<xmp> <body bgcolor="#00008b" background="/bg/blumaz.gif" text="#fffafa" link="#ff6347" alink="#00ff00" vlink="#ff0000"> <basefont size="4"> </xmp> January '02
January '02

01-01-02
Ah, so begins a new year. As you may have seen on the front page, pookie is missing. Not to worry. she's done this before and has always come back within an hour or two. She just gets out and explores, knowing darn well when she gets back she'll be kept under even more heavily guarded watch... Adam and chuck came by around 7 and they were going to go to william's for a bit, and it appears that tomorrow night we're gonna go to millennium to play pool with willy goat and denny's. just like old times!!! /me is hella excited. So after they left me and bro played some Tricky for the PS2 and it's ok. Pisses me off sometimes though. Later me, ma, pa, and bro played taboo and it was funny watching my dad try and play because he'd break like every rule and we even had to stop playing because we were laughing too hard, instead we played Aggervation. stupid game with a die and a board with marbles. Mom and dad won because they cheat. Later I'm playing more tricky and twisted metal black and my bro and misty are looking outside at jupiter, which from what I see isn't even there at the moment. And Then pookie was missing. So ma thinks pookie may have gone out while aj and misty were outside because they didn't close the door >:P anywhoo. I get online later and adam's on and he said melissa's house was kind of boring and didn't give too many details so I guess nothing happened, and chuck thinks I'm going to commit suicide soon because I don't appear overjoyus... hmm, so not having an ear to ear grin on your face 24/7 means suicide thoughts eh. Well that's a new one. Anyway. I'm done now. outie. Yay, first post of 2002.

Yay pookie came back. I was playing Tricky and I heard my bro go to the latrines and then like 5 minutes later I see pookie wandering about... what the... well I guess around 5:30 my bro heard a scratching outside the window and it was dumbass. There's a pile of wood under my window outside to ensure my fiery demise should the house catch fire, anyway. So Pookie was gone for 4 1/2 hours. Stupid cat. Apparently me ma beat it with a quickness for getting out. heh. poor traumatized cat. Watching Boy Meets World marathon now, yay. tapanga's hot.

I Am TehPwn!!!! PH34r Me!!!!!!!!!! Yet again pappy has an e-mail posted and stuff... yeah. on planethalflife this time. Yay. See, to some, you may think big woop, but when you have hundreds, maybe even thousands of people e-mailing them, and of those thousands, you are one of few to be picked that week, it feels pretty good... anyway. Click Me!!!

01-03-02
Too many stupid numbers in the date now. anyway. yesterday was ghetto nothing happened. We did go to denny's. It wasn't so bad. wendy says we used up like a whole box of creamers or something and all this sugar. She was kind of playing though, joking about how chuck and william used the combined amount of cream and sugar Ben & Jerry use to make ice cream each month. Anywhoo. Went home and slept. Got up around noon then set my alarm to 2 because I knew I wasn't going to get up, woke up at 2 as I had previously stated and got ready to go bowling. Talked to adam online and him and chuck had turned in their apps. at papa johns (heh) and....... AHAHHAHAHAHA, pookie just got into the cabinets above my computer :) she got on my tower and was trying to open the door and just got in there. /me is very amused. anyway. went to bowling and chuck had gone with adam. yay. I guess. what a pleasant surprise to see hannah with her hair up.... ick, she's younger than sarah and I'm thinking bad things... I'm going to end up in jail before I'm 25, I can feel it. girls are the devil! Bowled kind of crappy, drew a picture of a monkey and labeled it Derle Wilson, my dad, then adam was mad at me because he sucks at bowling and I was doing good so he put joe wilson, then I erased it and put aj. then wrote a paragraph adam preferring sluts and whores and got herpes from William's Stacie :) heh. anyway. after that we went to chuck's house, against chuck's will. Well he didn't want me to go because I like looking at amy. He knows damn well adam thinks the same sh*t but he just doesn't say it because he's a p*ssy wimp pig-f*cker. heh. But thankfully, a few minutes before we left clown and soccergirl came home. I came home after that and watched some DBZ. I was all giddy that there was supposed to be 2 hours of family guy tonight, or so I thought. But I guess it's next week because now they're showing mrs. doubtfire.... ehhh... anyway. I'm done. l8r

