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Joy. Happy new year and junk. It's going to feel weird writing 2001 or 01 on things now. Last night me adam and chuck were just chillin in my basement trying to get drunk with some Aftershock, Cherry Pucker, and Bud Light. But we didn't. Adam did throw up after a beer and some aftershock though. Wuss. Anyways. So tonight we went to desmond carter's (refer to "Changing a Tire" story) house. He was having a shindig so we went and it was decent, for everyone else. I just had one beer and then the rest of the night was just watching everyone else be monkies. Especially triple k. That guy needs a f'en straight jacket when he's drunk. He's a little too adventurous with his hands. He's like grabbing this girl's ass while her boyfriend is right there and stuff. I swear I'm going to harm him tragically sometime for being stupid. Anyway. By the time midnight neared, I just went out to my car and listened to eminem and didn't care. I reflected on the whole year and found out, "hey, I had a sh*tty year." It's pretty bad when the best time this year was way back in the beginning when I was with amanda. So at about 12:30 or 1, I took jennifer home and me and chuck and adam went by denny's because we were hungry, but of course, as we should've known, it was packed. So we went back to chuck's to get some patented george foreman grill square hamburgers. When we walked in there was michelle (not soccergirl) and her little jailbait friend in the living room. What the hell, I think her friend's name is tyler, but anyway, she's like 12 or 13... sigh, god made me a few years too early. Anyway. Shouldn't be thinking of people that young.... ok well we started to watch Up In Smoke, but I left about 3 and here I am. I had a crappy new year and I'm pretty sure the rest of the year will follow suit. I think I'll go to bed now. Have a fun 2001.
1-2-01
Hi. Well nothing really going on tonight. Just went to play some pool and denny's. On the way to pool chuck was bitching about how if his life doesn't turn around in a month, he's killing himself. Then adam decided he would put in his two cents in. WOW I haven't heard him yell like that in awhile. Stuff about how he's had a much worse time than chuck and has pulled through and he's already lost one person to suicide (although it was only attempted) and he's not going to lose another and stuff. So chuck shut up about that. Then at denny's he tells us how he was talking to this one girl at desmond's party, ashley, and they were alone in the living room and they were talking about his tongue piercing and she asked him if it was true that kissing was better with one, he said he didn't know, and she said let's find out and she started kissing him but he pulled away saying crap like he's billy's friend (her "boyfriend", it's not official yet I guess) and he couldn't do that to him. Haha, I think chuck's lying, but even if he was, he was still fondling little girls left and right in his drunken stupor so he's gotten 2 parties now. Adam has 3, chuck has 2, and I have 1....... what in the monkey ass hell? So I hated chuck the rest of the night and told him to die. At denny's nikki was our waitress and she gave me my ticket too early so I drew a stick figure and wrote "Hi, I want to stick it to nikki" then later added "And eran at the same time at busch stadium. And on a grassy knoll with squirrels watching" So that's fun. anyway. I instant messaged amanda and told her I was sorry for how I broke up with her and she probably doesn't give a crap anymore, but I just thought I'd tell her I was sorry for how I did it. It felt good getting that off my chest. ah. Anyway. l8r
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Howdy. Well hmm... wednesday adam found out he was getting 35k in life insurance, he's getting back together with his ex, melissa, and he got attacked and cut on the hand by triple k. :) A well rounded day I guess. I found out Monday, the 8th, I'll be starting the new shift of 4:30 to 1am and sometime in the near future, 3am. And even maybe saturdays too! yay! and chuck, well nothing bad happened to him... till we went to hardees by 3rd and hulman to pick up gimp goat's pa. This girl was working chuck knew from school then she mentioned something about something she heard. "I heard you got caught looking at gay porn at ISU" heh. so me and adam kept making fun of him and he got hella pissed because it was his former friend and stoner, Steve, who started that rumor. So chuck was pissy all night long and stuff and kept throwing around stuff about he's scared of himself because of what he can do when he gets pissed and some other BS. Anywhoo, that's what prompted him to attack gimp goat. He made a reference to it in my shag pad and chuck got one of my knives (I need to hide those) and not really attacked him, but still, still got a little cut on gimp's hand. Anyway. Then we went to denny's and it sucked at first, then when we were about to pay our bill, this