August '01
8-1-01
God dammit, a new month so I have to make another folder for the july entries and move all the stuff. Sigh. Probably when you read this it'll already be done, but still, it's not right at this moment so I have to do it after I update this thing. Anyway. Watched the cardinals beat the poo out of the braves and a big mac homerun. Damn I need a haircut, I'm starting to get one of the sacred mullets. But not one of the well cultivated ones that are rare, no, just a simple dirty mullet from a person who hasn't gotten a haircut in a while. Well went to denny's as usual and I made sure not to say anything stupid to kay like last night... err, 2 nights ago. Denny's stopped serving hot food after 1am so they could clean the whole place up all purdy like, and she was standing on this seat next to our table cleaning off a lamp and she told us not to look at her butt, so I said sorry. Well.. at least she didn't kick me, why if I'm not mistaken, she had a slight chuckle when she turned around and asked who said it. Anyway, Peggy got to go early because a can of mixed nuts fell and hit her on the head and she felt dizzy. And oh man, these 2 rather plump women came in and sat at the table next to us, and them and chuck started to converse a little. Damn, he's just the pimpalicious guy at denny's for the bovine. Me and adar are anxiously awaiting the big fight later on today between Pooh and SoccerGirl because of chuck's driving records. See, chuck is going to be booted off the insurance after august because he can't drive for sh*t, and because of that, the insurance company isn't going to allow anymore porter offspring to be on it either, so amy is sh*t out of luck and can't drive even after chuck gets booted off. heh, so we expect a minor bloodbath tonight :) Uh, well I guess I should get to work on moving that stuff into a different place so the new month will be nice and tidy and easy to read. outie
8-2-01
Yay a new day. Yesterday got up, went to old folk's home, old man wilson wanted me to cut the grass, so I didn't. Later I went by adar's and he wasn't home so I came home and started watching the cardinals game, and shortly after Big Mac had his 19th homer, adam came by and we watched more of the game and the simpsons, then went to jiffy to cash in our lottery tickets, and I saw welfare child's former dad, johnny there. We said hi, that was about it, then we went to turn in adar's application at columbia house and started to go towards hardee's because it was about 9 and we wanted some 2 for $2 roast beef. On the way we decided to stop at putt-putt to see if beth the f*ckable was there because tonight was a tournament. She wasn't, but Jesse Gess and the legend himself, Welfare Child, aka chris clark were. Yay. See chris' pa and chris in one day. Talked to Ran-d and to my surprise, he said he actually reads my site like once a week or whenever he's bored. Wow, I had no clue. So anywhoo, we stayed there for a few minutes, I talked to ed weise, aka Weezbomb for a bit then we left and went to hardee's. We were there for a bit, then as usual, the peanut butter gang showed up being dumb as usual, later we left and went to chuck's house, hoping to see the elusive soccergirl, but she wasn't back from N'awleans yet. She went there for her church group, and was supposed to be back today so her and chuck could fight to the death because she can't drive because of chuck's horrible driving record. but she wasn't there, but we did get quite a few pictures of the porter family animals. Damn my arms are cramping from typing all this. I type fast and it gets cramped when I go too fast for too long. Anywhoo, We take some pictures and then we head off to...... denny's! of course. We stayed there for awhile. 'twas peg, stacey and anthony working. No kay, oh well. She deserves a break from us. Chuck was filling out his columbia house application and it took him like an hour just to fill out a part about what hours he would want to work in customer service or something. meanwhile me and adam both filled out applications to denny's. He actually made an effort, that way if he gets desperate, he'll turn it in there and try to get a job, i meanwhile filled it out to be a smartass and humor some people. After I was done i gave it to peggy and she was somewhat amused. I won't go into what I put on it, but for the name I'd like to be called, I put Joe-Bob or BooBoo. Me and adam spent a combined $25 or so in the damn claw machine on this stupid duck and ended up neither of us getting it. I was irate like you wouldn't believe, well until stacey was bending over sweeping the floor. Pappy felt better after that. So we left and I came home at like 4:15, and here it is past 6 and I'm not done with the adding pictures, updating the page, responding to e-mail and stuff. Geez, I R busy. k well The pictures I added are in the pictures section, but also I'll put a link here for those of you who are probably too lazy (adam, aj, andrew)
Pics added Aug. 2, 2001
8-3-01
I sometimes forget how easy it is when a new month starts. I don't have to scroll down so damn far to update the page. Anyway, another typical day, Wake up, go to old folk's home, see a note that says I don't have to cut the grass till today, yay. Hopefully I'll get another one for tomorrow. My parent's are gone, at my bro's softball game and adam came by about 7:30 and I still had to shower, so I said I'd meet him at his house and I do and we're watching the cardinals game, and just when big mac was about to get another phat homer, they call rain delay and it was delayed for over 2 hours. So we watched the Ripley's Believe it Or Not deal (part of the iq club's Top TV Shows of All Time. and later go pick up chuck and go back to adar's for a bit, he's still worried about finding a place to live after august, then we go to denny's and it's not busy, but who's in there? The third moon of saturn. Yes, amanda's sister was in there. yay. What a good day. It was sucking pretty bad, seeing moon and neither peggy, kay or stacey were working. Then brian came in, and he started venting about christie wanting to move out and stuff and how she had her excitement goggles on when she looked at the place with peg and kay, and the basement she's moving into is hella small and sucks and she just now figured up she f*cked up. But those are brian's words though :) So later brian and adar were talking about how to make money and stuff and where to find a place to live and one of the arabs comes in and brian's talking to him and he finds out there's this apartment on 8th street and after we leave we all decide to go look at it because arab dude has a key for it. Chuck rides with brian and other guy leads the way, well me and adar are pulling out of denny's parking lot and we get a red light, muwahhaha. So they drive off and we see where they turned and when the green light comes I go there and we're driving around because we lost them but we knew the address, but we can't see brian's car, so we drive around twice and still can't find it, so finally we turn down an alley and we see it. Figures. trying to make it hard on pappy and his ghettocruiser. So we go and look and it has a phat ass balcony and stuff, it's a pretty decent place and adam and brian are now thinking of moving there together. This could either help or hurt the iq club. After all, sometimes people realize the other person sucks once they start living together. So anywhoo, tomorrow both brian and adam are supposed to call the landlord guy to see about it, so adam may not be homeless after august. Joy. And a phat balcony to chill on. So a night that started off sh*ttier than the poo factory on the southside of town turned into a pretty decent night. Yes sir, things are looking up for the IQ Club.