01-04-02
Man, today's been interesting before it even got to like, 8 o clock. I wake up and listen to some jim rome, and watch tv and junk. Around 6:30 I took a shower and a few minutes after i got dressed adam came by and he brought back my knife I had left in Kristy's car. Well if fell out really. anyway, so then he's like, I'm moving out soon. He's going to be living with kristy and kay... heh. Around 5 kay called adam and told him to come over and they talked about how peggy was moving out to live with ahmed and that kind of screwed kay and kristy because they wouldn't be able to afford the place without a third person, and they knew adam was getting kind of tired of bryan's crap about not paying for anything, so they called him to ask if he wanted to move in. Of course he said yes so now he has to think of how to break it to bryan and katie that they might actually have to get jobs to continue living there. After that he said he needed to go pick up chuck because he said he would earlier but since kay called he didn't have the time and stuff. So we went and as soon as we pull up to the driveway chuck comes out and is like, c'mon let's go, as he always does, and adam wants something to drink and chuck's pissed because he was stuck at home with his sisters and amy's friend, who is what I guess you'd say a towel head... sorry if that offends anyone. Adam gets pissed because chuck's acting like a whore and stuff and they start yelling and all the people in the house are amused watching and this and that. We were there about a half hour for adam and chuck ranting to each other. Chuck picked up a stick and was going after adam and he's like, why you running away? eh, because you have a big stick, stupid. Heh, I was amused, then it looked like chuck was coming to try something on me, but he didn't because he knew he'd end up in intensive care. After a bit we finally do leave, not before adam and chuck think his sisters called the cops. heh. Went driving around and decided to go to adam's soon to be residence. Kristy was home and we wandered around looking at stuff. A pretty big improvement from the apartment. Especially the basement. I told adam to ask kay and kristy if we could screw around with the basement, perhaps make The Black Room, Part II. yay. anyway. Kristy was watching happy gilmore and we were about to go so I came home and they went to adam's I think. That's about it for now. l8r.

01-06-02
Damn how'd it get to the 6th already... heh. I thought it was the fifth, which was old man wilson's birthday!!! I won't say how old he is (65) but know that I'm sure he has plenty of time left to bother me and make me want to hurt people.... oops. Saturday morning sucked. i went bowling and of course young'ns galore but idiot didn't show up. err I mean adam. So I was already Irate because he knows how much I simply LOVE bowling by myself. yessiree. anyway. I thought I saw carrie price there, and I was going to go beg her to go back to denny's because peggy quit, heh but she left before I went over to her. I think it was her anyway. After I got screwed, err got done bowling I left in a hurry because I was ready to decapitate someone with the mere blow of a fist and drove around for a bit. I got home, still pissed until pookie came along and looked at me stupid. Then I was ok. Later aj and misty came over and we went to Mi Pueblo's to meal. Dad didn't go even though it was to celebrate his birthday... oh well. It was ok. It scares me that there are actual mexican people in terre haute. Because now I'm not so special. heh. I'm only half hispanic, they're like, mexican, and they can speak spanish, so they're up on me by like 5 times. anyway. Went to the mall afterwards, more young'ns. I dont' even know why I mention them anymore. K that it's, no more mentioning young'ns unless I actually interract with them. heh, might as well take them out of the glossary section then. anyway again. Aj got final fantasy X for PS2 and I know he won't like it because he didn't like FF7 or 8, which is basically all X (10) is, only with better graphics and a different storyline. After a bit we went back home, and then after a longer while they left. Shortly adam and chuck came over and they were about to get willy goat to go play poo' and go to denny's. So me and chuck waited at my house for about a half hour for adam to get william and go to millennium because I didn't want to be all over town in my ghettocruiser with a gimp headlight. After a bit we went and played pool. It sucked because I kept getting beat by bullsh*t. adam and chuck with their "I'll hit the ball as hard as I can and hope it goes in" style of play. f00kers. the only one with skill is william... and me. Around 2 we leave and go to denny's. Adam and chuck got there before us and were sitting with bryan and katie and me and william sat at a small ass table near them. Bob was talking to katie and bryan about something, and we overhear that katie's got a job there and if it clears with some other person, bryan may be working there too. ahh. wow, jobs already. Meanwhile joe and columbia house... grr... so many.. uh... young female people work there....from what I hear... ok anyway. A couple minutes after bryan and katie leave and me and willy goat sit with adar and pooh, this dumb mullet looking guy is b*tching about something, and we don't know what it is, but bob goes over there and tells them to basically shut up or leave. and then guy's like "lemme ask you a question... you ever serve in the military?" oh f*ck, anytime any idiot asks that question, the conversation will either be extremely entertaining or you want him shot. well we wanted him shot. he was dogging on the arabs. That fool. Finally he just left without paying with his ho. It was kinda funny though. "You ever serve in the military" bob: yes, i have actually. dude wasn't expecting that was he. I think bob said he was in kosovo or something. I forgot. Well after that not much happened. We may go to willy goat's tuesday. Adam and chuck are trying to have william get them jobs where he works, going all over indiana doing jackhammering and stuff. heh, they'll last a week. Well that's ab00t all I care to mention. outie g-dawgs gangsta flavs. word.

