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RUSH THE "BRAVE" WARRIOR

Daniel T. Michael
2003

Rush Limbaugh's military induction was coming
to pass. So he had his family Doctor
Look up his ass!

"Not me, not me," this young "PATRIOT" roared
"I have a medical condition that can't
be ignored."

"It makes me 4F," he cried to those who
could hear. "I have an ingrown hair
piercing my rear!"

"It's plain inconvenient to fight a war off
so far." He pled to the Doctor who
had wedged his butt cheeks ajar.

"Of course I hate commies, they are the
greatest EVIL that I know, but why
can't some kid from the ghetto
take up a weapon
and go?

"I have a job, a real important job, spinning
45's, at a radio station half owned
By my dad."

"My duties are essential, and I can't be
replaced. Those hippie draft dodgers
are an American disgrace."

"I have a future I'm unwilling to risk.
That's why I thank God for
my PILONIDAL CYST."

"My brother David wasn't near as lucky.
He needed the National Guard to
complete his Nam ducking!"

"There will be wars that I will endorse. I'll
lead the cheers from a microphone
When Republicans use force."

"USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA"

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