July '01
7-1-01
Hiyooooooooooooooooooooooo. Man. I feel almost sane right now. Yesterday I was just f'ed up, but after we went to a frat party I was alright. Chuck's cousin PJ is in this frat as well as Jeff Cantrell, a guy the iq club knew from high school bowling, he asked why I never partied with him, so this week I decided to. Anyway. Chuck and adar come over to my house around 5 I think and stuff, wait... I wonder if i put that in yesterday's thing......... I dunno. well later we go out to chuck's house because he needed to change pants and alas, amy is on the couch wearing quite lovely shorts and stuff :) then mama porter's like "come on and sit down, we won't bite" too bad for amy though. heh. well after we leave we go to hardee's so chuck can cash in some change to pay for the party ($5 a cup-o-beer unlimited refills) and I meal a little because I hadnt' eaten all day, then we go to the party and drive around for like 10 minutes because we're monkies and adam didn't know where we were going, then when we get there, we can't find the house because nobody likes to use porchlights or numbers on the houses anymore I guess. We waited for like 20 minutes, then a guy pulled up and chuck asked him about the house and stuff and lucky enough he was going to the same party, then jeff showed up, so we went in. At first I was a bit uncomfortable, as well as chuck and adar, but after they tapped the keg and we gots our beer flowing, it was ok. Then within like a half hour, ass everywhere!!!!! I mean, you're just sitting outside minding your own business, you turn around, there's like 4 asses that belong to girls right in front of you. You turn around again, more ass. it was a decent time. A few people I knew from way back when were there, but nothing really happened. I certainly got my $5 worth. I somehow got this girl that was with jeff to get me a refill. how nice. we got there about 9, and left about 2 I think. I asked this guy if they did this every saturday, he said it's more like 6 times a week, but they get a keg and stuff on saturdays. so now we have our saturday's planned for a while. Well, until they say "You 3 monkies can't come here no more", we'll be there. of course poor chuck may have to make biscuits on sundays so he wouldn't be able to stay as long. I figure if we go a few more weeks, we get better known and have more fun. Anyway, after that we went to denny's and I'm just kind of obnoxious again, only from like 10 cups of beer instead of 2 shots of everclear. Kay seats us and as she's taking our order, she knows something's up, she said we're bad people again. So adam feels the need to tell her it's all jeff cantrell's fault. Then she's like "peggy!" because peggy knows jeff and when jeff's involved, bad thigns happen. heh. Then kay accuses me of doing weed. She's like 'I though you didn't do that stuff!" and I tell her I don't do weed, I said I didnt' do weed and I didn't do weed. Then peggy comes over to fill up me coffee and I just say hi and she goes ballistic. well not really. Adam starts to yell out how jeff made us do something. anyway, I say shush and tell her jeff says hi. She knew what happened. gosh, kay and peggy are just so disappointed in us. later I ask peggy what we were supposed to do if what we do now is bad. go to bible school? We asked her what things are bad, and she said everything. so to live up to peggy's standards, we have to go home from denny's, pray for our souls, get up, go to the homeless shelter to help in the soup kitchen, read stories to orphans, save a nun from a speeding bus, get a kitty out of the tree, and go back to denny's. Then we're decent people. heh. well at least I'm feeling a little better. then I get home and start washing dishes and doing laundry and cleaning up, and I thought I'd get up before the old folks get home, but I didn't. about noon they get in, I'm still sleeping on the floor. anyway. they think I put a big dent in the den wall and I know I didn't. but anyway. they got fireworks, M-100's biatch, awwwwwwww yeah. ok bye
7-2-01
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7-3-01
Hey man. Yesterday me and adam went and got some fireworks, aww yeah. $115 of them, as a matter of fact. When we got to dean's party mania, we walk in and these old'ns ask if we're there for fireworks, yes, so adam filled out this thing. I dunno what was on it. So we walk in, a alas, a whole sh*tload of fireworks. *drool* and there was a sheriff I'm guessing with a really big gun in there, I guess to keep us hooligans in check. So we decide we need a cart, and the cop was by the carts, he kind of laughed when he said "think you'll need a cart huh?" like we were broke ass teens who have $10 to spend... well I only had $10, but adam had the rest. So we got a buttload of stuff. lots of bottlerockets, artillery shells, firecrackers, good stuff. We then went to hardees....I just noticed I start a lot of sentences with "so"... sigh. So then (heh) we went to hardee's and showed chuck our stock of fireworks and he was near orgasm. well not really, that's kind of sick anyway. Then we go to mcdonald's, get some meal and go back to adam's to watch simpsons, seinfeld, and RAW! While watching raw I made out this game, IQ Club Jeopardy. With stuff about wrecks, random acts of stupidity, nicknames, things that happened at denny's and so on and soforth. I somehow managed to make an amy reference in like 6 of them. We go to hardee's after raw and there's a lot of stoners there and they were setting off some fireworks, THEN they decide to smoke weed. that's good, let's do something to get the cops called, then smoke weed while we wait for them to get here. Well they never showed up. After that show of intelligence by the hardee's crew, we took chuck's truck back and while on our way to denny's chuck wants to light up yet another joint. They wanted to greenhouse adam's car but I was in there, so they didn't. I had them bitches open the windows. I didn't want any of the penis removal drug. After they were done, we went to denny's. Got there and all the waitresses were in the back just kind of looking at us and kay said she was going to let us stand there all night. I guess we're supposed to know if we come in and there's an empty table we can just sit down, but they could've told us first. gosh. And then kay sports and attitude like we were all on drugs again. Kay had some makeup on for some reason, and dammit, she looks good without it and even better with it. good for her. anyway. She again states that peggy's disappointed in adam and peg heard it and told her not to tell him she said that, wonder why... dunno, it's not because she likes him obviously because he's a dumb little .... nevermind. About 5 minutes after we got there, 2 cops come in and sit in the booth next to us. sigh. the conversating pretty much stopped dead until they left. Then kay comes with the pot-o-coffee to give me some more, but peg had already filled it up, then she gets upset! well not really, the denny's waitresses have this humor that's hard to get, but once you figure it all out, you get it. anyway. So I'm just digging myself a deeper and deeper hole with kay. dangit. We've also got a new award for the iq club, the dumbass of the day award. Chuck won july 1st and 2nd, and I thought I was going to win today's with this little statement. I told them I couldn't believe I just let amanda go like that. She looked past it when I dyed my hair purple and went to her church for midnight mass on christmas, she looked past it when I smoked weed and went bowling, she looked past it when I started drinking alcohol, and then I just toss her away like it was nothing. I didn't think I'd be saying it, but she's the best thing that happened to me, and I just toss it all away in an instant because of a bad thought process. Despite all the stupid sh*t I did, she still looked at me like I was a treasure or something, and I throw it away because of one lapse in good judgment. I also said I wouldn't try to get back with her, mainly because she wants me to get hit by an 18-wheeler and dipped in acid right now, but I do regret breaking up with her in the first place, especially in the manner I did it. that was just wrong. I wished I could've been at home when she brought back the box I gave to her with the infamous note inside so I could plead insanity and try to hope she'd take me back, but it's far too late for that. I just think it's odd I didn't realize this until like last week. a year and a half goes by, and I just now realized that I never should've let her go. damn my stupidity. k bye
Oh, I also added 2 new words to the IQ Club Slang section. go see what they are.