01-08-02
Whoa it's already been 8 days since new years. time are tehfly. btw, anytime I may start something with "teh" it's like "the" only it means, it's the best at it. like, adam is tehgay. heh. sorry. or joe is tehcool. there. just fyi for future reference. Another jargon term from Quake. sorry. Ok anyway. what's going on... Sunday night adam and chuck went to denny's around 9:30 to order off the good menu, the only bad thing being once the waitress leaves, you're pretty much S.O.L. unless you clearly state to someone you need a new server. Katie even started working. heh. watching her follow around some other guy in a maroon shirt is great. I think she's about to quit already. I think wednesday bryan finds out whether or not he can work there or not, but it wouldn't matter because he's going to try and get a job a Gibalt I think it's spelled. Some school for misbehaving guys. So bryan would be like, a babysitter even though he's 5'10" and weighs a kilogram. heh. anyway. So we left around 12:30 and I figured I'd get to sleep early but noooo, adam gets online at like 1:15 and we end up discussing random things till like 5:30.. I hate that. sure a lot of smack talk gets dished out but still, sleeping till 4:00 sucks, which is what I did. Later that day adam calls and says william wants him to meet him at marathon at like 5, which I still haven't been told what it was for. Then he's like, hey guess who just got a job. Sarah! guess where?.... Garfield's! har har.... sigh. I dont' know why I was surprised, God pulls this kind of stuff all the time. Anyway. So then I'm like, hmm... garfields... I don't know what's more stupid, me considering working there, or the reason I'm considering working there. ok. I think adam called again later and said to come by around 11 to go get willy goat and play poo and go to denny's. So I did. Bryan and katie were leaving as I got there, and I assume went to denny's because when we drove by later to go to millennium I saw bryan in there. Fun Fact: Adam's car was in Fast and the Furious. Well not his car, but a car of the same make and model. He got a big head now. He's TehIdiot. After picking up william we played pool for awhile, I went undefeated as usual, but chuck got irate and wanted to leave early, so me and him went to denny's. Got seated, dude was like, drinks? coffee for both. 20 minutes later when willy goat and adar get there, we're still waiting for coffee... anyway. That's about where that ended. nothing but usual chatter and mealing ensued. Today I woke up around 12:30, a half hour past when my alarm went off, so I'm still not being waken up right because my alarm's gay. I start to listen to rome and then I have a bright idea, hey, why not get my headlight fixed? yay. So I took a shower and cleaned out my car, now it looks like, a gajillion times better inside and I called greasemonkey to see if they had the right headlight thingy, and they're like "Uh I dunno, just bring it in so we can look at it" so I go to a gas station to get the good gas and try to use the atm so I can pay for my happy lightbulb, but Alas, god has strucketh thine's atm card to hell!!! It said it was temporarily unavailable. sigh. I went to greasemonkey and at first they said they didn't have the right thing, and I was all irate and ready to concoct a molotov cocktail the macguyver way. with my pen and a piece of gum. but then dude behind the counter's like, Well we'll find one, hold on. Yay. 5 minutes later I was ready to go. Did a happy dance in my head and left. Got home and here I are, describing the lovely tales of the past to you all. All 3 lovely people. ok. done.... go away... seriously.... I'm not typing anymore afterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr this. wait the period doesn't count... damn. ok, right...... now

01-09-02
Last night we went to millennium around 11:30 to play pool, and then after went to denny's and we had to stay there till like 5am because william needed to be dropped off at marathon so he could get a ride to work with some guys he works with up in indy. When we first got there we saw kay's car and we're like awwwwwwwwww yeah. But she was washing dishes and that sort so none of that B+ quality service. heh. it wasn't too busy and by the time we left, us and one table next to us were the only people in there. Then bryan and katie came in because they were bored. I guess they moved the wedding date up a bit to this fall and so they were planning stuff. Charlie left around 3 because he was supposed to be home at 3. After taking willy goat to work, I took adam home and went home. Woke up around noon and kept falling in and out of consciousness listening to jim rome. Did that till about 2:30 then I got up and got online to talk to adam where by the way I got the two new happy Conversations With Joe bits. Later he was getting all pissy because he didnt' want what he said to be in there, like certain stuff. Guess you'll just have to read it to find out. Tonight we'll probably go to denny's again *shock* Katie works at 10 so bryan'll probably be in there most of the night. Might as well keep the fella company. anywhoo, looking forward to some bowling fun tomorrow, yay hannah. While waiting on the guys to pick william up I showed him this picture of me and sarah i had in my car(obsessive compulsive?) and he's like, bah, she's too short for you. heh. bet he had to work hard to think of something bad to say there so I won't feel as poopy. Anyway I'm done for now. L8r.

