Never give out your password or credit card number in an instant message conversation. Willy Nilly's Krod says: joe what happened to st6 louis GrampappyJoe says: they lost Willy Nilly's Krod says: good answer GrampappyJoe says: yeah. and if you asked why, I would say "because they scored less points than san fransisco in 9 innings" GrampappyJoe says: gotta think 4 steps ahead to beat out the competition for smartass status GrampappyJoe says: that's me Willy Nilly's Krod says: i guess so GrampappyJoe says: anything fun happen tonight? Willy Nilly's Krod says: uh, i didn't throw up at practice and that's always cool GrampappyJoe says: real men are secure enough to throw up in front of others. I never did though. guess I'm just too manly to get that queasy Willy Nilly's Krod says: usually you don't throw up by standing on the sidelines GrampappyJoe says: RDRR, I was in the whole conditioning circuit for 6 months. hard labor, I tell ya Willy Nilly's Krod says: six months dang, how could you be in it for 6 months the season is not that long GrampappyJoe says: conditioning, b. and remember I didn't play any games because I had to go to new mexico. thanks Willy Nilly's Krod says: hey if you werent the out cast and lived in gallup you could have been a football legend GrampappyJoe says: I can't help it my mom thought it would be a fun idea to join a penpal thing and meet cracker ass crackers like my dad Willy Nilly's Krod says: that's daddy cracker to you GrampappyJoe says: it's fun to tell people at work how my mom's hispanic and all that, then mutter under my breath how my dad's whiter than a polar bear eating a snowcone in a blizzard Willy Nilly's Krod says: you represent the rassa well at work? GrampappyJoe says: you betcha. I'm the resident mexican GrampappyJoe says: everyone else is cracker or black Willy Nilly's Krod says: are you the hard working guy who's alwaysmaking everyone laugh with his stupidity even though he doesn't mean too GrampappyJoe says: No I'm the guy that doesn't talk GrampappyJoe says: surprise surprise Willy Nilly's Krod says: so he wont be deported GrampappyJoe says: oh they try. adam's always trying to find the number for the INS Willy Nilly's Krod says: well your a camaflouged mexican GrampappyJoe says: it's usually only in the kitchen that people refer to me as that. otherwise i'm just the dish guy GrampappyJoe says: my name to the servers is "can you run some silverware through?" Willy Nilly's Krod says: hey atleast your making money you could be a drug dealer sleeping with beatiful women and laying in a spaw now but your climbing to the top like the grearts did GrampappyJoe says: yeah like.... um... I'll think of one... slowpoke rodriguez Willy Nilly's Krod says: who GrampappyJoe says: the guy on speedy gonzalez cartoons they decided to take away for fear of offending mexicans Willy Nilly's Krod says: oh uncle slowpoke Willy Nilly's Krod says: well they made us a raton what other insults could we take GrampappyJoe says: I just thought maybe they would have a point except the fact that speedy always outsmarts the cat and always ends up with the hot mice chicks GrampappyJoe says: I guess mexicans are mad because they always lose and end up with pug dogs Willy Nilly's Krod says: we have a lot more problems GrampappyJoe says: oh come on, you only go to school until you're 16, you drive before you even get your license, and 9 out of 10 bars let you in before you're 21. what problems Willy Nilly's Krod says: the ones i wish to not to discuss because they make me sad mexiucans have to face such bad stuff GrampappyJoe says: half cracker half mexicans do too. like today, I escort sarah from garfield's to her car because some other females want to beat her up, then she drove me back to the door and stuff. very traumatic. to someone outside the mall seeing us may have thought we were a couple. but alas, it shall never be. /me weeps Willy Nilly's Krod says: yeah it was the highlight of your month just to be in her car huh, why not joe be a man go for ity GrampappyJoe says: yes it was the highlight, but at the same time, knowing she's not having it. it sucks, b. and I've already gone for it. she's not biting into the latino heat thing... she's a crafty one Willy Nilly's Krod says: why not the latinos always get the ladies Willy Nilly's Krod says: o wait your only half that's why GrampappyJoe says: sarah's above that I guess GrampappyJoe says: maybe she's immune Willy Nilly's Krod says: no ones immune, you must not be doing something right, maybe instead of escorting her you should of wilsonated on those chicks and be a hero GrampappyJoe says: well they werent' there or I would have. I wouldn't beating down a few females in the mall parking lot for sarah's sake. apparently she's into the prettyboy punk idiots. which isn't me Willy Nilly's Krod says: people can change GrampappyJoe says: yeah when she's 22 in.... 5 years GrampappyJoe says: with my luck though she'll go to college in like florida Willy Nilly's Krod says: she's only eighteen GrampappyJoe says: 17. learn some math, b Willy Nilly's Krod says: wow, well i though gals like older guys GrampappyJoe says: so did I! but I guess not. silly females. they're the devil anyway. Willy Nilly's Krod says: well show off your age, invite her over to your house by drinking a margerrita, with a cigar and say your going to get a rated r movie, she'll be whipped GrampappyJoe says: she knows how old I am, she wouldn't come over, and I don't know how to make margaritas. and the cigars and r rated movies may be more of a reason for her to leave GrampappyJoe says: hey stop that, I'm not trying to take advice from my 14 year old cousin in new mexico GrampappyJoe says: we can't all just wear our football gameday suits and get chicks you know. hard as that may be for you to believe Willy Nilly's Krod says: well gosh if she's this difficult why would you want her Willy Nilly's Krod says: hey that's what i'll do i'll ship you mine when the seasons done Willy Nilly's Krod says: or the jacket which one GrampappyJoe says: because... she's sarah GrampappyJoe says: I have a jacket. send me a chevron with a football thing on it though Willy Nilly's Krod says: i don't have the football io