 Never Say This To A Cop!1. I cant reach my License unless you hold my Beer. 2.Sorry Officer. I didnt realize my radar detector wasnt plugged in.  3. Arent you the guy from the Village People? 4. Hey you must've been doing about 125 to keep up with me. Good job!  5. Are you Andy or Barney? 6. I thought you had to be in relatively good condition to be a Police Officer. 7. You're not gonna check the trunk are you? 8. I pay your Salary! 9. Gee officer thast terrific! The last Officer only gave me a warning too!  10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does. 11. I was just trying to keep up with traffic. yes I know there are no other cars around. thats how far ahead of me they are. 12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyeslook glazed, have you been eating doughnuts"? |