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Dusty's Quotes of RandomnessTM
"Quickies"

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"As my COUp compatriot Brandon would say, 'That is horrible and it makes me want to die.'"
        --Chico's reaction to my "doctored" picture courtesy of Kuramizu

"Hey. Thats it."
        --uterodumb and his "wordy" email

"Let me turn on my thingies..."
        --C. Michael

"1-2-3-OPEN!"
        --one of the operations seniors makes up a new opening cheer

"Yes, Octopus Prime...oops. Uh.... yeah. That's it. OCTOPUS Prime. You know who you are......"
        --Owen

"It's the kind of day where you want to stick your head in a toilet and flush."
        --Co-worker from Blockbuster

"Make sure to have the checks tech it."
        --Amanda, the operations supervisor

"We love to share drugs around here!"
        --My mother, at work

"You are now dubbed the LiveJournal Code Pimp." *hits Dusty with fairy wand*
        --Kokoryta

"How do you become an expert on gas? Do you have to, like, taste test it?"
        --uterodumb

"Tuck your socks into your pants, there are fairies about!" "Toasty waffles! Toasty waffles!"
        --Randomness at Kokoryta's V-Anime club

"Oh no! Now I have to make ANOTHER incident call to Corporate."
        --Me, while working at Blockbuster on a very weird day which included a car fire and sexual harassment o.O;

"It's a headless bunny!"
        --me

"There should be a miniature samurai riding a Zamboni that cleans the grill."
        --Barry (Koko's mom's fiancee)

"Ginger sauce, ginger sauce, ginger all the way..."
        --John, our chef from Fuji Restaurant

"Wha? Beans cause people to lump?"
        --Koko's mom

"Oh my God! Someone shot my butt!"
        --me

"Oooh, kinky..."
        --Diane holding a keyboard wrist rest

"Why is there a gear shift on the skyline?"
        --Diane

"Only poke it if  you absolutely have to."
        --Cliff the Technician

"Yes I do Yahoo. I have for 26 years now; I've tried to quit 18 times but failed each. I'm on the Yahoo Patch now. Hopefully that will do some good."
        --Chuckles

"If you were the dj for a dance, and you switch the type of music you're playing for the crowd of enthusiastic dancers, and the enthusiastic crowd suddenly thins out, leaving a scattering of devoted dancers who are now vaguely bouncing up and down while they stare at you with the betrayed eyes of a kitten given into the hands of Farfie and his Cuisinart, would this not indicate to you that you shouldn't be playing this new music anymore and should go back to the former genre?"
        --Em

"Yuki squealed as his wee wee went boom boom!"
        --An example of bad yaoi fanfiction