8-4-01
Well god's after me again. This time he's trying to make my own home fall on me. I'll put the pictures up in a minute. Yesterday I couldnt' find adam till like 11pm, jackass wasn't home when I went by there. We took chuck's truck home and went to denny's and it was pretty busy. Kind of a poop night. nothing really great went on. Adam and chuck were whining like women about wanting to leave because it was busy, I even offered to buy them some midol. So we leave and adam complains some more because I didn't stop to get him his midol. We go to adar's and watch the last half of the shining. I still don't get it, especially when the guy in a dog suit is apparently giving some old guy a blowjob... anyway, I'm done.
Pic 1 ...and... Pic 2
8-5-01
I got message board that way you heathens won't clog up my guestbook with your mindless drivel. however that's spelled. Yesterday I saw sarah online and asked how she was doing and what's been going on, and she tells me that her boyfriend cheated on her like 4 times, so I say perhaps me and him need to have a little talk, so to speak. she agreed, then says I should call her later and we'll talk... Sigh, she's at it again. Inadvertenly playing games with my head. Well later at adam's I finally call but she wasn't home. We didnt' do anything last night. Chuck went home right after work because he had to be up at like 5am to make biscuits. I haven't been asleep since I woke up yesterday. I thought I'd get to sleep early yesterday but somehow I've kept myself up all this time. I dunno why. anyway. yeah. l8r
Remarkable, just one hour after I updated last, I talk to sarah and already the day is gone to hell. Apparently her and her boyfriend talked and everything's cool now... he cheated on her 4 f'en times! Ye god, is she mad? obviously. sigh, god comes at joe with a haymaker and connects! Down goes pappy! Down goes pappy!
8-6-01
Well I'm ok since yesterday. Kind of. I had to drive around for like an hour to find the other iq clubbers, only to find them at the original destination of adar's... sigh. Chuck gets a few boxes-o-coricidine and wants me to do them, but I don't because i wanted to go to denny's later and I know I can't go in there on that because.. well you kind of freak out. So chuck does his coricidine against my advice because he's 10 times worse on anything than I am, and he wouldn't be able to go to denny's. I'm still tired as hell because I've had like a total of 1 hour sleep since the last day. So I decide to have a cup or two of everclear/kool-aid and while we're watching Mick Foley's Hard Knocks and Cheap Pops, I do a little prank by changing adam's wallpaper to... a severed nutsack and he gets all irate with me! Like he can't just change it. Jesus christ, so he's pissed, trying to call me gay (how original) and stuff, I guess he was just hoping so he wouldn't feel so alone. But anywhoo, later he says he kind of wants to go to denny's and I'm all about it, then he says he only wants to pick up food and come back. Sigh, then he has the nerve to get mad at me again because I didn't want to go in there, pick up food, then come back. Sorry I like to sit in there for a bit. Dumbsh*t asslick. Anyway, so he's mad and wants to have another period and he and chuck leave to go get their stupid food at denny's, and about 5 minutes after they left, I just drove home. Screw them, let's get mad because I didn't want to just go and pick up food. Well adam had an interview today at garfield's as a cook between 2 and 4, I don't know if he's gone or got it or what. haven't talked to him. maybe he's still upset about the wallpaper thing even though he knows he liked it.
8-7-01
I don't believe this, tonight while at denny's, kay not only called me an assf*ck, but also sprayed me with some kind of table cleaner. Well no tip for her next time! well... maybe. She didn't mean it to be serious, but still. a tad uncalled for. And all I did was ask for coffee too, she's like "I'm not your server" then tells peggy that 'assf*ck' wants coffee. Even peggy was horrified by the comment... anyway. yeah. Well adam did get the job as cook at garfield's, and not only that, he starts out at $6.50/hour, but if he passes some stupid tests, he could go up to like $9/hour. what's that sh*t?! He gets a 50 cent raise for each test he passes, and there's 5 tests. what kind of gay homo sh*t is that? I never got a raise for jumping through loops at columbia house. Ooh boy, now pappy's all irate and ready to scrap. Well we went to denny's ab00t 10:30 and me and adar stayed there till about 3:45. Chuck left early because he likes sleep, the quitter. I consider sleep to be giving up on finding something else to do. You only go to sleep when you can't possibly find something else to do. Pashaw. Oh and I saw old buddy Natchaa Mershon there too. I guess she had her kid, but still looked quite nice. It's girls like her that other girls hate, they don't change much after they have the kid. Then later saw kathy anderson. oOoooohh, I still hate chris for messing up a picture with me and her in her small ass bikini of that state tournament 2 years ago. Sigh. anyway, eh. Brian came and sat with us for a good while, talking about the apartment him and adar are getting soon. Then we got into sports. I won't go into any specifics. I guess I'll upload the other 2 pictures of my falling ceiling and the almost fatal scratch (not really) pookie gave me. l8r
Pic 3...Pic 4...Pookie's Attempt on My Life
8-8-01
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8-9-01
Pictures Added Aug. 9th, 2001
I have to go to the old folk's home and sleep because I have to take adam to his orientation at garfield's tomorrow because his car's broke, so I'll give you the rough edit of what happened, then explain later when I feel like it. We went to garfield's, but missed our opportunity to have brittany chandler as our waitress because adam can't hear, we played in the putt putt tournament (where we got a few of those pictures) and while there, beth showed up looking as f*c... um, beautiful as ever :) then some stupid 9 year old kid played putt putt after the tourney with me, chuck and adam then started talking sh*t to us, and eventually he threatened me with his dad's pistol, and I was about one more comment away from punching him out, even though he was 9, then we go to denny's and brian sits with us for awhile, chuck leaves, kay sits with us for another while, get the pictures and come home. I find it's better to just sort of shorten things up at first, then when I have the time to go into any kind of detail, I can look back to what I wrote before and remember everything instead of forgetting half the things that happened. l8r
8-10-01
