April '01
4-1-01
Hi. It's april fool's day. I asked out sarah and she said yes... yeah april fools. Like we didn't all see that coming. anyway. Chuck and Gimp Goat are at some guy's house watching wrestlmania because they're pathetic and get a little too excited about it. anyway. I went to me parent's house and my dad was asleep but he eventually woke up and gave me a dirty look and didn't say anything so I guess my mom finally told him I quit. I don't know if she told him about the tongue though. Oh well, old man wilson can be pissed all he wants. I'm going to assume after the 2 mullets get back we'll probably go to denny's. That should be about it. l8r
4-2-01
Just got back from denny's. We were just chillin' like a couple of villains when in comes Carrie, and adam was not amused. I saw her, kind of waved as if I cared, and I started laughing because it was ironic that adam and chuck were bothering me about the 3rd moon of saturn, amanda's sister coming in and I was freaking out because she might gore me or something, adam thought it was funny, so I told him it'd be funny if carrie came in. But that was a few weeks ago. Anyway. She sees me laughing and thinks I'm laughing because of her and comes over and says in a rude manner "Look, I know my sister told you I was younger than I am, but she just does that because I hang around older guys and she doesn't like me doing that, so she tells them that" or something like that. about 10 minutes later adam decides he wants to go talk to her like the horny little f*cker he is. I knew he was going to pull the stupid grin and "yeah, heh heh" routine like he does with all girls. So he goes over there and starts telling her his life story and eventually he gives her his phone number.... dude needs to be castrated or something. He also thinks because she told him she's clean he's got nothing to worry about.... ok how many people would admit they have some sort of disease? seriously. Anywhoo, kay came in and sat in the booth next to ours and stuff. It was a fun night. stayed till like 3:30. CHuck got mad because adam finally let him know he told shelly about him liking her and he was pissed and all this other stuff. All 3 of us were bickering and junk like that. Charlie kept being an ass, he'd try to take kay's hat and mess with her hair and all this other stupid sh*t and he wonders why nobody likes him... ok. Well other than that stuff. I made fun of adam relentlessly after carrie left. He's such a horny toad and doesn't want to admit it. slut. Anything else... No guess not. It's funny how adam said if he saw carrie again he'd punch through her head (for putting him through so much stress) yet he sees her, goes and does the "yeah, heh heh" routine and gives her his phone number, what a poser, errrrrr great guy.
4-3-01
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4-4-01
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4-5-01
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4-6-01
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4-7-01
Damn, what a day yesterday. We went to indy and the mall and stuff. A whole lotta minorities there... (black people) and nothing really happened. Getting through town was fun... right. Charlie bear was driving around like a chicken with it's head cut off in a snowstorm in the deserts of wisconsin... ok. Anyway, but we made it to hooters!!!! Oh my... how a guy can convince his wife it's a good idea to take the kiddies to hooters is beyond me. And to boot, when we went to denny's later, there was a chick that came in that was an exotic dancer and was in playboy and junk and CB and Gimp Goat got her to autograph their visors. Didn't matter much to me. We didn't think about it but I had my digital camera in the car but we forgot. Imagine seeing a picture of the IQ Club with a playboy chick... ~drool~ oh well. Other than that not much has been going on at all. Oh the jessica girl adam went out with last summer is pregnant and she says it's adam's :) and he's called into work the last 2 days so he'll probably get fired.... and I'm going with them to their state tournament in a few hours... where I'll get to see amanda and chris! yay! SIGH... at least it feels good in this basement. Gots the AC on and boy does it help. Stupid gawdamn humidity. Anyway... hrm... hooters was nice..... and there's one in lafayette so we'll be going there tonight sometime :) yeeeeee, l8r
Welllllll pappy decided not to go. I woke up about 8 and was waiting for the other monkeys to get to my parent's house but they didn't show up so I told mum to tell them I changed my mind and I was going home to sleep. Well she said they called about 10 minutes after I left and so it would've been like 9 before we'd have left. Anyway. So I'm just chillin' like a villain in oaktown getting props... ok. And I'm bored of my f'en ass. and it's going to be like this tomorrow too, yeeeeeeeeeee!!!!! tonight's the gimpy bowling awards and stuff, but that's only fun if you go with people you know, and I'd be going by myself. I know people there, but it's not the same. I'm weird like that. Guess I'll just chill here, go to sleep, and be bored tomorrow until they get back around 5 or 6 or something. good stuff. I like it. lovely way to have a weekend spent. SIGH... oh and I got another claim to fame on Planetquake. I'm grampappy joe on there of course. l8r
4-8-01
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4-9-01
Hey. Another happy day of naturally gay things. Well not really. Adam and CB got back from lafayette about 3 yesterday, but decide rather than calling joe to see if he wants to do something because he's bored off his ass, they go to sleep and wake up about 7, after terre haute's closed down. Anywhoo. With the encouraging words of my cousin David in new mexico, I've been reinspired to write stories and hopefully even get a job doing so. You know, write a few stories, make a book of them, see how it does, if it does well, then write many more. Anywhoo. I just need a few ideas. I mean I already have like 2 I have an idea about, just never got around to writing them. Hell even a few english teachers have told me I should be a writer because I have this thing where i seem to be really funny in my works. yes, that's good stuff. so go check out my works and lemme know. Grampappy Joe's Story Time!
