19-00 post. I've made a recovery. I don't really feel like dying
now. Happy day... Not much really happened, but it was a happy day. Nothing says happy like
crystal saying "kiss me, I'm going" at the end of the night. hmm... so how is the rest of terre
haute doing?
6-23-00
Well tonight was a 9 out of 10 on the "suck scale" meaning it sucked a lot. Me and adam
thought "well hell's bells. Why not get a movie to watch at adam's house with crystal and
jessica since his mom's gone" so we tried, but they brought along their friend tabby, who..
wow. ok anyway, they want to set her up with chuck, poor girl... wait... I mean... charlie
is such a cool guy, that she's not worthy of him..... I'm going to hell for that one. anyway,
crystal's drinking and knows she has to drive jessica home and go back home, so I stop her
from drinking as much as I could, and she gets mad at me.... WHAT the flying MONKEY FUCK????
Ok, gee, sorry I actually care about what happens to you crystal, sorry I'm not like your past
boyfriends who could care less as long as I get sex. Jesus christ. as I've said before, nice
guys finish last. sigh.. so anyway, movie night didn't go well at all. we ended up watching CMT
(WTF??) and she got mad at me there again because I didn't wanna watch it... what a happy
jolly gay night for joe. oh, and her goodbye was telling adam to tell me bye and she was going
home... gee, almost as heartwarming as last night.
6-24-00 & 6-25-00
Where to begin... Yesterday me and adam were kinda busy. We went to crystal's about 1:30 for
some reason, i forget. then we went to hardees to get chuck before he left at 2, and we
convinced him to go to crystal's party to meet tabby. Well he said he'd go, so me and adam go
to williams to get him to buy us 2 bottles of everclear (mistake) and so I gave him the money
(paying for everything is a bitch) and he went and got it where we picked it up later at Pizza
Inn. So we took one bottle to crystal's house (she was at work) for the other 3 people to enjoy,
Tabby, Dylan(guess that's how you spell it) and jessica, dylan's girlfriend. So we leave and
do whatever, go to kfc about 10 to wait on crystal, and she goes home while we get gas. Well on
my way back to crystal's, I'm driving down her driveway a little fast, I like to spin and stuff.
... anyway, I kinda lost control and we slid in the mud partially into a bean field and my car
would move, so I overheated it I guess. We thought the whole night the engine was totally gone,
so I was worried about that. Ok, so we go in and crystal's starting to drink and these 3 guys
come over, one is chris who is ok, and the other 2 are some dipshits that think they're pimps or
something. I didn't like them the minute they came. Well crystal decides to be smart and take
shots of everclear. 95% alcohol... so me and chuck, being the only sober people are outside at
my broke ass car and I'm kind of annoyed b/c crystal's pretty much ignoring me while she's
drinking with these other guys. So after a bit, I get tired of it and go in and take the rest
of the everclear away so they don't do anything stupid. Unfortunately I was a tad too late on
that one. about a half hour later crystal's throwing up and was laying on the couch saying she
couldn't feel her body or legs and she had to go to the hospital and junk, we ended up having
those 2 dipshits I didn't like take her to union hospital and they had her throwing up and
junk and said if she had one more shot she'd have died. So I thought ok, I lost a car and
probably my girlfriend tonight. Timmay and god have combined here to make me go f'en nuts.
I swear if crystal had died, I'd have committed suicide by now... well she came back from the
hospital about 4am and I couldn't say anything to her. I didn't know what to say or what to do,
so I just told her "don't ever f'en do that to me ever again" and went downstairs to sleep.
Well that was that. Morning came, me adam and chuck are kinda worried about getting home. So we
take crystal's car to my house to get adam's car and drive her car back to her house b/c she
had to be at work at like 4:30 because KFC are nazi bastards and said if she didn't go to work,
she'd be fired. OK, first they don't let her leave when her friend dies and now they won't
let her stay home even though she almost died. What a great place. Plus her car has pretty much
no brakes. She's putting a lot of stress on me unintentionally... So anywhoo, I come back
home, tell my dad about my car. WOW he got pissed. yadda yadda, we go out to crystal's house,
who is now at work, and we put oil in the car and he turns the key and it starts...
So I assume I just overheated the car last night. So I don't have to worry about getting a new
car now. So he puts it in reverse and I push and we get it out and I'm home now. It's been
a f'ed up weekend... So from now on, anytime crystal's with me, she's not getting any alcohol.
I'll straight up take it from her and I don't care how pissed she gets. she's not drinking a
damn thing as long as I'm around. wow this is a long one. Nothing else'll happen, I'm grounded :)
6-26-00 & 6-27-00
Where to begin again... monday I didn't hear from crystal, I get home from work, call greg's,
he's outside talking to adam, so i go over there, I get there, greg tells me crystal's cheating
on me, I say I need proof. In the end, what happened was she said we broke up because of
something at the party, to make a long story short, she was really upset that she had to take
a blood test to see if she tests positive for HIV and she didn't want to take any chances of
giving it to me. Anyway she's scared, me and adam end up at her house that night and after
talking and junk, we're still together (yay) and ok, Tuesday I'm still at her house with adam,
I take her to work at 2, I go to work at 4:30, when I get out of work I see adam, crystal,
jessica, and greg at columbia house waiting for me. I thought they were there to say "crystal
has HIV" because she looked a bit distraught. So I ask what's going on, they tell me this
guy, Dylan who was at her party saturday, broke into her house and stole 7 guns of her dad's,
$800 and about $1500 of her mom's jewelry. His own damn grandma took him to do it too. I
guess he told her he left something at her house and crystal said he could go get it, so his
grammy took him there. Anyway, we're all shocked b/c he was such a nice guy. I mean, every
single person never thought he would've done that. Anyway, crystal tells her parents, and
they're understanding and concerned right? Nope, they kick her out. They say if she's there
when they get home, they're going to kill her (of course not really, but still) So she stayed
at her grandma's last night. Then later we find out her mom was in a wreck.... well actually
she hit a deer, but she was in the hospital, crystal calls to see if she's ok, and her mom
still bitches her out. I swear if those were my parents I'd have kicked their asses a long
time ago. While me and adam were at crystal's monday night, I told him I'm going to stop
worrying about little things that happen in my life and complaining and stuff because crystal's
had so much crap go bad the last week alone, I couldn't imagine... So i'm really feeling
sorry for her, she's being punished in so many different ways for nothing. Thanks god, you
faggot.
6-28-00
Well me, greg, and crystal drove around looking for dylan some more.... the damn cops keep
saying we should keep looking for him because we'll find him before they do. Translation:
"We don't wanna waste our time looking for this punk, so you people do it for us" of course,
they told us that AFTER they tell us he's the kind of guy that would shoot us and not care.
Remember, he stole 7 guns... I hate pigs too. morons.... Wonder what other happy things will
happen to crystal today.
-Later-
WEll after going around town asking about dylan, we finally stumbled upon some stuff that he
took all the junk to cloverdale and is going to be at this girl's house tomorrow, so they're
calling the police to sort of set him up. So when he goes there, he's busted. Of course,
crystal wants to be in the house when he gets busted, and I'm telling her she shouldn't b/c
if he sees her there, he may run and/or pull a gun. And she's saying she's still going to
be in there, but I won't let her be... Anyways, tomorrow I gotta get her about 7:30 to take
her to the police station to tell them that dylan's going to be at that girl's house tomorrow
afternoon. I'll letcha folks know what happens.