Man, today I got up around 12:30 and went to adar's and the dumb bloke was still asleep, but then we went to pizza inn and saw greg and lynn. awwww yeah. We were talking about the good ol' times, like making fun of judy and playing frisbee. I think she was trying to pimp out her 13 year old daughter, saying how tall she was, how "she's got boobs and everything"... but later when I asked her to bring her in to meet us she said no. oh well. later chuck came in and we stayed for like 2 hours. william came to take greg home at 4 and we left almost 5 and came to adam's where I am now writing that goodness. Of course, adam and chuck just smoked more weed out of the bong. Sigh. morons. I think later we're going to the mall so adam can use his atm and get more ca$he for fireworks. and go to chuck's too, yay, amy :) :) :) :) :) etc. etc.
7-4-01
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7-5-01
Man, I'm tired and don't feel like putting an entry up yet, but I know if I don't I'll forget 95% of what happened. I already have actually. Well 2 nights ago we set off a few fireworks but amy wasn't home :( and chuck clinched his 3rd consecutive dumbass of the day award by throwing a lit smoke bomb in a neighbor's yard, then right at me. I guess the liquid sh*t coming from the top isn't hot so he can throw it (it actually is, that's sarcasm for our not as quick-witted audience) anyway. That was pretty much all about that day... well not really, later me and adam left because chuck had to work at 5am the next morning and we went to denny's. it was pretty busy and everyone was running around like a chicken with their nuts cut off... or head..... something. But no kay, peg or carla. :( anyway, yesterday we were supposed to take the fireworks and bikes to chuck's house because we wanted to initiate an iq club investigation (stalk a girl) but chuck was late because he's a dumbass and we didn't take the bikes. Me and adam drove around to get charcoal and stuff and went to chuck's but the whole family was gone, even amy. dangit. so we're just setting them off little by little till 9 when we went inside to watch southpark. Then when it was over, it was on. We started shooting off our big rockets and mortar shells. Goooood stuff. Then we started playing with the grill which still had burning charcoal in it. OOh, before that, adam found a toad and before chuck could let lose a pack of shoguns on it, me and adam let it go and run away to get eaten by a squirrel. anyway, later the porter family comes home and chuck's still having happy gay fun putting bottlerockets in the grill, thus making them shoot in every direction, smart stuff. But he didn't clinch the dumbass of the day award for the 4th straight day until one of the bottlerockets flew right into the garage and blew up as Clown walked through the door. congrats chuck, just when we thought you wouldn't be able to live up to the standards you've set for yourself to claim that award, you go and redeem yourself. When the porter family got home, amy was just lagging behind, last to get out of the van, what a good view. Then later she came out yelling about chuck getting black powder on princess (her dog) in a very decent tank top. ahh the good days of youth. Hmm, later chuck decides he wants to do coricidine, and I say I'll do it if we get to go to denny's after taking it, so we guess it's a decent idea, but NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO all the stores that had it pulled it off the shelves or something. We went to wal-mart, k-mart, 3 different krogers, and a walgreen's, but none of them had the right kind. Sigh, it appears the gov't has caught up to us wascally wabbits. Adam's trying to make a new word, apel'ns (ape-lins) which is basically a more defined term for monkey kids. So then we decide, hey, let's go get drunk off the full gallon of pucker adam has, then go to denny's. We tried but it was nasty and I couldn't drink it. We ended up not going to denny's at all. damn wusses. I kept bringing up adam screwing a buffalo and an owl... then chuck was online and saw this girl tara he liked but screwed up any chance with (not that he had one anyway) and danced around like a chimp in heat at a backdoorboys concert, and when he tried to message her, she got offline. mwauhaahahahah, then the same thing happened to adam with melissa, mwuahahahaha, but luckily I don't have to worry about that because sarah's in florida, just "p1mping" as she said. ...... (:(|)
7-6-01
I'm a little scared now, I haven't had a bad day in july yet. 5 straight either decent or good days... that never happens. adam has the same streak going....... god's up to something and I doubt it's a surprise party to let us into heaven and live happily for the rest of our lives. anyway. Yesterday around 5 I went looking for adar and pooh but couldn't find them, until I went to the hundred acre wood and found them about to leave, but we stayed and washed my car for some reason, then me and chuck went to the mall where he got 2 cd's (claiming he only had $2) and a job app. at camelot. heh, good luck. and I bought twisted Metal Black, which kicks ass, but it's too hard. I can't seem to stay alive, me, the god of twisted metal, the guy who will 0wn j00 if you dare compete. anyway. Then we went back to adam's and he was playing wrasslin' and I beat up amy (on the game) and then off to the batting cages. oh, and when we got to the mall, the parking spot closest to the doors was open *gasp* you know, the ones next to the monkey people spots? awwwww yeah, that clinched my good day right there. later when we went to bogey's d00d says we can't use wooden bats? what's that sh*t? the only people I've ever seen break or crack a wooden bat there, hell, the only people I've seen use a wooden bat there period is me and adam. So that was the pathetic attempt by god to ruin my day but it didn't work. batted for awhile, then off to denny's of course. We haven't seen peggy or carla for awhile, they better not have quit or I'll hurt people. But at least kay was there, yay, even though she tried to assault me with a pot of hot coffee. For some reason she just has this aggression towards me, not seriously but still, of the iq club I'm the only one she's acted like she was purposely going to spill coffee on me or something. Maybe it's one of those elementary things where you act like you don't like