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January '03


1-02-03
Yay new year. new years eve sucked pretty much. nowhere to go to drizink. went to adar's and played ping pong for a bit. I left at like 1:30. ah well... nothing going on. Finished my 64 chevy Impala Lowrider. I got a new lowrider today. a '39 chevy coupe :D anyway yeah... uh... huh... wow nothing to write. big shocker there. work is now dropping off. today I was there for an hour and a half... summabish, nothing to write. oh well. I only updated so I could put my phat new model on the online for you to all awe at. late.


01-07-03
I'm sure as all my ecstatic fan saw, I got another model done yay. good ol' acura integra. I want a car like that...

not much to write about as usual *look of shock spreads throughout the land* Well last night went to tehbowling. Happy little megan ee. ok. Everyone was drinking the beer except me of course... of megan because she has a fake ID... sigh. I got to drive mick's car back to his house because he had to drive this girl's car because she had a wee bit too much to drink. it was fun. it's fun driving a car that doesnt' sound like a lawnmower. Afterwards I was less than happy because adam and chuck just wanted to sit there and get high and listen to gay rap and play ping pong. Our definitions of entertainment vary drastically.

Other than that I can hardly think of anything worth writing about. ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... grampappyAJ and misty finally got a house. yay homeowners now. it's a happy place. I just don't really look forward to helping them move in the big stuff this weekend. always the helper mover outer, never the mover outer... if that makes sense, go check yourself in to some institution.


01-11-03
Yeah buddy, nothing like getting up at 8am to help pappyAJ move. good god it was cold. I had two jackets on and was freezing. anywhoo. he wanted to get all the big stuff out and get the truck back before noon... well we were done moving the big stuff at about 2:30 :) washer, dryer, fridge(mighty big fridge too), mattress, box springs, headboard, dresser, mirror thingy that goes with dresser that weighs 980 lbs(not literally.... well maybe) and so on and so forth. it was the getting stuff upstairs and downstairs that made it harder. then the cold. bleh. anywhoo. I'm so tired and sore I called into work. first time I called in at garfield's since I started working there 6 months ago. not a bad start. Lisa however didn't sound pleased with my "excuse" but oh well. after sh*tty days like yesterday where she let ralph and adam have the night off and had me work open-close on a freaking friday. bleh some more... so tired... kind of want to go to sleep and wake up wednesday. but I have to work tomorrow... adam will probably try to give me flak for calling in. but he's a homo anyway :D I think I'll wear my santa hat. out


01-16-03
I've decided to start writing grampappyjoe stories on paper instead of on the online. and if I think it's good enough, i'll put it on the online for all to see. that way I can constructively criticize myself and have others constructively criticize me as well before I release it to the masses. ok? plus I need work on my penmanship so this oughta help.

As usual, not a whole lot going on. Bowling monday wasn't that great, but everyone's still talking about joining the business league at bowling center, but nobody's done anything about it yet so that may fall through. I haven't really done anything since. I don't work except weekends anymore :( not enough megan, jen and ashley time. so anyway...

Tonight they did call me in though, I accidentally answered the phone thinking it would be adam but it was mackey, gah! oh well. So I went and worked and it wasn't too bad despite being backed up like a mother when I got there, then servers give me sh*t about being late and whatnot. but rather than backward bitchslap them, I spared them because they didn't know I wasn't the one that was supposed to work tonight. ignorance is bliss. Afterwards I went to adar's and played some pong. (ping pong, they just call it pong) and I can't believe I almost lost to adam, and I can't believe I beat jeremy. adam was up by a couple and I had to come back and beat him, which pissed him off. Then I had to come back again on jeremy, who is much better than adam, btw. but I like it. adam says when/if we move out together, we need a ping pong table. I conquer. Then off to denny's. nothing happened as usual. yay 24 days until 21 years old. I wanna get a jersey made that's like neon green and yellow with the number 21 on back with Wilson or PappyJ on the back :D :D :D anyway. out


01-21-03
Mmm. less than 3 weeks til tehbirthday.

Last night at bowling we finally signed up for what I think is a restaurant league, because all the places derek said were in it are restaurants. royal mandarin, bw3's, ryan's steakhouse, etc. etc. so now I just gotta quit my yaba league, which will be sad. been in there for like 15 years. ah well. people get old. Yay it starts next monday. pwn pwn pwn.

Man saturday, garfield's playing with my emotions. When I first get there, adam says ralph is closing dish pit so I won't be. yay. Then he says Shaun's closing, so still I won't be. yay. then lisa says I am. :( then later she asks if I want to go home or stay and of course I say I would rather go home, so she has me break ralph(as in go on break while I cover his dish pit, not split the poor guy in half) and sends me home. eee.

Sunday was a hoot. I felt like and decided to wear my santa hat again. what good is it if you only use it once a year? anywhoo. got 2 merry christmases, a few nice hats, and 2 I really like your hat, one of which being a hot little number ashely. Mmm... Then as I'm pounding out steaks angie wants to try so I let her go at it. I think the next 10 minutes were devoted to "angie was beating joe's meat" references from the peanut gallery. so anyway right. I forget anything else that happened because its' probably not that important. out.