4-10-01
As I type this, I'm about to write 4 more stories to put on the site. There's Tongue Piercing, Welfare Child (Going Old School), Willy Goat + Farm Animal, and Pappy At Bat. All of them were written at denny's in a thunderstorm of thoughts. I carry around a little notebook, about 2" by 5", and just write down thoughts and stuff. Anyway, check them out. Well yesterday I was bored till about 7:30 when chuck came over because he called in sick to work and didn't feel good but was going crazy in his house so he came. He was hungry and wanted to go somewhere and we drove around and thought about pizza inn but when we got there lynn told us gib would be by in a little bit because they were closing early because of slow businesss. So we left and went to denny's and saw a few of the other shift chicks. Not so bad :) We got there about 9 and I stayed till like 2am. Brian and Peanut showed up after a bit and chuck has his "mullets rock" hat on and they were amused. We got into a discussion about whether you could see the bullet going towards your scope when it's fire (i.e. Saving Private Ryan) and gimp goat showed up eventually. Kay had shown up and at some point during the night we asked for more coffee, then Julie D filled us up and kay asked if she had gotten us already, and I said "Yeah, because she's a good server" and I got the evil look. heh. Then we asked for sugar and she threw 2 packets at me. Pappy screwed up. Then later she filled up chuck's cup and dribbled a small amount in mine... anyway. She was just kidding. I hope. Anywhoo, about an hour after charlie bear went home, in comes Jewbaby. Awwww yeah. We hadn't seen him in forever. He's cool as hell. Adam was gone the whole day because he went to some chick's house he met online and watched 2 movies and tried to tell us he didn't do anything despite the fact she was trying to hang all over him and stuff. I'm a little cautious about that statement. And he's still considering asking kristen (see Kristen Story ) and I told the dumbsh*t he should ask her back out as soon as possible because if he waits like last time, she'll find someone else. Anywhoo. Later we went to marathon and found out adam got fired because he was supposed to work today and didn't go in. No Call, No Show. Anyway, he didn't care. It was getting pretty windy out there and junk and we just hung around there till 3. Mike (employee) kept winning dollar after dollar on lottery tickets. I'm broke now, but I can always go to the atm machine. I think that's about it. I should probably get to writing the stories now or the above links won't work. L8r
4-11-01
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4-12-01
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4-13-01
Friday the 13th, yay. Mum's b-day is tomorrow. The unemployed life sucks I tell you what. anyway. Wednesday night/thursday morning we were at denny's till about 6, and we only left because this asshole of a cop said he was going to throw us out because "the waitresses make money from people using the tables, not us sitting at it all night" even though we did order food and gave the waitress, susan, a $9 tip for a $17 ticket. And last night we stayed till about 5:30 and I was going to wait for him to come back in so I could get sh*tty with him, but adam wanted to leave. We were making fun of William Jr. All night wednesday night, and boy howdy, it was happy gay fun. Nothing's really happened besides us being at adam's playing No Mercy (wrestling game for n64) Adam's beginning to think this summer's going to be like the summer of 99 because he may be going out with kristen again soon. Except this time pappy doesn't plan on making fun of her relentlessly even though it was fun. Going to be another boring ass summer for joe. At least it'll be slut-less.. I hope. Uh Oh, Bob and Tom is on. sweeeeeet.