someone when you really do...... hmm....... nah, so anywhoo, stephanie, greg's sister came in and sat in the booth next to us, didn't really say much. but chuck clinched the dumbass of the day award for the 5th straight day with his story about how he almost hanged himself on adam's old hammock awhile back. Me and adam were panicked, we thought one of us would dethrone chuck, but like the champion he is, he pulls through victorious. We really need a plaque. and my lottery ticket streak is over too. I had won on my last 4 tickets, and I lost last night, twice. It must've been because adam bought them, he's a jinx like that. Anyway, that was pretty much all of last night, and today I woke up and played me some Twisted Metal Black and was wowed and amazed until I realized how easy it was to die, especially in the junkyard when I was in the car compactor....... then I came to the old folk's home. took me 20 minutes because of stupid trains and there was a wreck, nothing major. anyway, I'm done. out
7-7-01
Yesterday after updating the glorious journal I went to adam's and then to wally world to take back these blinds he got that were too short and boy did god try to get us. Young'ns and old'ns alike everywhere. Walmart, everywhere, went to mcdonalds, everywhere. A valiant effort but to no avail. Yesterday wasn't bad, it was almost decent so we have successfully gotten 6 days in a row that weren't bad. And today is the frat party so there's a 90% chance it'll be decent as well. Oh man, just days after me and adam said we'd never have a good week, it's about to happen. Something real f'ed up has to happen to screw this up. But chuck is trying to say he's not going because he has to work at 5am sunday, boo hoo. He's going. He can just show up for an hour or two and leave whenever, but he's going, after all, he's muhzelly's cousin. (that's how the frat guys pronounce his last name) I think last week we were kind of accepted, so just a few more appearances and we'll be in good. unless of course god has something to do with it. After chuck got to adam's we watched the end of galaxy quest and chuck was about to go home because it was like 1:15am, but adam suggested denny's and so chuck took his truck home and we went to denny's. Kay and Peg got their bellybuttons pierced. hot dog. kay showed us hers but peg never even talked to us, the nerve. gosh. Along with much other stupid conversations, we decided to hand out old cigarette boxes full of candy for halloween next year :) a little controversial but well worth the fun. We said we'd pay chuck like $20 plus a dollar per house if he dressed up as pooh and went to the door and sang the winnie the pooh song. I'd die laughing. by the time we left, around 5 I think, we were all a little dilerious and chuck was laughing at any little thing. So we left. Went home went to sleep. I think more happened at denny's but I can't remember. Kay didn't threaten me with coffee this time. k bye
7-8-01
Weed = gay homo with no penis that likes to lick donkey nuts for wooden nickels. ok, well yesterday we didn't go to the party, instead we sit in hardee's across from ISU for 2 1/2 hours. :) :) :) yay! All so adam and chuck could get weed, but by the time we finally left, they still didn't have weed :) :) :) so it was for nothing! yeeee!... ok. Well we went to pick up charlie from work at 8 and when we got there, william and the family (not nasty skankho) were there and william jr. was running around like a rabid chimplet so we took chuck home. While there I saw that Slut the cat was going into chuck's closet like the last time she had kittens, so I brought it to pooh's attention and everyone started bothering the poor thing wanting to put it somewhere else to give birth, meanwhile pappy and adar are gawking at soccergirl in her small clothing. I later told chuck if he wanted us to not make comments, tell his sister to put on more clothes or something. Then we leave and go to adam's for a while, playing wrestling and stuff, and about 11 chuck really wanted weed and he couldn't find anyone with some so he suggested we go to hardee's because this guy he knows works there and he might've had some. Well 2 1/2 hours later we leave without any, but at least chuck was high because adam let him drive his car to take someone to their house to find weed and they smoked a blunt on the way. So saturday night was ruined because the 2 assrapists needed their weed. But it did not ruin the good day streak because in the 10 minutes we were at chuck's house, we saw more of amy than the 10 or so hours we spent there the 3rd and 4th of july. :) and today I get up a like 4 and finally beat twisted metal black with Mr. Grimm. pretty phat, had to figure out how to blow up a helicopter to win, finally figured out you have to disable a gas truck near it then blow it up. yay. k bye
7-9-01
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7-10-01
Gosh, sometimes I think doing this journal is more of a chore than a hobby. Dangit. Anyway. Sunday chuck came over to my parent's house just before I was about to leave and we went to adam's. He said he'd come from there but adam didn't answer the door, so we go back in his truck and knock and adam opens up and tells chuck how he opened the door as chuck was walking away and yelled "hey dumbass" at him a lot and stood on the porch and yelled at him and waved his arms but chuck never looked at him because he's smart. So chuck got the dumbass of the day award for the 9th. anyway later we go to denny's and not much happens. It was storming like a mawfugger out there though. when we went to chuck's house to take his truck back it was just a buttload of lightning and stuff and chuck's neighborhood was out of power. Michelle was up and running around but NOOOOOOO not amy, god forbid. So we go to denny's and that's pretty much it. Yesterday about the same amount happened. Except I saw dude where's my car. that's a... movie. It's not that bad, but I agree with some idiots, you'd probably have to be high to think it's as funny as they wanted it to be. Anywhoo, later we go to hardee's to meet chuck and he decides he wants to get drunk. So we take his truck back and think maybe one of the denny's waitresses will go get us some everclear when they're on break or something. so we get to denny's and ask peggy if she could do us that small little favor and she said she couldn't. Darn