February '01
2-1-01
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2-2-01
Stupid thing wouldn't let me get online to do this last night. sigh. Anyway. Last night we went to millennium and william asks if I want to be an usher at his wedding. meaning he's marrying his g/f... another lost soul. I don't know if I am yet or not. And before you get 14 different varieties of salty about me thinking about being in william's wedding and not yours, grampappy aj, think, this is going to be in terre haute, not vegas. I really don't want to travel to vegas at the time. Anyways. Well not much has happened anyway. The communists at columbia house are trying to take away pay and give me occurences for tardies that were made bigger than they were. they took away .1 off my time card and gave me a half occurence when I was always tardy by less than 6 minutes (.1 of an hour, military time) so I gotsa get those back. stupid jews. Well That's probably about it. Adam's moving into this house saturday I guess and tonight we're going to have a "housewarming" party. of course I won't be able to get there till after I get off work...at 12:30am.... SIGH. l8r
Well later adam tells me amanda was downright offended I called her a bitch (on aol im, oh damn) and she said if her or her mom saw me anywhere near her they're going to call the cops..... OK so now I have to have a bullfrog radar to make sure I don't get the cops called on me for invading a frog's natural habitat. And her "man" she has now, is a 15 year old freshman. Ok well if after march (she turns 18 in march) if she does anything mature with him, her ass can go to prison for statutory rape. Heh, I'd hate to be the person who turns her in. No wait, I'd love to be the guy that turns her in. Anywhoo. GOing to this "party" in a bit and see how things turn up. l8r.
2-3-01
I hate life. That is all.
2-4-01
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2-5-01
Let's see... yesterday I got up about 3:30 and that's only because adam called and I decided to get up. All I really did was go to the old folk's home and clean myself and bleached my hair then put that stuff that's supposed to make it white in, didn't work too well, then kind of highlighted my hair pink. it's not so bad. Chuck came by about 7 and we went to vigo to watch my bro bowl and while we were there we saw jewbaby, this big black dude that goes into denny's a lot. We said hi, he broke our hands when we shook his. After a bit we left, went to marathon where apparently adam's ex, melissa is being a bizitch and saying he's an asshole and it's not her fault his mom committed suicide and his friends (me and chuck) are losers and his life sucks... So she's on everyone's good side. Adam told her if she said anything about his mom or friends again, he'd kill her. I would've just said "bitch, you better leave before I hit you" then if she doesn't or taunts me, I deck her, I'd get fired and probably put in jail or something, but it'd be worth it. I'm not one for hitting girls under any circumstances, but to bring up something like your mom dying, that's just pushing it. That's a special circumstance. Anywhoo, then we left and went to chuck's to get his bowling ball and went to bowling center and about 5 minutes after we got there, stephanie moore shows up. Odd story behind her, knew her since kindergarten where all through elementary school she looked.... "nerdy" and now she's hot. funny how things work out. anywhoo, we talk a bit and me and charlie bear finish our games ( I got 189 and 248 :) and we went back to marathon and adam had a 'tude prob and we didn't like it. So we went to willy goat's and then went to play pool and I come home. Another exciting day. While at millennium, I noticed a particular kind of person I hate. The guys who go to millennium with their girlfriends and play basketball. The girls are supposed to sit and be bored while the guy plays basketball. Now see, if I had a girlfriend, and I probably won't for another 1 or 2 or 48 months, but if i did, I certainly wouldn't do something where she'd be bored while I had a gay old time. Especially if she was hot (and the girl there was) but see, that's something we figured out, me and gimp, the bigger the asshole the guy is, the more in love the girl is with him. "oh, he means well even though he calls me a bitch and hits me and leaves me at a gas station because I won't put out that night"... it's true too, adam's been an ass to melissa and instead of being an ass back to him, she's all over him and gives him kisses and everything. I guess I'm just going to have to start being a f'en asshole to all the girls so they'll like me more. Nice guys finish last, trust me, it won't change. The quote comes into mind, "Nobody wants to be lonely" yet a lot of people are and they can't help it, mainly me. Stupid ass job. See, even if sarah didn't have a b/f, I wouldn't have the nards to ask her out, even if I did she'd say no, and even if she said yes, I would only be able to see her saturdays and sundays because I go to work before she gets out of school, and I get off work probably long after she's gone to bed. Nice situation I got going. yay. Maybe I should've just used 2-3-01's entry again.
