PookieTheKitty: meow. feed me
Tokiko123: lol
Tokiko123: pookie!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Tokiko123: im such a big fan
PookieTheKitty: yes, tis I. please, hold your applause, I'm
flattered, really.
Tokiko123: aww! can i pet you ?????
PookieTheKitty: Sure thing, but if I bite, it's nature, not
anything personal ^-^
Tokiko123: aww... nm im to scared
PookieTheKitty: ok but it's your loss, chicky baby. Whooha.
smoothest cat on earth
Tokiko123: *pets*
PookieTheKitty: sweet... wait I'm female... oh well, cats are used
to licking fur ;-)
Tokiko123: lol
PookieTheKitty: dammit joe's going to see this and make fun of
me because his cat's a lesbian
Just so you know, it gets really REALLY weird from here
Tokiko123: are you really?
Tokiko123: does joe...molest you? is that why ur like that??
PookieTheKitty: ...yes. I've been wanting to tell someone but I
didn't know who I could trust... *sob*
Tokiko123: ACK THAT BASTARD
PookieTheKitty: I guess joe turned me lesbian, like he does every
girl he meets.
Tokiko123: really..woahj i never thought joe was a player
Tokiko123: so like do u like it when he molests u...i mean err
Tokiko123: thinking outloud..
Tokiko123: i mean do u like..taking uhh baths
PookieTheKitty: never take baths. joe neglects me too. that
asshole!
Tokiko123: MOFO!! ack how sad
Tokiko123: aww if you lived with me i could take care of u..really good care of u if u didnt
mind my cawhaws...
PookieTheKitty: whoa what's a cawhaw, that sounds pretty
anti-cat
Tokiko123: they are :-( but id get u ur own room
Tokiko123: *bribes*
PookieTheKitty: I think I could make it. I'm pretty good with my
claws. Have to be to live with joe
Tokiko123: what does he make u use the claws for *gasp*
PookieTheKitty: no no no, not like that. I mean to defend myself
when he tries to touch me in bad places. sometimes I get away
but sometimes... he's just too powerful. *sniff*
Tokiko123: o m g that is soo SAD!!!!!
Tokiko123: what a sick mother fu.....
Tokiko123: poor pookie!!!!
PookieTheKitty: I only pray he doesn't come out of his room from
watching porn and catch me telling on him. he deserves it
anyway!
PookieTheKitty: you've seen the pictures he's taken of me,
against my will. Imagine the ones he doesn't put up there
Tokiko123: o m g im so sorry
Tokiko123: why dont u try running away
PookieTheKitty: it's ok. I'll live. I hope.
I can never find a way outside. if only his mom and dad
knew, they'd surely let me free...
Tokiko123: aww
Tokiko123: *pets*
Tokiko123: i really like you
Tokiko123: i think im growing attached as we speak.....
Tokiko123: id be good to you better then jjoe
Tokiko123: come live with me ..
PookieTheKitty: I can't get out of here, much less get to cali, or I
would. I'd much rather live with a hot chick than this ogre.
OH what a world we live in...
Tokiko123: an orge lol
Tokiko123: your so bad kitty!
PookieTheKitty: He's molesting me and letting me be dirty and
I'm a bad kitty! how fickle you girls are...
Tokiko123: u kno u like it....
Tokiko123: i mean uhh
Tokiko123: no no..
Tokiko123: i mean yea thats mean of him
Tokiko123: really mean
PookieTheKitty: now that you mention it, it was weird at first,
but now... I dunno... seems kinda kinky...
Tokiko123: LOLLLL
Tokiko123: AHAHAHa
Tokiko123: im gonna go take a shower and some stuff ill talk to u later then
PookieTheKitty: alright. think I'll go see if joe's awake :-)
Tokiko123: HAHAHa
Tokiko123: u little perv u
PookieTheKitty: teehee
Tokiko123: ill try to make hints to him later to give u a bath
Tokiko123: perv kitten
Tokiko123: bye
PookieTheKitty: bye
I don't care what you think, that's some funny sh*t!