Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has
started to dig.
I would not allow this student to breed.
This student has delusions of adequacy.
Student is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
Student sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.
The student has a "full six-pack" but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together.
This child has been working with too much glue.
When student's IQ reaches 50, you should sell.
The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.
If this student were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice
a week.
It's impossible to believe that the sperm that created this child beat
out 1,000,000 others.
The wheel is turning but the hamster is definitely dead.
Lower than a miner's footprint. Go back and review.
I was once teaching about reciprocal actions. You know, like I
love him, and he loves me, so we love each other. So I asked the
student to come up with an example. So he said I jump with my wife,
and my wife jumps with me, so, WE JUMP EACH OTHER!
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