4-14-01
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4-15-01
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4-16-01
Jack Sh*t's happened. yay.Last night at denny's some college people sat by us and annoyed us with their stupid drunken asses so we left early. God damn drunk college guys. I guess I'm going to try to get my job back at columbia house because there was an ad in the paper wanting like 20 people for data entry, full time even, so I may try. So will chuck and adam I think. Today adam called and has a flat tire and we can't change it because he doesn't have a gawdamn tire iron. So it's there for now (revolutions) and he's supposed to meet kristen tomorrow and stuff, so pappy offered to be the driver :) and he's gracefully turned me down. I guess he doesn't want me to be cooler than he is, although that's not my fault. We went to garfields and I just drew more smoking animals, like a penguin and pooh bear. Me can't draw. I love how I got a new guestbook and nobody's signed it... SIGH. Give someone an apple, they throw it away and look for a coke.
4-17-01
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4-18-01
Well monday night was a very... obscene night. The IQ club went to denny's and a few minutes later susan, waitress at denny's, comes in and sits with us (she had the night off) and eventually brian and peanut and his g/f came in. William's new skankho stacie kept coming to our table and talking to us like we liked her or something, when really all of us don't want her to unleash the locusts after us or something, whatever she has. leprosy probably. Anyway. later this girl came in who looked like heather hardin (you'd have to see her to know what I'm saying) and stacie starts talking to her and we're all at our table like sayign prayers or something. We couldn't stand seeing someone like her be... infested with someone like stacie. So susan takes one for the team and calls stacie over to save the poor girl's life, then some people came in she was waiting for and went into non smoking with them. Many thanks to susan for saving the girl, even if it means getting the bubonic plague. In the meantime, william goes on break and goes out to his car with stacie *shudder* and then the gossipin' starts. Me, Adam, Charlie, Susan, Kay, Brian, and Kristie(however she spells it) start talking about what they're doing or what each other has (STD wise) and it gets a lot more time than it deserves. A good line was from brian's g/f saying imagine how many people in terre haute alone have some sort of disease, and brian comes back with "At least the stay on that side of the river" and flails his arms towards West T. Heh. good stuff. Anyway. Oh and william wanted to borrow $200 from me.... I don't have a f'en job but he wants cashe. Anyway. I pretty much said no, and later before we leave, susan was in the bathroom with stacie (god works in mysterious ways) and she tells him she gave willy a hummer.... sigh *shudder some more* and william told adam before we left stacie gave him a b/j...... God dammit some things should never, EEEEEEEEVER be discussed. And he's f'en proud of it too! William was obviously never subjected to attractive females at anytime of his life. He's jumped out of the frying pan into the path of a speeding bus full of uglies. Later that night we had an emergency IQ Club meeting and have agreed william must be stripped of his iq club membership because his level of stupidity could overtake the iq club in a instant. Like amanda, too much stupidity is a bad, very bad thing. Much of the night we were informing susan of the iq club deeds and standards, letting her know what things mean, such as Pig Dog, Charlie bear, Farmersburg, and why I'm so much cooler than the rest of the lot. Oh and adam did his squirrel dance/shuffel/fish flop twice to entertain the crew at denny's. Good stuff. Last night we went and nothing much happened. relatively boring compared to monday night. William left early so we didn't get to take his card and rip it up and pee on it and feed it to pig dog. and TODAY, Whoo boy, my dad thinks I'm going to cut the grass at his house. mwuahahhaha, see, "You eat here, shower here, your mom washes your clothes, so you can either cut the grass, or start paying for everything" So I gave him a smirk and said ok. He didn't like that. I smell another story...
