CUSTOMER: *comes in with a ViaVoice microphone* I'd like to return
this.
DUSTY: OK, no problem. What seems to be the problem with it?
CUSTOMER: It won't plug into my toilet.
DUSTY: *blink blink* o.O; Umm.... so you're trying to plug your microphone...
into... your toilet?
CUSTOMER: Yes.
DUSTY: As far as I know, there's not a toilet that is voice-activated...
maybe you're trying to plug it into the wrong appliance...?
On a sidenote, this customer was eventually ejected from the store... DUSTY: *counts down his drawer at work*
AMANDA (supervisor): How come you have all of these checks in your
drawer? You're not supposed to have any!
DUSTY: Really? I took all those checks and entered them correctly...
AMANDA: But register 50 has a check total of zero.
DUSTY: I was on register 41.
AMANDA: Oh! Well then... *sweatdrop*
This must be heard to be beleived. This was during a phone conversation
with Jo. It's a WAV file. Click here to listen.
KOKO'S MOM: So did I hear you right? Did you say brain rape?
DUSTY: Yes, yes you did.