01-11-02
Man, I waited too long and I have too much to write and I'm lazy and I don't wanna and I wanna just say screw you and leave it at that... but I'm Nice Joe today so I won't. Actually I kind of forget what happened when... but I do remember that wednesday night we were in denny's and william's old ho, nasty skankho stacey was in there and we were leaving and she's like "chuck!" in that crackho screechy like she has something caught in her throat voice, and me and adam are like, out of there and chuck turns around so me and adar are like, whoa, chuck took a pretty big bullet for the team man, we should get him a really nice tombstone. But then he comes outside and stacey follows him. Grrrrrrr. Benedict... anyway. She starts talking to adam and saying how she's goin to beat up candy, william's g/f and this and that, and whatever dumb hick guy she was with came outside and was ready to go, so she's like alright hold on and gave adam a hug. Heh. heh heh. heh. Now it was adam who jumped on the grenade. err, well fell on it, he didn't willingly do it. Oh man, but I was right behind adam and I started seeing my life flash before my eyes, reliving the carefree days of childhood, when you didn't have to worry about nasty skankhos, but she didn't hug me so I'm like, Whewwwwww, tomorrow the sun's going to look more beautiful than ever, cereal will taste better than it ever has before... If you've seen fight club you know what I'm talking about. Well anywhoo, before all that we were sitting with bryan because katie was working, and bob was saying how he needs a dishwasher, and none of us were interested, then chuck got curious and found out it started at 5.75/hour and he thought that wouldn't be so bad so he got an app. and started last night. Adam chuck and bryan keep playing dope wars on palm pilots. I mean, ok playing it I'm sure is good and all, but they're all about it. "I got next, aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" and stuff. being all addicted to ironically a game about drugs. After that we went home. I'm sure more things happened but I'm lazy. So yesterday I went bowling at bowling center and adam didn't show up as I have come to expect. He shows up with chuck after the 2nd game and says it was chuck's fault... it's chuck's fault adam and him went to denny's after we had gone home and they were there forever, but it's chuck's fault. yeah. Well anyway, after that we took chuck home so he could do whatever to be ready for his first night of work at the happy denny's. heh. Then me and adam went to holiday inn so adam could get an application, then to lonestar for the same thing, but we ate there because it was pretty dead and we were tehhungry. After that we went to the mall because I wanted to see if sarah was working at the time but I'm pretty sure she wasn't. we were walking around complaining about random things because that's what we do. I decided I wanted to get office space and/or full metal jacket so I went to suncoast and couldnt' find either of em for sh*t, so went to fye, where camelot used to be, and I got office space on tape and full metal jacket on dvd. Both pretty good movies. I can see me using some quotes from FMJ on here sometime soon :) After that I went home and watched the 2 hours of family guy *drool* and afterwards started watching FMJ, adam got online and we went to get willy goat to play an hour of poo' and then went to denny's. Adam and willy play uno in there now....... Good ol' chuck working. We stayed till around 4 and were going to go home but when we went outside we saw chuck taking out the garbage and adam and willy goat went to bother him and he was trying to put trash in the dumpster. The bag ripped and there was lots of happy trash everywhere. hehe. ok. We left and william's supposed to go to indy to get his check later that day, but adam didnt' want to take him, because well, driving to indy at like 9am doesn't appeal to many people. So william was wondering how else he could get up there and told adam to drive to these places to see if some lady was there so willy could ask her if she'd take him. Never found her, then took william home. Adam agreed to take him since he had no other way up there. Then adam starts on a rant about how people think he's rich and all that good stuff. Anyway. yeah. Oh at denny's he was b*tching about the journal, how the opinions I have may make people think badly about him and other people despite the fact he says nobody reads it, and so I say, if nobody reads it, you shouldn't care what I put about you. but he does because he's ghetto fairy boy. heh. anyway. so I'll work on some kind of disclaimer to put on the front page saying that my views and opinions are mine and only mine, not those of adam or chuck or angelfire or santa claus or pookie or my car. mine. anyway I'm done. out.

01-13-02
Hmm... nothing happened friday. At all. I was talking to adar online for a bit and I went to sleep so I could bowl saturday. When i woke up I called adam's to make sure his stupid ass got up because I hate bowling by myself especially against stupid people. and vigo's got a lot of em. Well nobody answered the first 500 rings, so I hung up and got ready some more, then I called again and katie answered. She said adam was at denny's waiting to go bowling. That monkey, he should've let me know, then i'd go have the happy java while waiting for bowling. Anyway, get there and stuff. Surrounded by... young females again. Ryan showed up a little before our third game, looking like a million bucks, feeling like it too I'm sure. He said he drank way too much last night. I'll just believe him. Well after that not much going on. Adam went home and slept all f'en day and I was at home just waiting for something to happen. nothing did. Aj and misty came by. Misty said that columbia house isn't getting many answers to their ad for customer service, which means they should give joe a call right? heh. heck no, this is columbia house. they could need 1 person really bad, I'm the only one who applies, and they still wouldn't hire me. They're pretty gay though. I think columbia house is a mix of jew/communist/amish/and catholic. That's a pretty f'ed up bunch there. heh. anyway. much later on adam gets online and says his day got interesting and I'm like, dude, let's go to denny's and you can tell me about it. I go to the apartment to pick him up but then he's like "hey let's play wrestling" and this and that so he obviously wasn't intent on goin anytime soon....... He had gotten a letter from the funeral place saying he owes them some cashe and quick, so he was all bent out of shape. But then later he checked his mail and saw he got a check from some retirement fund his mom had that will take care of that funeral debt. So he was a happy squirrel. And we did try and go to denny's a like f'en 4am but it was packed to the gills and bryan wasn't in there for some reason. I wanted to go because I had drove by there and bryan was sitting by himself at 19, our fave. because katie was working, but he wasnt' there so we left. Today I wake up and watch the dolphins game. They lost. I'd be upset and hit stuff and whine like a 4 year old baby with cholic and cuss everyone out, but then I'd be adam :) heh. heh heh. heh. l8r.

