Glossary

• Little'ns
  • Girls usually ranging from ages 10-13 that aren't nearly grown up yet, but you can just tell they're going to grow up to be jailbait.
• Jailbait
  • Girls from ages 14-16 who have grown up since their little'n days, but are still too young, by law, to have "fun" with.
• Young'ns
  • High School Girls. True, you can be a young'n and jailbait at the same time.
• Old'ns
  • Girls out of high school, usually meaning college girls, but can mean anytime after highschool.
• Old Folks Home
  • My parents house.
• Old Man Wilson
  • My dad, who lives at The Old Folks Home
• Ghettomobile
  • Adam's Car
• Pimpmobile
  • Pappy's car. awwwwww yeah
• Black'n
  • An African American hottie. It's a broad term that covers all the other 'ns.
• Pig-Dog
  • Charlie's dog that looks like a pig. It also means a lazy eye. Such as "He has pig dog eyes" or if anything's just off, like chuck's truck. "His truck has pig-dog lights"
• Weapon Of Mass Destruction In Small Quantities
  • That would be my knife I always have with me
• Handy Dandy Pen
  • My pen I always carry around with me
• Handy Dandy Knife
  • Another term for my knife
• Third Moon Of Saturn
  • This is my ex girlfriend amanda's sister. Amanda was kind of petite yet her sister is being compared to a astrological object. Think about that.
• Monkey Kids/People
  • The mentally handicapped children or adults. It's a cruel term, but come on, I made it up when I was a freshman in highschool. And they ran around like monkies. it seemed appropriate.
• Fag'n
  • A Homosexual. Thought of it after seeing a bumper sticker "2QT2BSTR8" ew
• Fat'n
  • A rather plump girl. Most likely not attractive at all
• d00d
  • It's pretty much another way of saying "dude" but it's just my own way of saying it...
• I are...
  • It means "I am" but again, it's just our own way of saying "I am"
• Peanut Butter Gang
  • The people who hang out at hardee's parking lot for hours on end. Derrived from the expression on one of the people's face, which looks like he's just thinking "peanut butter"
• Adar
  • As you can guess, is just sort of another name for Adam. I forget why he calls himself that sometimes
• Clown
  • Chuck's Dad. If he had the makeup, he'd look like Clown from the Spawn series
• Soccer Girl
  • Chuck's Sister, amy, because she plays soccer, and pappy needed a nickname to put her in his stories
• Sucking Chuck's D*ck
  • Another term for smoking a joint. I thought naming it that would be a useful deturrent from smoking weed, but apparently adam likes sucking chuck's d*ck, 2 or 3 times a night. Also because from the way things are going, that's the only way chuck's going to get his wang wet... I've said too much...
• Apelets (Ape-lets)
  • Little black kids. Adam thought of it so don't send your hate mail to me. adam993111@hotmail.com
• Watching The Patriot
  • "secret code" for boinking someone. "Yeah, we watched the patriot last night" derrived from adam saying he and melissa were going to watch the patriot, and then later said they didn't watch it, they boinked.
• We Panicked
  • Same as Watching The patriot, again derrived from adam "panicking" and taking a girl to his apartment when the cops got called on our drury inn party.
• Taking (name) To School
  • Yet again, from adam. This girl who liked adam was like "take me to school" and he did and I just assume other things happened, thus, boinking someone would be like "taking them to school"
• ...To Set Your Watch To.
  • Meaning whatever the item is you can set your watch to, is the basis for all other comparisons. Like a clock that is always right, that clock is "a clock you can set your watch to" that clock is THE clock.

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