girl adam knew asked if she could sit with us because the people she was with were being morons. So she sat and introduced herself (even though we met her like 3 times before, except she was drunk all 3 times) and we all just got into conversation. Her name's lori I think and she works at columbia house on wabash in customer service. And she asked if we'd seen mallrats and clerks because they have silent bob and jay, then I mentioned dogma and she'd seen that too. Anywhoo, her food came so she went back to the other table with her morons, err, friends and stuff. So when they left she came by and said by and nice meeting you and stuff. So it wasn't that bad of a night. Well yesterday I called in because I was going to be late because there was no f*cking parking spaces open!!... anyway. so I'm just sitting at home all day, watched dogma and robin hood. I went to the other house to meal and adam and chuck stopped by and apparently amanda printed out the apology I instant messaged her and is showing it around making a mockory of me. ahhaha, see, I try to be nice and clear things up, and she makes fun of me for it. Fucking c*nt. Now I do actually hate her. Well we went to denny's again and nothing really happened. Brian and his girlfriend came in again and chuck went to talk to them and while he was gone me and gimp got into one of those violin playing discussions and stuff. Anyway. I guess I'm going to be having a drunken fun time next saturday and chuck invited brian and his g/f and I guess they're coming. So that about sums up the past few days. I changed the pic above. Not that it was getting old, just thought you'd like a little more variety. Pookie needs more run. l8r. I got a few stories in the works.
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1-7-01
Hi. Well yesterday I was home all day and watched the dolphins get their asses handed to them by the raiders. Stupid team... anyway. Later I went to marathon to see what adam was doing after work, we went to chuck's house to get my gloves and then went to hardees to get chuck. As we were leaving, we decided to go to denny's and chuck asked desmond if he wanted to go, and he said sure. So we got there and sat at table 10 (the big one in the corner) and after a few minutes some girls came in and sat at 11 (next to 10, wow) and then some people were like, can you guys do us a favor and maybe switch tables, we have like 6 or 7 people coming. So we went to 12, still close to the girls at 11 :) The night was going as usual and then sometime this girl at 11 turned around and asked if we wanted to know a secret, and she said the girl next to her was a lesbian. We're like...ok. So then later she turns around again and starts talking to us and she asks desmond if he'll be her friend and he's like sure, so she's like, cool, can I have your phone number? I mean, if we're going to be friends we gotta call each other and talk and stuff. Then she looks at me and is like, you are so cute, will you be my friend too? and asked for the number and stuff. Eventually me and desmond just wrote our numbers on a packet of sugar. So then she looks at me and she's like (by the way, her and her "lesbian" friend are kinda hot) so you wanna have sex with me and my girlfriend? And to go along I'm like sure. But we'd have to do it this sunday or next sunday because I work through the whole week. And she's like ok. She's nuts. anyway. I add that I have a camera if you wanna tape it. She's like, cool, then we can sell it and make money. So william walks by and I'm like hey william, those 2 girls want to make a sex movie. And he gave me a weird look. Everyone else was amused anyway. Anywhoo, they got up to leave and desmond gave them the sugar packet with our numbers on it. They probably threw it away when they got outside, but it's not the point. Well then we were wanting coffee and stuff and we just wrote on a napkin we want coffee and put it on the edge of the table for a waiter/ess to see and then desmond wrote "we want nikki" and I added "'s poon-tang" and william saw it and told her and we switched the napkin around before she saw it and looked at it, said we want coffee. so she hit william :) She was kind of irked at us the rest of the night. Threatened me and chuck. heh. Anywhoo. We made desmond an honorary regular at denny's because he made chuck spit up his coffee. Uhhhh I think that's about it. I guess. I konw those girls were kidding, but wouldn't that be just happy gay fun if they weren't. (:(:(|)
1-8-01
