April '02
04-01-02
Holy sh*t, I forgot it was a new month. dammit, now I have to make a new html for march. anyway. yay april fools day. whatever. more importantly, opening game of the season for the cardinals. yay 10-2 we rule. cards are going to be the first team ever to go undefeated in baseball. ph34r.
We all went out to meal on saturday for the anniversary thing and we were going to go to outback but they were busy, so we went to ChiChi's. We were NOT salsafied. At first the service was ok, but then it fell off the end. oh well. yay no more chichi's for us ever :-D
Sunday I went to the bowling alley to watch aj and misty bowl, and talk to stephanie for awhile. I bowled 4 games, poorly. I wasn't doing bad but the place kept screwing me. then this girl amber who's parents are on aj and misty's team was bowling too. yee. See before I was like, Hmm. with no other outside thoughts, but then people mentioning her to me and gah, I fell in. now I'm like thinking about her more than usual, considering I've never talked to her and she doesn't even know me, except maybe as "the chimp that bowls saturday mornings" heh. anyway. aj and misty feel free to put in a good word for your chimp in law. Later the iq club went to denny's where we talked about baseball, school and how fun it was on coricidine. Although I still doubt I'll ever do that again anytime soon. Oh yeah, stephanie talked to me about possibly going to ISU with her soon, and I'm thinking ab00t it. I just need to go to admissions and see about it, and talk to tharon to see how much scholarship money I have racked up since I've started bowling. a pretty penny I'll bet. anywhoo, better get to work on putting march in its place. late.
04-04-02
I was bumping around rotten.com and went to dailyrotten, which is like, news from around the world, fitting to be on rotten.com when I came across this little gem. Click Me I'm soooooo glad that happened. Stupid little punks that do that sh*t should be punished that way. too bad the little idiot didn't die instantly... enough of my evil hatred towards stupid little kids. carry on.
04-09-02
ph34r. Today I woke up and saw a note that toys'r us finally called and had my memory card in. yeeee. I gots a ps2 memory card now. I'm all kinds of hype now. anyway. ehhhh... wtf has been going on...
we've been going to denny's a lot more recently because the other 2 members of the iq club have stopped smoking weed. mainly because neither of them have the money for it, but oh well. whatever keeps them from smoking. It's been like what, 3 weeks. eee. We went to the south one the other night and bryan was there because he works there now. yay. except the second shift, so if we want him to wait on us so we can have coffee-o-plenty, we'd have to go before 10pm.
Jolly green, my bro, mentioned an adult league starting at the end of april. we may join. although he thinks it would be unfair for us because we'd have like, no handicap and we'd have to give everyone else 500 pins. But my l33t self can overcome that. perhaps his amateurish self will need some work. :-D
I may have found the kitty I'm going to take once we get back from new mexico. Only prob is it's a male, so I'd probably have to either get pookie or the other one fixed. well it's a kitten, born like less than a month ago so I won't have to worry about it yet. I'll have to worry about pookie swallowing it whole or using it as a scratching post. We'll see. Man, wish I could think of more poo to put up here given that I havent' really written anything in over a week. oh well. that's life. Joe wilson's life. dig it.
04-10-02
Yes! Finally! I'm not the only person who thinks jeff gordon could suck a golfball through a garden hose! Read The Story I'm so happy :) better send that link to my good pal stephanie real quick :)
04-14-02
Hi. Man I sure dont' write enough. Even when a few things happen. and often, few things do, *da dum, ching* Today aj and misty came by, they had gone to places up around indy to shop. Dude brought back some gear for joe. gots a phat black shirt that's already gotten notice from adar, chuck and kristy. and they're the only 3 people who've seen it :-D anywhoo. Mealed, played password and yahtzee with the fam, then went to the mall around 10 to pick up adar. dude doesn't have plates or insurance at the moment. money's tight. chuck got there about 10 minutes after me, and adam came out about 20 minutes later. We all went to his house.
