Pappy and Gimp Goat

<xmp> <body bgcolor="#00008b" background="/bg/blumaz.gif" text="#fffafa" link="#ff6347" alink="#00ff00" vlink="#ff0000"> </xmp> Munkee2K (2:23:53 AM): wow, the mysterious being returns to the online
Adam993111 (2:24:09 AM): yes indeed
Munkee2K (2:24:20 AM): so, how long has it been
Adam993111 (2:24:36 AM): exactly a month
Munkee2K (2:25:27 AM): seemed like a lot longer than that. hmm... well good to have you back. and don't censor anything you might say, I probably won't use this as the next conversation with joe.... :)
Adam993111 (2:25:59 AM): ah yes...I shall remember that
Munkee2K (2:26:55 AM): This most definately will NOT be used as the next conversation with joe.... :-D
Munkee2K (2:27:10 AM): so feel free to say anything about chuck or kristy or kay or sarah or nikki
Adam993111 (2:27:11 AM): eee
Adam993111 (2:27:35 AM): Charlie's a future prison bitch
Adam993111 (2:27:52 AM): Kay's marrying a mullet and has mental issues
Adam993111 (2:28:01 AM): Peggy needs a steak
Munkee2K (2:28:03 AM): well duh. you need to find a large cucumber and be like, "keep this up, and you'll have something equivalent to this in your ass all the time"
Adam993111 (2:28:21 AM): heh
Adam993111 (2:29:16 AM): and Sarah and Nikki are girls we'll never date because we look like the animals at the zoo
Munkee2K (2:29:45 AM): but I'm sure some jesse out there is a happy little goat now...
Munkee2K (2:30:04 AM): CONFIDENCE, gotta remember what kristy said. you gots confidence, you get all the bitches
Adam993111 (2:30:10 AM): jesse is one of those names I just can't take seriously
Munkee2K (2:30:49 AM): me either. hehe. stupid idiots. hya hya!
Adam993111 (2:30:59 AM): oh yeah... alright.. okay..... fucking bitch slut... you should fuck me cause I'm a sexy bitch... (tossing brick at girl's head)
Munkee2K (2:31:50 AM): then she's yours
Adam993111 (2:32:47 AM): oh yeah
Adam993111 (2:33:26 AM): although the black eye and the gash over her forehead wouldn't be very appealing
Munkee2K (2:33:40 AM): apparently in order to get women, you have to... pull guns on them constantly, claiming to think you're getting robbed.... be 5,000 miles away... be from Iran... and... Not having a job seems to be a plus
Munkee2K (2:33:53 AM): oh, can't forget the cell phone
Adam993111 (2:34:12 AM): damn... I'm none of those... I suck
Munkee2K (2:35:06 AM): awwwwww yeah, I'm unemployed, for 13 months! Time to go to the mall, just stand there and wait for them to throw themselves at me
Adam993111 (2:36:07 AM): better get a shirt that says unemployed
Munkee2K (2:36:11 AM): oh and you have to be a complete jackass, errrrrrrrr, have CONFIDENCE
Adam993111 (2:37:30 AM): I'll just walk around spitting on people and holding my genital area like a ghetto thug
Munkee2K (2:37:55 AM): better have bats to hit girls with. we'll call it the mating stick
Adam993111 (2:38:07 AM): I like the New Feature
Munkee2K (2:38:14 AM): Me too
Munkee2K (2:38:25 AM): holy shit how could I forget. you have to cheat on them too
Adam993111 (2:38:35 AM): oh yeah.. of course
Adam993111 (2:38:44 AM): hell... cheat on them right in front of them
Munkee2K (2:38:54 AM): heck yeah, they'll be ours forever
Adam993111 (2:41:05 AM): I think I'll just walk into Garfield's with a hammer and pick out the girl I want
Munkee2K (2:42:21 AM): well nikki, duh
Munkee2K (2:42:39 AM): you'll have to hit somewhere she can easily cover up. like go for the spine
Munkee2K (2:42:47 AM): paralyzing them is as good as saying will you marry me
Adam993111 (2:43:14 AM): they won't even press charges.. aw yeah
Munkee2K (2:44:30 AM): well they don't want to marry someone with a criminal record... wait.. yeah they do. make her press charges
Adam993111 (2:45:18 AM): I shall
Munkee2K (2:46:17 AM): also have to bum money off them all the time and never pay them back.