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4-19-01
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4-20-01
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4-21-01
I so hate this life right now. NOthing's going on. Last night at denny's we saw Clint Fields and Nikki Lowe. I remembered why I wanted to start the anti-clint fields program. heh. j/k. Pappy likes the guy, it's just that nikki's hot and clint's... goofy. That's like pam anderson and george carlin. He's just too goofy. Anyway. We saw jewbaby last night too. Jewbaby... just imagine a 400 lbs black dude, 6'6" and wearing special forces getup like cuffs, gun, pepper spray, the works. Good guy also. And william's new pet stacie keeps coming over and talking to us like we give half a rat's shit about what she has to say. Go away, you skankho. Charlie's upset because he didn't get to celebrate 4/20 like I'm sure all the rest of you did. Me and adar also went and got applications at columbia house. I know my chances are slim of being hired back, but according to an insider (misty) it'll be for a whole new department since bloomington shut down so I wouldn't have the same supervisors and stuff. That's good. Anyway. I'm about to go rainbow my hair so maybe if you're lucky I'll take a picture and let you see it. l8r
4-22-01
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4-23-01
Whoo doggy, we went to denny's about 9:45 last night and wowzers, kay's sister has just started and.... oh my. it's an even better kay! And she's nicer too, for now anyway. I'm sure the constant drunks and stuff will make her just like the original. We're planning on another IQ Club party may 12th, so we gotsa spread the word. So far chuck and adam have invited a girl named bridgette (hot) and her friend (ditto) b/c we saw them at denny's when we got there, and kay and her sister. Nobody's for sure yet, I can see kay requesting to work that night, but anywhoo. Susan finally told me her "secret" how she likes adam... did I put that in here before... think so. Well I asked if it was the stupidity or the queer thing. There's a few people who that adam swung the other way when they first saw him. They shall remain nameless of course. Adam and charlie caught mr. jingles, but in an attempt to get a good picture of the little rascal, he got away. THat mouse can jump, boy howdy. I got 2 fairly decent pictures of him, and I'll probably put them up soon, but I wanted a clear shot of him. He was in this rubbermaid container so he was kind of distorted. Oh, desmond had a party at his house saturday night and invited pretty much the whole hardee's crew except chuck. Meaning adar and I couldn't attend either, so at this party we may just say screw desmond and get everyone else. We're not for sure yet though. We're trying to fix up adam's back room because we chill like a couple of villains in there and we want to make it dark and kind of gothic looking. So we have a bunch of candles and we're going to put black sheets on the walls so it doesn't have that stupid ass wood grain design. And draw something on the ceiling with this glow in the dark get, since there's also a black light in there. Charlie was kind of being a butt tonight at denny's and kept pulling kay aside and saying sh*t about her sister, like "she's hot" and "Does she wear a thong or panties" and the like. And he wonders why nobody likes him... wait nevermind. I'm being "Good Pappy" now so I don't make fun of adar and charlie bear and his hunny pot. You'd have to see it to understand. It's funny because I still sound like I'm being an ass because I say things in such an elaborate way of being nice, it's like I'm being sarcastic. But I'm not, pappy's a good guy! :-D
Hi. Well I brought in my camera and I thought I'd let you see mr. Jingles!! Pic 1, Pic 2,as you can see, the quality is poor, which is why I wanted a better shot, and Pic 3,(After he got away) and a bonus picture of Charlie Bear and his 3 Tongue Piercings!(Use caution when clicking, it's a horrid sight)
4-24-01
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4-25-01
Well the IQ Club has struck again. Tonight we went to denny's and before we left we saw and empty beer can so we put it in william's car so he came out and saw it and adam had my baseball bat (I was chasing charlie around because he wrote all over my car from the dew on it and I was telling him not to so he did) and he took the bat and was chasing me with it then 3, count em, 3 cop cars pull in and was asking william why he was doing that and all that poo. We told them we were all friends and it wasn't serious and they told us people driving by don't know that and not to do it. So another cop encounter. yay. Anywho. I went to adam's earlier today after cutting the gawdamn grass at me parent's and checked out the back room. AWwwwwww yeah. WE gots it all decked out. now for inviting more people to the party. William came over to adam's and asked if we wanted to play pool because "he was neglecting us" and junk so we told him to come back about 10 when chuck would be there and about 9:55 we went into the back room and chilled and hoped willy goat wouldn't come by till after we were done chilling so we could leave and told him we waited till after 10 and he didn't show up so we thought he wasn't coming. He did anyway. So we played pool, got mad because we all suck, and went to denny's. Kay and Peggy weren't there, so iq club was sad... that's pretty much it I believe. I guess I get an x on my iq club card for an encounter with the pokey.
4-26-01
Last night at denny's I saw THE Carrie Price. Jamie's sister... nevermind. Her older sister. Oh man, south park was the sh*t yesterday. Charlie hurt his widdle ankle. Poor widdle baby. He was limping around and his mom wrapped it up and tried to help out her only son and said maybe he should stay off it, and he responds with a kind "I'm fine! God damn!" I'd have beat the boy senseless if I were her. At Denny's kay and peggy were back (yay) and susan and stuff. We were hoping william and his pet llama would come in and maybe get mouthy so we could bitchslap and a half them. Brian came in and sat with us for a bit. Listening to bob & tom right now... Adam and chuck are still deciding whether to go to my state tournament or not. I mean come on, jailbait running around a hotel in bathing suits or something. who wouldn't want to go? I can't think of anything specific about tonight to write... oh, I noticed as we were leaving denny's that my key to start the car was bent and it wouldn't work at first. Had to go to my parent's house and get my pa's spare key. Boy I sure got a steal on that car, whooooo boy. Only $1000 for that lovely piece of craftsmanship... Grampappy AJ Must be featured in a story about an automobile...