01-14-02
Heh. heh heh. heh. anyway. Sunday we went to denny's and left after awhile, but then aroudn 2:30 chuck got online and wanted to know if I wanted to go back because adam was going to sleep and chuck didn't want to go home just yet so I did. i thought I was only going to stay in there till about 4 or 4:30 but we both ended up staying in there till 7am. It was alright though. For awhile bryan and katie2 were talking about cars and I was about to slip into a coma but then other things came up, like making fun of corey the cellphone king and riverton parke. heh. So I get home and go to sleep, wake up around 6 and watch DBZ, then adam gets online while I'm in the shower and messages me saying chuck is pissed about something and how I make fun of him on my site and not to his face because he would "turn my world upside down" yeah if he stuck his armpit in my face. Anyway. I think it has something to do with the guestbook signing of someone pretending to be pooh. After checking nedstat I see it was someone using Sprint dialup, so it's not me, my bro or adam. I think it may be bryan. heh. it was funny. also the only people who know about chuck's obsession with his hoody are me, adam bryan and katie. So anyway. I don't care. Then I stumbled upon a website I think you may like if you like mine. It's the life and times of the famous BobSquirrel. A squirrel who's family was subjected to radiation experiments and now they're super intelligent and have odd powers, thus he can start his own webpage. freaky huh? you should go check it out. I think he has a banner in the works, I'll link his site when he does, but for now, it's Click Me! It's some funny sh*t man. out.

01-15-02
Man last night was stupid. Went to denny's around 1 and a little later this old crazy guy, Abe came in. Talking crazy talk. And he's supposed to be banned from denny's for causing problems. Then a few minutes later these morons come in and the old guy starts talking to them. They talk back and this and that, and wow, the stupidity spewed out of their sewers would make a english professor weep. We made fun of them quietly to ourselves, and started playing quarters. chuck ended up with about 45 cents in small change in his cup. heh. I felt so smart after those people left, school didn't sound so bad. Sometime later some arabs came in. One of whom was bryan's friend but he hadn't seen him in awhile. He was a bit fruity. He started talking to the waitress asking if she's single or if he would be the kind of guy she'd be with but she was taken, and had 2 kids, one of which will be 4 sometime this year. wtf, she looks like, not old enough to have a 4 year old. Oh well that's life. Female employees of denny's aren't really known for their stellar judgement. Anyway uh... that was about it I think.... yeah. ok bye

01-17-02
Stupid life, grrrrrrr... Yesterday nothing happened so i won't bother with it. Last night I went to bed at 2;30am, and set my alarm for noon. of course because I'm retarded or something, i didn't fall asleep till about 4:30, and I woke up at 3, only because my dad woke me up... SO I almost miss bowling because i'm stupid. That's the only explanation I can think of. Well went to bowling and adam actually showed up. Bowled decent but he didn't and he was being all irate and we didn't know what was going on. We decided to go to the mall. We got there and walked around as usual. Adam wanted to find a book of drinking games because well, we plan on drinking plenty of kool-aid and water saturday. Heh, chuck's mad because he works saturday night so he won't be able to join us :) The mall was having their stupid sidewalk sale, and we walked by suncoast, which is conveniently placed next to garfield's, but I couldn't see if sarah was working or not, but I saw this curious george calendar outside of suncoast so I'm like, ooh, I want curious george, and waldenbooks was right there so we went in and I started looking for curious george and saw a collection of curious george in one big book!!!... $30. screw that. then I saw some bearenstein bears books and me and adam sat at the little table they have in the back to read. Good stuff. These little monkey kids disturbed us while reading. Parents suck these days. So as we're going out of the store to go to spencers to see if they have drinking games books, i see sarah in garfield's. Eep. Anyway we went to spencers but adar didn't get the book. As we're walking around the mall more, I'm like, hey let's eat at garfield's. heh. Adam didn't want to but as we walked by he's like, uh ok. Sarah was out there and was like hey. anyway. She seats us then you know how they write their name and what time they sat you, then she writes "I (heart) U Joe, (heart) Sarah" Grr. playing stupid games again. Adam was talking about how like tuesday or wednesday he was talking to katie2 and she was like, "why don't you date anyone?" and adam's like, I dunno. Then it eventually got to where she thought perhaps me adam and chuck may be of homosexual status........ See what hanging out with adam does, it makes people label me gay. heh. She thought that's why adam hangs out with chuck, since chuck's a smelly piece of assh*le crap. Anyway. We order and meal and we're done then sarah comes and takes her break with us. Hmm, haven't seen her since like may, haven't talked to her much online, but still can't think of anything to talk about. oh well. Later she's done from her break and junk, so we leave and as we're leaving, there's some monkey guy sitting at a table talking to her. Stupid monkey. It was good until then. But then I remembered that's how god works. He saw me put my defenses down. We left and went home to watch family guy and the tick. both good stuff. Well tonight should string me along with hopes for sarah which will go unrewarded for another few months. har har. I (heart) god, you betcha.