I got there a few minutes after them and kristy answered the door and said they were having a fight. heh. so I go and stand around while adam gets irate at chuck for owing him money and being stupid and losing money. some of adam's money as well, which is what he was mad about, so then adam told chuck to find his friend who took their money and chuck said something about using a global positioning system so I left and went into the living room to talk to kristy. She are was watching Remember The Titans. Chuck left immediately after I went into the living room. A bit later adam went to the porch and was out there for a long ass time. Meanwhile we're watching the movie and the cats were bothering both of us and kristy was wanting to see me play with the cats and brush them, trying to bring out joe's "sensitive side" bah, no sensitivity from joe unless there's rewards. I think we all know what i mean.... heh. then adam comes back in and wants to go driving around, which ended up meaning go to chuck's house to apologize to him. So we went out there, and talked and dropped adam off at home and came home.
Tonight was also the bowling awards thingy. I forgot all about it until like 1:30am when I was going home. heh. oops. I gots high average yay. wonder when I'll go in there to get my sh*t. anyway... eh... I still need to take my camera to the hundred acre wood to get pictures of my soon to be new kitty. I've already decided to get it since the iq club has since decided pookie is in fact male, because he's not showing any signs of femaleness. like walking around with the ass in the air wanting something to enter it. it would make sense, since the lady at the animal place did say it was male. heh. guess that should've been my first clue :) yay it's a happy little kitten too. I'll try to get pictures soon.
We went to bogey's and putt putt this week and we talked to ran-d and he was saying how the lease is up this year for the putt putt place and he's trying to buy it but the dude who has it, some lawyer idiot doesn't want to sell too badly. So they may be taking putt putt away after this year :( the next night we went back and were standing out back and saw beth and Firema, errrr, Electrician Ron arrive. I would've talked to her but I feared ron would beat me up with his Kung-Fu Grip and Karate Chop Action. heh :) I guess that's ab00t it. Going to garfield's tomorrow when adam gets off because happy sarah is working yee. Another chance for god to make a fool of me and make me want to harm small woodland creatures.
04-19-02
Dag, can't believe it's been 5 days since I updated already. My how they go by. Hell I haven't even been online since like monday night. anywhoo... hmm... what happened...
Tuesday we went to pizza inn about 3:30 and mealed for free of course, talked to lynn and greg and stuff. we decided we wanted to get drunk so we planned out what to do, because we had a bit of everclear left. Went out to chuck's for some reason. Then went home. Later went to adar's and we made the good kool-aid and drank and stuff. I didnt' know kristy was home until she came into the living room around like 11. we had a little drunken fun and kristy went to sleep. I forget what we did... oh well. I stayed at adam's because it was like 5am and I didn't feel like going home. I woke up around 11:30 and went home, my dad's like, hey, you need to let us know if you're staying at adam's because we don't know if something happened to you or not. I'm thinking, well if something does, you'll either hear about it on the news or get a call from the cops :-D heh.
After my dad gave me the stern talking to, I went to sleep and woke up around 3, adam calls and wants to go to pizza inn again. sigh. Oh well. So went there and took pooh and adam to pizza inn again. Took greg home and we left. Went out to chuck's house and he stayed there, I watched my soon to be new kitty playing in the outside. Took adam home and I went home for awhile. Later I went out to chuck's house to pick him up and went to adam's. He was wondering who was going to take him to work thursday and I'm like, hey, let's drink again and I'll stay here and then tomorrow morning I'll take you to work. We decided to yay but we were wondering if the amount of everclear we had left would be enough. We didn't think so, so we asked kay and kristy what we could get for like 15 bucks that would help get us... happy. and everyone was saying cheap vodka and OJ would do the trick. Everyone being, kay, kristy, peggy, their friends sarah, amy and some guy who has a little puppy he brings over, which I have a picture of but I keep forgetting to bring in my camera to put it on the online. They were all getting ready to go out for happy drunken fun. So we decide the vodka, kay and kristy went to get it, came back, we went to krogers for OJ. Got back, started drinking the good juice.
