Examine Your Options
Go ahead....Click on it. It'll make you smile
"Anyone who has a continuous smile on his face conceals a toughness that is almost frightening"
"I never said, 'I want to be alone.' I only said,'I want to be left alone.' There is all the differance in the world"
"Give me a whiskey...gingerale on the side. And don't be stingey, baby!"
Greta Garbo
COMPARISONS II
Subtitle: Optional Illusions
Lightning - follow the path of least resistance. Temporary but can cause immense damage.
Tennis Game - return to sender aggressively.
Hot Potato - similar to tennis game. Substitute fear for aggression.
Thanksgiving Dinner - involves digestion,nutrition and elimination.
Buffet Style - only choose palatable morsels. leave that which is unpleasant to others.
Aces and Eights - shoot them in the back.
Missionary Position - get royally screwed then turn the other cheek.
Sacher-Masoch - get royally screwed then beg for more.
Sgt. Shultz - I see nothing...I hear nothing...I know nothing.
Tall In The Saddle - (this needs reworking. i was very wrong)
Vlad Dracul - sit on it untill you die.
Sweet Surrender - "Come unto me, all ye who labour and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest" Matthew 11:28
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MOONLIGHT REVELATIONS
Subtitle: And Gord Said Let There Be Light
1. The country of Mali could not possibly exist because he has never heard of it. "They" are making it up.
2. Endless recycling of clothing is not fully appreciated by the public. Both legs do not have to be covered by the same pair of pants. All sleeves, seats, legs are interchangable.
3. The nazi's are still out there waiting to conquer the world.
4. Ditto the japs
5. Hand brakes for bicycles are too high tech.
6. Everybody came from somewhere else. To identify ancestral homelands is to identify imperfections. If you are Chinee then you must be tricky.
7. Tools required to build better children: an iron hand and a belt.
Old Gord was hit by a bus last year and died instantly. Apparently he couldn't part the traffic.....
The way of a fool is right in his own eyes: but he that hearkeneth unto counsel is wise
Proverbs 12:15
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Things To Do Today
Subtitle: Her Day At A Glance
Pay printer for "ozone depletion awareness" pamphlets
Pick up styrofoam cups for picnic
Send donation to humane society
Phone Claire for that new veal recipe
Pick up sunscreen for kids
Tanning bed at 10 am
Set up booth for cancer society daffodil sale
Buy a carton of cigarettes
Church missions committee meeting at 1:30
Phone police about the bag lady in the park
Take kids to see substance abuse film at library
Call Dr.Brown and Dr.Davies to renew valium prescriptions
Tell significant others how special they are etc. etc.
"Be ye doers of the word, and not hearers only, deceiving your own selves"
James 1:22
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'If everybody just minded their own business,' the Duchess said in a hoarse growl, 'the world would go round a great deal faster than it does.' 'Which would not be an advantage,' said Alice, who felt very glad to get an opportunity of showing off a little of her knowledge. 'Just think what work it would make with the day and night! You see the earth takes 24 hours to turn on it's axis.....' 'Talking of axes,' said the Duchess, 'chop off her head!'
Alice's Adventures In Wonderland
And there arose a discussion among them, which of them should be greatest. And Jesus perceiving the thought of their heart, took a child, and set him by him, and said unto them, Whosoever shall receive this child in my name receiveth me: and whosoever shall receive me receiveth him that sent me: for he that is least among you all, the same shall be great
Luke 9: 46-48
Janet's Journey has been put away for now. I no longer have information about this journey. However, my thoughts and prayers remain the same...for courage and comfort and clarity. May the path be lit by His Love
And then I said...
Guest Book
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MY FAVOURITE LINKS
Littledeb's page :)
VISIT THE ALMIGHTY JANET'S PAGE!
The Welsh Connection
barakets on a good day
We call it down under but the Aussies like to think that they're on top and the rest of the world has it wrong
caz's whimsical corner
and take her a cup of Tim Horton's
Email:
garboland@hotmail.com