Adam993111 (2:46:44 AM): then borrow their car and park it into a tree
Munkee2K (2:47:40 AM): heh, park it into a tree. that has to be the best single line I've heard in awhile
Adam993111 (2:48:28 AM): I'll have to use that line instead of wrapping a car around a tree for a while
Adam993111 (2:49:22 AM): oh... Kristy has the flu and says she is going to die
Munkee2K (2:49:27 AM): I've come up with a fail-proof ultimate pickup line:
Hi, I like to beat up women and cheat on them and peanut butter and I'm broke so can I borrow 5 bucks?"
Munkee2K (2:49:46 AM): hey sounds like you when you have the sniffles. adam has to be on his deathbed once every 5 or 6 months
Adam993111 (2:50:32 AM): I have noticed that I seem a bit more healthy since I stopped smoking the bad grass
Munkee2K (2:50:49 AM): yeah see. that's why charlie's the epitome of health these days
Adam993111 (2:51:41 AM): speaking of being healthy... it's starting to get warm again, so we should start playing tennis and the batting cages now that I have in the clear from being broke
Adam993111 (2:52:03 AM): just need the god damn car
Munkee2K (2:52:09 AM): I went to the batting cages after you shoo'ed me away from garfield's so you can mack on nikki. I sucked. I couldn't hit poo
Adam993111 (2:52:43 AM): well... it was hard to mack on Nikki when moments before.. Ken pissed her off
Adam993111 (2:52:52 AM): she was in a good mood too
Adam993111 (2:53:12 AM): oh well... I'm just waiting for her to quit now anyway
Munkee2K (2:53:36 AM): nah. and if she does think about it, just tell her to stay to piss ken off. she'd get more joy out of staying and pissing ken off
Adam993111 (2:53:52 AM): I told her that
Adam993111 (2:54:06 AM): but she's like... well I don't think it's worth it
Adam993111 (2:55:11 AM): hell if anything... I can bet I'm one of the few or only person to actually talk to her about it and try and talk her out of leaving
Munkee2K (2:55:43 AM): got something on your nose there............ anyway. brownie points! see you'll be the only one she misses and you can get her number and stuff.
Adam993111 (2:56:20 AM): ......
Adam993111 (2:56:22 AM): maybe
Adam993111 (2:56:34 AM): doubt it... and even if I did.. I doubt anything good would come from it
Munkee2K (2:57:10 AM): yeah well, nothing worse than never talking to her again
Munkee2K (2:57:30 AM): and now joe gets to think about mr. jesse until you check her profile again and it says single
Adam993111 (2:57:36 AM): but of course I'd try anyway.. I never do what would be the best judgment or what would keep my mental state good
Adam993111 (2:58:03 AM): another one month b/f
Munkee2K (2:58:16 AM): hell I like her just because she makes it a point to try and get me to talk. more people should be like that
Adam993111 (2:59:10 AM): yeah I know
Munkee2K (2:59:35 AM): as stated before, you can talk when you have to, but I can't. at all. what a great gift god has bestowed to me...
Adam993111 (3:00:02 AM): for some reason... I'm attracted to the quiet, shy ones... probably just because I think they are easier to get to know because they are like me in that way
Munkee2K (3:00:14 AM): or the challenge...
Adam993111 (3:00:23 AM): challenge?
Munkee2K (3:00:49 AM): hey, maybe that's why nikki keeps trying to get me to talk. she'll feel special or something to get adam's silent friend to actually talk to her. like a prize or something. or something....... nevermind. (:(|)
Adam993111 (3:01:26 AM): I think it's easier to talk to a shy person just because I know how I feel when someone talks to me first
Munkee2K (3:01:52 AM): that too
Adam993111 (3:01:55 AM): which is why I want to talk to the shy blonde chick
Munkee2K (3:02:22 AM): now now, be respectful of the females. the shy blonde bitch... well, it seems girls like to be called that for some reason
Adam993111 (3:02:27 AM): Nikki is definitely a challenge
Adam993111 (3:02:49 AM): oh sorry.. stupid shy blonde slut whore
Munkee2K (3:02:50 AM): nikki's off a little... she seems like she'd be stuck up or something, but she's like... not
Munkee2K (3:02:55 AM): that's more like it
Adam993111 (3:03:38 AM): I already have my first words... How do you like the job so far?