I've decided not to go into detail about wednesday because I don't feel like it. You got all you need to know :) so anywhoo, yesterday I took gimp goat to garfield's for his orientation and I was waiting outside of garfield's waiting for pooh, for a friggin' half hour. So he gets there and we're just bumpin' around the mall looking at stuff, we went to hot topic and I saw the barbell I've always wanted. A Skull. Except it had a knocker on it (if you don't know what that is, too bad) plus it was like $30, so scr00 that, I could get a barbell in brazil for $10. Then we go somewhere else, i forget, and I got some pants, then off to suncoast where chuck d. cown got best of backyard wrestling 2, and later the crow. We went to garfield's before we left. AFter that we go to adam's to watch backyard wrestling, and I must say, that was the biggest waste of $20 chuck ever had, other than weed. so later we're watching something and chuck goes to hardee's to get his schedule and goes home and we go to his house a little after 10 and romp with the new kittens for a bit. Didn't have my camera or I'd have pictures of little gimpy kittens to put up. So we left and went to denny's and stayed for a bit and junk. Jewbaby came in and told us if we saw skinny minnie(brian) to tell him jew wanted to talk to him and rip his head off. Most people would think they're kidding but jewbaby could do it if he wanted. but he didn't. I guess that's about all... I think... yeah probably. if not, your loss. :)
8-11-01
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8-12-01
Howdy. I didn't feel like updating this, but since I've gone international, I figured it was my duty to keep others fulfilled on their pappy fix... err... well.. yeah. Ehhhhhhhh, I forget what I did... I know yesterday adam worked and chuck came over ab00t 8... then we went to garfield's to pick up adar, went to chuck's to watch south park but his vcr didn't record, soooo we watched battlebots, then after that me and adam left and went to bogey's to mash, quite a few young'ns there to make us suck at batting. Then we went by denny's but it was hella busy so we didn't go in. I took adam home and I'm trying to show him how to get a better internet service provider because aol sucks donkey balls. he wants to play quake now, so he's going to need a better isp. Tomorrow I'm supposed to take him to do his laundry because his car's still not done being fixed. Of course I'm not going to stay there, unless I see hot chicks-a-plenty. otherwise I drop him off, then go back like 2 hours later. hmm... I believe it was thursday... I forgot to add that we saw ashley at journey's. I know she saw me, but neither party made an effort to acknowledge each other. So anywhoo. I tried to explain to adam and chuck, and even my cousin in new mexico how my website would promote world peace, and that if hitler or gengis khan had seen my website, things would have gone dandy. I believe it would've gone something like this:
Adolf Hitler:Hey, let's take over the world, mwuahahahahaha!
Adolf Hitler's Henchman:Hey look, sarah's playing with joe's mind again!
Adolf Hitler:Hahaha, I'm happy. Let's give stuffed animals to the orphanages!
Don't say it wouldn't happen, perhaps we'll never know...
I added 2 new links to the bottom of the "sites frequently visited by pappy" They're my cousin's website, and a very interesting website, to say the least by a girl in minnesota, aymee.
8-13-01
Hhahaha, you all thought I was nuts! Just one day after I release the never before seen conversation of adolf hitler, sarah's done it again. I've ensured the safety from the nazi's for a few more years. Last night I get home and adam gets online to tell me, apparently she's now single. Yay, more sleep deprivation for joe... well not really. I just know it's not my turn or anything. Nor will it ever be. In any case, uh.. but i just now talked to her online, I guess he suggested to "take a break" because her mom didn't think they should hang out... but I'm not going to go into what I think mr. andy thinks "taking a break" means... *coughfuckanyothergirluntilsarah'sreadytogobackwithhim* oh man, that's a nasty cough. I better get that looked at. Oh and charlie's back into weed. He lasted quite a bit longer than I thought he would. But he claims it was free. My ass it was free. Here we go, added two new pictures.
When to tell the truth... and Super Mullet
8-14-01
Oh man what a night... well I went to adam's about 5 or something, later chuck came to his house and was all pissed about something, so we asked about it, being the caring friends we are, and he said he found out he's not getting the loan to get the car. I guess because clown hasn't had a job in awhile, it's too much of a risk or something... anywhoo, We watch the simpsons, the dolphins beat the buccaneers, the cards win, the cubs lose, raw, order pizza, then later we go to denny's. of course. So we get there and brian and kristie are there and stuff, so anyway, a little later brian takes kristie home and comes back and he sits with us for awhile. Later chuck wants to go home, around 2 or something, so he gives brian a pack of newports to take him home, later brian gets back and meanwhile kay and peggy are learning to make eggs. I guess they're going to cook one of these days. Honestly, they sucked. I don't know if the ones peggy made sucked, because adam had those, and kay's, then later I have kay's. Hey it was free, why not. My god, they looked alright, but they didn't taste right. That and the bottom of them felt like plastic or something. For awhile I played it off like they were decent. So later kay gets off work and sits with us, and eventually it's said, by me, that her eggs sucked. She got all irate with me and stuff. Well sorry I think it's better to tell the truth than to say what they want to hear. If her eggs suck, you should say they suck so she can improve them, not say they're good so she keeps making the same crappy eggs. Nothing against kay, but she should stick to being a waitress. Man this is taking awhile to write... I'm listening to napster and have a big ol' picture of salma hayek on my desktop... we get into a lot of subjects while there, like charlie's body odor, brian and adam's cats, kay thinking she's pregnant, a whole lotta crap. Soon that stupid cop who pissed me off a long time ago went in there. He was still an ass, but i guess brian and kay were used to it so they didn't take it to heart. I'm trying to tell kay that her eggs need improving, and she's still getting all pissed... then she starts kicking me under the table and almost put the Grampappy Jr. project to a close. She keeps kicking me, and she hurts her leg because it was already sore from something a few days ago, and she gets more mad at me. but I don't think she totally got really mad at me until I told her, "Look, if I sucked at making eggs.." I couldn't finish it, she threw the paper at me, which went to the table behind me. Then she got up and went to a different table. Me and adar decided it was time to leave. We were there till like 6:15. Adam might be getting his car back today, so we'll be bumpin' around town in that for the next week, since we've been using the ghetto cruiser way too long. Oh and this waitress at denny's, Linda, looks a lot like carla might look in like 5 or 10 years. Man, she looks just like her, brian agreed, but said carla was cuter. Well duh. I miss carla. anyway.... eh, it's early, I'm going to bed. Out