jobs. Can't leave on break, can't even chill in the dining room on break. Then jamie came by and asked what we got her for her birthday. She R 24 yesterday. Jamie and peggy come by and talk and stuff, but we're still working on carla, boy howdy. So adar calls william and he's not answering so he left a message to call denny's and everytime the phone rang adam and chuck act like someone just dropped a bag of money or weed or gay porn or something and start moaning because people won't answer the phone after 2 rings. Dumbasses. Later brook comes in *shudder* with her kid and sits with us for like an hour... a very long hour... Much of the night was spent making fun of william jr. it's just too easy. Brook's baby which is like a year old or something, can already say mama, dada, bye bye, and william jr.'s like 3 years old, and he can say "Yeeeeeeeee!" and that's about it. poor kid's going to be the next will lanham. Most of the rest of the night is just general denny's stuff that we don't need to know very well. k bye
7-11-01
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7-12-01
Oh man, drinking everclear and kool-aid then going to denny's rawks my house down. Yesterday I came to adar's about 5:30 and we watched the simpsons from 6 to 7, then had to f'en wait till 9 for titus to come on. awwwwww yeah, 2 days of titus. It's going to be on 8:30 tuesdays, and 9 wednesdays, then family guy comes on at 9:30 wed. and it was phat. what a good day for tv. Then later we got everclear and came back to adam's and got drunk, well me and chuck did then we went to denny's good and drunk and kind of made asses out of ourselves. But I do believe carla was entertained for a minute or two. And there's a new chick, Karen I think. Something about her too... seems almost innocent. anyway, later kay and peggy come in :) and we're just drunk and talking and stuff. it was fun. good stuff, then when we came back to adam's chuck called denny's and talked to carla and peg. anywhoo, we're done. drunk denny's goodness fun! Adam won 2 animals from the machine but me and chuck ended up giving them to kay and peggy so we looked like the good guys. not really. dammit we're drunk. k byehow dare my cousin sign the guestbook and complain about this site which is the personification of perfection!... trying to use jennifer lopez's nickname to boot! sigh. anyway, everyone who reads this page (all 2 of you) should check out his site, it's on the guestbook. it's fairly decent for a 14 year old... I think that's his age. damn he's been 14 for quite awhile now. alrighty, outie
7-13-01
Ooh friday the 13th. Anyway.... eh, it appears my family members like to use the guestbook as a message board... see, when someone signs my guestbook, it e-mails me saying someone's signed it, I get like 6 of them and think phat, people are reading it, but no no, it's my monkey cousins in new mexico and my bro. ah well, yesterday we didn't do a damn thing. well we went to bogey's and me and adam started drinkin' some more and went to denny's but it sucked because nobody talked to us and the waitress sucked, got us drinks and hid in the back for an hour. So we left early. Took chuck home, came back to adam's and drank more and adam started bitching about life for like hours. I think he said "F*ck the world* like 8 times, all of them in a tone of voice that was annoying. like he was emperor giving a speech or something. I just grinned and beared it, until he tried to say he was the antichrist, he's everything god doesn't want him to be, I had to go to the other room, the dumbass is trying to make himself a martyr or something. And chuck is trying to use the "I was so drunk I don't remember what happened at denny's" card. I don't buy it. He was kind of nervous going in there since he made himself an ass times 2 there the night before. but nothing happened so it's ok. Last night we were thinking of moving adam's stereo to a different room and I was going to change light bulbs in the room so we could see (he had a black light bulb in) and it was hotter than sh*t on a blacktop, and it wouldn't come out, and so I tried to turn it back on and I saw a spark and now the whole wall's kind of out of power. Today he talked to the neighbor and asked if he could check the circuit breaker and stuff and the guy said he'd need like 30 and 25 watt fuses. We go to menards and they don't have any. stupid place. Right now I'm at adam's, bored. he's playing wrasslin' and we're going to go to hardee's at 11 to get chuck. he wants to get drunk tonight, yay. he's making us sound like alcoholics. If beth is reading this and has any objections about her ass being the first thing people see when they come to my website, go ahead and e-mail me. heh grampappyjoe@hotmail.com Alright well I'm done for now. outie
7-14-01
Son of biznitch. We didn't get our everclear last night. And no Denny's... no kay, peggy, carla, or new girl karen. But we were slightly amused with the friday the 13th marathon and tribute to monty python last night. Which is where I got that quote. if I could remember the rest of it, you'd all be laughing as hard as we were. then adam added a new step to the squirrelish frenzy he has for a dance. The Pig Dog Kick Oh my. When he first tried that out, I was a giddy little goat and couldn't stop laughing and my face hurt. Then we just kind of chilled in the black room and talked and went to sleep and woke up and came home and and and my mom and bro and went to k-mart and while they were loading the stuff in the van and and and there was this wreck and a car rolled and slid and stuff. I never get to see anything good.
7-15-01
Gee I sure do love my new quotes up there... sigh, yes tonight I asked sarah:
"Munkee2K: I thought about this when I was piss drunk wednesday, but now I'm just kind of curious, was there ever a time since we've met that you might've gone out with me? just wondering
(sarah): yeah
Man, I suck. I should've listened to people who told me to ask her out a long time ago. Oh well it's in the past, she has a boyfriend, probably giddy as can be, and I'm just kind of here. alright. Last night we went to chuck's house around 10 and had a little campfire. Oh man, amy was in a most elegeant black tanktop I've ever seen on a young'n. just god trying to get to me, then the little happy conversation with sarah. yeah buddy, it's a good day to be joe wilson. Whooha.
