<xmp> <body bgcolor="#00008b" background="/bg/blumaz.gif" text="#fffafa" link="#ff6347" alink="#00ff00" vlink="#ff0000"> </xmp> PookieTheKitty: meow. feed me
Tokiko123
: lol
Tokiko123: pookie!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Tokiko123: im such a big fan
PookieTheKitty: yes, tis I. please, hold your applause, I'm flattered, really.
Tokiko123
: aww! can i pet you ?????
PookieTheKitty: Sure thing, but if I bite, it's nature, not anything personal ^-^
Tokiko123
: aww... nm im to scared
PookieTheKitty: ok but it's your loss, chicky baby. Whooha. smoothest cat on earth
Tokiko123
: *pets*
PookieTheKitty: sweet... wait I'm female... oh well, cats are used to licking fur ;-)
Tokiko123: lol
PookieTheKitty: dammit joe's going to see this and make fun of me because his cat's a lesbian

Just so you know, it gets really REALLY weird from here

Tokiko123: are you really?
Tokiko123: does joe...molest you? is that why ur like that??
PookieTheKitty: ...yes. I've been wanting to tell someone but I didn't know who I could trust... *sob*
Tokiko123
: ACK THAT BASTARD
PookieTheKitty: I guess joe turned me lesbian, like he does every girl he meets.
Tokiko123
: really..woahj i never thought joe was a player
Tokiko123: so like do u like it when he molests u...i mean err
Tokiko123: thinking outloud..
Tokiko123: i mean do u like..taking uhh baths
PookieTheKitty: never take baths. joe neglects me too. that asshole!
Tokiko123
: MOFO!! ack how sad
Tokiko123: aww if you lived with me i could take care of u..really good care of u if u didnt mind my cawhaws...
PookieTheKitty: whoa what's a cawhaw, that sounds pretty anti-cat
Tokiko123
: they are :-( but id get u ur own room
Tokiko123: *bribes*
PookieTheKitty: I think I could make it. I'm pretty good with my claws. Have to be to live with joe
Tokiko123
: what does he make u use the claws for *gasp*
PookieTheKitty: no no no, not like that. I mean to defend myself when he tries to touch me in bad places. sometimes I get away but sometimes... he's just too powerful. *sniff*
Tokiko123
: o m g that is soo SAD!!!!!
Tokiko123: what a sick mother fu.....
Tokiko123: poor pookie!!!!
PookieTheKitty: I only pray he doesn't come out of his room from watching porn and catch me telling on him. he deserves it anyway!
PookieTheKitty
: you've seen the pictures he's taken of me, against my will. Imagine the ones he doesn't put up there
Tokiko123
: o m g im so sorry
Tokiko123: why dont u try running away
PookieTheKitty: it's ok. I'll live. I hope.

I can never find a way outside. if only his mom and dad knew, they'd surely let me free...

Tokiko123
: aww
Tokiko123: *pets*
Tokiko123: i really like you
Tokiko123: i think im growing attached as we speak.....
Tokiko123: id be good to you better then jjoe
Tokiko123: come live with me ..
PookieTheKitty: I can't get out of here, much less get to cali, or I would. I'd much rather live with a hot chick than this ogre. OH what a world we live in...
Tokiko123
: an orge lol
Tokiko123: your so bad kitty!
PookieTheKitty: He's molesting me and letting me be dirty and I'm a bad kitty! how fickle you girls are...
Tokiko123
: u kno u like it....
Tokiko123: i mean uhh
Tokiko123: no no..
Tokiko123: i mean yea thats mean of him
Tokiko123: really mean
PookieTheKitty: now that you mention it, it was weird at first, but now... I dunno... seems kinda kinky...
Tokiko123
: LOLLLL
Tokiko123: AHAHAHa
Tokiko123: im gonna go take a shower and some stuff ill talk to u later then
PookieTheKitty: alright. think I'll go see if joe's awake :-)
Tokiko123: HAHAHa
Tokiko123: u little perv u
PookieTheKitty: teehee
Tokiko123
: ill try to make hints to him later to give u a bath
Tokiko123: perv kitten
Tokiko123: bye
PookieTheKitty: bye

I don't care what you think, that's some funny sh*t!