2-6-01
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2-7-01
Word to your mother. Well last night we went to the dirty denny's for a second time. Well grampappy finally screwed up big time. I was telling gimp and c.bear about my mom getting these private dancer cards as "souvenirs" and how crystal thought I had some in my room one time... anywhoo, so I accidentally said as a joke, "Yeah crystal, here she is, say hi candi"... for some god awful reason that was the only name I could think of for a private dancer, and unfortunately that's william's behemoth of a g/f's name. *shudders* let us never speak of that again. Speaking of william, it appears he's taken the number one spot held by chuck because he's boinking julie, the gilf at denny's. Oooooooh I wanna kick him. he took our woman. Oh and nikki's pregnant and eran doesn't have an ass. She just uses some kind of padded thing to make it look like she does. Anyway... Work is starting to finally drop off. Yesterday overtime was voluntary, so I didn't do it of course :) got off at 10:30. and today it's voluntary too. The thing is, I didn't know but if you volunteer, you can come in at noon so you get off at 10:30 like everyone else. And since jim rome comes on at noon, I may volunteer a day or two. Jim rome makes the time go by quick (1300AM from noon to 3pm) In denny's I also mentioned how I might want to go to my bro's wedding after all, and I said it would be funner if adam and c.bear went and we've actually started planning it. We figured up how much we'd need for gas, rooms, food and stuff, and it all depends on if chuck can convince the papa and mama porters we can use the van. C.bear thinks they'll let us because it's to go to a wedding, but I don't. But I won't count it out yet. And after denny's we went to c.bear's and filmed some iq club moments, involving us jumping into the bed of c.bear's truck like morons, until about 3am when papa porter came out and yelled at us. I don't know what's going on soon so I'll let you know. We're also figuring out who's going to the hotel party at drury inn the 17th and how much they'll contribute to the "get room and drinks" fund. we have about 200 bones figured up now. but it'll probably be closer to 85 because people are stupid. l8r
2-8-01
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2-9-01
Oh yeah, today's my birthday. 19, yay.
2-10-01
Yo, What up detroit? Rock my house down like a bad mamma jamma... a decent saturday. Well we're getting a suite at drury. Dunno if I mentioned it before, too lazy to see. And this morning at bowling I asked ryan if he wanted to go, and he said he would, so good, and charlie h. j. bear and adam "gimp goat" schaeffer carey came to the alley before I got done and my dad made fun of us, calling us haystacks (all our hair is blonde) anywhoo, I asked sarah if she was busy next saturday, she said she didn't know, so I asked if she wanted to come to our party :) to my shock, she sounded as if she would and asked if she could bring two friends (female to boot) and we said sure, bring anyone you want. So things look brighter for pappy, but I can easily see something happening and she won't go. If god has something to do with it, that'll happen. So she told me to call her and tell her what time and room and junk. Today was very decent. I got a new marilyn manson shirt and hair bleach at hot topic. I'm going to attempt white some more. OH yeah, what was funny was the iq club was at charlie bear's house and adar left to go to work at like 1:30, and about 1:45 papa porter comes in and bizitches out chuck because he didn't take care of this debt at blockbuster, so clown got a letter in the mail stating blockbuster is suing. :) Way to go chuck! Only an IQ Club member could pull that off. Viva IQ Club. As of now, we're looking at roughly 15-20 people there saturday, so i'm guessing..... 5 max show up. Don't look at me, just speaking from experience. Maybe because it's in a hotel suite instead of my basement or something, maybe we can pull in 7 people. yeah baby, yeah. Who's your daddy. peace in the middle east, word to your momma and her dog, OUT...
2-11-01
Nothing really going on today. Slept till 5 so I feel pretty good. Can't wait to go to work tomorrow, boy howdy. Last night about 2am, adam's like "I wonder what we'll be doing exactly one week from now" and chuck said something about being in a happy drunken stupor, but I commented you can leave out the happy part for me. I KNOW something will happen to screw this party up. I hope nothing will, but it will, just because I'll be there. So I'll probably just be in the drunken stupor. Anyway. That's about it. Interesting huh?