have the wrestling pins and in about a month i'll have the football ones GrampappyJoe says: dammit what good are you... probably wouldn't count though since they're from new mexico... pookie could get a wrestling pin in new mexico :D GrampappyJoe says: he probably weighs more than most of the people on the team anyway :D :D :D Willy Nilly's Krod says: no gallup is the home of mutton, we have some big boys here not the farmer boys like there GrampappyJoe says: you get natural strength from bailing hay though buddy. and tossing cows Willy Nilly's Krod says: here we pick cars from the mud and throw around sheep, plus the cow think so were buff too GrampappyJoe says: no you're not. you go driving around the rocks and bowl Willy Nilly's Krod says: no that's what we do when your here, GrampappyJoe says: oh I see, trying to keep the ancient family secrets away from family... mmhmm... no more stories from PappyJ for you! Willy Nilly's Krod says: well just put it this way we do more when your here than when your not except we light a lot more fires GrampappyJoe says: fires? the rocks are flammable up there? GrampappyJoe says: I sure as hell dont' see any wood Willy Nilly's Krod says: no but the sheep are GrampappyJoe says: I didn't see any sheep either. I thought maybe you used the stray dogs and cats. they seem to be abundant Willy Nilly's Krod says: we leave the cats to grandpa GrampappyJoe says: we should all aspire to be like grandpa Willy Nilly's Krod says: yes we should GrampappyJoe says: well. be like grandpa, and also marry sarah. but that's just for me. not you. you go find your own Willy Nilly's Krod says: how come, sara sounds pretty good maybe you should bring her down to next time GrampappyJoe says: ... now it's generally my policy not to physically harm family, but in this case I may have to make an exception Willy Nilly's Krod says: that's the best part of living over hur! GrampappyJoe says: I'd gladly make that trip... like I tell adam and chuck, rule book for life is this thick |---| rule book when sarah's involved, |---------------| Willy Nilly's Krod says: i hope it has pictures GrampappyJoe says: ah ha, he's a funny one.... pictures of me inserting my foot in a test dummy to illustrate what happens Willy Nilly's Krod says: what happens when your cousin steals your girl and junior has to pay for it GrampappyJoe says: junior would only have to pay for it if he's the one that does it. and we all know that won't happen :D Hi junior Willy Nilly's Krod says: well, actions are stronger than words GrampappyJoe says: well if that were to happen, we'll see what actions happen. It's an unwritten rulebook so I can make them up as I go :) Willy Nilly's Krod says: well aren't we touchy on the sara subject, a girl should fall for someone who's so anxious to defend her --Maybe andrew's wiser beyond his years after all... -- GrampappyJoe says: darn right, but she doesn't seem to go for guys like that. she seems to gravitate towards guys who cheat on her and all that good stuff Willy Nilly's Krod says: yeah all the good girls seem to do that GrampappyJoe says: I keep trying to get over her because it's not going to happen but then stupid things like tonight happen and I have to start all over again Willy Nilly's Krod says: joe just spell her name out in forks and that should do it GrampappyJoe says: uh... yeah... I'm not sure that would though... I just have to wait for her to mentally mature and realize "hey, joe would've been the best thing for me the whole time!" and I'm in GrampappyJoe says: she's young and naive at the moment. she'll catch on soon enough. hopefully. Willy Nilly's Krod says: why wait waiting's no fun, it's also a killer GrampappyJoe says: well she's made it clear enough that right now is not the time for joe, so I gotsa wait it out GrampappyJoe says: I think it'll all be worth it if it does happen. that's enough for pappyj Willy Nilly's Krod says: well just keep praying it might make it go quicker GrampappyJoe says: but what's fun is being at garfield's and hearing guys talk about her physical attributes to me because they have absolutely no idea how good of friends me and her are or how I feel. their ignorance saves them much pain Willy Nilly's Krod says: i bet, i could see dishwasher goes crazy in indiana and kills many with a spoon GrampappyJoe says: a wooden spoon, mind you Willy Nilly's Krod says: a plastic one GrampappyJoe says: a rusty one GrampappyJoe says: hell, for sarah I'd use a large gravy boat Willy Nilly's Krod says: with hot water GrampappyJoe says: yes. I'd do anything for her... except maybe kill the president. that'd be hard to do GrampappyJoe says: I might kick him in the kneecap or something Willy Nilly's Krod says: yeah, but if you got away with it you'd be the man, hey maybe your this snipper guy Willy Nilly's Krod says: that'd be fun to see GrampappyJoe says: nah I'd rather hunt down the sniper Willy Nilly's Krod says: maybe he has a beard and a white hat that's like a robe GrampappyJoe says: maybe he's a lonely old man that wants some attention Willy Nilly's Krod says: maybe he's not real and the gov is making him up Willy Nilly's Krod says: my mom says to say GrampappyJoe says: Hiya GrampappyJoe says: well g-funk, i gotta cut this off now. I gotsa take a shower and sleep for work. gotta keep my reputation as the best damn mexican ever intact Willy Nilly's Krod says: well on that side of the miss anyway peace to all my thugs that be shot in the war of the streets, It's a TURF THING GrampappyJoe says: Gotta keep haute town free of all cubans. it's mexico property here Willy Nilly's Krod says: yeah no cubans or alaskans GrampappyJoe says: damned alaskans, whiter than most white people. cracker of all crackers... gringiest of all gringos Willy Nilly's Krod says: time to geokay before i have you cuss me out tomoorow for making you stay up all night i better jet GrampappyJoe says: smart boy. late Willy Nilly's Krod says: il be dreaming of sara i mean.. football dreaming of football GrampappyJoe says: ..... remember. tab A (my foot) inserted into slot B (your arse) Willy Nilly's Krod says: its in mind GrampappyJoe says: good. The following message could not be delivered to all recipients: good.