01-20-02
So I says to myself, Self, you need to update your journal, so I did. or, am.. in the process of doing so.. yeah. Friday I woke up around 3pm, and I was pretty much awake until 3am sunday morning heh. Talked to adam online friday and we were planning to go into denny's and gaffle coffee before bowling so we'd be awake and stuff, but willy goat wanted to play pool, so we thought might as well play pool, then stay in denny's til like 8am, and we did. Except that the old folks were arguing a lot friday night, and around midnight I'm like scr00 this and went looking for adam and william, because they said they'd be over at 11:30. Well I drove around till about 1:30 and came back home. Adam wasn't online or anything so I'm like, wtf, where are they. Around 2:30am while I was making happy cookies adam knocks on the door and says how chuck made them late. The PBGang came to adam's to talk to chuck and while they were talking, assclown somehow got out and adam didn't notice he was gone till after chuck had left and stuff, so he eventually found him rolling around in the trash. heh. probably trying to get that chuck smell off him. mwuaaahahha /me pats myself on the back. stop joe, chuck's been tolerable lately. k anyway. So after that adam went to get william and came by my house apparently a few minutes after I left. So we didn't get to play pool. We did still go to denny's thank god. heh. William wanted to leave around 5, so I took him home, but of course it had been snowing since like 1, so it was fun driving around...... but I got back to denny's and it seemed like forever til 8 got there. chuck got off at 7 and sat with us til we left. man it seemed longer than ever. Usually in there you just sit until you feel like leaving. This time it was like, we almost had to sit in there til a certain time. That's like at columbia house, the days you go home early. If you work for awhile then they're like, you can go home now. Then it's like, aww yeah, short day. But if you go in and they say "4 hours today" that will be the longest 4 hours that will ever exist. anyway. About 8 we left and I went home to get my happy warm bowling ball and went bowling. yay. I was like, on a caffeine high the whole way through. Bowled krisinda's team, awwwww yeah. heh. :) if it's wrong to look I don't wanna be right, or any other generic term inserted here. I was well on my way to a 700 series but Nooooo, my dad had to be like, "hyuck! 250 for a 7! Hyuck hyuck!" well maybe not the hyucks. but anyway. when in reality I needed 260, so he's not that smart anyway. But the third game in the 10th frame for some stupid reason i was like, 250, come on 250. Then when I got it I was all happy, but then like 4 minutes later I'm like... wait... I needed 260... NOOOO. I had gotten a 256. Damn me. 696.... grr... I mean I've already had a 700, like 3 of em. But still. haven't had one in awhile. Then krisinda's like, Did you get a 7? heh... no... damn. oh well. Left, went home and tried to watch DBZ but fell asleep around 1. Woke up ab00t 6. Bro and misty were here. Mealed, played some scattergories and they left. Later me and adam were supposed to go to willy goat's for him to buy us kool-aid and water but we got there and his lady said he went somewhere with his bro. Sigh. Well we knew we werent' going to get to drink lemonade and read the bible, so we went to denny's. It wasnt' so busy for a saturday, except it was only 12:30 so the bars hadn't let out. Service was poo but we left around 1:30 and today I get up and online and adam tells me chuck and katie quit. So I'm sure Bob the manager is happy with them. Then chuck's saying stupid sh*t like he's glad he quit because now we can't go in there and i have to stay home. Heh, what a moron. He thinks we won't go in there without his stupid ass. Also while we were in there the PBgang came in and said chad wanted to talk to adam. Of course they wanted to know if he wanted some bad grass, which would in turn probably be a scam. Just take adar's money and run. But he didn't want any so no money to buy Jiffy for them. So chuck's retarded, I'm dirty and need a shower, and pookie's making the f'en room smell from rummaging around in her litter box dammit. I gotta clean that now. out

