<xmp> <body bgcolor="#00008b" background="http://gallery.angelfire.com/webelements/Backgrounds/Backgrounds_1/56.jpg" text="#fffafa" link="#ff6347" alink="#00ff00" vlink="#ff0000"> </xmp> Munkee2K (7:14:43 PM): hello, and welcome to another riveting installment of Conversations With Joe!
DSUButterfly (7:17:20 PM)
: ok....
Munkee2K (7:18:16 PM): today's guest is the always exciting and sometimes sarcastic mary mcmaster. how you doing today
DSUButterfly (7:20:24 PM)
: whatever
Munkee2K (7:21:03 PM): oops my bad... Today's guest is the SOMEtimes exciting and sometimes sarcastic mary mcmaster. there that sounds better
Munkee2K (7:22:57 PM)
: Oh now now, it's not like I'm going to put this on my site as a new section labeled Conversations with Joe, although that'd be a fun idea. but anyway. what's up
DSUButterfly (7:25:29 PM)
: nm

At this point, she's totally trying to kill my show, so had to pull out the big guns.

Munkee2K (7:26:00 PM): Exciting! Yesterday I got a hold of a spongebob squarepants tongue barbell. is that wacky wild stuff or what?
DSUButterfly (7:26:44 PM)
: nice
Munkee2K (7:29:21 PM): That's what I said! Of course there was this long line of people surrounding the glass case with all that good stuff in there so I had to wait like 20 minutes. Don't you hate it when that happens?
DSUButterfly (7:29:56 PM)
: -shrugs-
Munkee2K (7:30:36 PM): I mean, you go there, you clearly see they have spongebob piercing paraphernalia, however that's spelled, and then it takes like forever because other people don't know what they want! What's up with that?
DSUButterfly (7:32:02 PM)
: you'll get over it
Munkee2K (7:33:11 PM): Well of course I got over it, I now have spongebob resting safely in my mouth. Well, whether you consider it safely is a matter of opinion. Mwuahhahaha. No but seriously. What's new in your life? I hear you have a great new guy.
DSUButterfly (7:33:33 PM)
: yes I do.
Munkee2K (7:34:10 PM): And how is he. Does he remind you of me back in the day, or do I give myself way too much credit? :)
DSUButterfly (7:34:33 PM)
: you give yourself way too much credit.
Munkee2K (7:36:11 PM): Zing! Boy that stings. No really, so what's he like?
DSUButterfly (7:38:40 PM)
: what do you mean?
Munkee2K (7:39:23 PM): Hmm... I don't know really. Usually everyone starts off with the "smart, funny" and go from there
DSUButterfly (7:40:11 PM)
: he's sweet, smart, cool as hell...hot as hell..
Munkee2K (7:41:30 PM): Cool and Hot as hell. What a combo! Well I'm glad you found a good guy. Your past is full of monkies like a talented writer and humorous guy I know... :)
DSUButterfly (7:45:51 PM)
: ok.
Munkee2K (7:50:21 PM): Well he sure sounds nice, be sure keep a hold of him k?
DSUButterfly (7:53:15 PM)
: I plan on it.
DSUButterfly (7:53:27 PM): he owns either 30 or 40 acres of land where he's building a house.
Munkee2K (7:54:10 PM): That's good, the world has enough single people, no need to add to it. Wow, that sounds like some good corn and wheat growing right there I say.
DSUButterfly (7:58:43 PM)
: very funny.
Munkee2K (7:59:22 PM): Heh, sorry, had to get in that Mississippi blast. Well that's all the time we have, so tune in next time for Conversations With Joe! Thanks to Mary for being a good sport. Goodnight everyone. *crowd applauses, roll credits, fade out*

This was a tough and challenging thing to pull through, but I did. Now I know I can accomplish anything talking to anyone :)