01-24-03
w00t! Click me for more planethalflife fame and glory. well maybe not fame AND glory. but certainly glory. in my head. for me.

Hoorah, got tonight off. hooray for labor costs. actually when I get my paycheck it'll be a different story. 2 new (I'm guessing) old'ns started there today. both pleasing to the eye. Mmm, pappy has a soft spot for chicky babies with short hair. unless of course they're like lesbian or something. then it becomes a hard spot. har har. j/k. or am I. anyway. that's enough garbage-y filth out of my mouth. Adar's tire went flat and he's strapped for ca$he enough as it is, so paying credit card and new tire is rough. and he has no way to work except chuck and mick. because he didn't call me, so I can't be a way. not today anyway. unless he's calling now. oops. so anyway right.

Ehhhhhhhhh..... also bought the episodes of DragonBallZ where goku finally defeats majin buu! Spirit bomb, pwn!! k.


01-27-03
Yay superbowl. Bucs win. I'm soon starting another picture story like I did with last year's superbowl. except it'll be a little longer and more detailed. still using stick people though, a la stickdeath.com. So anyway.

Went to work sunday and they tried to send me home as soon as I clocked on, but I said no! For I must do thine dishes as to help out my fellow kitchen staff so as to they won't not be wanting none dishes for to use.... yeah. ok. So they let me stay a half hour. yay. worked a half hour, then actually forgot to clock out for another half hour, so eh. one hour yesterday, whoo. Jeremy and derek had come in for a be-ah. and I thought about going with them to scott's for the superbowl thingy. I decided not too. besides, I had bowling and the osbournes and Independence day to watch. Adam called ab00t 5:30 wanting me to go and I'm like nah. Then about 9:30 he calls again, drunk, saying I should come over and all that good stuff. So I did. the bowl was almost over so not many more commercials to see.

I got over there and started draining the keg. after the game they started doing kegstands. not only did adam get a mere 8 seconds, he spit out half the beer because it was "filling up his mouth too fast" :D I thought he'd be used to it by now, with all the chuck's d*ck he smokes. :D :D :D pwn. anyway. Then derek did it, then scott. a silly ritual. THEN was time to go downstairs and play beirut(bay-roo) a nifty little drinking game I'll explain to you in my picture story. you need visuals for it. Me, jeremy and scott got bitchslapped by adam, jeremy hall and derek :( maybe if jeremy hadn't knocked over two of our cups............ sigh. anyway. Back upstairs, started watching men in black II and eventually we all just left. I knew I couldn't drizive even though scott lives like 5 blocks from my parent's house, yet adam keeps insisting on meeting him and pooh at his house. like ehhh, how? So I caught a ride with christie and jeremy. ee. Later adam and jeremy were out like lights and pooh wanted to go back to his cave to get more hunny and a gas station for blunts. Then he took me back to my car and I came home and slept, eeeeeeeeeeeee. sleep good. I'm surprised I don't have a hangover. I drank much of tehbeer and didn't throw up, so oh well. I guess when you're godly, it just doesn't work on you. speaking of, the movie with jim carey as god. heh. heh heh. that should be fun. and the matrix sequels, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm............


01-28-03
hooray, 2 days in a row. w00t. well then. last night we started tehbowling league. it was good stuff. except I bowled a 149 my first game so :( ended up with 608. ph34r. each week the team with the most pincount gets a trophy(and bragging rights) for that week. and we's thinking we got it. me, adar, pooh and christie. there was a few good people there, but not on the same team so with a juggernaut like me adam and pooh, with christie for some handicap, we're something fierce, yeah buddy. so either today or tomorrow they bowling alley will call the winning team to go pick up the trophy. if we didn't get it, I'm going to be 24 different varieties of salty. dammit! if I had just gotten like a 180 my first game...... bah! oh well. After that we went to imperial for even more bowling. eee. most the people there were going to simrell's because breezy's getting shipped off and even though she's 20, the d00d at simrell's said she could go hang out with them as long as she left her wallet in the car and didn't bring in any money. can't take the risk of underage boozing. 1 week and 5 days my friend.... and it's on...

After imperial we decided to go to the IHOP because bryan works there now and they saw his car there so we went. Katie and katie2 were there too, eee. much talk of random poo. from my evil child of satan cat to katie needing a moo moo soon because she's pregnant. mwuahahahaha.... Then while we're making many comments at the expense of katie, these two people were out in the parking lot in a car getting it on and someone called the pokey, the heat, the fuzz, the 5-0, the po po.... and I guess they thought it would take 3 squad cars to handle the situation. geh. anyway. katie2 said she's having a little bit of a party at her new apartment this weekend and to talk to bryan and katie about when it is and where exactly. so eee. superbowl party, bowling fun, and soon another drunken mess.

Welp, I's still workin' on that thar superbowl picshure show I got in store. I'd say I'm about halfway done so uh yeah. look for that soon.