8-15-01
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8-16-01
God dammit I get home from denny's at like 2:30, thinking yay i can go to sleep early. But nooooo, as you can see by the time I updated, I have not gone to sleep early. I stayed up to update this stupid thing, add new pictures Which You Can See Here and playing quake with adar. if I can get to sleep before bob and tom come on, I'll be ok. Well 2 days ago we were at adam's house and chuck calls, asking if it's ok for him to get drunk there with brittany. Adar says yes, and later they come over. Well brittany stayed just long enough to almost die choking on weed smoke from a bong, then left. So we just drink and stuff and later chuck "accidentally" orders the spice channel. I figure what the hey, already bought it, no sense wasting it. So the iq club partook in watching spice for about an hour, then I took adam to the gas station so he could get some meal or something, dropped him off and went to the old folks' home. Later I wake up and it's too late to cut the grass, so I just shower and go to adam's, because we're supposed to go to garfield's and meal then go to the putt putt tournament. But nooooo, chuck wants to go home and adam wants to get his car, so we eventually end up not going to garfield's, then we go to putt putt. But chuck didn't go because he sucks. We get there, danny, jesse and welfare child are there. Sigh, but later beth shows up with her weiner of a boyfriend. heh, j/k, don't tell him I said that :) actually he looks like he could be a cop or a firefighter or something. Anywhoo, tom hays and heather jones show up and junk. Me and adam are waiting for the stupid thing to start by my car, then jesse comes over and talks to us, ok, then danny comes over, um... then a few minutes later chris comes over. God dammit, bad enough, then welfare child comes over, getting dirt spores in the air. Damn beth's boyfriend. Heh, she went and messed up, telling me she reads my site all the time, now I can just say stupid sh*t that has to do with her. I hope she goes next week, I'll have to ask her man if she's experienced any kind of violent behavior when she smells whipped cream...... anywhoo, so I get paired up with tom hays, we play the tournament, I didn't win anything, yay. That little sh*t brody didn't talk to us this time. good thing. He tried to once, Tom was telling him how he used to be in division one, but because he hadn't putted in a tournament in 2 years, he got to go back to div. 2, and I get all irate because I hadn't putted in 2 years, and I had to stay in division 2. Then brody decides to throw in his words of wisdom "I'm in division 1" "really? wow, thanks for sharing that with me, little kid" and he didn't say anything to me the rest of the time. yay. Well the thing was done, we were just kind of there, beth leaves without saying bye, like the rude girl she is, the place starts to clear out, then charlie decides it would be a good time to smoke weed on the tailgate of his truck. Adam said something about going out to his neighborhood because there were girls there, I think. Then chuck gets all emotional, "One's my thirteen year old sister!" so I'm telling him how it's not his sisters he's talking about, but no, chuck didn't believe me, tells me to f*ck off a few times, to get off his truck, blah blah, oh bother, think think think, so I get mad because of his stupid ass ignorance. I leave and go to the old folk's home. Later adar comes by and he's on his period again too I guess. So we go to denny's. as if you didnt' expect it. Hey, we didn't go last night, we sure as hell werent' going to not go for 2 in a row. But kay and peggy werent' working, however, stacie and linda(carla lookalike) were, happy day. Kind of. We're there for awhile, then I had to take chuck home to get money, then back to putt putt to get his truck, and adam, needing a midol, is like, well I'm going to go home if you're just going to leave me here...... Ok, this dumbf*ck takes chuck's truck back and stuff all the time, why I even vaguely remember a time when I was left in there for 2 hours by myself... Yes, I think I may have even written a story about it. anyway, so I start making fun of him as usual, saying he's pretty much acting like a 7 year old. with the "I'm taking my ball and going home" routine. Oh, and 2 nights ago I talked to kristen, adam's ex-girlfriend, TheLittleSlutWhoreThatNeedsToBeShotInTheHead. yeah, her, and we didn't argue. just talked for like 5 minutes. just thought I'd throw that in there. Uhhhhhhhhh, I guess that's it... sure. Oh, I've decided I'm going to take off the "The F*ckable" for beth's nickname. She doesn't deserve that, she's far too nice and is still courageous enough to still talk to me after what I've put her through,..... but I'm too lazy to do it right now, sorry :)
8-17-01
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm... brainfart... (10 minutes later) oh yeah, yesterday it rained a little so I didn't have to cut the grass, yee, then me and adar went to garfield's. Oh man, chicken alfredo rocks my house down. anyway, we weren't sure what to do, and the peanut butter gang was (as always) at their stronghold at hardee's. So we went back to adam's and waited for pooh to get there. We were watching Son In Law, because Pauly Shore should be president, he's certainly smarter... then chuck was going to go home, but we convinced him to go to denny's, for some reason. I'll probably never know. We go, chuck gets mad about something, and then... knowing I'll use it against him and will milk it for all it's worth, and then still use it, he tells us he wants to try opium. Boy was he right. I mean, making fun of him for weed is one thing, after all, I did a little myself back in the day, but opium? wow, that just opens the floodgates for whole kinds of new material to use against him. Anyway, we piss him off, and so he's trying to leave without paying for his fries and sh*t. Hey, sh*t's expensive. we talk him down and stuff, eventually he leaves like $10 for a 3.97 ticket. So he pretty much bought me and adar sundaes. aww yeah. I was quickly reminded of the beer commercial "Wow, jim young actually bought a round? Jim!" then satan licks a metal pipe... yeah. "Wow, pooh actually left more than the exact change, if not less? Pooh!" Satan's probably frozen to his toilet seat as we speak, er... as I type. Adar and I sit in there for awhile, linda being the waitress, still looking like carla and everything, and we were about to leave when we saw brian at the gas station across the street, so we thought we'd stay