Hi. Well last night we went to denny's and nothing happened. It just won't be the same since the lesbian deal. Actually we're 99% sure they weren't lesbians, but that's ok. Anyway. Adam's giddy because melissa said her probs are taken care of, so that basically means they'll be going out very soon, and chuck threw a creamer at me because I made fun of him "getting up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water"... who the f*ck does that nowadays? Maybe in 1940, but not today. Anyways. It was boring till Jewbaby, this huge black guy who is on some special police force thing, came in and was talking to us and started making fun of some music artists like the fine young cannibals and boyz2men and stuff. Then started talking about politicians and how the us gov't is the biggest mafia there is, which is true, and how they make money by purposely making cars able to go like 100mph so they can get money from traffic stops and stuff. anywhoo, then brian and kristy, however you spell her name, there's like 200 different ways to spell it. We talked to them and stuff. Then I came home about 3 because I was hella tired. Anyway. I e-mailed stephanie like friday night about the thing next saturday, but no reply yet. God dammit. I wonder if a lesbian saying your cute counts as much as a straight girl..... hell doesn't matter to me, being a monkey and all (:(|)
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Hmmmm where to begin... A bunch of stupid crap happened the past 4 or 5 days and none of it's really important. All that is at the moment is we again attempted to have a fun happy gay time social gathering, but nope. Couldn't happen. Everyone I tried to get to come didn't, the people adam tried to get, didn't, and of the 6 or 7 people chuck tried to get, 2 showed up. Brittany and Leah. Sure they were hot but still. 2... To sum up the night, it ended at 10pm... wow, what party animals we are. We can rock all night with the people at the nursing home now. Funniest sh*t though is the lesbians from last saturday, well the main one who was talking about the sex tape and stuff, she went into marathon today and she remembered adam, but before he could mention anything about the party, the phone rings and his manager tells him to take the call, so she says well talk to you later and leaves... mwuhahahhahaa, another plot put into place and perfectly executed by god. As much as I hate the piece of crap, he sure is smooth. Well the young'ns (brittany and leah) didn't drink any, and chuck was drinking like a fish but after a bit he suddenly got all depressed and was talking about killing people and crap like that, so about 9:45, the girls come in and say "well we're leaving now, just thought we'd say bye" and it was because charlie scared them. yeeeee, that boy puts too much stress on me and adam sometimes. Well after a little bit, chuck decides he wants to go to hardees, so we go and the girls are there. So we end up just kind of staying there till they closed then went to dennys. It was packed and we decided to leave and I came home... What a happy gay jolly fun night! Oh well. Saturday morning was better. I bowled against sarah's team and ryan actually showed up. I just kind of talked to sarah a lot more than I usually did. I mentioned alcohol and she's like, alcohol is bad for you. Then I'm like, ok well then I guess i won't bother asking you to this party tonight. She said she couldn't go anyway. So a few minutes later she asked where it was, so I thought hell maybe she may come anyway. But she didn't. Before I left I gave her my address and number in case she changed her mind. One time I asked her "If I just walked up to you and said 'I just want you to know you have a really nice butt' what would you say?" and she kind of smirked and said she'd probably say thanks. THen I explain how I told that to krisinda doherty and she was like all ready to kick my ass or something. Oh and krisinda was wearing those black pants that you just have to love because they complement the figure so well :) and I told sarah she needed to wear those sometime. She said no at first, but I asked her to again before I left, becase krisinda walked by. She does have a nice butt too. Anyway. Sarah said maybe she would. Ch-ching! Anyway. That's about all that happened. I bought 2 black light things for the lights on my ceiling. They're those long flourescent things. Well one doesn't work. hahahahaha... 25 bucks gone. I got this glow in the dark crap that's cool. I put it on my face to make kind of a clown face, but demented because it was in black light. If you haven't seen Clerks or Mallrats or Dogma, any movie in Jay and Silent bob, watch it. It's the funniest sh*t you'll ever see. Oh, Julie, the gilf from denny's, and nikki both said no to our invite to drink with us because "we have to work that night" boo hoo. We were done by 10 and they didn't have to be there by like 11 anyway. Well we have a lot of alcohol left, so if you wanna come over and get blasted, let's do it. L8r (steph f, you have a lot of time to make up for these failing to show up deals)
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Haha, it seems amanda decided to instant message me to tell me thanks to me, she realizes she didnt' need me making fun of her and being an asshole and she can stand up for herself. and Now she's talking smack about me. What a great girl, (insert sarcasm) gee I'm sorry I ever broke up with her. Feel free to message death threats to her. Her aol im screenname is superstargrubb