2-12-01
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2-13-01
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2-14-01
Happy valentines day, hahahahhhhha..... grampappy is a poor lonely decrepit old man...... maybe pookie will be my valentine. Well as usual, we're all getting the pre-party hopes up and soon after we'll have the post-party depression because nothing's going to happen.....to us anyway. I can see everyone saying it's the best party they've been to in awhile, but me, chuck and adam will fell like it was a piece of crap because nothing good can happen to us while god still exists.... if he does... I'll just say he does so I can have my scapegoat. Ah boy, what a wonderful life. 5 days a week, wake up, go to work, by the time you get off work, everything's closed except millennium, taco bell, thompson's family restaurant and denny's, which we're currently kicked out of. The weather needs to get warm in a hurry so F'en bogies will open gawdammit. I need to beat the f'en sh't out of something with my mawfuggin baseball bat... think I'll go eat some tuna helper now
2-15-01
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2-16-01
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2-17-01
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2-18-01
I swear to god he's pinpointing me out as the clear loser of the group because he likes to f*ck with me the most...god that is. It was probably an ominous warning that when I tried to call sarah friday she wasn't home, and saturday at bowling I asked if she was still interested in going to drury inn that night and she said she couldn't... that right there should've made me decide to stay at home and play with pookie and drink milk all night, but no, I went. First we get there and me and adam were about to go to hardees to get the people that were waiting there, but when we got out of the elevator, chuck, joe d., a different sarah and another guy (name forgotten) were there, so we go back up to the room. While we're there, sarah asks if I have a car and asks if I can take her to pick up her friend and stuff because the guy who drove them there drives like a bat out of hell, so I do and her friend Carrie is hella hot and points out that it's easy to tell she's not wearing a bra with the shirt she had on, which I replied "damn" in my own sarcastic way. Anywhoo, I'm driving them around to find a phone to use to call carrie's mom because both of them lied about where they were going so we go to tumbleweed and they go in and call and we go back to drury and they ask if I'd get them cigarettes and I do, and on the way there carrie says she likes my music (linkin park, metallica, red hot chili peppers, nirvana) and when I was going to go get their cigs, she was going to go over there with me, but nooooo sarah didn't want to go back up to the room alone so she's like 'alright, well then I'll see you later' so I go get the stuff and junk, and when I get back to the room I'm telling adam this stuff and he's like "well maybe she has a thing for you" and of course pappy brushes that idea off. "Yeah dude, look at her, and look at me. No way in hell she has a thing for me" but that just implanted the idea in my head so I'm like thinking I'll just try to talk to the girl, since there was pretty much nothing else to do. For a fleeting moment, I thought hey, maybe she does kind of, maybe not in that way, but good enough, but no no, a drunken adam would spoil that anyway. Basically any attempt I made to try to talk to her or be around her was interrupted by the c*cksucker adam stumbling by and taking the spotlight like the slut he is. And we were going to marathon to get some stuff and adam makes sure to kind of get in my way and walk right next to her and does the same thing back and again and again because he's a slut. Ok well then jennifer from hardees asks if I'd take her to jiffy on poplar because someone was there that she was going to ride with, so I do but her new little toy, billy comes along and apparently they're going to start seeing each other. I'm f'en driving to the place and they're just making out in the back of my car. Jesus H. Christ. THen I get back and I was supposed to take sarah and carrie home because I was pretty much the only sober person there, but before that could happen, a manager dude comes to the room and says we need to leave or he was calling the cops, so we all leave in a hurry and sarah and carrie get in adam's car... I tell him "ok you can't drive man" but didn't stop him. He has to be big tough man and drive. He says to meet him on the other side of marathon so I go and wait.... he's not there and I go in and not there and I drive all the f*ck around town and finally I go to his house and his car's there and I knock on the door and about...... 