for a few more minutes to see what he gots to say, then he gets in there and starts talking about what needs to be done for the apartment, like the deposit, calling electric and phone company, so we stay longer, then he goes into the whole thing with him and kristie, and now we can't leave. that are wrong to leave a guy in the midst of an emotional breakdown. well it wasn't really a breakdown. But anyway, we ended up leaving like 2 hours after we originally planned, and that was only because kay and peggy came in and he wanted to talk to them about the thing with him and kristie, since kristie lives with them, so we left I came home and junk. I was trying to get to sleep and I couldn't, and finally it was like 9:30 in the morn, so I decide what the f*ck, might as well get my haircut, get rid of this baby mullet I was getting. So I did, and my hair's a tad too short I believe. That's ok. came to the old folk's home where I am now, fell asleep till like 5:30, but only after listening to the first two hours of jim rome, awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww yeah, rack him. Then I cut the grass, took shower, mealed, and I'm about to go home because grampappyaj and misty are on their way to colorado for 2 weeks. whooha. Twisted Metal:Black until I puke! Out
8-18-01
Well last night was kind of ghetto. Adam and chuck came over at like 1am, then they left and went to taco bell and came back and then they left again. I came to the old folks' home to stay because signups for bowling are this morning. And there's no way I'm going to be able to get myself up and to vigo at like 9am. That's about it. Oh I got made famous again, this time by PlanetHalfLife instead of PLanetQuake. Check it out
Well another typical joe day. I went to sign up for bowling, saw jamie and dani in tank tops and stuff, saw aflack, and some others, but you know, not one single person said hi. Yep, that's the joe wilson day we all know and love. Hell I thought Dani would be the first person to say hi to me, but no no, nobody. Oh well. I'm used to it. It's called being an "outcast" or "loser" yeah. get it all the time. Ryan wasn't there, if he was, he'd be sure to let the bowling alley know I was there. always some kind of "Big Joe!" or something. anyway, I called adam before I left because he said he'd go too, so I get there, sign up, wait a few minutes, bowl 3 games, he's still not there. oh well, I didn't really expect him to show up anyway. Because he's adam carey. I guess that's about it for now. can't wait to put up more happy news about the day, especially since adam and chuck work so I'm going to be bored allllllll day. hoorah
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8-19-01
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8-20-01
Hi, I'd update right now but instead I'm going to play quake with adam. Just know nothing's really gone on.
I encourage you all to visit my cousin Juan's website. He's added a section on it including really old school pictures of me. It's quite a treat, I must say. Click Me. Anyway, at denny's tonight we were in there for a little bit and these morons came in cawking like birds and stuff and I made fun of them, but not to their face. There was like 8 of them. I might've been able to take all 8, but adam and chuck might've tried to help me and end up knocking me out somehow. Later kay and peggy came in, along with kristie. I'm still kind of feeling sorry for brian. Most guys would say f*ck it and look for another girl, but he's like stuck on kristie so bad, so that's hard to see someone go through that, not that it's happened to me, considering I haven't, and never will get sarah. ho hum. anyway... eh... Good ol' cardinals on an 11 game win streak. whooha, cubs are about to get bitchslapped into a black void, where playoffs do not exist :) I guess that's it... oh apparently we're staying at chuck's house tonight because the little kiddies have school tuesday. yee, get to see soccergirl get up all early in her jammy-jams. heh. Then chuck thought of the idea to offer them rides to school just to piss them off... uh, chuck can take michelle to school, I'll gladly take amy :) anyway, out
8-21-01
Man, now see, chuck managed to screw that up. Things were going just fine at chuck's house, then at like 5, idiot chuck decides to go to sleep.... now see the point of the thing for adam and charlie was to piss off his sisters because we don't have to go to school and they do, since today is the first day of school. The point of me being there is seeing amy in her jammies and whatever wardrobe she decides to go to school in :) but no, chuck goes to sleep. So me and adam leave, because it would be kind of awkward if chuck's parents got up and saw me and adam just chillin in the front room. SO eh... hmm... Saw robot wars hosted by the infamous Mick Foley yesterday. Man, that thing is going to kick battlebot's ass as far as I can tell. I like the concept better. at the end of the show, the little bots that people made fight the house bots. Bots made and controlled by people on the show. Good stuff. Got some awesome sh*t. Then later watched wrestling, then off to denny's eh. They were spraying the ceiling tiles in our section, so we had to sit on the other side of the store. God that sucked. Stupid tiles. It was dead when we got there, got busy as f*ck, then dead, then busy again, then we left. Kay says she's going to walk out last night, but we're going to hope that's just a rumor. We tried to suck up to get her to stay but I'm not sure if she bought it or not. Brian came in with his friend shawn, however you spell his name (sean, shawn, shaun) It's amazing, people won't say anything about you until you change the thing they don't like, such as my hair being blonde until I got it cut. Kay's like "Joe got a haircut(duh)" and brian adds "yeah he finally got that sick sh*t cut out of his hair" but I don't care much. The IQ Club has gone from being called the slim shady table at denny's to... those guys that come in here all the time. uh anyway... I guess that's all I can say... at the moment.... yeah
8-22-01
Yeee, kay didn't quit. yet. Today is putt putt tournament, awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww yeah. Hopefully happy little beth will be there again minus her boyfriend. heh, j/k... or am I... :) Oh man titus was f'en hilarious last night, and that's why it's number 1 on the most favoritest tv shows of all time. I just sent an e-mail to the bob and tom show about an odd invention, clear metal, because they're doing a segment on weird inventions. hopefully it will be read. If it does,I will be extremely giddy all day. anyway, went to denny's and kay was working, yay, and stuff later peggy came in in a happy little tank top, showing off her boobage. Brian came in too and stuff. I forget alot of what happened so it doesn't matter. I'm going to go now. if my e-mail gets read, I'll update it.