7-16-01
Well I've let the sarah thing go. Not really disturbed by it anymore. just kind of sucks I missed my golden opportunity, but hey, if she could somehow like me back then, it's very well possible she could again. But till then, I'll stick to being a monkey and stuff. Apparently yesterday chuck was the happiest he's ever been in his life, because he went and saw The Fast and The Furious... ok, I doubt the movie's that good. We assumed he broke his bet and got high, but he claims he didn't. So we go out to his house so he can get some ca$he but before that me and adam stopped at a gas station b/c the pimpmobile was low on pimpin' fuel. So I get gas, go in, and joy to the world, I see chris clark. guess he works there now. Oh well. he didn't say much. So we leave and go to chuck's and he's mad because his mom wanted him to stay home to eat, I mean, the guy's almost never at home, if I were loving caring parents I'd want the same thing, but chuck considers it a totalitarian dictatorship there, so we leave. I took adar and chuck to adam's so they could get the ghettomobile and go eat b/c I wasn't hungry. So I go home and watch In The Army Now because pauly shore rawks my house down. Later goat and pooh come by and we watch the idiot box for awhile, then I hear that adam has gone back on his bet to chuck. He says chuck is now allowed to smoke weed. He claims chuck was being annoying about it so adam said f*ck it, but I know it's because adam wants to get high and chuck was the one who got the weed, so in order for adam to fulfill his poser needs, he had to let chuck do it too. Now adam's going to get mad because I called him a poser, and all I have to say is "I am the antichrist, I'm everything god doesn't want me to be" now that's just stupid talk, trying to sound cool. Well we watched southpark, and it was f'ed up beyond belief, then went to denny's. Kay assaulted me with the coffee pot again. She seems to be amused when I cower in fear when she pours the coffee too close to me, and does it on purpose because she knows I'm going to keep trying to back away, THEN she goes and tells peggy to do it and even shows her how it's done, to get as close as possible with the pot so I'll back away and they think it's funny... Oh and jewbaby let peggy shoot off some of his guns too. So next time we see him, we're going to ask if we can participate in that stuff. I've never shot a real gun before, so I hope he'll let me. Especially his automatic weapons. heh :) Damn those sisters for being hot. Anyway... eh, I think that's about it... I need to start taking more pictures with my trusty digital camera. Some odd funny things... maybe pappy in more costumes... and gimp goat shopping cart fun. alright, outie
7-17-01
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7-18-01
Man I thought it was longer since I updated but I guess not. Anyway. Last night we gots ourselves a bottle of everclear and adam and chuck got drunk, chuck mostly and we went to denny's. It was totally dead. The only servers there were kay and this new girl kay was training. But they got lucky because it was so damn dead. Then we overhear a conversation kay was having and asked her about it when she came over again. I guess carla got fired and jamie quit because she got a job at columbia house. Sigh, just lost 2 more, and carla!!!!...why couldn't...uh... someone else quit... nah, everyone else rules, but man, a loss like carla is tragic. But because it was so dead we all had some bonding time with kay and the new girl. I don't remember her name. Nice ass... sorry that's degrading, but dammit it's true :) I now think it's the best since carla's gone. But anyway, adam and chuck also found some coricidine, awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww yeah. That's going to be hella fun. After sitting in denny's for an hour or two, we went to wal-mart so I could get some tapes for my camera because I want to make a movie. It may be ghetto and have a $5 budget, but it's still a movie and serious to me. SO we get back to adam's and I start to drink a little but not much, and fill a little of my columbia house application out. Went to bed around 7, got up about 4, came home and my dad tells me my aunt called yesterday and told me mum that my uncle alfred (the funniest guy you'll never meet) has colon cancer. Looks like god is getting desperate and is resorting to new lows. I have high hope that when they do surgery on it, they'll get rid of it and he'll live his life out being entertainment for all until the day he gets disgruntled (he works at a post office) and that's about it. i'm sure more's happened but we don't remember... actually I do, the night before last, eh...monday night we went to denny's and chuck was pissed because his "friend" billy sold him some weed that wasn't really weed. it was like weed dust or something. We were sitting at the big table, the 3 of us... and later jamie and eran and friends came in and sat at this table and a little later jamie came over and asked if we would mind moving to the next table so they could have the big table. I didn't care, so we did because we're just so damn sweet, then Eran actually starts to converse with us a little, but chuck was sure to put a stop to that. He was cussing up a storm about something and eran had her little bro in there and she asked him to keep it down a little, and in that good ol' gay chuck way, "yes mother" and then we were arguing and eran said we were all like an old married couple, and chuck said something to her under his breath and I couldn't even understand so she stopped after that. nice one chuck, that's why you have girls hanging off of you and you never go a week without a girlfriend... oh wait nevermind, it's the opposite...
7-19-01
Ahhhhh, the days just get better and better. Yesterday we didn't do anything at all. Chuck had to go home to spend time with the family, perhaps if he wasn't always saying "let's go" when we step inside his house, he wouldn't have to do that, and adam apparently is a wuss and can't take this sleeping till 4 or 5 even though it's like 9 hours of sleep. Jesus christ. I guess I'm the only manly man in the group. so I was at the old folk's home for like 10 hours yesterday, then when I come back to the old folk's home today, I get my notice from the IRS saying I get absolutely jack sh*t from that tax thing cokehead bush signed for. Apparently I didn't pay income taxes or have taxable income in 2000, even though I worked for all but maybe 3 weeks that year. Yep yep, good ol' government stuff. I love it, I'd like to meet mr. bush so I could beat the sh*t out of him and blow his head off. My god, all I wanted was enough to get some contacts, but noo, I can't even get coffee at denny's. $0.00 fucking gov't. meanwhile my parents get the whole fat $600. Oooooooh, I hope someone kills bush and takes over the US.