01-23-02
Monday night I wanted to go to denny's and adam did too, but since chuck's an assh*le and didn't wanna go and wouldnt' leave adam's and the PBgang went over there so nothing happened because they didn't leave til like 3am. So tuesday nothing much going on, home mostly. I got up around noon and turned on Jim Rome and kept dozing in and out of sleep again like I oh so like to do, and he kept mentioning the thing between tyson and lewis and like 3 or 4 times I dozed off and imagined seeing what happened. Each time was different, like in different places, different things happening, then when I saw it on tv I was way off. heh. I got up and went to the kitchen and saw a letter for me and I thought it was me pal natasha in alabama, but instead said M. McMaster, which is mary, me buddy in missisisisiisiisisissiiisppi. I was like, whoa sh*t. She never writes. The thing is, we've been friends online since like, we were 14, and then about a year ago, things got cruddy because she was going to college and junk and we didnt' talk much, then when we did, she always seemed like she was too busy or good to talk to me, saying how all I do is whine about my life and she got tired of it... well that continued for a few months then I'm like, screw it, i told her I'm gonna block her for a few months until she feels like talking, and then maybe I'll unblock her. No need to keep talking and getting bitched at by her highness... anyway, so about a month later, wham joe gets a letter from her. heh. My plan worked, wow. anyway. Went to adam's around 11, after watching battlebots. We played some wrasslin for awhile then went to get adam's car washed then off to denny's. Service was crap and the whole place was empty except for us and the one table which of course had to be by us. Stupid loud people talking about sex education and screwing horses and dogs...... I heard one say, who was a former waitress, a long list of people who quit or got fired. So there wasn't many people working there at the moment. After about an hour of stupidity from the other table, we left. Then went driving around for awhile listening to Linkin Park. Then I came home and got online, saw an e-mail from beth. Wanted me to take down the conversation I put up. So I did. Who am I to decide if what she says to me in confidence goes for public to see. Anyone else though, like if adam was like, "dude, take that down, I dont' want people seeing that" I laugh and make everything on the front page a link to that conversation. heh. See beth, joe's always dependable. If ever electrician ron should do you wrong, I'll always have a shoulder you can cry on :) heh. heh heh... bad joe, bad.

01-26-02
Well not a whole lot happened since last time. Wednesday night went to kay and kristy's house to move some dresser thing downstairs, and in return kay would get us lemonade and a bible. Then late that night adam preached himself stupid and was stumbling around and started puking outside and was rolling around in it. ick. I was making fun of him until I sat down outside and shut me eyes... then my head got all dizzy and it felt like the world was spinning, so joe projectiled over the balcony for awhile. Then bryan and katie wanted to go to sleep so I went into th living room and proceeded to lose it in a trash can. I felt like poo for the longest time til I fell asleep then I was ok. Other than that, nothing going on. Chuck's been at kay and kristy's place the past 3 nights now because he doesn't want to go home... ok so if I dont' wanna go home i'll just go to some people I know's house and chill for awhile, pretty much inviting myself in. Anyway. Bowled today, did decent. More infatuation with krisinda ensues. After that me and adam went to the mall and walked around a bit. We were in waldon books and adam kept looking at garfield's until finally he tells me sarah was working. grr. I didn't feel like going though. maybe thursday. anyway. we may go play pool with willy goat tonight and stuff. Oh and bob the manager's like buying out the meadows theater and is fixing it up before he reopens it, and we were asking him about it and junk and he said to come by monday around 4 or so and talk to him and he'd give us applications, and I think due to previous bob experiences, he'd hire us. yay. Joe and adar may be working at meadows theater. heh. anyway. done

01-28-02
Man, I'm so pissed I missed bowling yesterday on tv... grr. I haven't seen any pro bowling in like months, it's been too long, getting withdrawl symptoms of increased anger due to not seeing happy bowling. anyway. Ehh... ok the thing with the jobs, heh, heh heh, we went there today and knocked on the doors and we asked if bob was there and he's like, uh, no. no bobs here. Then he's like hold on and got some other dude, and we're trying to explain that bob said he was going to buy out meadows and renovate it and told us to come by about getting jobs, and he's like, nothing like that going on. He knew who bob was though, but he said nothing of the sort was happening. Dammit bob, get your facts straight. So hopefully bob will be in denny's wednesday, because he doesnt' work mondays or tuesdays. And we can see what was the dilly yo. Saturday night we went to denny's, just me and adar, then later chuck comes in and he's high because he can't be sober or he'd realize he's a loser and should kill himself because he'll otherwise offer no help to society. Anyway, we told him perhaps he should call kay and kristy before going over there because friday night chuck went over there as kay was about to go to bed, because she had to work at 6am the next day, but he still stayed anyway. So then he's like, well if they have something to say to me they can say it to my face. And then was like, guess I'll just go to your (mine) house from now on. I told him good luck. Eventually as we're trying to explain to him that his friends aren't really wanted at adam's because they're not adam's friends, they're chucks, and he gets all mad. After we leave adam was pissed off and saying how chuck's done. He's pretty much been exiled. Then chuck's saying how katie's going to get cinder blocks put through her windows because she bitched out billy for going over there looking for chuck. That's good, already admit you had something to do with a crime before you commit it. I guess if chuck shows up at adam's again and he has an attitude, him, bryan and adam are going to have a go. I'm done for now.

