my name is not phil says:
i p!
I.P. Daley says:
I know. what's up little mexican friend
my name is not phil says:
no comprendo englesho
GrampappyJoe says:
I believe it's inglis
my name is not phil says:
whatever, i thought you flunked spanish
GrampappyJoe says:
I may have failed it but I certainly know it's not "englesho" I should backhand you for saying englesho
GrampappyJoe says:
in fact you should go tell your dad you said englesho instead of inglis and let him smack you
my name is not phil says:
tis the season to be nice, speaking of that what did you get me for christmas
GrampappyJoe says:
oxygen. you'll be getting it tomorrow when you wake up
my name is not phil says:
thanks!
GrampappyJoe says:
I saw how much your brain was deprived of it and thought it would be best
my name is not phil says:
just like you joe always thinking. where did you get it
GrampappyJoe says:
... I found it... don't look a gift horse in the mouth, boy
my name is not phil says:
okay okay geez
GrampappyJoe says:
when I toss a dog a bone, i don't want to know if it tastes good or not
my name is not phil says:
why not
GrampappyJoe says:
because then the dog ends up missing with only it's flea collar found near a garbage disposal
my name is not phil says:
but if that type of bone gets him sick you'll be beating him down when he throws up on your shoe even though it's your own fault
GrampappyJoe says:
then I ship him to your house
my name is not phil says:
then i'll give him bones he likes and he'l rescue me when im stuck in the well
my name is not phil says:
hey are going to be on at 5 30 because the simpons are starting and i got to watch them
GrampappyJoe says:
I wish I could watch the simpsons
my name is not phil says:
why can't you
GrampappyJoe says:
you have another half hour, fool. anyway
GrampappyJoe says:
because it would be 7:30 here and they don't come on at 7:30
my name is not phil says:
over here they do
GrampappyJoe says:
well over there is ghetto
my name is not phil says:
yes it is
GrampappyJoe says:
hey you don't get your oxygen for christmas, you're going to be jehova's witnesses this year
my name is not phil says:
okay you can be muslim you could be budah
GrampappyJoe says:
buddah, and that's for buddism. muslim is allah. cripes man, if you're going to be a bigot at least be an accurate one
my name is not phil says:
well you can be twice as holly, you could be budah reincarnated in muslim form
GrampappyJoe says:
then I get shot. how about I just be joe, god of the earth
my name is not phil says:
that'll work
GrampappyJoe says:
darn right. and my first act will be to rid the world of rabid lemmings
my name is not phil says:
rabid, people always picking on the rabids
GrampappyJoe says:
I'll save one for you and we'll see how kind you are to it when it's gnawing on your elbow
my name is not phil says:
rabid lennings, i thought it said rabid learning
GrampappyJoe says:
lemmings!!! lemmings!!! damn son, you can't read either?
my name is not phil says:
its cursive!
GrampappyJoe says:
you should've learned cursive in 2nd grade yo! I can see a lot of people being entertained by this conversation...

Note: in the msn messenger window my font was a cursive looking thing. When I saved it, it put it in .txt form so it's not anymore.