7-20-01
Man yesterday was a hoot. Went to adam's after updating the journal, and he's getting a $16.00 refund, sigh. Then chuck comes by and he's needing $30 to get weed, and adam only had 20, so they're like trying to get me to give em 10, but I wouldn't until chuck said he'd give me 20 when he gets paid. So i give the little addicts 10 and chuck leaves, comes back like 4 hours later. When chuck gets back he starts rolling a j and i get the good ol' coricidine box and we decide to take chuck's truck back, and they'll smoke it on the way to denny's while I'm beginning to feel the effects. Well we sorta do that. I take the pills, 16 of em, we go to take chuck's truck back, then they take some stupid way to get to denny's so they'll have time to smoke it, then we get lost... we're out way south not knowing where we're at and none of us are in any condition to drive by now, but we eventually get to denny's. We go over to the gas station and I go to the bathroom to let out the good bladder, then I come out and brian and kristie are there. yay. So we walk over to denny's and we all sit together at booth 10 and we're just kind of glazed over, and kristie's like "oh no, we're not all just going to sit here and think about what drugs we're on" and i was anyway. mwauahha. man, it was all a dream. I ordered water, and then all of a sudden there's these kids there. I asked adam like 10 times where the kids came from, and they were there all night! Then this dude steve comes over, he's kinda looking at me weird, then chuck decides to tell him I'm trippin my balls off. and he busts up. it was like a dream. I could've been asleep, just thinking this stuff was happening and it would be lke the same. Then some isu rent-a-pigs come in I try to just sit there. Chuck said later that they were staring pretty hard when I got up to let adam out to go to the gas station. The whole night I was just staring, my eyes wouldn't focus. Then when we were about to leave, I get up, walk around the divider, out the door, and to adam's car, and I don't feel like i did that at all. I go from seeing brian and kristie in denny's to inside adam's car to in his house. my god, it was such a dream. forget all those illegal drugs, if you wanna fly, it's coricidine.... but I'm not a druggie. I only did it because adam and chuck were going to get high. then I sleep till like 6 and come to the old folk's home and tell adam to sign up for this bowling tournament for next weekend. ok I'm out
7-21-01
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7-22-01
Kinda boring the last few days. We rented Children of the Corn 4, Night Of The Living Dead, and Bone Collector last night. watched CotC4 and NotLD, but not BC. Charlie did coricidine and was freaking out a little and didn't want to watch NotLD but we did. still a good flick even though it's like 20 years old. Tonight's wwf Invasion. Looks decent. Friday night we went to denny's and it kinda sucked. too busy. Kay still got in her assault with the coffee pot though. Yesterday me and adam also went to vigo to get him all signed up for the tournament next weekend, when we got there I saw brian taylor, danny travelstead and krisinda doherty, who is an extreme young'n, if you catch my drift. Then we bowled a few games, under the most horrible lane conditions I've seen in quite awhile. Damn krisinda for looking like that. For those of you who don't know, she's the girl I just walked up to one week and told her she had a really nice ass. just FYI. then we went to bogey's and my god I was just off yesterday. I couldn't hit sh*t for anything, and all I really did was make my gray undershirt turn dark gray from sweat. haven't turned a shirt completely different color since football practice like 2 years ago. anyway, yeah. l8r
7-23-01
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7-24-01
Let's see, during the wwf invasion payperview, I started to polish off the rest of the pitcher of kool-aid/everclear and by the end of it, I had finished as well :) I was feeling a little ok, nothing bad. We took chuck home because he had to do biscuits the next morning, then we went to denny's. Kristie and Kay were sitting in the back at the table next to ours, and a little later I start talking to kristie, who came into denny's using brian's car while he was sleeping, even though she wasn't insured for it. the nerve, tsk tsk, now if she had gotten in a wreck, whoo boy, the poo would've hit the fan there. But she didn't so it's ok. She was saying how she thought I was going to die or something the night I went in there on coricidine. That amused me. Then peggy was taking off her work shirt so she could sit in the dining area on her break, and I think it was kristie who asked if she was going to strip naked, and I kind of let a "Oh Yeah" slip out and kay gave me the look like she wanted my head to fall off or that she couldn't believe I said that... I quickly came up with the good excuse that I was looking at a car outside, but eh, she didn't buy it... anyway, me and adar were having a decent time. He went to the gas station and I gave him money to get me lottery tickets, when he gets back he gives me 2 and he has 2, and just as silly luck would have it, I didn't win anything and he won $4 on each of his. hot dog! I called him a few choice words, but as you'll soon read, I think he'll be a little more upset at me in a moment :) So the night was going ok, until peggy decides that kay and kristie should move alllllllll the way to the other end of the store where some people were, and they did, so me and adam were all alone in the back of the store, so we left. Not much going on after that. The next day I didn't go to adam's till like 8 and then around 9:45 chuck calls and wants to go to denny's but adam had the sniffles and was on his death bed as he was trying to act. "i'm sick" heh, wuss. then he WASTES precious coricidine by only taking 2! or 1 or something. How dare he use coricidine in the proper manner. So I go pick up chuck and his elbow is cut from when he was running to his truck earler yesterday and slipped because it was raining and he was bleeding everywhere. We go to denny's and chuck is complaining about his arm bleeding so he has kay get some bandaids or something. She gets him the sacred and holy Moist Towelette and he doesn't use it! It was even antibacterial. My god, the wonders of today's world. Antibacterial Moist Towelettes. Whew, anyway. So he puts a bandaid on there while kay's trying to tell him to use the M.T. but he won't and she says when it gets infected not to blame her. So as the night goes on he keeps getting blood on the table. So he asks kay for like 5 more bandaids and NOW he wants a Moist Towelette. So he wipes it off and puts on a buttload of bandaids. Later kay wants us to go get her cigarettes so we do and whilst there I get 2 lottery tickets. I scratch off the first one and got $2 so I chill like a villain in the ghettos of oaktown, looking for the pokey keepin' it real with my homey g's and sh*t nigga..... then as I'm scratching off my second one, kay sits with us because she's tired and it was kind of dead in there, then I look and boy howdy, I won $80. Isn't that spiffy? Well adam can have his 2 $4 winners, I'll take my $80. Then kay's looking at it, not knowing how that happened (she's not the brightest star in the sky, but she can intimidate with a coffeepot, believe me) then she takes it into the back. Oooooooooooh, a good old fashioned patented asswhoopin was in order, but she's kay. it's to be expected. Like 10 minutes later she comes back and gives it back to me. And then get this sh*t, we get our bill, like 8.90 or something, me and chuck only have like 8.25 between us. heh, just won $80 but I can't pay a $8.90 ticket. But I gave her the $2 ticket so that covered it... just means she gets a phat tip next time to make up for it. During the stay there I had to try and back up my claim that she's our favorite waitress and I was sooooo close to thinking she bought it, then she said until tomorrow and I'll think someone else is. Something, I dunno. girls are dumb. guess i'm outie. l8r