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1-21-01
Hi how's it going? Sorry I've been slacking, but honestly nothing's going on. I probably wouldn't even have made this entry if it weren't for Beth. She came to the bowling alley saturday as I was getting ready to go and complained about me slacking off, like anything's going on anyway. Not that she cares :) Anyway. Well the only thing that's been going on is a conspiracy at denny's to get us kicked out. How dare the little pukes want the IQ club out! Even worse, it was our own waitresses that busted us out. Nikki, Julie, Eran, and Vickie all complained about us. Just because of a stupid little comment card that said "Nikki may be a little slow, but she's got a nice butt. Julie too. She doesn't look 38, boy howdy. And eran, where does a guy begin? :) We *heart symbol* nikki".... and they complained. I mean, ok, I could've been a little more conservative about talking about them like that, but it's not the point. Nikki says we're mean to her, and we haven't done anything since like jan. 3rd or 4th, and we almost never see eran, and julie acts like she likes us. Great. Can't trust anyone these days. Worked 50 hours this week, that was fun, let me tell you. Saturday sarah actually showed up for the second consecutive week. She usually goes every other week, which sucks. Seeing her twice a month is waaaaaaay too little. When she first got there, she had this tight purple shirt on which pleased pappy. Then by the second game had this big yellow t-shirt on, which did not please pappy. And before I was done, her dad shows up so when I go to her to hug her bye, I'm like... wondering if her dad's gonna beat the sh*t out of me for being a big freak putting his dirty seal-clubbing hands on his little girl. But we never made eye contact (me and her dad) so I just did the deed and left before I got a double axhandle across the head. This party a co-worker of mine fell through. He said on break friday "well my party's been reduced to me. I'll just sit at home by myself getting drunk" and those lesbians never called. Damn lesbians. Anything else... Went to the mall yesterday with adam twice and god likes throwing groups of 4 or 5 jailbaits at us. Anytime we walk by a store, a group of girls walk out or something. All of which were obviously 15 years old or younger. You could just tell. they have the bodies of 25 year olds but their faces are still at the middle-school stage. Anyway. Guess that's it. we can all thank beth for making me put in this dribble. Thanks beth. Love you like a daschound. heh, just kidding. I wouldn't screw a dasch..... I'll stop there.
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Well disregard anything I said about us maybe getting kicked out of denny's. It's all false... see, now we ARE kicked out. Just because of a silly comment card. I think it was because the waitress who busted us out, vickie, well I didn't put her on the comment card so she must've been upset because she doesn't have a nice butt and she does look her age. anyway. l8r
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1-23-01
You know, I wouldn't have these long absences of entries if people would complain more in the guestbook. a simple "Hey d00d, update your page, jackass" or any other variations you can think of. Anyway. The only good thing that happened monday is I got off work after 8 hours. It's a sad sad day when 8 hours is a break. Stupid 10 hour shifts.. anyway.. the royal rumble sunday night was very nice. Stone cold won it. Not before the likes of Honky Tonk Man, Haku (whoever that is) and The Big Show came out and whooped up. Actually honky tonk man tried to sing a song and kane smashed his guitar over his head... anywa... Oh and drew carey was in the rumble, but he got himself out, p*ssy. That's about it I guess... sigh, stupid life. When shall it change... (working on new story)
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Hi. Another fun week at the wilson household. Well, no it wasn't. I was just kidding. As I type this happy entry, the iq club is watching Dogma. Good stuff. It's apparent sarah likes everclear too. Pappy doesn't think she's too faithful to the catholic religion. yay. But I don't know. I swear, out of the 166 hours in a week, I look forward to about 2 1/2... only at bowling because of sarah. That's how beautiful my life is. 2 1/2 hours out of 166... hahaa... anyway. sigh... pappy r lonely monkey. damn me. uhh forget what happened. Oh that's right, nothing! my god, like 5 days without an entry and I have jack sh*t to put in.... Oh I also thought about quitting my job because it's too monotonous. if that's how you spell it. See, charlie bear and gimp goat have jobs where they see different people every day, for example, tonight, adam says a bus full of cheerleaders came into marathon... you won't see too many cheerleaders in columbia house. anyway.. god dammit. l8r
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