Munkee2K (3:04:09 AM): that's so.. common though. that's like signing someone's yearbook "have a nice summer"
Adam993111 (3:04:21 AM): I know, but what else do I got?
Adam993111 (3:04:28 AM): unless I wait for her to talk to me first
Munkee2K (3:04:32 AM): just hit her with something really hot
Adam993111 (3:04:32 AM): which I won't
Adam993111 (3:05:04 AM): I'll just ask her to go tell Ralph something for me and she'll be fine
Munkee2K (3:05:10 AM): heh
Munkee2K (3:05:18 AM): hey, then she'll be ralph's woman. can't have that
Adam993111 (3:05:21 AM): then kick Ralph's ass
Munkee2K (3:05:29 AM): have ralph do it and take credit for the third degree burns
Adam993111 (3:06:38 AM): the thing about sarah is.... she's pretty quick on giving up on her boyfriends
Munkee2K (3:06:55 AM): yes. that's quite discouraging
Munkee2K (3:07:30 AM): just imagine how long she'd stay with someone like me, who is nothing but excitement! oh yeah! never a dull moment when joe's around..................
Adam993111 (3:08:21 AM): she just doesn't have a clue what type of guy she wants
Munkee2K (3:08:39 AM): well it's not a peanut buttery person, it's not the cell phone guy, it's not the jap. must be me!!......................
Adam993111 (3:09:30 AM): who knows
Adam993111 (3:10:05 AM): but man... screw up once and you're out of the game
Munkee2K (3:10:33 AM): well there was that one guy who cheated on her and she stayed with him... that only strengthens the thought that you have to be an asshole to keep a girl
Adam993111 (3:11:05 AM): I guess
Adam993111 (3:11:37 AM): god damn it.. this thing is working all slow now cause it's getting stormy out
Munkee2K (3:12:06 AM): *ahem* "good sleeping weather! peanut butter"
Adam993111 (3:12:53 AM): well... I'm not sleeping so it's not cool
Adam993111 (3:14:01 AM): I wonder if Nikki has a b/f
Munkee2K (3:14:09 AM): if she doesn't, she's a lesbian
Munkee2K (3:14:27 AM): with an ass you can set your watch to
Adam993111 (3:14:39 AM): she probably does
Adam993111 (3:15:08 AM): sarah never talks about her b/f or ever sounds like she's not single, but she isn't
Adam993111 (3:15:34 AM): Nikki is a girl that you can set your watch to any part of her body
Munkee2K (3:15:35 AM): exactly. same shit she pulled with me. I'd never ever know if she even had a boyfriend without having to see her profile.
Munkee2K (3:15:55 AM): well yeah, but her ass is so much above the rest you barely notice anything else :)
Adam993111 (3:16:09 AM): oh yeah
Munkee2K (3:16:20 AM): well, until she's sitting down
Adam993111 (3:16:35 AM): she's just perfect, but 16
Munkee2K (3:16:35 AM): egad, we're 20 and 21, talking about a 16 year old hostess..............
Munkee2K (3:16:52 AM): we're sad, sad people
Adam993111 (3:17:20 AM): don't feel bad... everyone else in the kitchen is just like me, but I'm the only one that talks to her for the most part
Munkee2K (3:17:31 AM): welle veryone else is like 30
Munkee2K (3:17:32 AM): or something
Adam993111 (3:18:08 AM): and I think that's because I'm one of the only people that haven't made sexually comments towards her
Munkee2K (3:18:12 AM): good thing is, nikki doesn't take too kindly to guys who are "confident" she seems to think they're asses
Adam993111 (3:18:19 AM): yep
Adam993111 (3:18:30 AM): she might be our type, but we aren't hers
Munkee2K (3:18:31 AM): I think confident is going to be the word of the month
Adam993111 (3:18:58 AM): going to start a new feature are ya?