7-25-01
After I updated yesterday, I went to adam's around 6:30 to catch the end of the second simpsons and stayed there till like 9:45, when I went to hardee's without adam again. Still on his death bed. I waited for like ever and the hardee's idiots were there because they have nothing better to do than sit outside hardee's for like an hour and be stupid. They're just punks all the way I tell you what. Soon chuck gets off work and I go to the gas station and get some lotto tickets and a laser pointer. awwwwwww yeah. Then we went to chuck's house to drop off the truck and I started tortur...eh, playing with the cats using the laser pointer. All good happy fun. Then we went to denny's. Oh, no soccergirl sighting at the hundred acre wood. Anyway, we get to denny's and I guess kay told peggy about the "big" winner ticket I got yesterday and peggy asked me about it before they seated us, ironically at the same table as last night. A good table. Table...15 I believe. Then the waiter who served us the night I went there on coricidine was there and boy he remembered me pretty well. He's like "hey it's the guy who was totally trashed that night" So we sit down and a little later brian and kristie come in, say hi and sit at 19 with those kids who were in there freaking me out the night I took the coricidine. Kay was sure to let Stacie (not the nasty skankho, the new waitress with the now best ass there) know that we were kay's table, not hers. We had fun with that, asking stacie for stuff and hinting that we were going to give her the tip instead of kay. mwuahah. It was all in good fun. Later jewbaby came in. Hurt my hand when he shook it, as always. Kay was all over the $80 ticket thing, asking if I cashed it, when I was going to and that stuff, and peggy's like "He's not going to give you the ticket" she knew what was up. Kay actually worked for her tip tonight instead of just taking it for granted. Then at some point we heard kay bitching about eran again and decided she was going to move out and into peggy's place with her, TONIGHT, after she got off work. We would've helped but it was too soon. That and I think kay didn't want us to that way we didn't know where she lived... heh... actually there's probably more truth in that than not. There was also some couple sitting behind us bitching about not having their food done right and not getting a salad, small things like that. Stacie was their waitress and is kind of new, this is like her 2nd or 3rd night of being an actual waitress instead of following kay around, and besides, kay does that anyway, we just expect it. So the old people bitch and moan and talk to bob, the manager (the only cool one left) and they wanted their sh*t for free! what nerve. He gave them like $2 off and stuff and they said they'd never come back and I'd be like "good, less poor people to have complain just so they don't have to pay as much" and stuff. We had to ask stacie though why they were bitching. Since stacie's started, we've talked to her like 10 times more than we ever did to carla. She's riiight up there in looks with carla too. Carla's just slightly hotter. But barely. stacie has a better ass though... man, if any of the waitresses ever read this I'd get hit a lot. heh. I was rolling up some paper kay gave us to draw on and chuck said he'd like to see how well I could roll a joint. He's been saying that for a few weeks now, so I said fine, let's go to the gas station and get some papers and we'll see. I used plain tobacco though. And chuck seemed kind of amazed. The first time I tried and it wasn't all that bad. Not nearly as bad as chuck's first time. Then peggy saw it and thought it was a real joint and it sounded like she was telling people in the back that we had marijuana and stuff. But later found out she didn't. When we went to the gas station we asked kay if she wanted anything and she said cigs and some lotto tickets... so I got kay hooked on lottery now :) so we go and come back, like 4 minutes later kay comes back with $25 and says she needs 25 hoosier millionaire tickets. I guess the whole denny's crew tossed in some money to pool for tickets. Damn, I single handedly got the denny's crew onto the lottery :) so we go to the gas station again and tell the guy there that as the denny's crew's bitches, we've been sent for lottery tickets. So he's like alright what do you need, eh, 25 hoosier millionaire tickets. He did a double take, "25?!" yeah, so he counts them out and we get em and go back. You could just hear them in back yelling out when they got one that won. Then kay comes out and bitches me out because like only 3 of the 25 were winners, and none of hers were. mwuahah. So we pay the ticket and junk and leave. That's about all. Man, 3 good nights at denny's. 1 with adam 2 with chuck. very eerie... OOoooooooOOOOOOOOOooo... ok. Anyway. We also listed the top 60 or so tv shows of all time which I'll put up soon. just to waste time. outGot the list done, and now, The Top TV Shows Of All Time!!!
7-26-01
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7-27-01
It appears my brother has questioned my sexual preference by the choices I've made for my top tv shows of all time... He must have me confused with adam. But I must say, there's quite a few girls out there who could tell you the answer to that... well.. not really... eh.. but rest assured that pappy likes the weaker sex, meaning females, and does not prefer playing butt darts. Anyway. Wednesday, as you may have guessed, we went to denny's. Decent. Not as interesting as tuesday, but ok. Adar joined the group, apparently his cough and sniffle didn't kill him..yet so we went there and stuff. Nothing great. Went there last night, again nothing great. Craig even waited on us... sigh. See, peggy sat us and got us drinks, but 'twas the pig-dog eyed craig who got us our food. Amazingly enough he acted courteously towards us, instead of trying to chop our heads off with katanas or throw ninja stars at us. And to boot, peggy gets the tip anyway because craig makes more than waitresses because he's a manager and was just helping out. tsk tsk. Chuck did plenty more weed smoking before we got there though. oh yeah, went to the mall yesterday too. Got some knickers for this bowling tournament saturday and sunday. Can't wear jeans or shorts, so had to go get some threads. word. $60 they were. Stupid clothes. But at least I got to make fun of adam because he likes those stupid ass pants that have the zippers on the legs in case you decide you forgot to wear shorts in 95 degree weather, so you just zip off the legs. All-Purpose pants for idiots. That and he likes these ugly ass orange and yellow shirts. It was all the better because he was wearing some of the infamous zip-off pants shorts things whatever. Stupid gay sh*t man. They might as well make pants with the crotch cut out. If you put them in a mall, idiots who are as fickle as your average female will buy them. I guess we're going to another frat party saturday. Tuesday night chuck's cousin PJ came in and chuck asked about it, he said sure, then this other guy in the frat came in and chuck asked about it again, d00d said he didn't care if we came. And since chuck D. is PJ's cuz, he's going to put us on "the list" for the parties once school starts again so "Stupid Little Punks" don't get in. You know, the 14 year old high school kids who just happen to have an older sibling who knows about it. Like last time we went, I'll bet at least half the people there were under 18. Anyway. That's ab00t all for now.
