Living on Earth is expensive,
but it does include a free trip
around the sun every year.![]() How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on. ![]() Birthdays are good for you; the more you have, the longer you live. ![]() Happiness comes through doors you didn't even know you left open. ![]() Ever notice that the people who are late are often much jollier than the people who have to wait for them? ![]() Most of us go to our grave with our music still inside of us. ![]() If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, how come nothing is free yet? ![]() You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person. ![]() Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
Don't cry because it's over;
smile because it happened. |