8-23-01
Well yesterday didn't turn out quite as well as I wanted, but it was ok. Bob and tom didn't read my e-mail, the cardinals lost, but hey, I won the putt putt tournament :) got me a phat trophy, which of course I'll be putting a picture of online soon so people who didn't win because they're not that good (beth, adam) can see what it's like. but I left it in adam's car, so I have to do that later. uh yeah... we went to pizza inn before we went to putt putt so I could 0wn everyone, and gib was working, gosh darnit and we mealed and I assume he didn't poison our food because I'm still alive, then we go over there and beth shows up without her boyfriend, so I'm like, awww yeah, no fireman steve this week, but then later she was talking to us and was wondering why he wasn't there yet. Then she informs me he's not a fireman or policeman, he's an electrician. But Ron the Electrician isn't nearly as exciting as SWAT Team Steve, or Highrise construction steve. anyway. I was doing good and stuff, so beth decides she'd try to distract me with a few comments I can't say here, because it's a family website and it might scar kiddies for life. For shame, beth. She's more of a perv than I had originally thought. ok anyway...uh... hmm... oh, well I won and got my trophy and beth made a point to give me the finger before she left because she can't stand how good I am. yep. I am going to be the defending champion of division 2 alllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll winter until next season of putt putt. I even won with chuck's putter, because he had to work. So later we go to hardee's to show off my 0wnage and chuck has a buttload of weed because he's ubercool and stuff, then we go back to adam's and he smokes some and is giddy and we go to denny's where kay and peggy were not working at the time. but linda was, yay. She reminds me of carla so much, I just wanna jump on her. err... have an intellectually stimulating conversation with her.... yeah. brian was there but he never sat with us, just came by our table to tell us he's leaving and would probably call the d00d about the apartment tomorrow and start moving his stuff in friday. Later we're talking and carrie price walks in. darn her for looking like she does, but anyway. Chuck asks about being on my saturday morning team and I just told him I wouldn't mind at all unless he brings the attitude to vigo with him. He just isn't a happy camper sometimes, from what adam's told me. we leave and I drive chuck's truck to adam's because I was showing him how to drive... how to drive well. Heh, I told adam and chuck how I should get drunk one night and go hit on linda. Silly me though... anyhow, yeah I guess that's it... I'm not very good with signals, but I have a deep down feeling that beth likes me more than she lets on... I'm not saying she wants admission to happy land theme park, but just more than she sometimes acts like... feel free to correct me if I'm wrong on the messageboard, beth heh :)
Hi how you doing. thought I'd give a quick update. Power decided to be jewish for about a half hour, then later came back on, joy, and then being the wuss he is, adam points out how many spiders I have in the basement, and I'm just saying, if I don't bother them they don't bother me. So I decided to make a tribute to my newfound roommates, and put a picture gallery of a few of them on here. Click Me and I have yet to get a picture of my trophy, but I will soon. out
8-24-01
Happy night at denny's. uh yeah. Yesterday I woke up about.. 5:30, and I got online and adam was already out of work, I guess he got there a half hour early then before he was supposed to clock in they said he could just take the day off because business was slow. anyhow, then the power thing happened as mentioned above, then adam came over. We waited for chuck to get here after work, then later it was off to denny's. First it wasn't turning out so well, no waitresses working we liked. Well tanya was, but she's kind of new in our book of good waitresses. Anyway, later brian and shawn came in, sat with the arabs, then later came to our table. Chuck left, being a moron because he's stupid and thinks he's a badass because he doesn't care what people think, even if it's about his B.O. So he leaves and sometime later kay gets dropped off at the gas station across from denny's then comes in and sits with us, piss drunk. Or so she says (5 sex on the beaches before Midnight!!!) so instead of leaving at like 2 like I thought we would, we stayed till about 4:30. Kay was just nuts tonight. then she starts in about how men suck and she can't find anyone who wants to be with her and sh*t, heh. right, she's just looking for a pretty boy with "the life", like every other girl on earth, unfortunately 99% of those guys know they're hot sh*t and know they can get almost anyone they want, so they don't really take any relationship seriously. See, I'd gladly take the role and responsibility of kay's boyfriend, but I'm sure I don't quite meet her standards. But anyway. Later some mullet comes in and talks to her, which displeases her. She said it was like her cousin's half cousin or some stupid thing like that. Eventually we all decide to go. Shawn is good people. I wouldn't mind having him associate with us more often. As far as I can remember, that's all. Boy we sure made fun of chuck a lot... it's not like he doesn't deserve it or anything, if the boy would take a f'en shower at LEAST every other day, like I said before. A little right guard wouldn't hurt either. jesus w. christ.
8-25-01
What a great day, boy howdy... well first off, the cards beat the cubs and the south braves beat the north patriots, whooha! anyway. I'm waiting at my house for adar to show up, hoping to go to denny's for at least a little bit but he didn't get here till about 12:15 or so, so that was out of the picture, then like 5 minutes later chuck comes by and you can tell he's on something (as usual) and he's wanting adam to go outside with him to show him something, and adam wouldn't so he showed all, he bought some prescription pain killers off this guy at work and had taken a few, and then took like 2 more. So I kicked the bottle into the kitchen, which he didn't go after. We were just sitting in the living room, charlie acting stupid and being annoying, then adam wants taco bell and they get to go, and I see chuck's bottle of sh*t on the kitchen floor. I opened the mofo up and threw all but like 3 in the trash, and he got all pissy, saying I owe him money and sh*t, and I'm like, "really? what are you going to say to people when you tell them i owe you money?" and he knew I had him between a rock and a hard place, like he's going to tell people I threw away some drugs he bought, so i'm supposed to owe him money. right. Got all sh*tty and is like f*ck you all and was going to leave. Anyway, they left, and just now got back and he still seems a little irate. Oh well, that's life.