01-30-02
Hiya. We haven't heard from chucky boy since saturday night so that's good. nobody misses him. yesterday me and adar were going to get his stuff from chuck's to take to his very soon to be new residence but nobody was home, so we went to pizza inn and mealed for free of course, and talked to lynn some. Then left and went back to chuck's house but nobody there again, so we went to kay and kristy's for the poo of it, just to let them know adam'll be moving his shite in soon. except it's raining. grr. Talked to kristy for a bit and kay came home for a few minutes and went to work. Kristy had this bulletin board, and we're like, whoa, where'd you get that. wal-mart. We didnt' see it last time we went in... anyway. We needed one because the last one got full too quick so we needed one big. So we did! we went to wal-mart and adar got a fat bulletin board, just like the original IQ Club Bulletin Board only bigger. For many happy pictures to go on. Then we went to denny's for a little bit. The little russian ladies came in and were drunk and had gone to some stripper thingy. silly foreigners. Then went home. Today I get up and around 6 adam says to go over there and we can go to chuck's again to get that crap, so I go by there and I knock for awhile and nobody answers, for like 5 minutes, so I go home. as soon as I get home adam calls, dipsh*t was on the balcony of course. Then he wants me to come back and drive my car with 1/108549838 of a tank of gas and I only had $4. I went over there and he saw me pull in, and was still on the balcony and I knock... nothin... knock...nothing... stupid f*cker still didn't answer the door like the idiot he is. oh well. Bryan and katie just got home so they answered. Then we left in adam's car and went to the hundred acre wood and got his stuff. we talked to clown for a bit about chuck's little problems and he asked if he was doing any illegal substances we know of. Yep, told him about the weed and crank, and how billy does coke and crack. So papa porter wasn't amused. Said he'd take the truck away immediately and pooh's going to rehab :) :) heh, adam felt good after that, he says because he may have helped chuck out, but it was really because he screwed him over so bad, no more fun time for chuck for awhile. We only caught a glimpse of soccergirl :(. but anyway, it was a biatch and a half getting that stuff in adam's small ass car because his trunk lock is jammed because some idiot probably tried to break into his car. So nothing could go back there. and these were big ass bags yo, full trash bags. anyway. Took them to kay and kristy's and told them about us busting out chuck and they were amused, and I'm sure bryan and katie were too when adam told them. I went home after that. We went to mcdonald's and then to adam's, and I went home. Watched good ol' titus. yay. I wanted to go to denny's but I think I can hold off for a night. Tomorrow we bowl bullfrog amanda's team, yay. But at least hannah's on it, I'll have something to keep my mind occupied. heh. Then we're going to garfield's to further destroy joe's self esteem by seeing stupid cell phone guys talk to sarah or something stupid. oh well. l8r

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01-31-02
SIGH. That pretty much sums up today. Went to bowling and hannah looking good as usual, and I wanted to talk to her the whole time but never did because I suck. I never noticed til today she has braces. Hmm, oh well. So after that we went to the mall and were walking around and then went to garfield's. We didn't know if sarah was working or not, but just before we got seated she walked by and went in. yee. She wasn't working though. Me and adam got our happy table and ordered and stuff then sarah came and sat and we were talking about baseball and she said how she got mad when the cards beat the braves and I rubbed it in. heh. my bad. Then I'm like, yeah I guess that hat (the cardinal hat I bought her after the cards swept the braves in the playoffs) was pushing it. "yeah, I mean I love you to death but that made me so mad" see joe's a good guy. anyway. Then adam said something about chipper jones and sarah's like, in love with him or something and I say it's too bad he has to have a kid in every city he goes to. Heh, well she got up then. guess I just dig myself deeper. she was sitting with some coworkers and left to go to south for some reason and came back, then I was like hey, need to talk to you. So she came over and earlier chuck was online and said that him and some other people including sarah were supposed to go to motel 6 tomorrow and get f'ed up on crank, so I asked her about that, and she's like, I don't know anything about it. Ah, ok. a little pause, then she puts her arm around me and kisses me on the cheek and goes and sits with her coworkers again. Thus concludes today's word, Sigh. That was the ultimate double edged sword of 2002 so far. How dare she do that, giving me more false hope when we both know she wouldnt' go out with me. oh well. we left after that. Then adam's like, dude that sucks, I haven't gotten anything this year and there you are with sarah. idiot. sigh sigh sigh... guess god knew he'd have to step up a little more to mess with my head and so he had sarah do that... anyway... I wanna go to denny's and vent... grr... stupid girls!