30 seconds later he answers. Clearly I interrupted his slutliness making his smooth moves on this girl. Sorry I held up your f*ck time, you pile of sh*t. Gee I'm not bitter... so we decide it would be best if we went back to the motel to clean up the room and we had to take carrie home first, then she'd sneak out and we'd go. So I'm driving there and boy howdy I just get to see adam and her just closer than two huney bears wrestling for the beehive. Then when she got out to go home I was telling adam how we finally threw a party that went better than expected, and I wish I hadn't gone because I got sh*t out of it. I said it pretty much summed up my life. I can see all the good things happening, but none of it happens to me. See, before I didn't know what I was missing, now I see what I'm missing, and I'm still missing out on it. F'en great. So she comes back and we go to the hotel and we're cleaning up the sh*t and adam's like "dude, can you go to marathon and get some trash bags" which translated is "Dude, leave so we can make out" so I leave and come back and as expected they're in the bedroom (it was a suite) and so I just toss the trash bags down and sit down. So they're putting this crap in the bags and adam's all worried that the cops are going to arrest him and all this sh*t then a few minutes later they're back in the bedroom acting like they have all the time in the world. Then he f*cking suggest we stay there.... yeah adam, I really wanna hear you f'ing the girl all night. It's weird, I knew I never had a shot with her in the first place, but I wanted to at least talk to her, and I didn't because of adam, so it feels like we were fighting for her and he won of course because girls like stupid guys so they feel smarter, so adam is an obvious choice. Anyway. Adam's like "well lets just take this stuff and go back to my house and I'll take you home later" meaning "I'll take you home after I f*ck you" I swear to god, for a nerdy looking retard, he seems to find a way to woo the girls. And it's confusing too, because he puts on this fake act and laughs like a crackhead after any sentence he says to them and his voice gets a little higher like he's gay or something. If the stupid f*cker would just act the same way around girls the way he does around me and chuck, he'd be better off because when me and chuck tempt him to act stupid, he can't because it'll jeopardize his bedtime with lady. I don't even know how old she is. Looked about 16, so probably 14 or 15 or something. I don't know. Anyway, to summarize the night, charlie was hugging everyone and being loud and by the end of the night puking for awhile and falling asleep, billy and jennifer apparently are hooked up, this dumb f*ck tony and leah were kind of all over each other, Adam and carrie hook up, thanks to me, being the nigger for the day, hauling everyone around. and joe... well. It started off good, then by the end of the night I was by myself just thinking. Always happens. You see why I wish I hadn't gone in the first place. After sarah said she couldn't go, I should've just not gone myself. At this very moment, adam could die and I wouldn't give a sh*t. Maybe tomorrow or a day or two from now I would feel sad, but at this moment, wouldn't matter. Don't take it personally, slut.
2-19-01
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2-20-01
Sunday night we had an IQ Club board meeting to discuss my attitude towards the fellow CEOs and they decided to suspend my CEO status for a few days unless I do a few requirements. I can't make fun of adam or charlie, and I can't make any references about soccergirl, basically I just can't be an ass. I have to be nice. I tried and it worked. I can do it. It's not hard. I win. Anyway. I went to marathon after work monday and adam was about to leave and he said he was going to mcdonalds then to chuck's house, so I went to hardees after I got gas and chuck just got off work. For about an hour, me, chuck, desmond and joe duke stood around in the parking lot talking about stuff like the party saturday, what adam did, run ins with cops and stuff. So me and chuck thought perhaps we should include the other 2 in the exclusive IQ Club. They sounded happy for the idea. Adding 2 new members to the IQ Club could help things out. In order to reach out 1 million members, we have to start somewhere. 2 is greater than 0. Anyway. Me and chuck went to chucks and adam was about to go to ISU and so he went and we went about 10 minutes later, but not before I called and requested "Astonishing Panorama Of The Endtimes" by marilyn manson. phat ass song. Anywhoo. we get to isu and adam's in the 'puter lab and we get him out and start walking around like last summer. We discussed some things that I won't mention because I'm not at liberty to say what the main conversation was about without adam's permission. Oh yeah, that was discussed sunday too. They don't like me putting EVERYTHING in here apparently. SO I guess I have to get their approval before I write anything they may find embarassing or degrading about them in here. I need to talk to sarah. Let her know the party went well but I had a sh*tty time and how it could've been better if she was there. See if I get any sympathy. Probably not. Oh well. And my bro says I should learn how to say no to people. Well it's hard. I've never been able to say no very easily. Plus the girls were pretty nice looking, so I'm not quite stupid enough to say no :) oh well... sigh. l8r
2-21-01