4-27-01
Howdy y'all. Well later today me and the old folks are venturing to Lafayette for my bowling state tournament. And I PLAN on getting a few pictures of and maybe with some little young'ns and the such. But you never know. Adam and chuck d. clown are going too, and saturday night they got a guest suite, so that should be fun as a wet pig in a slop eating contest in june at denny's. Speaking of, at denny's I won this Sting doll (WCW guy) and decapitated it and by the end of the night it's head was split in half, eyes and mouth burned out, and nose cut off. But not all to me, some was the handy work of brian and his girlfriend, (name withheld because I honestly don't know the exact spelling of her name. There's a lot of ways to spell kristie(one of many variants)) Anyway. Nothing much happened. In fact, we were almost ignored because of other people coming in and waitresses talking to them instead of us, THE IQ Club. Anyway. Well guess I should go and get my supplies ready.... cameras, batteries, musak, etc. l8r
4-28-01
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4-29-01
Well I'm back, and if you're hoping for all those pictures of little hot girls,...... me too. I didn't get any really. I just kinda walked around with gimp goat and charlie bear most of the time. Friday we got there and was just walking around, stopping by adam's room every once in awhile to see how the hockey game was going. I forget which teams though. And later we saw ryan nelson and when we were walking around the third floor I saw jamie and yelled at her but she didn't look up. Got a birds eye view of her tank top though... no comment. Anyways all that really happened that night was ryan was hanging out with us in adam's room and chuck and him went to wal mart to get some cards and ryan saw some citiridin or something and got 3 boxes and we all took like 12 pills (not to take more than 4 in a 24 hour period...right) and after about an hour we all kind of fell asleep so ryan left and when we all woke back up, WOW it was wierd. like being stoned, without having to smoke anything. Saturday bowling sucked, lanes sucked, bleh, then we got back to the hotel and I was looking for adam and c-bear and couldn't find them for like 15 minutes and finally I saw adam on the top floor and went up there and they had already gotten the suite and it wasn't all that bad. Not really any better than the one at drury, except for bigger fridge, microwave and a water tap and stuff. Later we saw ryan walking with jamie price..sigh. and he said he'd meet us in our room later and he did and we were going to wal mart and we walked by the pool and saw tiffany carithers getting in the hot tub. And the rovers around her like danny and allen and bryan and stuff, all needed to be shot, and her boyfriend jimmy who was probably at IU doing some other girl at a party at the same time needs shot too. Anyway. We got the stuff, ryan went to see if brittnie chandler would come get f*cked up with us, but he said her parents wanted her in the room by 11 and it was about 10:30 so the pills wouldn't affect her by then. And he said he didn't want to have jamie do it because he'd feel wrong because when he looks at her he sees the girl in 3rd grade or something even though she looks like she's 22. Well anyway. So we take the stuff ourselves and play his dreamcast and after a little bit of soulblade, we were all f*ckered up and then ryan plays Resident Evil: Codename Veronica and it looked like my imagination was making the game do the stuff, or I was dreaming it or it was just too fricken real to me. That cough and cold stuff is sweet beyond all recognition. I'm sure there's some side effect like your head falls off or you get testicular cancer or become impotent, but at the moment I feel fine. anyway... Sunday at bowling wasn't really all that much better except I was on the same lanes as jamie...and dani... and ryan, and we were talking about the night before. THat was some screwed up stuff, I don't care. It's like $5.75 a box, but I bet I could sell them for $10 a box... people aren't bright... mwuahahah, over-the-counter drug dealers.. nevermind. Anyway. It wasn't a fun weekend, it was just... interesting.
Damn, how many times am I going to be in this thing? Grampappy Joe On Planetquake!
4-30-01
Well god damn it, it's already about may and that means I have to make the april page and transfer the entries and make a new one. geez. it gets tired real quick. anyway. Just want to point out the quote of the time up there. You see, when we got to lafayette friday, I remember sitting around with chuck and adam saying how the weekend was going to be fun and how god can't get us in a hotel, and he didn't, and it was kind of fun, although the mornings sucked because of the late night over the counter medicine overdosing, causing a doped up feeling. And all of a sudden, now it's early monday morning. Sigh, and I pretty much got a total of about 2 minutes of film on my recorder and about 20 seconds of it includes dani mccarty, her friend amy and jamie price. Joy. Made that weekend count, didn't I.
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