Oh wow, good stuff since then. well not really. I got to the old folks' home after I left my house and sarah was online, so I had adar check her aol profile, and it said she was still single, so I decided to grow some cahones and started talking to her with the full intent of asking her out... Well i did *yay* but she kinda said no *boo* but with a good reason(excuse?) Said her mom won't let her see anyone over 18, because people over 18 "just want to get into her pants". So some monkey ruined it for me. anyway. she said she would if I weren't older than 18. Damn my parents for feeling like making me 19 years ago instead of 16 or 17 years ago. Oh I know, it's GrampappyAj's fault for hiding the birth control pills, making my parents think he wanted a baby bro/sis to play with, when in fact he was just a stupid little kid hiding stuff. Why me. anyway, yeah. But I said I'd wait however long it would take before we would get together, after all, I've waited about 5 years just to tell her how I felt, so I can wait a few more to reap the benefits. Or some sh*t like that. anyway, hi how you doing? Yeah. Today we sign up for bowling. yee, and adam signs over some ca$he for the deposit on the apartment. Of course then later he goes to work and I go home, bored till like midnight again. sigh. anyway. out... wait... I was talking to adam the same time as sarah and I told him I'd tell him what happened in my conversation at vigo this morning, but if he reads it here, he'd know before I got to tell him... dammit! oh well, that's the price I must pay to keep my faithful reader entertained... the lack of making reader a plural was intentional. out
8-26-01
As the end of another month becomes closer, I feel like... poo. I'm not sick or anything, but certain things are just quite irksome, like doing jack squat on weekends. It's not totally my fault, other than being a loser monkey man, but adam always works on weekends, so there's nothing to do all day, and when he gets off work, he wants to just go home because he's tired and has to work the next day (boohoo) so I are bored, and don't feel like hanging around chuck because he's become a bigger asshole than usual lately, so he's not the best company... I'm still kicking myself for not listening to people when they told me to ask out sarah in the past, but my fault, she'll come around... hopefully. and even if she doesn't, I still feel somewhat good about knowing she actually likes a monkey like me (:(|) anywhoo, haven't done anything since adam went to work saturday, so I've been livid this whole time, wanting to do something, but my dad fixed that problem for me real quick "cut the grass" thanks old man wilson. O)ahd..... well I'm pretty sure we'll be going to denny's tonight, so maybe things will look better. outJust a quick update, I added like 4 or 5 new terms in the IQ Club Slang Glossary section. check it out, b
8-27-01
Now ain't this some sh*t, kay and peggy quit friday. Jesus w. christ III. they take away carla, nikki, stacie quit too, and now peggy and kay. sigh, tis a sad day. Hopefully linda can carry the torch well (carla look-alike) then there's tanya who's caught on pretty darn well if I say so to our routine. Coffee, water, coke. yep. we learned her good. Yesterday after updating, whenever that was, me and adam went to denny's and the waitress who sat us, somewhat of a young'n.... old'n i think actually, technically, said I looked familiar, and really I don't think I've seen her before, she must be thinking of brad pitt. heh, oh man I amuse me... maybe she saw Congo. anyway. Later brian came in and sat with me and adam, then chuck comes in and is instantly in a pissy mood, because we didn't kiss his ass and try and find him and send out search parties. We told him both of us were home and he could've just gotten online and talked to us, but no, for that would make things simple and he wouldn't be able to go in with a pissy attitude then. Anyway, adam takes chuck home to drop off the truck because as of midnight, he was off the insurance. So me and brian are just sitting, talking about movies, then like 2 minutes after adam and chuck get back we decide to go to the apartment adam and brian will be living in soon to watch Snatch, with brad pitt. Uh yeah, chuck fell asleep pretty quickly because he's a stupid piece of crap that has some drug issues he needs to work out. anyway... manly man, heh... nevermind. Me and adar were taking turns petting mala, brian's dog and then the silly dog is like trying to climb on me and just ends up standing on its back legs, with its front paws stretched across me, laying it's head on my chest, and brian said he hasn't seen her do that before, and that mala has a crush on me.... and pappy thought quietly to himself, now why can't kay be like that, mwuahaha... you'll have to excuse me, I haven't been asleep since 6pm sunday. anyway, so then we went back to denny's to meal because we was hungry then, then went home, and I haven't been asleep since. Mammy wilson came over to do some dishes and clean up the pigpen while the roofing guys were SUPPOSED to be there by today, but no no, they didn't show up again. Guess they dont' want my parent's money too bad then. anyhow, I'm extremely tired and dilerious, so feel free to instant-message me to play with my head, munkee2k on aol IM
8-28-01
I wasn't going to update it right now, but I thought I should because I'm bored. Yesterday I went to the old folk's home around 6:30 so I could catch Robot Wars and wouldn't you know it, fell asleep at like 7:30. Damn me. I woke up ab00t 10:30 I think, then talked to adam, and he was supposed to go get chuck at his house at 10, but he didn't. darn. So later we go to denny's, and brian's there, we were only there for like a half hour at the most then out of nowhere, *smack* something black hits the wall and drops on the table. I thought it was something someone threw, but then I saw it had legs, and I looked and it was a f'en huge ass bug, like an inch and a half long beetle. Cool shiny green shell though. anyway. F*cker was huge. Adam almost pooped his pants, "Dude let me up, oh my god, I'm going to poop my pants because I'm a wussy who can't look at a bug or I'll soil myself"..... well maybe he didn't say all that, but that was what I heard. Anyway, brian kicked it I think and we left to go to the apartment to help brian move this stuff around because some carpet cleaners were coming in today sometime, and we did, and after we were done we went out to the happy balcony. Ab00t 2am we left and went home, and i was at the old folk's home and tried to get online but something went jewishly wrong, so I couldn't. Came here, and adar is already asleep, so no happy kicking his ass at quake tonight. anyway... eh... I'll try to have a picture of that beetle at denny's up for you later
There's the sommabitch beetle that tried to kill me!!