Alas, pappy has been injured. In a freak hacky-sack accident, I have scraped my elbow up pretty bad and my forearm hurts like a bizitch. It appears both your feet going out from under you trying to reach the soft bead-filled bag of death is a very bad thing. I just kind of hit the damn cement hard. No injuries but the elbow. The forearm was from trying not to fall down and I kind of pulled the muscle. Anyway. Pappy is on the disabled list for now. I'll be back in action tomorrow night when I get off work :) Well after work I went home and chuck came over and we went to marathon at 10 because gimp goat was working and we left and went to millennium for some poo'. Oh and it appears carrie denies the whole thing about what happened with her and adam that night. *coughslut* Well after pool, and trying my damnest to be nice, I got through the hour without being unkind. I've also noticed since monday when i've started being "nice", I seem to be more happy. More cheerful for some reason. Stupid kindness is making me a wuss. As long as I don't feel like puppy poo I'm ok I guess. AFter pool we dropped chuck's truck off at his house and went to isu. Adam got there before us and took f'en forever to get out of the computer lab. When he came out we walked just a tad and found a spot and played hacky sack for like an hour and a half, where "the incident" occurred. Stupid game.. stupid elbow... sigh. Anyway. I told gimp goat and charlie bear how even though she seemed kind of tom-boyish and secluded, sarah at the party (not THE sarah) was decent and I'd give her a shot to see how it would work out, but I'll never see her again so it doesn't matter. Well that's about it. OUT
2-22-01
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2-23-01
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2-24-01
Hi. Well we have become an offical club! I made our official member cards. I'm #0001.... of course I had to put them on the back of the BAyles Marathon cards. Anyway. then I decided to make it better, we put decals (well, marked Xes anyway) on the card each time we do an iq club moment. Such as today at the mall. There was this big dude in a dog "Raggs" and I took me camera in and filmed him some because it was funny... trust me. But this lady with him I guess for security reasons turned me in. We went into pacsun and when I came out a security guard told me how video taping stuff and that poo is "prohibited" so anyway. Slapped a x on that bad boy. my card anyway.Anyway. I've recovered from my "incident" at ISU. I'm still emotionally traumatized... sniff... I can't take it... well anyway. Pookie has decided to catch mice now. Apparently there's some furry little rodents in my parent's garage and she's gotten 2 already. See, joe leaves and the house gets infested. I must carry some presence about me. Hmm... I got some black hair dye from hot topic to try to put black streaks in my hair but it didn't quite work. Made a nice gray though .... so I just spread it around and now it's got a touch of black, touch of gray and touch of blonde... it's decent. Dammit. Sarah wasn't at the bowling alley... dammit some more. Maybe it was for the best because I was sporting my manson shirt featured in the iq club photo at the top. Gosh not much has happened. Stupid life. Oh, desmond got a $15 bottle o jack daniels last night and when he was leaving hardees he dropped it in the drive through and lost it all. True IQ Club goodness in the making. He's been unanimously voted in as an iq club member. He just has to be initiated. Of course because we're lame and need all the members we can get, he doesn't need to be crucified this time. Maybe members #0050 and on will be... ok... well.... yeah
2-25-01
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2-26-01
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2-27-01
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2-28-01
Hi. Sorry haven't written in awhile but quite frankly, to no one's surprise, nothing's happened. Till yesterday of course. Well the past 2 nights we've played pool then went to the dirty denny's and I still highly doubt we'll go to the dirty denny's as frequently as the other one. But anyway. Yesterday I got up at 11 and got online then stephanie fuqua got online and we were chatting and she lays a bomb on me. See, in the past one time, me, pappy AJ and her were playing euchre on yahoo and she said we should've gone out you know, and that if I find her when she's single, we'd go out and stuff. I told chuck and adam about it and then mentioned that since she'd have to break up with the guy she's with now for me to go out with her, she's going to end up getting married to him. Well, hehe, god heard me and after a little bit she mentioned her b/f proposed to her and now they're engaged. Who'd a thought pappy would be right about something? Well, only if it leaves pappy with a bad taste in his mouth. So then she says I'm invited and asks for my address so she can send an invitation and then TELLS me I'm going. Not "You're invited if you wanna go," it's "You better go" :) hehe, not only is she getting married but I HAVE to be there. Oh well. AT least she's happy. Someone should be. I'm not, I won't be for a long time, life is poo, deal with it. At denny's last night also this guy was in there and he had all this stuff about finding women online. friendfinder.com and adultfriendfinder.com and other stuff. He was a reeeeeeeal perverted dirty old man, but he was alright none the less. Now Charlie Bear says he's going to call this girl jamie thursday. he WILL call her. according to him. doubt it. Oh chuck's kitty had kittens and when we were all in awe looking at the kittens, me and soccergirl were on chuckie boy's bed looking and we rubbed shoulders for a few ticks. Awwwwww yeah, pappy felt some electricity there... well no I didn't. but I told chuck that to piss him off. It's so fun. Now adam's talking about getting back together with kristen (TLSWTNTBSITH) and I'm looking forward to it. She still hates me too, fun :) Well I bet some other little things have happened but I forget. l8r
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