It is better to be a woman:
1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
3. Taxis stop for us.
4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
5. No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the Speedo.
6. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
8. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear end.
9. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
10. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
11. We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
12. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look like an idiot.
13. We will never regret piercing our ears.
14. There are times when chocolate really can solve all our problems.
15. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway.

Send this to all the bright women you know and make their day!


1. Just pointing out the fact we’re better to be women because we got off the Titanic first it sick. If you look at the results, not all women got off. It’s a gross situation what happen that night and I don’t think it’s right to take It for granted and state women are better because of it.

2. Scaring bosses to get out of work is a pansy thing to do. If you’re going to have a job- do it. Don’t get out because you’ve got fake disorders.

3. Taxis stop for not only women but men and children as well. You want to know why? They want money!

4. I look like a frog when I dance, what’s wrong with that? It’s funny how girls think all girls can dance.

5. What’s wrong with Speedo’s?

6. You fool! You says all guys do that anyway?

7. No body cares if guys don’t shave a lot. No body cares if girls don’t shave a lot.

8. That’s so stereotyping. Guys do that just as much as girls do.

9. They’re not checking, they’re scratching. Get your facts straight.

10. Wow, this one is so stupid. I don’t know any guy you comes to school with no clothes or clothes on backwards. In the line of dressing with “style” that’s all in personal opinion.

11. If you actual asked guys how much they did that, I’d know you were lying if you said over 40% of the guys you asked.

12. You marry some one because you love them and want to spend the rest of your life with them. Age doesn’t matter legally after 18, either way if you love some one: age shouldn’t matter at all. Neither should thinking of what others are going to say.

13. I know some girls who do. Wow you ladies don’t see the light too much do you?

14. Chocolate sucks. It doesn’t do anything except make you fat and grumpier.

15. That’s just mean, and notice how guys will tell you you’re a sexist bitch for writing something like this in your presences. Don’t think they’re scared of you because you think you can write a letter. Being sexist is horrible and you’re adding it on to your self.

This letter didn’t make me have a great day, it made me think: How many girls are actually going to get a boost of self confidence this way? You’re letter sucked.