Everyone but kay, kristy and peggy left to go to a bar. They'd leave eventually. It was hotter than a mofo in that house. as it is in mine now. egad. after the females left, me adam and chuck were having happy goat fun with the drinking. At some time adam called bryan and katie and they talked for a bit. We were listening to the musak and dancing around like happy goat farmers for awhile, then someone came to the door and adam about pooped himself, but it was kristy. She was a bit irate because the cell phone queen corey was saying he was going to shoot some dude and this and that and him and kay went driving around to find him. Corey's built-up rage from being a gay homo fag must've snapped or something. he's gayer than a 3 dollar bill, a 6 armed octopus, a two legged dog. anyway. Kristy eventually goes to sleep. I thought I was going to make it the whole night but I didn't... wharf. twice actually. I ended up asleep in adam's room with assclown. Woke up in the morn and took adam to work, chuck home and came home. Then my dad comes into my room and is saying something about a party being over and whatever. I didn't care to listen because he wastes my time. Slept til about 3. Didn't do much the rest of the day. adam and chuck came by around 9. Watched some of the cardinals game. Went to denny's. nothing there. Getting ready for the state tournament this weekend. Thinking of taking some of pappy's cough syrup for me and ryan to enjoy and socialize with the fellow bowlers. preferrably the female ones. yee. k. Yeah I'm done. out.
Got pics from walmart today, one had a slip with an online claim card, tried it out. got some pictures for the online there. yee. I'll just give you one with my half bro doby in it. and stuff.
04-25-02
Heya pals. mmhmm. I got a new e-mail address, thanks to aymee, who tipped me off to it on my message board. so you should all go to it and communicate because it's surprisingly entertaining sometimes. anyway. grampappyjoe@allofyourgodsaredead.com it's a long address but easy to remember. and I think it represents me well :)
This weekend the bowling state tournament sucked pretty good. god interfered just enough to get in my head for awhile. Saturday we get to the bowling alley in ft. wayne and I end up bowling with these girls billie and stephanie. stephanie's hot. and I had never actually talked to her, and she had never talked to me before then. but for some reason she was like, talkative towards me and saying silly things like, she was my fan club, and then she came over to me and was like, you look lonely over here, for a fraction of a second or though I thought she was insinuating I should go and sit with her. but only a fraction of a second because god wouldnt' let anything good happen. Now again, as with other young'ns, this doesn't sound like much to get worked up about, but come on, we had never talked to each other ever, and all of a sudden she's conversing... and I didn't see her the rest of the weekend. and I won't see her anyway til like, next september. god likes to get his licks in late so I have all summer to think about it.
Tuesday we went back to pizza inn so adam could freeload. after that I took greg, the shift leader there, home and went to chuck's house, then off to bogey's. Chuck was astounded when he heard some other people say "wow, he's awesome" while I was in the batting cages. I know I'm good, I've had people tell me I'm really good before, but for some reason chuck didn't think so until he heard it for himself. ah well. left there, went to garfield's just to have the happy drinks. I was a bit warm after all that pwnage.
I forget what else happened. we went to denny's and this girl toni who's friends with kay, also who got into a big arguement with chuck about things like religion, marilyn manson and jacko, michael jackson, was our server then as soon as we get there, chuck busts out with a michael jackson comment and me and adam are like, thanks chuck for ensuring us no service tonight.... but we did, good thing she's a better server than that, anyone else would've thrown coffeepots at us. while there I saw the weather lady, suzanne horgan, aww yeah. she's hot too. she's still no Dawn Sterling. suzanne's f'en tall too. omg, had to be like 6' at least. holy... k.
went back to pizza inn today so adam could freeload, took greg home again, then took chuck and adam back to adam's and went home to watch the cardinals game. yay we finally won a f'en game. jesus dubya christ. after that I went back to adam's and chuck had gotten these IQ tests off the net and wanted to actually see who was the smartest. Chuck had already taken it, at home of course so he cheated, and got a 114 I think. so you know right there the test is f*cked. adam and kristy were taking it, and after they were done, I took it. not that bad. kinda like ISTEP. anyway, yours truly reigns supreme with a 158, kristy got like a 146, adam got a little higher than chuck. 60 questions, i got 51 right, kristy got 49, chuck got 39, I think adam got like 44 or something like that. I always knew I was the smartest, but that just put it in stone :) the rest of the night chuck and adam were getting all defensive because pappy showed them what's up. Chuck's all like, "who cares, it's just a stupid test, it doesn't matter" despite the fact HE is the one who took the time to look it up on the net, HE printed it out, HE brought it to adam's for us all to take, but he doesn't care..... ok. Well that about sums it up. yeah that's about right. Don't forget, visit my message board, it's almost fun sometimes when certain people aren't trying to bash me for having an opinion :)