Munkee2K (3:19:31 AM): I suppose I could, but I'm just saying, I can see me using the word confident or confidence a lot
Munkee2K (3:19:36 AM): we'll have to thank kristy for it :)
Adam993111 (3:20:04 AM): it'd be just like one year ago today
Adam993111 (3:20:39 AM): yep
Adam993111 (3:20:59 AM): but I'd say so far this year... the best day I've had was May 1, 2002
Munkee2K (3:21:06 AM): me too
Munkee2K (3:21:15 AM): actually..... the past 2 years, the best day was may 1, 2002
Adam993111 (3:21:17 AM): heh... everybody had a good day
Munkee2K (3:21:23 AM): except who?
Adam993111 (3:21:42 AM): POOH!!!!
Munkee2K (3:21:45 AM): Mwuahahah
Munkee2K (3:22:07 AM): Who the hell gets arrested for stealing cigs at wal mart when you have the money to pay for them
Adam993111 (3:22:26 AM): that's good stuff right there
Munkee2K (3:22:35 AM): that it is. whoever's reading this is probably amused
Adam993111 (3:22:47 AM): probably
Munkee2K (3:23:41 AM): wow. lightning good
Adam993111 (3:23:56 AM): in a way... I'd like to look back when we think about the year once it gets closer to 2003, and say that May 1 was the best day because it would piss Charlie off, but I'd like to think there will be even better days ahead
Adam993111 (3:23:58 AM): damn
Adam993111 (3:24:11 AM): which I think there will be
Munkee2K (3:24:15 AM): only if he gets arrested for stupid shit again.
Adam993111 (3:24:21 AM): nah
Munkee2K (3:24:25 AM): I bet he feels really good thinking I don't know about it :)
Munkee2K (3:24:48 AM): I'll wait for the right moment to let him know that I know. when it'll piss him off really good
Adam993111 (3:25:17 AM): oh one of these days he'll find out and get pissed
Adam993111 (3:25:28 AM): ...
Adam993111 (3:25:31 AM): stupid thing
Munkee2K (3:25:45 AM): I like how tonight he tried saying on your birthday he was watching tv and fell asleep til 2:30am. heh
Adam993111 (3:25:56 AM): that was funny
Adam993111 (3:26:00 AM): I almost busted up
Munkee2K (3:26:28 AM): there's been a few times I almost blew my cover because there was such good things I could've said that would've pissed him off good
Adam993111 (3:26:41 AM): I just wanted to say... yeah... good thing we didn't get pulled over... we would have gone to jail
Munkee2K (3:27:00 AM): heh, he'd have looked at you and I'd be laughing my ass off as well. and he'd still think I didn't know
Adam993111 (3:27:24 AM): all you have to say is that you want to go to Wal-Mart to find something and Charlie will get mad
Munkee2K (3:27:42 AM): heh "I feel like getting some cigs, let's go to wal mart, guys" :)
Adam993111 (3:28:35 AM): see... there will be a happy day ahead because we know how charlie will react when he finds out that you know he got put in the hole for a few hours
Munkee2K (3:29:06 AM): ah well. we've spent far too much time on charlie. I'm looking forward to our next trip to bw3s
Adam993111 (3:29:14 AM): same here
Adam993111 (3:29:55 AM): Kristy needs to get wednesday's off
Munkee2K (3:30:13 AM): I know. I need people to buy me jack and coke :)
Adam993111 (3:31:35 AM): damn.. this thing is going real slow
Munkee2K (3:31:46 AM): maybe we should end our happy conversing for the night
Adam993111 (3:31:58 AM): yeah... maybe so... stupid weather
Munkee2K (3:32:18 AM): you need to start participating on the message board though. it's really good stuff :)
Adam993111 (3:32:26 AM): I shall
Adam993111 (3:32:48 AM): what time do you think you'll want to go out tomorrow?
Munkee2K (3:33:01 AM): I dunno. what time do you need to do stuff. before 6, obviously
Adam993111 (3:33:15 AM): I'd say around 3:30ish or 4
Munkee2K (3:33:23 AM): k. guess I'll go around 4
Adam993111 (3:33:27 AM): alright
Munkee2K (3:33:33 AM): late
Adam993111 (3:33:38 AM): well.. I'm going to get off of here
Adam993111 (3:33:41 AM): later