8-29-01
No bugs attacked us tonight. Today me and adam went to garfield's to meal then went by chuck's house, but he wasn't there, so we went back to adam's house. Later I went home to play adam in quake, and I guess some d00d took chuck to adam's house. Later I go over there and then we go to denny's. Chuck starts moaning because he didn't want to be in there all that time and sh*t. Kay and kristie were there, then they left, and kay's like "Are you guys coming in friday?" I asked why, "because I'm working" Iyeeeeeeeee, she's working there again. happy day. So anyway. Me and adam start arguing with pooh because he has a drug problem and we're trying to get him to stop before he gets too far into it. later kay and peggy come back in, then brian came in. Nothing happened with any of em. So we're just arguing away with how chuck has this dependence on substances that alters his state of mind. He starts bitching about how we're trying to control his life and tell him what to do, when really we're just telling him he can do whatever he wants, but just don't let it affect our lives. Such as smoking weed in adam's car or in his house. He can do it anywhere he wants if he wants to, just not someplace where we can get in trouble too, so he's saying he should just go smoke it at a police station and offer them some too. What a f'en moron. Oh linda was there too. Man I still wanna jump on her... anyway. I forget what I told him, then he's like 'so you just want to kick me out of the group" and I tell him no, just not to do sh*t around us, but I guess the only time he hangs around us he's on sh*t so in his mind it's kicking him out. anyhow, he just ends up upset because he's addicted to drugs, and me and adam are upset because chuck's a f*cking retard who won't listen to anything he doesn't want to hear.
8-30-01
God are at it again. This time attacking my livelihood. My stupid computer won't let me connect to the internet because I had to get a new version of MSN and I did but now I have to put in my password, and I don't know it. I just put it in the first time, and clicked "Save Password" and I lost the paper that has the password on it. Some long complicated series of numbers and letters. pile of sh*t. anyway... eh. I was at home for like ever waiting on adam and chuck to come by or call or get online, but no they didn't until like f'en 8:30 at my parent's house. They said they called and came by, but knowing them they knocked once, lightly, then ran away, or called the number, let it ring half a time and hung up. Anyway. Then they go to chuck's house and amy came home and she even had a white friend with her that wasn't a fat dirty ho. (Her other white friend is, and she's usually friends with the injuns, dots, not feathers) anyway, and then they see youngn's walking around in chuck's neighborhood. Oh how pappy was irate. It seems only when I'm not there, things happen. Joe's not there, there's young'ns everywhere, amy brings home new white friends, etc. etc. but when joe is there, pig dog and clown are there. Sigh. anyway.... yeah. We went back to adam's and watched titus and family guy then went to denny's, despite the fact that chuck wanted to do coricidine again, even though last night when we got home from denny's he took them and threw up later. Went to denny's, and brian was already there, and linda too, yay, and it appears the waitress and brian were surprised that kay got her job back. Guess we were the first to know. Brian was supposed to have left for california today at like 7, but he missed the flight and was going to get the one at 6am. Later we leave and chuck and adam went to the apartment I think to watch Snatch again, and I went to my parent's house then came home, only to find my computer being jewish, swedish, communist, and amish all at the same time. Stupid thing... Oooooooh....Wow I didn't notice it till just a few ticks ago, but today is the one year anniversary since I moved my site from AOL to Angelfire. Yay, happy day, now send me money so I can keep it going.... $$$ = happy
I'm incredibly irate right now because I can't f'en get to sleep! I went to bed at 4:30 this morning, and now it's like almost 9. I can't sleep. I have a baaaaad case of insomnia. damn me to heck. I'm about to just stay up. If I stay up all day, by tomorrow morning I'll be plenty tired and should go to sleep just fine.
8-31-01
Adam and chuck have horrible timing. I'll explain in a tick. Well I never did get to sleep, so I went to the old folk's home around 11, but the roofing people were there, so I decided just to go back home. Around 3:15 I got so bored, I put on a puppet show for my video camera, using a small squirrel, a pooh with a hunnypot, and an M&M guy with bunny ears to represent the IQ Club. Then had Thumper from bambi to depict Amy. The best 4 minutes of film I'll ever have. Let's just say M&M screws the rabbit a lot... Then about 3:30 I went to adam's house, saw a young'n just out of school walking down the sidewalk, aww yeah, then knocked on adam's door for like 5 minutes, and pig f*cker wouldn't answer, so I got more irate, then went to my parent's house. Adam got online and I went to his house about a half hour later, then we were off to chuck's house to pick him up, but of course I was there to view the scenery... and scenery was there, in happy shorts and t-shirt. (if you don't know who I'm talking about, you're stupid and should be neutered, or spayed depending who you are) and chuck was asleep on the couch and was being grouchy as usual, but we left and went to garfield's to meal, then went to adam's house for awhile. Then twas off to denny's. nothing special happened, not until we left. As we were leaving these 2 females, one old and butt f'en ugly and one hot young one were arguing and so we go outside and we're standing by the car, watching the show and old nasty ho's guy gets in the other table's d00d's face and then he grabs his collar and stuff, so when Bob the manager broke it up and the people who were old and senile came out, we decided it was time to leave. As I was leaving the parking lot, saw a couple cop cars pull in. That's where adam and chuck's bad timing was. I wouldn't have minded staying a few more minutes to see the poo hit the fan, but no, they wanted to leave. Oh well, I kinda did too. Linda was there, but for some reason i didn't have the same enthusiasm about jumping on her as I had the nights before. Go fig. And I get to the old folk's home and see beth's online. I sent her an IM and she actually replied!!! Yep yep, suave pappy is breaking her down, little by little. Field Tactical Army Sarge Steve doesn't have anything on me :) heh, j/k
Well from what response beth gave to me from the last 2 sentences of the previous update, I think I ticked her off a bit by denouncing her man a little. So as a rebuttal, however you spell it, I'll say that I wasn't really serious when I said that, I'd never expect you to lower your standards so much to find me acceptable. That would just be apocalyptic. Sorry beth, don't send me mailbombs, and don't have your boyfriend arrest me or not put my house out if it's on fire. Sorry again for those comments. I just can't control myself
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