I sometimes frequent a webpage of a person in minnesota who also likes to hang out at denny's, and she says hanging out in the parking lot all night is just as fun... I don't think I'll try that though, the ISU pigs might try to say we kicked their cars again and arrest us, or the drunks stumbling in my try and start a fight. I'd be interested in seeing the parking lot in minnesota at night, must differ from the denny's on poplar here. Well I cut the grass for the old folks' home and now IR watching the police videos. Nothing great. I think I'll go cause some disturbances now. L8r
7-28-01
Well after 11 f'en bowling games, I"m done for the day... of course tomorrow I have 11 more to bowl. Sigh, but at least I'm not in last like last time I was in this tournament. Nope, ryan nelson is holding that spot and I don't think he aims to give it up anytime soon, but he didn't seem to care. Of course, if I was with a girl like the one he was with today, I wouldn't really care either. But that's something else. My thumb looks like "a piece of raw meat" as my dad would put it. Ryan gots my phone number again, well adam's really. Because I'm usually there or not home. He wanted it for when he wants to get together and do some coricidine together. That should be fun happy things. And he has his girlfriend doing that too. That's my guy right there. And Krisinda Doherty (told her had nice ass, yeah) was there, just kind of walking around talking to different people. Damn her and her ass too. Well as far as that goes, nothing too interesting happened. I'm done
7-29-01
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7-30-01
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7-31-01
Sorry I haven't updated in awhile. Just haven't quite felt the motivation yet. Plus my parent's idiot computer wouldn't work right so I couldn't update from there, and I hate updating in my basement because my mouse is jewish and doesn't want to work right... uh anyway where was I... ok, dropped off after talking about krisinda's ass. Well anyway, Saturday we went to denny's as usual. Well we weren't going to at first because it looked really busy, but when we drove by, table 19 (the farthest table in the back) was wide open so we decided to make a run for it, So we peel out and get in there and awwwwwww yeah, we gots it. Stayed in there awhile, went to my parent's house and slept for a few hours, got up sunday about... 8:45 and went to vigo to bowl the rest of the stupid tournament that I knew I wasn't even going to be a threat in. Get there, hard to walk or move my arm, and my thumb hurt like a biznitch. Ryan's girlfriend wasn't there, damn, but she showed up later, yay. Krisinda also wasn't there, damn, but she also showed up later. yay. The feeling in the bowling alley was just a "let's get this piece of crap thing over with" because after I was done with my last game, I was sooo relieved I got to go home and sleep. I could barely walk and use my arm and my thumb looked like, again as my dad would say "a piece of raw meat" So anyway. Later we go to denny's as usual. It's been about a little over a week everynight. The only available table is table 10, the big table. And nothing wrong with that. Other than nobody good was working except Stacey, but she wasn't our server... kay was there, but not working. she was sitting with brian and kristie, who by the way because of brian's living habits are living in different places soon, but thankfully they're not breaking up. That would suck. It just wouldn't seem right. So anywhoo, later these moron drunks come in and sit 2 tables down from us, chuck had since gone to talk to brian because kay and kristie left to go look at houses. So I overhear one of the dumb drunks, we'll call him AssPirate, or AP, say "hey look at those 2 guys at the round table (me and adam), they must be wondering who's going to pay for the hotel room tonight, hyuck hyuck, snort" said AP, then he said something about fairbanks... wonder how he knew about the reputation of fairbanks, I guess his name is more than just a way to make fun of him. Anyway, me and adam were not amused.. hey, I smell a story... anyway, So chuck comes down and he's wondering why me and adam aren't so chipper, and we tell him what asslicker, I mean, asspirate said and he understood. So THEN like 10 minutes later, buttplugger, damn I keep messing up. Asspirate is like "hey guys, are you going to be leaving soon? There's 5 of us and we just need some elbow room" so I kind of shrug and get my wallet out and stuff, and we promptly leave, right? Heh, no, we sit in there for like a longer time than we usually would and I hear DickSuck, ...AP say "wouldn't it suck if they left right after we got done eating?" so they made the decision, we waited til at least they were done eating, then we just decided to wait until they left altogether. Before they left brian and kristie were leaving and kristie talked to us for a little, and I told her how we were staying there longer simply to piss off a few drunks, and we did I bet. Later stacey got chuck some fries and we told her about our fiendish plan and she approved because they were morons and were saying stupid shit to her. So after they leave, we wait about a half hour and leave too. I slept sooooo good that night because I was so sore from bowling. 22 games in 2 days, you try that. So monday I get up, go to the old folk's home, try to watch dragon ball z, the episode where Goku finally unleashes the spirit bomb on frieza, and my mom keeps making fun of it, Finally I just get mad and tell her to go to the kitchen until it's over, she actually does, then Old Man Wilson comes in and starts watchin it, mainly because I had the remote :) then he starts making fun of it too! I swear, I'm glad those two found each other because nobody else would be able to stand either one of them. So later I go to adar's and we watch Raw Is War and the rock came back and beat up vince and shane mcmahon, then did his "Finally The Rock Has Come Back To.... WWF" yay. See, the whole night they were guessing whether he'd go back to the wwf or join the ecw/wcw alliance, but he didn't go to the gay club. That's far more talk about wrestling than I should've done. Anywhoo, later chuck comes by and we go to denny's and Kay was our server, yay. She had this lipstick on that totally didn't match her. Like a maroon color. Anyway, she's proud of herself getting big tips because she had makeup on and stuff, later on I'm like "you got something on your lip" "yeah, it's called lipstick" not the intended response I wanted, so I comeback with "Oh, is that what you call it" that got it :) Did kind of the death stare/head nod thing, then attacked me with the coffee pot again. Dangit. Then adam's like "I think you get off on that" yeah, I go home and tie coffee pots from the ceiling so I can be around them all the time. Later kay came by and had some crap on her shirt, and I wasn't going to use the lipstick comment again, but I had to. she said it was fudge or something, I said it could be some of the lipstick, I think that was a tad too far. she didn't seem all that amused... not genuinely pissed, but tired of the lipstick comments. So we left. I think that's about it.. Oh, saw Aflack at vigo sunday. Aflack being Jennifer Hanley, because chuck said she looked like a duck, and Aflack's mascot is a duck.... k nevermind. bye
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